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1 :01x01 - Smells
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Carla Mendonca (Eddie's Bird), Kevin McNally (Sex Store Attendant), Cindy Shelley (Richie's Bird (Kate)), Harriet Thorpe (Woman at Bar), Clive Mantle (Jealous Husband)
When they read about the possible effects of pheromone sprays on women, sex starved pair Eddie and Richie take a trip to a sex shop to buy a couple of cans. After spraying themselves all over, they head down to their local pub and wait for the magic to happen.
2 :01x02 - Gas
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Mark Lambert (Gasman), Brian Glover (Mr Rottweiller), Gabi Valenti (Lolly)
Richie and Eddie are unexpectedly caught out by a visit from the gasman who wants to read their meter, but as they are stealing their gas from next doors supply, they panic and accidently kill him. While they attempt to break into next door's flat to dispose of the gas theft evidence, the gasman recovers and informs the neighbour of their plans.
3 :01x03 - Contest
When Richie finds out that Eddie has spent his life savings (£11.80) on a second hand porn magazine, he loses his temper with Eddie as he sits down to watch Miss World on the tv, After the pair quarrel, Richie throws Eddie out of the flat, but he sneaks back in and catches Richie about to masturbate.
4 :01x04 - Apocalypse
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Roger Brierley (Sir Roger Cobham), Nick Gillard (Man in Wheelchair), Liz Smith (Fortune Teller), Helen Lederer (Nurse), Mark Arden (Shooting Gallery Stallholder)
During a trip the local fairground, Richie visits a fortune teller who tells him that he is going to die in three days time.
5 :01x05 - 'S Up
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Guest star: Michael Redfern (Mr Cooper (as Mike Redfern)), John Wells (Doctor), Evie Garratt (Old Lady), Roger Sloman (Mr Harrison)
Mr Harrison convinces Richie and Eddie to mind his shop for the afternoon while he attends a funeral.
After a while they get bored with shopkeeping and decide to go up on the roof and watch the cricket match with binoculars.
6 :01x06 - Accident
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Guest star: Steven O'Donnell (Spudgun), Wayne Michaels (Man at Party), Christopher Ryan (Dave Hedgehog), David Lloyd (Willy), Mark Williams (Boris)
Richie is so excited about it being his birthday that he accidently breaks his leg and is taken to hospital.
With him now out of the flat, Eddie takes the opportunity to invite loads of friends to Richie's birthday party, but Richie is determined that a broken leg will not spoil his birthday celebrations and he heads home.
7 :02x01 - Digger
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Lisa Maxwell (Mrs Linneker), Helen Lederer (Lady Natasha Letitia Sarah Jane Wellesley Obstromsky Ponsonsky Smythe Smythe Smythe Smythe Oblomov Boblomov Dob, 3rd Viscomptress of Moldavia), Kelly Hunter (Mrs Gascoigne)
Richie decides to visit a dating agency in the hopes of it leading to him actually having sex with a real life woman!
8 :02x02 - Burglary
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Paul Bradley (Mr Scrubbs), Tip Tipping (Mr Kelly), Jonathan Stratt (P.C.V. Jones), Rupert Bates (Mr Wormwood)
After catching and tying up a burglar in their flat, Eddie and Richie call the Police and wait for them to come over and pick him up. While they are waiting, the boys discover the burglar's bag which is full of stolen items from previous jobs, so they decide to dispose of the burglar before the Police get there, and keep the goods for themselves.
9 :02x03 - Culture
Richie breaks the bad news that the tv set has been repossessed by the rental company.
After several attempts at keeping themselves occupied, Richie suggests a game of Chess between him and Eddie.
