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Season 1

1 :01x01 - Pilot

Sep/26/2012
The Weavers move to the suburbs and discover their neighbors are strange... in fact they are aliens from the planet Zabvron.
Guest Stars: Mitch Rouse as Real Estate Agent | Doug Jones (1) as Alien |
Co-Guest Stars: Bruce Green as Angry Man | Mary K. Devault as Angry Woman
Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Dan Fogelman
Songs: The Ink Spots -- I Don't Want To Set The World On Fire, Debbie Reynolds -- Good Morning (w Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor), The Ink Spots -- We'll Meet Again, Sam Cooke -- What a Wonderful World

2 :01x02 - Journey to the Center of the Mall

Oct/03/2012
Larry & Jackie's children want to attend human school, so the Weavers take them clothes shopping at the mall.
Guest Stars: Doug Jones (1) as Dominique Wilkins |
Co-Guest Stars: Alden Villaverde as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (as Alden Ray) | Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas
Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Dan Fogelman
Songs: Christopher Cross -- Sailing

3 :01x03 - Things Just Got Real

Oct/10/2012
Marty and Debbie are exhausted by dealing with their new alien neighbors and try to spend time with their human friends, but Larry and Jackie have other ideas.
Guest Stars: Amy Farrington as Tracy | Leslie Grossman as Liz | Matthew Glave as Bill | Doug Jones (1) as Dominique Wilkins |
Co-Guest Stars: Nicholas J. Giordano as Pete | Alden Villaverde as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Director: Luke Greenfield
Songs: Pixies -- Where Is My Mind

4 :01x04 - Bathroom Etiquette

Oct/17/2012
It's the first day of school and Debbie is ecstatic to be able to give advice to the Bird-Kersees on how their kids should behave. However, things go awry and both the Weavers and the Bird-Kersees end up in the Principal's office.
Guest Stars: Meagen Fay as Principal (Principal Berger) | Grant Harvey as Jock |
Co-Guest Stars: Madison West Gill as Bitchy Girl | Stephanie Little as Teacher | Christian Mooney as Bully #1 | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas | Aaron Zachary Philips as Bully #2 | Alden Villaverde as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton
Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Dan Fogelman

5 :01x05 - Halloween-ween

Oct/24/2012
The Weavers explain Halloween to the Zabvronians, who think it is a threat to their community.
Guest Stars: Grant Harvey as Jeremy |
Co-Guest Stars: Caitlin Carmichael as Emma | Madison West Gill as Madison | Amarech Tadesse Koch as Ladybug | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas | Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton | Grant Venable as Kid #5
Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Dan Fogelman
Songs: Bobby "Boris" Pickett -- Monster Mash

6 :01x06 - Larry Bird and the Iron Throne

Oct/31/2012
Debbie becomes a crazy person as she tries to make Abby's birthday party special. Jackie tries to help and gets a mistaken impression about humans. Larry joins Lenny at work to learn more about humans and Reggie decides to give Amber a birthday present too.
Guest Stars: Maribeth Monroe as Rebecca |
Co-Guest Stars: Amy Broder as Lady | James Giordano as Man
Director: Peter Lauer
Writer: Dan Fogelman
Songs: Irya's Playground -- I Know What I Want, Average Superstar -- My Parade

7 :01x07 - 50 Shades of Green

Nov/07/2012
The Zabvronians enter their mating season. Debbie and Jackie are both curious about each other's romantic ways and drag their husbands along for the ride. Meanwhile, when a boy asks Amber to a make out party, she struggles with her own feelings about romance while dealing with Reggie and his feelings for her.
Guest Stars: Grant Harvey as Jeremy |
Co-Guest Stars: Kiersten Lyons as Billie Jean King | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas
Songs: Rufus -- Tell Me Something Good, Ben Rector -- Wanna Be Loved

8 :01x08 - Thanksgiving is for the Bird-Kersees

Nov/14/2012
Marty and Debbie decide to make their first Thanksgiving in their new home special, by not inviting anyone and making it just for themselves. Things don't go as planned as both Marty's parents as well as the Bird-Kersees end up as guests, as well as Jackie's estranged sisters.
Guest Stars: Leslie Jordan as Carla | Carla Renata as Leslie | Debra Mooney as Theresa | Stacy Keach as Dominick |
Co-Guest Stars: Billy Malone as Greg Louganis
Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Scott King
Songs: Perry Como -- Prayer of Thanksgiving, Harper Simon -- Wishes and Stars

