Archie appears on TV in a rebuttal over an editorial for gun control he saw on the local news. While celebrating his accomplishment, the Bunkers are held up by a pair of thugs at Kelsey's bar who saw his report.
Archie plans a scheme when he overhears a man at the IRS talking about it over a pay phone. Archie is audited for unreported income after moonlighting by driving Munson's cab.
Archie is all over the attractive young wife of his old Army buddy who has come to stay with the Bunkers.
Gloria stumps Mike and Archie with a riddle designed to test male chauvinism.
Archie's niece pays a visit to the Bunkers and has the house in an uproar when Archie discovers she has plans to go out dancing with Lionel Jefferson, a black man,
An absent minded Edith is worried when she discovers she has taken a wig from a department store. She meets with Father Majeski to confess that she may be a kleptomaniac.
Edith new pen pals are a couple of real swingers...literally. Unknown to Edith is they are coming for a visit and to switch partners for the night.
Archie is upset when Mike comes into an inheritance and decides to give the money to the McGovern campaign instead of paying back Archie, for the time spent there mooching.
Today is Mike and Gloria's second anniversary, as the remembers the day that almost didn't happen.
The Stivic's wedding day is jeopardized when Archie and Mike's uncle argue over the use of a Catholic priest at the ceremony.
Gloria feels Mike is being a chauvinist when Mike insists that if he needs his appendix removed, it will be done by a male doctor.
Archie wants to keep a winning lottery ticket that Edith bought for Louise after discovering that she had yet to pay for it.
Archie has a chance to try out for the Cannonballers, the champions of the bowling league. But his only challenger for the spot is a black man.
Archie decides they should use the insurance money from Edith's lost family heirloom to purchase a new television set. But when the locket resurfaces, he must now scheme to stay out of jail.
Archie is hospitalized in a semi-private room and makes friends with his unseen roommate, until the curtain is pulled back to reveal he is black.
Archie tries to convince everyone that he is not getting old, and soon changes his mind when he meets an old friend from his childhood who looks and acts much younger than Archie.
Gloria storms out of the house when she and Mike get into a disagreement. Edith soon follows when Archie does the same. The girls can be found at the home of Gloria's girlfriends, having a come-as-you-are party.
Archie has no interest in attending Edith's 30th high school reunion, until he learns that a handsome old boyfriend of hers will be there.
When Archie's "expensive" new watch he bought from a coworker seems broken, he must find someone who will fix it with no questions asked.
Archie wakes up to find a swastika painted on his front door and gets protection from a Jewish strong arm group.
Each family member of the Bunker clan has a different story when they recount the happenings of an encounter with the handymen in the kitchen earlier that day.
Archie secrectly attends night-school classes to qualify for a high school diploma and get a dispatcher's job.
Gloria is confused over what she should do after she was attacked by a man while passing by a construction site. The thought of prosecuting her assailant is what Archie suggests, but Mike doesn't want her put through any more trauma.
Gloria's foul mood catches up to Edith when she chastises her for giving in to Archie's every whim.