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Season 1
1 :01x01 - The Name (Jan/25/1999)
Dilbert and others are assigned to make a new product, but the boss only cares about the name than the actual product.
Guest Stars: Billy West as Pointy Haired-Boss
Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
 
2 :01x02 - The Competition (Feb/01/1999)
After Dilbert is accused of leaking info on the Gruntmaster 6000, he goes to find a new job, where he completely destroys the company. This is good news for his boss, who reconsiders letting him go.
Guest Stars: Billy West as Marketing Guy
Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Ned Goldreyer
 
3 :01x03 - The Prototype (Feb/08/1999)
Another company steals the idea of Gruntmaster 6000. The leader of this company decides to oversee Dilbert.
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Lena, Billy West as Unknown
Director: Alfred Gimeno
Writer: Jeff Kahn
 
4 :01x04 - The Takeover (Feb/15/1999)
Dilbert gets much profit from Dogbert's book. Dilbert gets promoted, and decides to make the company better place.
Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Larry Charles, Ned Goldreyer, Scott Adams
 
5 :01x05 - Testing (Feb/22/1999)
The Gruntmaster 6000 is ready for testing. Bob Bastard is chosen test it, and he tries to mess up The Gruntmaster 6000 so it can't be released. Meanwhile, everyone goes on their own little adventure.
Guest Stars: Tom Kenny (1) as Bob Bastard
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: David Silverman (2), Stephen Sustarsic
 
6 :01x06 - Elbonian Trip (Mar/01/1999)
Dilbert and the others go to Ebonia, where the Gruntmaster 6000 is to be made, but the conditions are too hard for Dilbert, especially since he is left-handed in a right-handed world.
Director: Mike Kim (1)
Writer: Stephen Sustarsic, David Silverman (2)
 
7 :01x07 - Tower of Babel (Mar/22/1999)
Everyone is getting sick at work because of mutations in the air. Then Dilbert is told, being the only one well enough, to build a new HQ to satisfy everyone's disabilities.
Director: Gloria Jenkins
Writer: Stephen Sustarsic, David Silverman (2)
 
8 :01x08 - Little People (Apr/05/1999)
There's something amiss at the office. Dry erase markers are going missing, so Dilbert searches for the cause. Little people. These little people are actually former employees who have been "downsized". The problem is, how do they get these marker sniffing little people out of the office? Ever read the pied-eyed piper?
Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Catbert
Director: Barry Vodos
Writer: David Silverman (2), Larry Charles, Scott Adams, Stephen Sustarsic
 
9 :01x09 - The Knack (Apr/21/1999)
Dilbert slips up once, but is then believed he lost "The Knack" that made him the great engineer he is. Because he doesn't want to admit the fact, he makes a satellite project that fails, sending all communications and power down the drain.
Director: Michael Goguen
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams, Ned Goldreyer
 
10 :01x10 - Y2K (May/03/1999)
The Pointy-Haired Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the Y2K problem. Various other events happen in this episode too, like Wally's plan to scam the bank.
Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Catbert
Directors: Jennifer Graves, Andy Thom, Bob Hathcock
Writer: Rachel Powell, Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Andrew Borakove
 
11 :01x11 - Charity (May/10/1999)
The Boss swats another fly against the wall. He can't clean it, oh no. He has to cover it with a plaque, but he already used all of his plaques for other flies. So He orfanizes a charity carnival.

Dilbert is reluctant to give. He feels that giving to chrity only makes you feel less guilty and that the only way to to fully understand the power of charity is to give everything you own. His mind is changed when he saves the Boss' life.
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: Stephen Sustarsic, Scott Adams, Larry Charles, David Silverman (2)
 
12 :01x12 - Holiday (May/17/1999)
Dogbert helps the holiday problem by voting to eliminate all national holidays except "Dogbert Day" in the Congress Lobby, and everyone agrees.
Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Ned Goldreyer, Stephen Sustarsic, Scott Adams, Larry Charles, David Silverman (2)
 
13 :01x13 - The Infomercial (May/24/1999)
The Pointy-Haired Boss stars in an infomercial for The Gruntmaster 6000, but they haven't even tested yet. When they test The Gruntmaster 6000, it creates a black hole.
Directors: Joe Vaux, Todd Frederiksen
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams, Ned Goldreyer
 

Season 2
14 :02x01 - The Gift (Nov/02/1999)
Dilbert needs to find the perfect birthday gift for his mom. Since he can't find one at any store, out of desperation, he goes to the mall, one of his greatest fears. Dilbert has always feared the mall since he was little. He went with his father and was lost because his father was warped into an "All You Can Eat" buffet at one of the restaurants. Dilbert finds his dad in the end, but he won't budge, he's still hungry.
Guest Stars: Mr. Moviefone as Mr.Moviefone/Himself, Buck Henry as Dadbert, Jeri Ryan as Seven of Nine Alarm Clock
Director: Gloria Jenkins
Writer: Ned Goldreyer
 
15 :02x02 - The Shroud of Wally (Nov/09/1999)
Dilbert almost experiences death. While he's unconscious he sees that heaven is a cubical. Is heaven really a cubical, or was it just a dream? Meanwhile, a group starts worshiping Wally as, "The Great One!"
Special Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Catbert
Director: Andi Klein
Writer: Scott Adams
 
