Greg: Did you guys even try to work this out? Did you try therapy?
Edward: I told her to go but that only seemed to make matters worse.
Dharma: I took your mom to the dirty store.
Greg: For what?
Dharma: You might want to reconsider that question, 'cause you know I'll tell you.
Dharma: Finally! Fat free motion lotion!
Greg: Come on Mr Boots, come on . . .kitty guy
Dharma: (Mr Boots is snuggling up to Greg) He's sensing you're upset.
Greg: He's not sensing anything. He speaks English; he's a man!