Dilbert needs to find the perfect birthday gift for his mom. Since he can't find one at any store, out of desperation, he goes to the mall, one of his greatest fears. Dilbert has always feared the mall since he was little. He went with his father and was lost because his father was warped into an "All You Can Eat" buffet at one of the restaurants. Dilbert finds his dad in the end, but he won't budge, he's still hungry.

Dilbert almost experiences death. While he's unconscious he sees that heaven is a cubical. Is heaven really a cubical, or was it just a dream? Meanwhile, a group starts worshiping Wally as, "The Great One!"

Dilbert is assigned to make to make an art project. All Dilbert does is makes a blue duck. This "Blue Duck" is created on his computer, and then everyone goes crazy about it. Suddenly the "Blue Duck" is all the rage.

Dilbert donates blood to the blood bank, being the only one with the qualifacations. They only take a few pints, but one is thrown out the window. Someone then frames Dilbert for the murder of a group of Nobel Prize Winners, when it's really the Pointy-Haired Boss.

Dilbert creates a machene called "The Dupey" and it then evolves and has a life of it's own.

Dilbert makes a bet that it's easier to be a Security Guard than an engineer any day. Dilbert realizes that it isn't easy to be a Security Guard, and when everyone sets up a Casino, Dilbert trys to stop the Casino. But everyone ignores him, so he than pulls the Fire Alarm.

Dilbert's company merges together with another company.

Dilbert tries working on a new food source called the "tomeato" that may end world hunger.

Dilbert's neighbors get an elephant, which makes everything even noisier.

Dilbert works with an assistant.

Dilbert buys a computer called "Comp-U-Comp". The computer then doesn't work right, so he goes to the main office of "Comp-U-Comp" in the middle of nowhere. He is then challenged by the ultimate computer for a refund, so he playes various games against the super computer.

Dilbert creates a virtual employee named "Todd" who works in the unused cubical.

Dilbert becomes pregnant with an alien baby.

The sickest and wrongest time of the show comes, Dilbert gives birth to the alien baby. Although Dilbert did give birth to the baby, he lets the baby go back to his home planet via rocket ship.

Dilbert's company has a company picnic, and they're all forced to play softball. Dilbert hits the ball and makes it to second base for the first time.

Dogbert writes a book about the made-up, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome," called, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome: If You Think You've Got It, You've Got It". It then becomes a best seller and is then classified as a real sickness. Then Dogbert makes a formula called, "Secret Juice Formula," and is suppose to stop the sickness. Dilbert tries to knock sense into everyone that the sickness is fake, but no one believes him.

Dilbert and Dogbert put a fake name in a ballot, "Harry Ass McGee" for the president of the, "Internet Voting Network."