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1 :01x01 - The Name
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
Director: Seth Kearsley
Guest star: Billy West (Pointy Haired-Boss)
Dilbert and others are assigned to make a new product, but the boss only cares about the name than the actual product.
2 :01x02 - The Competition
Writer: Ned Goldreyer
Director: Seth Kearsley
Guest star: Billy West (Marketing Guy)
After Dilbert is accused of leaking info on the Gruntmaster 6000, he goes to find a new job, where he completely destroys the company. This is good news for his boss, who reconsiders letting him go.
3 :01x03 - The Prototype
Writer: Jeff Kahn
Director: Alfred Gimeno
Guest star: Billy West (Unknown), Tress MacNeille (Lena)
Another company steals the idea of Gruntmaster 6000. The leader of this company decides to oversee Dilbert.
4 :01x04 - The Takeover
Dilbert gets much profit from Dogbert's book. Dilbert gets promoted, and decides to make the company better place.
5 :01x05 - Testing
Writer: David Silverman, Stephen Sustarsic
Director: Chris Dozois
Guest star: Tom Kenny (Bob Bastard)
The Gruntmaster 6000 is ready for testing. Bob Bastard is chosen test it, and he tries to mess up The Gruntmaster 6000 so it can't be released. Meanwhile, everyone goes on their own little adventure.
6 :01x06 - Elbonian Trip
Dilbert and the others go to Ebonia, where the Gruntmaster 6000 is to be made, but the conditions are too hard for Dilbert, especially since he is left-handed in a right-handed world.
7 :01x07 - Tower of Babel
Everyone is getting sick at work because of mutations in the air. Then Dilbert is told, being the only one well enough, to build a new HQ to satisfy everyone's disabilities.
8 :01x08 - Little People
Writer: David Silverman, Larry Charles, Scott Adams, Stephen Sustarsic
Director: Barry Vodos
Guest star: Jason Alexander (Catbert)
There's something amiss at the office. Dry erase markers are going missing, so Dilbert searches for the cause. Little people. These little people are actually former employees who have been "downsized". The problem is, how do they get these marker sniffing little people out of the office? Ever read the pied-eyed piper?
9 :01x09 - The Knack
Dilbert slips up once, but is then believed he lost "The Knack" that made him the great engineer he is. Because he doesn't want to admit the fact, he makes a satellite project that fails, sending all communications and power down the drain.
10 :01x10 - Y2K
Writer: Rachel Powell, Scott Adams, Larry Charles, Andrew Borakove
Director: Jennifer Graves, Andy Thom, Bob Hathcock
Guest star: Jason Alexander (Catbert)
The Pointy-Haired Boss puts Dilbert in charge of the Y2K problem. Various other events happen in this episode too, like Wally's plan to scam the bank.
11 :01x11 - Charity
Writer: Stephen Sustarsic, Scott Adams, Larry Charles, David Silverman
Director: Chris Dozois
The Boss swats another fly against the wall. He can't clean it, oh no. He has to cover it with a plaque, but he already used all of his plaques for other flies. So He orfanizes a charity carnival.
Dilbert is reluctant to give. He feels that giving to chrity only makes you feel less guilty and that the only way to to fully understand the power of charity is to give everything you own. His mind is changed when he saves the Boss' life.
12 :01x12 - Holiday
Writer: Ned Goldreyer, Stephen Sustarsic, Scott Adams, Larry Charles, David Silverman
Director: Andi Klein
Dogbert helps the holiday problem by voting to eliminate all national holidays except "Dogbert Day" in the Congress Lobby, and everyone agrees.
13 :01x13 - The Infomercial
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams, Ned Goldreyer
Director: Joe Vaux, Todd Frederiksen
The Pointy-Haired Boss stars in an infomercial for The Gruntmaster 6000, but they haven't even tested yet. When they test The Gruntmaster 6000, it creates a black hole.
14 :02x01 - The Gift
Writer: Ned Goldreyer
Director: Gloria Jenkins
Guest star: Jeri Ryan (Seven of Nine Alarm Clock), Mr. Moviefone (Mr.Moviefone/Himself), Buck Henry (Dadbert)
Dilbert needs to find the perfect birthday gift for his mom. Since he can't find one at any store, out of desperation, he goes to the mall, one of his greatest fears. Dilbert has always feared the mall since he was little. He went with his father and was lost because his father was warped into an "All You Can Eat" buffet at one of the restaurants. Dilbert finds his dad in the end, but he won't budge, he's still hungry.
