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Season 8
149 :08x01 - Paternity (Oct/29/1981)
A purse is stolen from a beauty queen. A movie goer vandalizes a theater which runs snuff films, and a women charges Wojo with a paternity suit, only to make a upsetting discovery.
Guest Stars: Stefan Gierasch as Lupton, Dana Gladstone as Frane, Rebecca Holden as Wendy McWilliams
Director: Danny Arnold
Writer: Nat Mauldin
 
150 :08x02 - Advancement (Nov/05/1981)
Inspector Luger asks for Barney's assistance in writing a letter to his mail-order bride. A couple are threatened by the winner of the lottery after losing his winning ticket. Harris signs a deal to pen another novel.
Guest Stars: Mario Roccuzzo as Anthony Shapper, Phillip Simms as Mr. Brotsky, Howard Honig as Mr. Yager, Anna Berger as Miriam Buckman, Martin Garner as Ira Buckman
Director: Danny Arnold
Writer: Jeff Stein, Frank Dungan (1)
 
151 :08x03 - The Car (Nov/12/1981)
A litterbug is threatened at gunpoint by a sanitation cop. Levitt performs a heroic act concerning a child. A car thief confesses 25 years after the crime, and still has the evidence in mint condition.
Guest Stars: Joe Regalbuto as Sanitation Cop, Alice Backes as Mrs. Shawcross, Pat McNamara as Boskin, Larry Gelman as Joseph Hilyer
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Nat Mauldin
 
152 :08x04 - Possession (Nov/19/1981)
A man charged with disorderly conduct believes he is possessed by the devil, in which is exercised by a department chaplain. A man is charged with assault after forcing his full figured wife into a pair of designer jeans.
Guest Stars: Phil Rubenstein as Roy Griswold, Allan Miller as Police Chaplain, Susan Peretz as Norma Griswold, Kenneth Tigar as Mr. Kopeckne
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Tom Reeder, Roland Kibbee
 
153 :08x05 - Stress Analyzer (Nov/26/1981)
A recruiter for the Peace Corps goes berserk during a job fair. Barney fears Dietrich has been shot when a new stress analyzer sets off a alert.
Guest Stars: James Cromwell as Dr. Edmund Danworth, James Murtaugh as Peace Corp Recruiter Vincent Bondell, Florence Halop as Wanda LaMear, Phil Leeds as Brent LaMear, Ann Morgan Guilbert as Mrs. Swallock, Rod Colbin as William Jessup
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Nat Mauldin
 
154 :08x06 - Games (Dec/10/1981)
An Army WAC is supplementing her income as a prostitute in Greenwich Village. A created of video game chips is accused of being a KGB spy.
Guest Stars: Philip Sterling as Frank, Vernon Weddle as Unknown, Trinidad Silva as Unknown, Warren Munson as Unknown, Sarah Kennedy as Alice Grant, Carol Eve Rossen as Sgt. Legg, John O'Leary (1) as Leo
Director: Gennaro Montanino
Writer: Jordan Moffet
 
155 :08x07 - Homeless (Dec/17/1981)
Christmas eve finds a group of homeless people gathering for shelter at the 12th precinct. An upset greeting card designer loses his job. A merchant is arrested for using a cattle prod on a vagrant.
Guest Stars: David Clennon as Weckler, Zane Buzby as Unknown, Walter Janowitz as Unknown, Paul Stolasky as Kellog, Ben Piazza as Minch, Stanley Brock as Bruno Bender, Don Calfa as Eddie, Mari Gorman as Mrs Binder
Director: Lee Lochhead
Writer: Jordan Moffet, Frank Dungan (1), Jeff Stein
 
156 :08x08 - The Tontine (Jan/07/1982)
One of the two survivors of a tontine plans to commit suicide so his cousin can enjoy the money he would receive.
Guest Stars: Jay Robinson as Unknown, Lou Cutell as Unknown, Ivor Francis as Mercurio, Jane Dulo as Edna Sligman, Ian Wolfe as Joseph Spidonie, Dennis Lipscomb as Pryne
Director: Homer Powell
Writer: Nat Mauldin
 
