Donaldson: All I know is within the next few weeks, I was embroiled in a sex scandal. Professor Pervert, addicted to coke and prostitutes.
Michael: Did--did they just set you up?
Donaldson: Yeah! Well, no, I do like cocaine and prostitutes. But they didn't have to tell anyone.
Becky: Well this is nice. Better than drunk shagging and angry shagging.
Ian: Yeah. The shagging was nice.
Becky: Problem for you, though, is how are you going to get in my knickers without me being drunk or angry?
Ian: Well, I could try telling you that I like you. That I think a lot about your lips, your eyes, your smile. I could tell you that I know you're in the room even before I've seen you. And I could tell you that despite all this madness, murder, mayhem... there's a corner of my soul that feels like I'm coming alive because of you.
Becky: Yeah, well that might do it.
Milner: You lost the manuscript.
Ian: How do you know?
Milner: I'm a spy. It's sort of the point of what I do.
Becky: So she kissed you. On the mouth. Did you kiss her back?
Ian: She held a gun to my head.
Becky: Do you enjoy it? Well, I suppose she's attractive. In a skinny bitch evil murderess kind of way.
Ian: Stare at that and I describe the plot to Spider-Man 2.
Spider-Man 2 is a 2004 superhero movie featuring the popular Marvel comic book character, battling his arch-nemesis, Dr. Octopus.