Clone High, USA Episode Guide

1 :01x01 - Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand

First aired: Nov/02/2002
Writer: Phil Lord, Chris Miller, Bill Lawrence
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Neil Flynn (Carl, Caesar), Michael J. Fox (Gandhi's Kidney), Donald Faison (George Washington Carver, Jimi Hendrix, Wally), Andy Dick (Sheepman, Sheriff, Van Gough)

In the first episode of the series, the clones attend a party where friendships are formed, Abe quickly develops an infatuation for Cleo and Joan falls secretly for Abe.

2 :01x02 - Episode Two: Election Blu-Galoo

First aired: Nov/03/2002
Writer: Chris Miller, Phil Lord
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Zach Braff (X-Stream Mike), Neil Flynn (Carl), Donald Faison (Blushi, Wally, X-Stream Bob), Sarah Chalke (X-Stream Erin), Marilyn Manson (Himself)

Abe faces off against JFK for president of the student council. With the backing of a corporation looking to push a new product in conjunction with his campaign, Abe seems headed for victory.

3 :01x03 - A.D.D.: The Last 'D' is for Disorder

First aired: Nov/10/2002
Writer: Tom Martin
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Neil Flynn (Carl, Gandhi's Dad), Zach Braff (Paul Revere), Donald Faison (Wally, Toots), Murray Miller (Gene Kelly), Tom Green (Himself), Andy Dick (Sheepman, Edison), Eric Kentoff (Man in Space Suit)

Gandhi is diagnosed with an incurable disease: A.D.D.! His friendship with Abe is put to the test.

4 :01x04 - Film Fest: Tears of a Clone

First aired: Nov/17/2002
Writer: Erica Rivinoja
Director: Ted Collyer, Harry Harris
Guest star: Donald Faison (George Washington Carver, Leon Black), Andy Dick (Sheepman, Police Officer), Neil Flynn (Director, Actor)

Clone High gets ready to hold a film festival with films submitted by the students. Joan hopes that her film will make Abe realize her true feelings towards him.

5 :01x05 - Sleep of Faith: La Rue D'Awakening

First aired: Nov/24/2002
Writer: Judah Miller, Murray Miller
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Neil Flynn (Gandhi's Father, Zoo Worker), Donald Faison (George Washington Carver), Judah Miller (Scangrade, Radio DJ), John C. McGinley (Creepy Trucker)

Abe avoids sleep so he can help Cleo out with her exam. Before long, he shows the signs of lack of sleep even as he prepares to race JFK.

6 :01x06 - Homecoming: A Shot in D'Arc

First aired: Dec/01/2002
Writer: Eric Kentoff
Director: Ted Collyer, Harry Harris
Guest star: Neil Flynn (Caesar), Dan Patrick (Himself), Donald Faison (Toots, Wally), Chris Berman (Himself)

To prove that woman can play basketball as well as men, Joan dresses as a man and tries out for the basketball team.

7 :01x07 - Plane Crazy: Gate Expectations

First aired: Dec/08/2002
Writer: Tom Martin
Director: Ted Collyer, Harry Harris
Guest star: Neil Flynn (Buddy Holly, DJ), Debra Wilson (Reporter, Skunky-Poo, Krabby Kakes), Ashley Angel (Himself)

After learning that Cleo is moving to Canada to goto another school, Abe chases cleo to the airport unable to get a kiss. Another of Scudsworth's plan is foiled by a skunk.

8 :01x08 - Raisin the Stakes: A Rock Opera in Three Acts

First aired: Dec/15/2002
Writer: Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Director: Ted Collyer, Harry Harris
Guest star: Neil Flynn (Caesar, Gandhi's Dad), Joe Flaherty (Abe's Dad), Donald Faison (Jimi Hendrix, Wally), Jack Black (Pusher, Larry Hardcore)

After a anti-drug seminar at the school, the speaker gives the clones ideas that smoking raisins can get you high. Ghandi goes on a drug trip, while all the parents are concerned about the rasins.

9 :01x09 - A Room of One's Clone: The Pie of the Storm

First aired: Jan/12/2003
Writer: Adam Pava
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Andy Dick (Sheepman), Donald Faison (Martin Luther King Jr. , Toots)

Joan's home is destroyed by a storm and as a result, she and her stepfather are forced to live at Cleo's house. Almost immediately, Cleo and Joan are at odds and Abe tries desparately to think of a way to resolve the conflict.

10 :01x10 - Litter Kills: Litterally

First aired: Jan/19/2003
Writer: Murray Miller, Judah Miller
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Luke Perry (Ponce de Leon), Andy Dick (Warden), Murray Miller (Catherine the Great), Judah Miller (Inmate), Donald Faison (Inmate, Wally)

After litter kills JFK's best friend, Ponce, Abe gets jealous because Cleo is spending alot of time with JFK.

11 :01x11 - Snowflake Day: A Very Special Holiday Episode

First aired: Jan/26/2003
Writer: Erica Rivinoja
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Murray Miller (Catherine the Great), Donald Faison (King Kwanzaa, Toots, Wally), Mandy Moore (Herself), Judah Miller (Dreidlestein), Neil Flynn (Caesar, Carl, Snowflake Jake), Debra Wilson (Babs)

It's holiday time at Clone High, and Abe is baffled on what to get Cleo. He gets a job with Ghandi, where ghandi discovers a new silverware. Meanwhile, Joan is not in the holiday spirit, and she gets advice from someone who may or may not be Mandy Moore.

12 :01x12 - Makeover, Makeover, Makeover: The Makeover Episode (1)

First aired: Feb/03/2003
Writer: Eric Kentoff
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Debra Wilson (Eva Peron), Donald Faison (Toots)

Part one of a two part season finale. Its prom time, and everyone is getting makeovers! Principle Scudworth finds out something bad, faints and gets amnesia, while Joan gets 3 makeovers!

13 :01x13 - Changes: The Big Prom: The Sex Romp: The Finale (2)

First aired: Feb/10/2003
Writer: Phil Lord, Chris Miller
Director: Harry Harris, Ted Collyer
Guest star: Judah Miller (Scangrade), Donald Faison (Toots), John Stamos (Himself), Joe Flaherty (Abe's Dad), Andy Dick (Edison, Sexual Education Officer, Sheepman), Neil Flynn (Caesar, Moses, Tux Guy), Abandoned Pools (Themselves)

Prom is at Clone High, and Cleo and Abe come together, Ghandi and his party fail at their plans, and Principle Scudworth is crowed the Prom King.