157 :08x09 - Examination Day (Jan/14/1982)
Inspector Luger roughs up a suspect, and then chastises Barney for being too soft. Meanwhile, the officers are on the streets in uniform while Levitt and others take a sergeants examination.
Guest Stars: Lyman Ward as Jetter, Louis Giambalvo as Unknown, Jack Kruschen as Diamond
Director: Gennaro Montanino
Writer: Jordan Moffet
 
158 :08x10 - The Clown (Jan/21/1982)
Street clowns are being single out for a rash of serial muggings. A bureaucrat eases jail overcrowding by releasing the prisoners from Madison Avenue onto the streets during the dark of night.
Guest Stars: Jed Mills as Unknown, Michael Alaimo as Unknown, Michael Tucci as Unknown, Walter Olkewicz as Unknown, Howard Platt as Unknown, Philip Bruns as Unknown, J. J. Barry (1) as Arthur Duncan
Director: Alan Bergmann
Writer: Sam Simon
 
159 :08x11 - Chinatown (1) (Feb/04/1982)
A wealthy mugging victim catches Lt. Scanlon's eye. The owner of a restaurant is charged with breaking into his business. Harris and Dietrich are forced to share a hotel room with the only witness to a murder.
Guest Stars: Leonard Stone as Sidney Bottney, Joanna Barnes (1) as Mrs. Fitzjames, George Murdock as Lt. Ben Scanlon, Chao-Li Chi as Mr. Ling, Fred Sadoff as Walker
Director: Danny Arnold
Writer: Jeff Stein, Frank Dungan (1)
 
160 :08x12 - Chinatown (2) (Feb/11/1982)
Harris and Dietrich are driving each other insane while watching over an uncooperative witness to a homicide. A wealthy robbery victim charges Lt. Scanlon with harassment.
Guest Stars: George Murdock as Lt. Ben Scanlon, Joanna Barnes (1) as Mrs. Fitzjames, Peter Pan as Mr. Chao, Phil Diskin as Gillis, Chao-Li Chi as Mr. Ling
Director: Danny Arnold
Writer: Jeff Stein, Frank Dungan (1)
 
161 :08x13 - Hunger Strike (Feb/18/1982)
An activist holds a hunger strike as a protest to the nuclear arms race. Dietrich assists a man who is either speaking a foreign language, or is truly psychotic. Barney decides not to accept a nomination for promotion.
Guest Stars: Stanley Kamel as Dr. Michael Fielding, Ion Teodorescu as Joseph Avrakian, Nora Meerbaum (1) as Ms. Smith, Larry Gelman as Philip Bishop
Director: Tony Sheehan
Story: Tony Sheehan, Stephen Neigher | Teleplay: Tony Sheehan
 
162 :08x14 - Arrival (Feb/25/1982)
Inspector Luger's mail-order bride finally arrives, and will meet for the first time. A man claims he was mugged by an elderly woman. Petty crimes are being committed by a man with a genius IQ.
Guest Stars: Carina Afable as Perlita Avilar, Andrew Bloch (1) as Brysom, Alan Oppenheimer as William Dietz
Director: Lee Lochhead
Writer: Jordan Moffet
 
163 :08x15 - Obituary (Mar/11/1982)
A citizen is angered when a local newspaper prematurely prints his obituary. A chicken thief models himself as a modern day Robin Hood.
Guest Stars: Peggy Pope as Mrs. Bergendahl, Richard Stahl as Lund, Phil Diskin as Beilin, Barney Martin as Wendell Bergendahl, Will Seltzer as Unknown
Director: Gennaro Montanino
Writer: Nat Mauldin
 
164 :08x16 - Inquiry (Mar/26/1982)
When the administrator for an exclusive school denies a child a place in the kindergarten class, the parents retaliate with violence. Wojo is charged with unnecessary violence during an arrest, causing an investigation with Internal Affairs.
Guest Stars: Michael Lombard as Joseph Loftis, Allan Rich as Edward Meyers, Norman Bartold as Gordon Wendell, Sal Viscuso as Victor Renaldi, Joe Mantell as Raymond Waymond, Barry Gordon as David Dingler, Bonnie Bartlett as Emily Loftis
Director: Gennaro Montanino
Writer: Jeff Stein, Frank Dungan (1)
 
