Carol starts to feel insecure when she comes face to face with Troy, the star quarterback who dumped her. He also went on to have a "perfect" life.
Ed recalls a time when Troy and his buddies made him eat dog food. Ed masters up a prank to get back at the ex-quarterback, then turns his eye toward getting revenge on a refrigerator salesman that ignored him.
Ed sees remnants of his youth in Warren's nerd vs. jock conflict, so he offers him advice.