10 :02x04 - Parade
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Andy de la Tour (Chief Inspector Grobbelaar), Roy Heather (Mr Man), Christopher Ryan (Hedgehog), Robert Ashe (Ralph Maxwell), Rory Bremner (Mr Brough), Lee Cornes (Dick Head), Chris Langham (Tight-Mouthed Larry), Robert Llewellyn (Mr N. Stiles), Julia Sawalha (Veronica Head), Patsy Rowlands (Lil Potato), Steven O'Donnell (Spudgun), Brian Croucher (Ted Nugent), Robert McKewley (P. C. Cholmondley-Smythe)
After taking part in the regular identity parade for the Police, Richie and Eddie head over to the pub where a very drunk bookie accidently gives out a sure tip for the next race. the only problem is that the haven't got any money left to bet on the horse.
11 :02x05 - Holy
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Steven O'Donnell (Spudgun), Roger Sloman (Mr. Harrison), Charlie Biddle (Johnny Bates), Tina Foley (Valerie Bates), Christopher Ryan (Hedgehog)
It's christmas day and Richie has planned for him and Eddie to have christmas dinner together in the flat, not knowing that Eddie has invited Spudgun and Hedgehog as well.
When they later find a baby in a basket left by the front door, Richie becomes convinced that he is the new Virgin Mary and the baby is the Messiah.
12 :02x06 - 'S Out
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Director: Ed Bye
Guest star: Rupert Bates (Mr Tent)
After losing a bet, Eddie and Richie have to spend the night outdoors on Hammersmith Common in Wimbledon.
Without any food or money to buy any with, they decide to try and live off the land before retiring to the apparent safety of their tent.
13 :03x01 - Hole
Eddie and Richie become stuck at the top of a ferris wheel at the local fairground, when the owner switches it off after forgetting about them. They decide to wait it out, not knowing that the ride is scheduled to be demolished the following morning.
14 :03x02 - Terror
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Director: Bob Spiers
Guest star: Paul Ballard (Small Devil), Lisa Coleman (Doreen), Mohammed George (Small Devil (as Mahommed George)), Steven O'Donnell (Spudgun), Christopher Ryan (Hedgehog), Simon Coray (Small Devil)
It's Halloween night, and Eddie and Richie go out to do some trick or treating. After beating up some kids and stealing their sweets, the boys decide to throw a party and invite Spudgun and Dave Hedghog along, but during the evening, Richie tries to summon the Devil.
15 :03x03 - Break
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Director: Bob Spiers
Guest star: Jo-Anne Stockham (Voluptua), John Abbott (Mormon)
Richie and Eddie are both excited about going on a package holiday to Doncaster and Richie decides to try and lose three stone of fat, but he only has eight and a half hours before they are due to leave.
16 :03x04 - Dough
Writer: Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson
Director: Bob Spiers
Guest star: Dominic Snowdon (Pub Team), Amy Marsden (Student), Chris Sanders (CID Man), Nick Scott (Skullcrusher), Peter Geeves (CID Man), Colin Wyatt (Pub Team), Robert McKewley (Student), Steven O'Donnell (Spudgun), Lucy Benjamin (Nurse), Lee Cornes (Dick), Raymond Sawyer (CID Man), Christopher Ryan (Hedgehog)
Eddie has a go at counterfeiting money, which all seems to turn out pornographic and of unusual amounts. When Skullcrusher the local counterfeiter finds out, Eddie has to find a way to get some real money fast to pay him off.
17 :03x05 - Finger
Writer: Adrian Edmondson, Rik Mayall
Director: Bob Spiers
Guest star: Caroline Gruber (Maid), Rupert Rainsford (Pierre), Gareth Marks (Receptionist), Kevin Allen (Marcel), Sue Scott Davison (Woman (as Sue Scott-Davison)), Victor Spinetti (Maitre 'd)
After getting back at Taffy O'Jones by stealing his car, Eddie and Richie find honeymoon tickets to the Hotel Splendido in the glovebox, so they decide to use the tickets by dressing up and pretending to be the newlyweds.
18 :03x06 - Carnival
When the carnival happening beneath Eddie and Richie's window suddenly turns into a riot, they decide to pop down for a spot of looting, before returning to their window view, now sporting a new video camera to record the violence with.