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Debbie: Let's try real hard not to get Abby's cold, okay?
Max: You're the one who's gonna kiss her and get us all sick.
Debbie: That's because I'm the one who has to take care of everyone. I'm this family's "Nurse Jackie".
Amber: You're this family's secret drug addict?
Debbie: Okay, clearly, I've never seen "Nurse Jackie."

Jackie: We've been told that there's a contagion in your house, and we've come to ensure it doesn't spread to the community.
Debbie: What?
Larry: We're here for the girl.

Jackie: What about Amber?
Debbie: Nothing makes Amber feel better. No, she just holes herself up in the room and rings a bell when she needs something. We leave the soup by the door, knock twice, and haul ass.

Debbie: Okay, sweetheart. Here is your meatloaf with a side of flank steak.
visual: Abby grabs a piece of steak with her hand and begins to eat.
Debbie: No fork, huh? Okay.
Abby: Next time, you can make it a little bit more rarer.
Debbie: Oh.
Abby: I like when I can taste the blood.

visual: Jackie sneezes.
Larry: Wait. You didn't say "I love you." You emitted one of their sickness gasps.

Larry: Now I have to set up an isolation tent in the backyard for you.
Debbie: No. I am not getting in an isolation tent. I will go back to the Weavers' to bask in the warmth of their germy camaraderie.
Larry: Fine. Go sniffle and wheeze with the phlegmy Weavers.

visual: Reggie gives Raymond a hug as Larry walks in.
Reggie: Oh, father. Uh, this isn't what it looks like.
Larry: It looks like you're embracing a custodian with a cold.
Reggie: Okay. It's exactly what it looks like.

Marty: It's just that you're so good at taking care of everyone, it's hard not to take advantage.
Debbie: I know. I'm like House M.D.
Marty: No. Honey, House is also a drug addict. You have to watch more TV if you're gonna do references.

Marty: (to Debbie and Amber) Can we just agree that Richard Gere and Ryan Gosling are the same amount of hot?

Richard Gere and Ryan Gosling are both actors and considered sex symbols of their generation.

Debbie: I'm this family's Nurse Jackie.
Amber: You're this family's secret drug addict?

Nurse Jackie is an American television series about an emergency room nurse who is battling drug addiction.