165 :08x17 - Old Love (Apr/02/1982)
A has-been, former child actor assaults his former agent with a telephone. An old college flame of Dietrich's, spends the day with him.
Guest Stars: Mario Roccuzzo as Deluca, Ben Hammer as Unknown, Mitch Kreindel as Kroner, Sharon Spelman as Cynthia, Audrey Christie as Mrs. Kroner
Director: Hal Linden
Writer: Philip Jayson Lasker
 
166 :08x18 - Altercation (Apr/09/1982)
When shyster lawyer, Alan Ripkin threatens Harris with a second law suit, he retaliates with physical harm. A mugging victim confesses she has had a romantic spark for Barney the past 25 years.
Guest Stars: Rod Colbin as Lawrence Wheeler, Robert Pastorelli as Edward Guthrie, Miriam Byrd-Nethery as Beverly Wakefield, Alex Henteloff as Arnold Ripner, Todd Susman as Neil Hackett
Director: Alan Bergmann
Writer: Tony Sheehan
 
167 :08x19 - Bones (Apr/29/1982)
An Indian is arrested after he steals an ancestral bone from a museum exhibit. A Boy Scout master apprehends a mugger. Meanwhile, the 12th precinct's plumbing has once again shut down.
Guest Stars: Howard Platt as Gordon Lynch, Mark Banks (1) as James Long, Panchito Gomez as Gilbert Pedrosa, Luis Avalos as Jorge Jesus Maria Sanchez, Ivor Francis as Dr. Otto Travis
Director: Max Gail
Story: Jordan Moffet, Nat Mauldin, Lee H. Grant (1) | Teleplay: Jordan Moffet, Nat Mauldin
 
168 :08x20 - Landmark (1) (May/06/1982)
A buyer is interested in purchasing the 12th precinct after Wojo discovers an ancient weapon hidden away. A South American immigrant requests a return home after being released as a political hostage. An unemployed man is robbed while at an ATM machine.
Guest Stars: James Gallery as Unknown, Keith Langsdale as Unknown, Susan Tolsky as Victoria Hoffline, Philip Sterling as Howard Spangler, Al Ruscio as Jack Norrell, Pepe Serna as Julio Rodriguez
Director: Tony Sheehan
Writer: Tony Sheehan
 
169 :08x21 - Landmark (2) (May/13/1982)
Dietrich shuts down a school for criminals and a pair of its students. Inspector Luger decides he doesn't want to get married to Perlita. The 12th precinct is sold to a real estate developer.
Guest Stars: Carina Afable as Perlita Avilar, James Murtaugh as Joseph Saxon, Helen Verbit as Estelle Bobus, Florence Halop as Wilma Kestner, Al Ruscio as Jack Norrell, Robert Costanzo as Professor Vincent Thorndyke
Director: Danny Arnold
Writer: Jeff Stein, Frank Dungan (1)
 
170 :08x22 - Landmark (3) (May/20/1982)
Old faces stop by the 12th precinct to bid farewell to Barney and the squad. Harris decides to resign instead of being reassigned to Flushing Meadow.
Guest Stars: George Murdock as Lt. Ben Scanlon, Walter Janowitz as Unknown, Jack DeLeon as Marty, Stanley Brock as Bruno Bender, Meshach Taylor as Melvin Jackson, F. William Parker as Unknown, Carina Afable as Perlita Avilar, Ray Stewart as Daryl Driscoll, J. J. Barry (1) as Mr. Duncan, John Dullaghan as Ray, Mari Gorman as Mrs Binder, Oliver Clark as Carl Ebling, Earl Boen as Warren Gimble, Ralph Manza as Mr Roth, Judson Morgan (1) as Unknown
Director: Danny Arnold
Writer: Jeff Stein, Tony Sheehan, Frank Dungan (1)
 
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