Episode Quotes
Debbie: So you have no intentions of kidnapping our children?
Jackie: No.
Debbie: No alien mind-melding, no body-snatching, no plans to abduct, say, Max.
Larry: Well, if we were to abduct one of your children, it certainly wouldn't be Max.
Jackie: Larry Bird!
Larry: Well, he can barely do math.
Marty: Does your planet have an atmosphere?
Larry: Yes.
Marty: Can I breathe without a helmet?
Larry: No.
Marty: Is there water on your planet?
Larry: Yes.
Marty: Do you bathe in it?
Larry: No.
Marty: Do you drink it?
Larry: Yes.
Marty: Do you eat it?
Larry: No.
Marty: Does your planet have a moon?
Larry: Yes.
Marty: Does it have rings?
Larry: Yes.
Marty: How many rings?
Larry: Five.
Marty: Are we like ants to you?
Larry: Yes.
Marty: Is God real?
Larry: Next question.
Debbie: That's what neighbors do. They help each other out. They look out for one another. They do not abduct one another.
Larry: Oh, would you get off it? We don't want your dumb children.
Marty: Oh, look at us. Huh? Would you believe this?
Larry: Two grown males embracing in the middle of the republic of bananas.
Marty: (strained voice) Help.
Cultural References
Amber: (to parents) Maybe it has something to do with the fact that I spent the last two years trying to be accepted by popular kids at my old school, And now I have to start over again, all while living next to the cast of "District 9."
District 9 is a 2009 science fiction movie about aliens living on earth.