15 :02x02 - The Shroud of Wally
Writer: Scott Adams
Director: Andi Klein
Guest star: Jason Alexander (Catbert)
Dilbert almost experiences death. While he's unconscious he sees that heaven is a cubical. Is heaven really a cubical, or was it just a dream? Meanwhile, a group starts worshiping Wally as, "The Great One!"
16 :02x03 - Art
Writer: Ned Goldreyer, Larry Charles
Director: Linda Miller
Guest star: Chazz Palminteri (Leonardo da Vinci)
Dilbert is assigned to make to make an art project. All Dilbert does is makes a blue duck. This "Blue Duck" is created on his computer, and then everyone goes crazy about it. Suddenly the "Blue Duck" is all the rage.
17 :02x04 - The Trial
Writer: Joe Port, Joe Wiseman
Director: Chris Dozois
Guest star: Tom Kenny (Asok/Ratbert/ Audio tape instructor)
Dilbert donates blood to the blood bank, being the only one with the qualifacations. They only take a few pints, but one is thrown out the window. Someone then frames Dilbert for the murder of a group of Nobel Prize Winners, when it's really the Pointy-Haired Boss.
18 :02x05 - The Dupey
Dilbert creates a machene called "The Dupey" and it then evolves and has a life of it's own.
19 :02x06 - The Security Guard
Writer: Scott Adams
Director: Rick Del Carmen
Guest star: Wayne Knight (The Path-E-Tech Security Guard)
Dilbert makes a bet that it's easier to be a Security Guard than an engineer any day. Dilbert realizes that it isn't easy to be a Security Guard, and when everyone sets up a Casino, Dilbert trys to stop the Casino. But everyone ignores him, so he than pulls the Fire Alarm.
20 :02x07 - The Merger
Dilbert's company merges together with another company.
21 :02x08 - Hunger
Writer: Scott Adams, Larry Charles
Director: Craig R. Maras
Guest star: Gilbert Gottfried (Troll)
Dilbert tries working on a new food source called the "tomeato" that may end world hunger.
22 :02x09 - The Off-Site Meeting
Dilbert's neighbors get an elephant, which makes everything even noisier.
23 :02x10 - The Assistant
Writer: Scott Adams, Mark Steen, Larry Charles, Ron Nelson
Director: Declan M. Moran, Gloria Jenkins
Guest star: Tom Green (Jerrold), Tom Kenny (Asok), Andy Dick (the Assistant (Alfonso))
Dilbert works with an assistant.
24 :02x11 - The Return
Writer: Ned Goldreyer, Larry Charles, Scott Adams
Director: Mike Kunkel
Guest star: Jon Favreau (Holden Callfielder), Jerry Seinfeld (Comp-U-Comp), Eugene Levy (Plug Guard), Tom Kenny (Asok/Ratbert)
Dilbert buys a computer called "Comp-U-Comp". The computer then doesn't work right, so he goes to the main office of "Comp-U-Comp" in the middle of nowhere. He is then challenged by the ultimate computer for a refund, so he playes various games against the super computer.
25 :02x12 - The Virtual Employee
Dilbert creates a virtual employee named "Todd" who works in the unused cubical.
26 :02x13 - Pregnancy (1)
Director: Andi Klein
Guest star: Adam Leslie (Unknown), Maurice LaMarche (Billionare)
Dilbert becomes pregnant with an alien baby.
27 :02x14 - The Delivery (2)
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
Director: Craig R. Maras
Guest star: Steve Austin (Himself), Jay Leno (Himself), Maurice LaMarche (Billionare)
The sickest and wrongest time of the show comes, Dilbert gives birth to the alien baby. Although Dilbert did give birth to the baby, he lets the baby go back to his home planet via rocket ship.
28 :02x15 - Company Picnic
Director: Chris Dozois
Guest star: Camryn Manheim (Juliet), Harry Kalas (The Announcer)
Dilbert's company has a company picnic, and they're all forced to play softball. Dilbert hits the ball and makes it to second base for the first time.
29 :02x16 - The Fact
Dogbert writes a book about the made-up, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome," called, "Chronic Cubicle Syndrome: If You Think You've Got It, You've Got It". It then becomes a best seller and is then classified as a real sickness. Then Dogbert makes a formula called, "Secret Juice Formula," and is suppose to stop the sickness. Dilbert tries to knock sense into everyone that the sickness is fake, but no one believes him.
30 :02x17 - Ethics
Writer: Larry Charles, Scott Adams
Director: Michael Goguen
Guest star: Tress MacNeille (Old Woman), Jennifer Bransford (Ashley), Harry Kalas (Himself), Hernan Quezada (Himself)
Dilbert and Dogbert put a fake name in a ballot, "Harry Ass McGee" for the president of the, "Internet Voting Network."