Debbie: What the hell is going on around here?
Jackie: It's mating season.
visual: A man's howl is heard.
Marty: Oh, god.
Jackie: We do apologize for the power outages.
Larry: Our mating causes them.
Marty: So, baby, we have to talk to you
about something that's a little... grown-up.
Debbie: We wondered if you had any questions for us now that you're getting older.
Amber: Seriously? The sex talk? Awesome, 'cause I haven't learned Everything there is to know from TV, movies, the fifth grade health class, the seventh grade health class, the ninth grade health class. So the real question, parents, is do you have any questions for me? Because I'm pretty sure I have more answers than you do.
Marty: (to Debbie, referring to Amber) Okay, so no alien babies bursting out of her chest anytime soon. I'm gonna go eat some nachos and lay down.
Larry: (to Jackie) I really don't know what sort of weird you think I'm into, but I have no desire to touch you, wife.
Marty: I really hate to ask you this, but Debbie seems to be interested in how you guys... You know, do things. - So if you...
Larry: Come with me to my garage. I will show you everything.
Marty: Okay, but, Larry, I can't stress enough how much I prefer telling... over showing.
visual: Marty & Larry are watching the alien instructional video.
Marty: Okay, that's good enough for me.
Larry: Yeah. Feeling a little steamy.
Instructional video: And now module 8... Earth invasion. Phase one... kill all the bees.
visual: Larry hastily shuts off the video projector.
Larry: Oh, that was nothing. Good night, Marty.
Marty: Debbie, I want to give you what you need, okay? And if it's giving this alien routine a try, I'm in.
Debbie: Really? You know it requires a lot of talkin'.
Marty: Oh, I have a veritable buttload of nice things to say to you.
Larry: We have further questions.
Debbie: Oh! Okay.
Marty: Of course you do.
Larry: While I have been successful at human mating, Jackie Joyner-Kersee remains unable to achieve satisfaction.
Jackie: Is that normal?