Debbie: You know, Larry, April fools' day may not be the holiday for you, because pranks take a certain nuance.
Larry: What are you saying? Are you saying that I lack nuance? I'll have you know I've got nuance falling out of my anuses.
Jackie: What are you doing, husband?
Larry: Research. I'm coming up with a prank for Marty Weaver that will show him that his April fools' holiday is stupid, and that I am the biggest fool, and... that sounded bad as soon as it came out.
Max: I thought we were gonna go play video games now.
Dick: Video games are for fat girls and virgins.
Larry: (to Debbie and Marty) If you think this was fun, wait till you see what I've got planned for April.