(bringing in power shakes)
Alfred: Will it be one straw or two for dinner this evening?
Tatsu: Sorry, Alfred. I kind of promised Jason I'd let him make dinner for me tonight. I just hope the nerd can cook.
Alfred: You might consider taking it a little easier on her.
Bruce: I might, but I won't.
Lt. Gordon: Why don't you go get yourself a donut, Dombrowski?
Dombrowski: Nah, the wife says I got to cut back.
Lt. Gordon: Then only get a half-dozen this time.
Dombrowski: Hey. Yeah!
Tatsu: It's kind of nice having someone cook for me. At least something that's not made in a blender.
Dr. Jason Burr: Huh?
Tatsu: Nothing. Cooking's just not really my strong suit.
Dr. Jason Burr: Oh, no problem. I'm totally comfortable being the woman of the house. I mean, you know, the one who cooks.
Tatsu: You should stop talking now.
Dr. Jason Burr: Heard that. Yep!
Cypher: Take out your handcuffs.
Batman: Rail or pipe?
Cypher: Surprise me.
Batcomputer: Engaged. The probability of successfully accomplishing this mission is less than 8%, Batman.
Batman: Then you'd better wish me luck.
Batcomputer: Good luck, Batman.