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The Neighbors: Family Conference

When Amber and Reggie are found together in an intimate moment, Larry calls a family conference to decide what action to take.


Episode Info


Episode number: 2x1
Airdate: Friday September 20th, 2013

Director: Chris Koch
Writer: Kristin Newman

Alternate Airdates:

CA (CTV) Sep 20, 2013

  • Currently 8/10
8/10 (2 Votes cast)

Trailer


 
Flash
Guest Stars
Megan Park
As Jane
Recurring
Jerry Springer
As Himself
Main Cast
Jami Gertz
As Debbie Weaver
Lenny Venito
As Marty Weaver
Simon Templeman
As Larry Bird
Toks Olagundoye
As Jackie Joyner-Kersee
Clara Mamet
As Amber Weaver
Tim Jo
As Reggie Jackson
Ian Patrick (2)
As Dick Butkus
Max Charles
As Max Weaver
Isabella Cramp
As Abby Weaver
Episode Notes
Rules and Bylaws of the Conference

- Speaking order will be determined by rank
- Stay on topic!
- Point of Personal privilege is not permitted
- Filibuster must maintain the floor without pause or interruption to maintain speaking role
- The proceeding events are brought to you by subsidaries (sic) of the Walt Disney Corporation, probably, they own everything
- All decisions are final
- One vote per person
- Please form your vote as "Yay" or "Nay"
- Attendees should not interrupt current speaker
- Larry Bird can interrupt current speaker with out repercussions
- Children must not "mug"
- Keep exposition to a minimum
- No flashbacks!
- There is no spoon
- Tie vote goes to the runner; if the runner is not present, tie results in martial law until such a time that the runner has returned, likely from the bathroom
- The thinking ball may be used if a stalemate is afoot
- Please keep "that's what she said" uses to a minimum, please
- Federal Law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, ...

Jackie Joyner-Kersee

- Age: 675 (Estimated Earth Years)
- Race: Zabvronian
- Rank: Wife, Warrior
- Special Skills: Two handed blade, hand to hand combat, IEDs, Golf Cart piloting, Laser Beam avoidance

Debbie Weaver

- Age: Forty-ish (unconfirmed)
- Date of Death: 5/29/2053
- Race: Human
- Rank: Mom
- Special Skills: Getting in Neighbor's Hair, Complaining, Can really show off a ?? of shorts...

Larry Bird

- Age: 682 (Estimated Earth Years)
- Race: Zabvronian
- Rank: Supreme Leader
- Special Skills: Supreme Commanding, Intelligence, Deception, Improv Comedy (Short form/Long form), UCB Trained, Proficient in Microsoft Word Suite, List of Commercial Credits by request

Abby Weaver

- Age: 8 (confirm)
- Race: Human
- Rank: Baby Girl
- Special Skills: Reprogramming the Remote Control

Episode viewers (millions, Live + Same Day): 4.64



Music
ArtistSong TitlePlayed When
Ben RectorI Like You 
Katie HerzigLittle Bit of Love 


Episode Quotes
Larry: Jackie loves it when I tell her a good story, don't you muffin top?
Jackie: I love it when you do anything, muffin bottom.

Jackie: I just want him (Reggie) to love me, much much more than he loves anyone else. Is that too much to ask?
Larry: Maybe too much to even think.

Larry: (to Jackie) As a Zabvronian, Reggie has his own pre-destined soul mate back on Zabvron, and it certainly isn't that hormonal angel of darkness (Amber) next door.

Marty: The lasers are on the clapper?
visual: Jackie nods yes.
Abby: Why didn't you clap when you were on this side?
Larry: Because she's a show off!

Larry: We should have just forbid this union, instead of allowing Reggie to roam next door for a little strange.
Reggie: Strange is right! (to Amber) Unless that's a word I just can't use either.

Amber: Impressive speech, but, uh, what about the girl outside, you know the one you're magnetically attracted to?
Reggie: Just tall tales from my father.

Larry: We still have no money and no way to get any. So, uh, let's brainstorm. There are no bad ideas. What can we think of?
Jackie: Lemonade stand!
Larry: Interesting.
Dick: Invent perpetual motion!
Larry: Ooh, I like it.
Reggie: Break into the U.S. treasury!
Larry: Keep it coming.
Dick: We could dance for money.
Larry: Creative.
Reggie: Sell our hair.
Larry: Interesting.
Reggie: Sell our bodies.
Larry: Good one.
Jackie: You could get a job.
Larry: What's wrong with you? Are you an idiot? I married an idiot. Meeting adjourned! "Get a job"? Get a job?!
Dick: I think we're going to be dealing with this for the rest of the year.



Cultural References
Jackie: And we thought that Smash was going to last forever.
Larry: Not even a pity move to Fridays.

Smash was an American musical television drama that was adored by critics but was canceled in 2013 after only two seasons.

Larry: Come on, Catherine Zeta, let's do this!

Larry refers to Catherine Zeta Jones, who performed a similar maneuver through visible laser beams wearing a skin tight catsuit in the 1999 movie, Entrapment.



Other Episode Crew

CreatorDan Fogelman
Executive ProducerDan Fogelman  |  Chris Koch
Co-Executive ProducerKristin Newman  |  Kirker Butler
Supervising ProducerScott King
ProducerBari Halle  |  Scott Weinger
Co-ProducerIsaac Aptaker  |  Elizabeth Berger (2)
Associate ProducerNick Pavonetti
Production DesignerP. Erik Carlson
EditorDavid L. Bertman
CastingMelissa Ventura  |  Susan Vash
Unit Production ManagerFranklyn Gottbetter
First Assistant DirectorMatt Hinkley
Second Assistant DirectorAdam Martin
MusicSiddhartha Khosla  |  Chris Koch
Music EditorChris Foster
Music SupervisorJennifer Pyken
Costume DesignerKarla Stevens
Key GripJordan Garretson
Camera OperatorAdam Sklena  |  Buddy Fries
Set DecoratorErica Rogalla
Location ManagerDuffy Taylor
Transportation CoordinatorRob Young
Property MasterPola Shreiber
Construction CoordinatorMichael Reinhart
Production Sound MixerMark Hopkins McNabb
Script SupervisorNila Neukum
Production CoordinatorJonathan Deiner
Assistant EditorLucyna Wojciechowski
Supervising Sound EditorRandy Thomas
Re-Recording MixerBrian Harman  |  Dean Okrand
Director of PhotographyJoe Pennella
Story EditorKristi Korzec
Post Production CoordinatorPhillip Woo
Costume SupervisorMichelle Matt
Visual Effects SupervisorCraig Weiss
Production AccountantVicki Perez
Chief Lighting TechnicianThomas Pugh
Production StaffAndrea Little  |  Cybelle Jacobs  |  Christine Kirby  |  Patrick Richmond  |  Tanner Bean  |  Richard Dipatri
ThemeChris Koch
Dept. Head Make-up ArtistMichele Tyminski
Dept. Head Hair StylistKerry Mendenhall
 
Warning: The Neighbors season 2 episode 1 guide may contain spoilers
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