President Obama pays a visit but a hidden clause in the new health-care law means Woody and Steve have be sewn together to share a liver after Woody is shot.
Woody is furious when he is denied access to an exclusive country club, but Denzel is accepted as a member. Malloy refuses to have his anal glands expressed.
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Ethel and Connie battle it out to try at the Miss National Park beauty pageant. Denzel and Steve decide to have a threesome after they find out that they are dating the same woman.
Denzel and Woody's mom get married. Connie becomes obsessed with "Wheel of Fortune" host Pat Sajak.