Dharma decides to befriends some of Greg's poker buddies. She begins to advise them on personal matters such as bankruptcy, impotence, and a serious crush one of the men has on Greg. They all begin to feel uncomfortable about Greg because he does not want to share his feelings like the rest. Greg, annoyed that he is stealing ruining his poker friends pretends to be making friends with Jane, unfortunately Dharma thinks this is a good idea. When Greg starts to hang out with Jane he finds himself involved in an odd role-playing-game. Meanwhile, Kitty and Edward seek Abby and Larry's about ducks that have invaded their pool.