16 :02x03 - Art (Nov/16/1999)
Dilbert is assigned to make to make an art project. All Dilbert does is makes a blue duck. This "Blue Duck" is created on his computer, and then everyone goes crazy about it. Suddenly the "Blue Duck" is all the rage.
Guest Stars: Chazz Palminteri as Leonardo da Vinci
Director: Linda Miller (2)
Writer: Ned Goldreyer, Larry Charles
 
17 :02x04 - The Trial (Nov/23/1999)
Dilbert donates blood to the blood bank, being the only one with the qualifacations. They only take a few pints, but one is thrown out the window. Someone then frames Dilbert for the murder of a group of Nobel Prize Winners, when it's really the Pointy-Haired Boss.
Guest Stars: Tom Kenny (1) as Asok/Ratbert/ Audio tape instructor
Director: Chris Dozois
Writer: Joe Port, Joe Wiseman
 
18 :02x05 - The Dupey (Dec/07/1999)
Dilbert creates a machene called "The Dupey" and it then evolves and has a life of it's own.
Director: Michael Goguen
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
 
19 :02x06 - The Security Guard (Jan/18/2000)
Dilbert makes a bet that it's easier to be a Security Guard than an engineer any day. Dilbert realizes that it isn't easy to be a Security Guard, and when everyone sets up a Casino, Dilbert trys to stop the Casino. But everyone ignores him, so he than pulls the Fire Alarm.
Guest Stars: Wayne Knight as The Path-E-Tech Security Guard
Director: Rick Del Carmen
Writer: Scott Adams
 
20 :02x07 - The Merger (Jan/25/2000)
Dilbert's company merges together with another company.
Special Guest Stars: Jason Alexander (1) as Catbert
Director: Jim Hull
Story: Stephen Sustarsic, David Silverman (2) | Teleplay: Scott Adams, Larry Charles
 
21 :02x08 - Hunger (Feb/01/2000)
Dilbert tries working on a new food source called the "tomeato" that may end world hunger.
Guest Stars: Gilbert Gottfried as Troll
Director: Craig R. Maras
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles
Story: Larry Charles
 
22 :02x09 - The Off-Site Meeting (Feb/08/2000)
Dilbert's neighbors get an elephant, which makes everything even noisier.
Director: Seth Kearsley
Writer: Scott Adams, Ron Nelson, Mark Steen
 
23 :02x10 - The Assistant (Feb/15/2000)
Dilbert works with an assistant.
Guest Stars: Tom Kenny (1) as Asok, Tom Green (1) as Jerrold, Andy Dick as the Assistant (Alfonso)
Directors: Declan M. Moran, Gloria Jenkins
Writer: Scott Adams, Mark Steen, Larry Charles, Ron Nelson
 
24 :02x11 - The Return (Feb/22/2000)
Dilbert buys a computer called "Comp-U-Comp". The computer then doesn't work right, so he goes to the main office of "Comp-U-Comp" in the middle of nowhere. He is then challenged by the ultimate computer for a refund, so he playes various games against the super computer.
Guest Stars: Jerry Seinfeld as Comp-U-Comp, Eugene Levy as Plug Guard, Jon Favreau (1) as Holden Callfielder, Tom Kenny (1) as Asok/Ratbert
Director: Mike Kunkel
Writer: Ned Goldreyer, Larry Charles, Scott Adams
Story: Larry Charles
 
25 :02x12 - The Virtual Employee (May/30/2000)
Dilbert creates a virtual employee named "Todd" who works in the unused cubical.
Director: Perry Zombolas
 
26 :02x13 - Pregnancy (1) (Jun/06/2000)
Dilbert becomes pregnant with an alien baby.
Guest Stars: Maurice LaMarche as Billionare, Adam Leslie as Unknown
Director: Andi Klein
 
27 :02x14 - The Delivery (2) (Jun/13/2000)
The sickest and wrongest time of the show comes, Dilbert gives birth to the alien baby. Although Dilbert did give birth to the baby, he lets the baby go back to his home planet via rocket ship.
Guest Stars: Jay Leno as Himself, Steve Austin (1) as Himself, Maurice LaMarche as Billionare
Director: Craig R. Maras
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
 
28 :02x15 - Company Picnic (Jul/11/2000)
Dilbert's company has a company picnic, and they're all forced to play softball. Dilbert hits the ball and makes it to second base for the first time.
Special Guest Stars: Camryn Manheim as Juliet, Harry Kalas as The Announcer
Director: Chris Dozois
Story: David Silverman (2), Stephen Sustarsic | Teleplay: David Silverman (2), Scott Adams, Stephen Sustarsic
 
29 :02x16 - The Fact (Jul/18/2000)
Dogbert writes a book about the made-up, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome," called, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome: If You Think You've Got It, You've Got It". It then becomes a best seller and is then classified as a real sickness. Then Dogbert makes a formula called, "Secret Juice Formula," and is suppose to stop the sickness. Dilbert tries to knock sense into everyone that the sickness is fake, but no one believes him.
Director: Linda Miller (2)
Story: Larry Charles | Teleplay: Larry Charles, Mark Steen, Scott Adams, Ron Nelson
 
30 :02x17 - Ethics (Jul/25/2000)
Dilbert and Dogbert put a fake name in a ballot, "Harry Ass McGee" for the president of the, "Internet Voting Network."
Guest Stars: Tress MacNeille as Old Woman, Jennifer Bransford as Ashley, Harry Kalas as Himself, Hernan Quezada as Himself
Director: Michael Goguen
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
 
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