Episode Notes
The script of this episode was printed in the Auf Wiedersehen, Pet book That's Living Alright.
This episode was shot in The Dorchester, London and at the Clarence Hotel, Dublin.
This episode has never been repeated.
Episode Quotes
Manager: Fully stocked minibar, cable TV, jacuzzi and mood lighting. There should be everything you need, gentlemen.
Oz: Hey, don't get the wrong idea, amigo! This is the only room you had. We're not here for some brickies gang bang!
(Oz and Dennis are trying to persuade Dolores to get them a place to stay in the airport)
Dolores: I'm sorry. I suggest you try the Marriott.
Oz: Listen, our flight to the Uk's been cancelled. Before that we sat on the tramac in Caracas for four hours. That's in Vemezuela man!
Dolores: That is my country, very beautiful.
Oz: It might be beautiful if you're sitting on a beach with a pina colada, pet. Not when you're building a sewage reclamation plant on the mouth of the Orinoco for three months!
Neville: Brenda? Hello, pet, it's me ... No we're still in Miami, most of the flights have been cancelled ... Oh it was a full-scale code-red terrorist at the airport but I don't want you to worry ...
(Moxey clicks open the suitcase full of money)
Oz: Bloody hell's b******s!
(After seeing the money in the case)
Moxey: No one's gonna report this, lads.
Oz: Moxey's right! This is dirty money. Soiled, grubby, filthy money - and its ours!
Neville: It's not! It belongs to bad, evil people who'll hunt us down and ... and chop bits off us!
(After recieving the warning from Frank)
Oz: We'll gob team-handed. They're not gonna hoy four of us off!
Neville: Could I just call Brenda first?