Pointy-Haired Boss: One of the topics, I forget which one, is the rash of thefts in the office.
Wally: You can get a rash from stealing? I think I had that once.
Dilbert: You can't kill them because they're annoying.
Pointy-Haired Boss: You never know until you try.
Pointy-Haired Boss: All right, first things first unless something more important comes up and then we can handle that prior to the first thing.
Wally: Wouldn't the thing prior to the first thing be the first thing?
Dilbert: Technically, we're doing the first thing now. So that would be the second thing.
Loud Howard: Everything's moving so fast.