Edith: I heard if two people enjoy being with one another alone they have a good acid marriage.
Archie: Alright then, we have a 100% acid marriage.
Archie: You sing like a piece of chalk on the blackboard.
Michael: In today's society if something doesn't work you throw it out.
Archie: You don't work so maybe we should throw you out.
Archie: The only ones that can afford hired help is rich people and Jews.
Archie: Jim Bowman sold his house to a family of spades.
Edith: Oh my, as if they didn't have enough problems being Jewish.
Archie: Is anybody in the world concerned with upholding standards? Our world is crumbling down and the coons are coming.
Gloria: This is a wonderful thing.
Archie: Wonderful? Let's see how wonderful it is when watermelon rinds come flying out the window.
Edith: Do you love me?
Archie: Where the hell do you get these questions?
Edith: From Fiddler on the Roof.
"Fiddler on the Roof" is a broadway musical and a movie came out in 1971.
Lionel: If you follow that thinking, 80% of the Harlem Globetrotters ought to be white.
The Harlem Globetrotters are a famous black basketball team.