9 :01x09 - Merry Crap-Mas

Dec/05/2012
The Bird-Kersees experience their first Christmas, at the expense of ruining the holidays for the Weavers.
Co-Guest Stars: Chasty Ballesteros as Stripper | Clint Culp as Sales Associate | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas
Director: Luke Greenfield
Writer: Tracy Oliver
Songs: Run DMC -- Christmas In Hollis, Jim Henson -- Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas (as Kermit), Andy Williams -- It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year, Cast members -- We Wish You A Merry Christmas, (Unknown artist) -- Deck The Halls, (Unknown artist) -- Jingle Bells

10 :01x10 - Juan of the Dead

Dec/12/2012
When Juan, the beloved local gardener dies, the Zabvronians have a new human trait to struggle over. Larry Bird, however, is determined to "solve" the problem of death.
Guest Stars: Bert Rosario as Juan |
Co-Guest Stars: Laura Dash as Man-Woman Alien | Nick Eldredge as High Pants Alien | Kiersten Lyons as Billie Jean King | Karan Soni as Indian Alien | David St. James as Minister
Director: Lev L. Spiro
Songs: Galanis -- Cellar Door, Katie Herzig -- Hey Na Na, (Unknown artist) -- I've Been Working on the Railroad

11 :01x11 - The Gingerbread Man

Jan/09/2013
Debbie and Marty introduce the Bird-Kersee's to the PTA. Larry decides to help Debbie while Jackie assists Marty with his soccer team.
Guest Stars: Nora Dunn as Linda | Kerry Carney as Elizabeth |
Co-Guest Stars: Samuel Caruana as Carl
Director: Chris Koch
Songs: Jukebox The Ghost -- Adulthood

12 :01x12 - Cold War

Jan/16/2013
The Bird-Kersees must face a new fear when the Weaver family gets sick with the common cold.
Guest Stars: Richard Riehle as Janitor Raymond | Doug Jones (1) as Dominique Wilkins |
Co-Guest Stars: Kiersten Lyons as Billie Jean King | Livia Trevino as Older Woman
Director: Henry Chan
Songs: Julie Andrews -- A Spoonful of Sugar, Jim Henson -- Rainbow Connection (as Kermit)

13 :01x13 - Dream Weavers

Jan/23/2013
Debbie decides to sign herself and Marty up as chaperones to the high school dance as a way of reliving her own high school memories. The Bird-Kersees, of course, tag along as fascinated observers.
Guest Stars: Judd Nelson as Jim | Grant Harvey as Jeremy | Lora Plattner as Giselle |
Co-Guest Stars: Justene Alpert as Impressed Girl | Skyler Vallo as Cheerleader
Director: Bryan Gordon
Songs: Gary Wright -- Dream Weaver, Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark -- If You Leave, Super Stereo -- Life Passed Me By, Goldspot -- Miss Johnson, The Honey Trees -- To Be With You

14 :01x14 - The Back Nine

Jan/30/2013
The Bird-Kersees learn about human issues of race and social class when they and the Weavers are invited to an open house for a new country club.
Guest Stars: Patrick Cassidy as Mr. Easterling |
Co-Guest Stars: Christine Kellogg-Darrin as Club Member | Connor Rosen as Redhead Kid | Carlos Torres as Latin Boy
Director: Chris Koch
Songs: Jerry Hanson -- Why Not Cha Cha Cha?

15 :01x15 - Space Invaders

Feb/06/2013
Reggie's confusion about his relationship with Giselle leads him to ask advice from Debbie, but he takes her advice the wrong way and causes havoc between the families. Meanwhile, Amber is unhappy with her choice of the popular jock as a boyfriend but doesn't know what to do and is reluctant to ask for help.
Guest Stars: Grant Harvey as Jeremy | Lora Plattner as Giselle |
Co-Guest Stars: Dean Cameron as Luke | Kamala Jones as Nikola
Director: Joe Pennella
Writer: Jeremy Hall
Songs: Ryan Adams (1) -- Dirty Rain, Jules Larson -- You Know It's True

16 :01x16 - Mother Clubbers

Feb/13/2013
Debbie goes through a midlife crisis when she declares she is not just a mom, but a woman. After informing Jackie that on earth, Jackie is a "10", the girls go shopping for new clothes and then try to crash a popular nightclub. The men too feel they need a makeover, so they turn to an expert, Amber.
Guest Stars: Michael Bay as Himself | Alonzo Bodden as Bouncer |
Co-Guest Stars: Tim Bader as Nick | Stephen Guarino as Chad | Jay Huguley as Paul | Ashley Olds as Hot Girl | Madison Shockley as Tanner
Writer: Scott King
Songs: Dolly Parton -- 9 to 5, The Pentagons -- I Like the Way You Look At Me

