This 25-minute special has never been repeated.

Dennis: I've got to convince 70 bricklayers tomorrow that they've got to watch what they're doing!
Oz: Wey what for, you get nee shirtlifters on a building site man, the union would'nt allow it, the odd drug addict maybees!

Dennis: Here's the doctors, he'll straighten you out!
Oz: I divvent want to be straightened out, I only came in for a pint, man!

Dennis: I want to watch this TV show. It's about AIDS.
Oz: AIDS, AIDS and yet more AIDS, I'm sick to death o' hearin' aboot AIDS, man!

(After taking Dennis's advice on AIDS)
Oz: Two pints of lager and a pint of bitter, and er, some change for that ... machine in the bog.

Oz: Well I understand how a man can give it to a woman, in the obvious way, I understand how a bloke could give it to another bloke in... well we're all men o' the world aren't we, not that I'd be up to anything like that mind!, its just that, well, I dont class meself as particularly thick in this respect...
Dennis: Huh!
Oz: Argh thank you... I mean I can't understand how a woman can give it to a man, cos its, well, its one way traffic when you get in there isn't it!