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- Age: 675 (Estimated Earth Years)
- Race: Zabvronian
- Rank: Wife, Warrior
- Special Skills: Two handed blade, hand to hand combat, IEDs, Golf Cart piloting, Laser Beam avoidance
- Age: Forty-ish (unconfirmed)
- Date of Death: 5/29/2053
- Race: Human
- Rank: Mom
- Special Skills: Getting in Neighbor's Hair, Complaining, Can really show off a ?? of shorts...
- Age: 682 (Estimated Earth Years)
- Race: Zabvronian
- Rank: Supreme Leader
- Special Skills: Supreme Commanding, Intelligence, Deception, Improv Comedy (Short form/Long form), UCB Trained, Proficient in Microsoft Word Suite, List of Commercial Credits by request
- Age: 8 (confirm)
- Race: Human
- Rank: Baby Girl
- Special Skills: Reprogramming the Remote Control
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Larry: Jackie loves it when I tell her a good story, don't you muffin top?
Jackie: I love it when you do anything, muffin bottom.
Jackie: I just want him (Reggie) to love me, much much more than he loves anyone else. Is that too much to ask?
Larry: Maybe too much to even think.
Larry: (to Jackie) As a Zabvronian, Reggie has his own pre-destined soul mate back on Zabvron, and it certainly isn't that hormonal angel of darkness (Amber) next door.
Marty: The lasers are on the clapper?
visual: Jackie nods yes.
Abby: Why didn't you clap when you were on this side?
Larry: Because she's a show off!
Larry: We should have just forbid this union, instead of allowing Reggie to roam next door for a little strange.
Reggie: Strange is right! (to Amber) Unless that's a word I just can't use either.
Amber: Impressive speech, but, uh, what about the girl outside, you know the one you're magnetically attracted to?
Reggie: Just tall tales from my father.
Larry: We still have no money and no way to get any. So, uh, let's brainstorm. There are no bad ideas. What can we think of?
Jackie: Lemonade stand!
Dick: Invent perpetual motion!
Larry: Ooh, I like it.
Reggie: Break into the U.S. treasury!
Larry: Keep it coming.
Dick: We could dance for money.
Reggie: Sell our hair.
Reggie: Sell our bodies.
Larry: Good one.
Jackie: You could get a job.
Larry: What's wrong with you? Are you an idiot? I married an idiot. Meeting adjourned! "Get a job"? Get a job?!
Dick: I think we're going to be dealing with this for the rest of the year.
And we thought that Smash
was going to last forever.
Not even a pity move to Fridays.
was an American musical television drama that was adored by critics but was canceled in 2013 after only two seasons.
Larry: Come on, Catherine Zeta, let's do this!
Larry refers to Catherine Zeta Jones, who performed a similar maneuver through visible laser beams wearing a skin tight catsuit in the 1999 movie, Entrapment.