17 :01x17 - Larry Bird Presents An Oscar-Winning Film By Larry Bird

Feb/20/2013
Max is ecstatic when he is chosen to compete in the spelling bee, but Marty and Debbie worry he will be humiliated. Larry is so impressed with the Oscar ceremony that he decides to make his own film and win an Oscar, with the unfortunate Max as his star.
Co-Guest Stars: Joseph Buttler as Moderator | Nick Eldredge as High Pants Alien | Christian Gehring as Bully | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas | Elizabeth Tripp as Type-A Third Grader
Director: Lev L. Spiro
Songs: Dave Thomas Junior -- 3 Wishes, George M. Cohan -- The Yankee Doodle Boy

18 :01x18 - Camping

Feb/27/2013
Marty decides he needs to prove to his family that he is a man they can rely on so he takes them camping, and invites the Bird-Kersees as witnesses.
Guest Stars: Stacy Keach as Dominick |
Co-Guest Stars: Dustin Fasching as Young Dominick | Cade Sutton as Little Marty
Director: Chris Koch
Songs: Josh Ritter -- Long Shadows, The Wellingtons -- The Ballad of Davey Crockett, Drew Holcomb & The Neighbors -- What Would I Do Without You

19 :01x19 - I Believe I Can Drive

Mar/06/2013
After Amber and Reggie bring up the subject of taking drivers education, Larry and Jackie decide it is time they learned how to drive a car and they coerce Marty into giving them lessons.
Special Guest Stars: Sandra Bernhard as Ms. Porsche |
Guest Stars: Doug Jones (1) as Dominique Wilkins |
Co-Guest Stars: Kevin W. High as DMV Tester | Alden Villaverde as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton
Director: Chris Koch
Songs: Barcelona -- Less Than Two, The High Toppers -- Miracle Day, Third Eye Blind -- Semi-Charmed Life

20 :01x20 - Sing Like a Larry Bird

Mar/13/2013
Larry and Jackie go against the Weavers' advice and attend a Broadway show. Larry is so ecstatic afterward that he decides to put on his own show, but an accident causes the Bird-Kersees to risk everything by calling in outsiders for help.
Guest Stars: Doug Jones (1) as Dominique Wilkins | Caitlin Thompson as Reporter |
Co-Guest Stars: Nick Eldredge as High Pants Alien | Kiersten Lyons as Billie Jean King | Patrick O'Sullivan as Johnny Unitas | Alden Villaverde as Kareem Abdul-Jabbar | Katherine Tokarz as Mary Lou Retton
Writer: Tracy Oliver
Songs: Standard Fare -- 051107, Simon Lynge -- Love Comes Back to You

21 :01x21 - Mo Purses Mo Money Mo Problems

Mar/20/2013
Debbie enlists Jackie's help to get her purse business off the ground, but Jackie thinks too big. Amber staves off Jeremy's attempt at reconciliation and is not happy when Marty gets involved. Larry gets stuck with Amber's scout troop but discovers he enjoys working with the girls.
Special Guest Stars: Bethenny Frankel as Jill |
Guest Stars: Grant Harvey as Jeremy | Lora Plattner as Giselle |
Co-Guest Stars: Jerry Hauck as Old Man | Stephanie McVay as Cashier | Isabella Niems as Kat | Marlowe Peyton as Tanner | Josh Sternlicht as Suburban Dad
Director: Jeffrey Walker
Writer: Scott King
Songs: Two Steps From Hell -- Starfleet

22 :01x22 - It Has Begun…

Mar/27/2013
The Bird-Kersees intrude on Marty and Debbie's romantic getaway to Atlantic City, where Jackie decides she wants to have a real wedding. Meanwhile, Larry's father contacts Dick with an important message for him only that could change everything.
Special Guest Stars: George Takei as Grandfather |
Guest Stars: Mark Hamill as Commander Bill | Lora Plattner as Giselle |
Co-Guest Stars: Keith Allan as Roulette Dealer | Sarah Baldwin as Beth | Porter Kelly as Lisa | Anthony Marciona as Card Player (as Anthony Marciano) | Holly Walker as Dealer
Director: Chris Koch
Songs: Alison Krauss -- When You Say Nothing At All
Warning: The Neighbors (2012) guide may contain spoilers
Classification: Scripted
Genre: Comedy
Status: Canceled
Network: ABC ( USA)
Airs: Fridays at 08:30 pm
Runtime: 30 Minutes
Premiere: September 26, 2012
Ended: April 11, 2014
Episode Order: 22
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