Edith: I'm going to put in my pie spiced apples, spiced peaches, and spiced raisens. I hope it's not too spicy for them.
Gloria: Oh ma! I didn't know you had pen pals, from what country?
Edith: They ain't from any country. They are from New Jersey!
Gloria: Ma, the people in this ad are looking for a special kind of friendship.
Edith:Oh, well I hope I don't disappoint them.
Edith: They are going to see the Russian Ballet.
Archie: Wouldn't I know it? Paying money to see a communist fruit dance around in pantyhose.