First aired: Sep/15/1991
Writer: Karl Schaefer, José Rivera
Director: Joe Dante
Guest star: Belinda Balaski (Winifred Swanson), Nicholas Schultz (Ernest Wilson), Dan Stanton (Adult Bertram Wilson), Don Stanton (Adult Ernest Wilson), Colleen McNamara (Beatrice Pillsbury), Olivia Virgil Harper (Phyllis Stouffer), Steven Peri (Old Elvis), Barbara Pilavin (Old Betty), Coleen Maloney (Imogene Crocker), Nathan Schultz (Bertram Wilson)

First aired: Sep/22/1991
Writer: José Rivera, Karl Schaefer
Director: Joe Dante
Guest star: Aron Kincaid (Fluffy), Lou Cutell (Old Man Dithers), Lauri Hendler (Fifi)

First aired: Sep/29/1991
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Sam Pillsbury
Guest star: Doug Llewelyn (Anchorman), Harry Goaz (Sgt. Knight), Andrew White (Derek), Archie Hahn (Mr. Redford)

First aired: Oct/06/1991
Director: Joe Dante
Guest star: Billy Million (Biker #2), Russell Gannon (Biker #1)

First aired: Oct/20/1991
Writer: Karl Schaefer
Director: Sam Pillsbury
Guest star: Shawna Casey (Maiden), Joseph Cousins (Harley), Christian Cousins (Harley), Taylor Fry (Little Girl)

First aired: Oct/27/1991
Writer: Michael R. Perry
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Archie Hahn (Mr. Redford), Todd Jeffries (Mountie), Raffi Di Blasio (Doug Dimsdale)

First aired: Nov/03/1991
Writer: José Rivera
Director: Joe Dante

First aired: Nov/10/1991
Writer: James L. Crite
Director: Tim Hunter
Guest star: Aimee Brooks (Young Mary), Jeff Fried (Paramedic), T. C. Warner (Andrea)

First aired: Nov/17/1991
Writer: Julia Poll
Director: Tim Hunter
Guest star: Sean Babb (Lou Bob), Stefanos Miltsakakis (Nanny Arnold), Archie Hahn (Mr. Redford), Daniel Evans (Bob Bob), Jacob Gelman (Moe Bob), Shanelle Workman (Sara Bob), Harry Goaz (Sgt. Knight)

First aired: Dec/01/1991
Guest star: Lindsey Ginter (Garbage Collector), Nikki Cox (Janet Donner)

First aired: Feb/02/1992
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Bob Balaban
Guest star: Michael J. Pollard (Claude)

First aired: Mar/01/1992
Writer: Michael Cassutt
Director: Ken Kwapis

First aired: Mar/01/1992
Writer: Karl Schaefer
Director: Joe Dante
Guest star: Claude Akins (Grungy Bill), John Astin (Radford), Erin Braun (Girl #1), Michelle Braun (Girl #2), Archie Hahn (Suggs), Belinda Balaski (Mother)

First aired: Mar/08/1992
Writer: José Rivera
Director: Mark Goldblatt
Guest star: Gregory Itzin (The Mayor), John Astin (Radford), Stephen Root (Mr. Chaney)

First aired: Mar/15/1992
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Greg Beeman

First aired: Mar/22/1992
Writer: Michael Cassutt
Director: Bryan Spicer
Guest star: Ray Walston (Ned), Gregory Itzin (Mayor Chizzel), John Astin (Radford)

First aired: Apr/12/1992
Writer: Julia Poll
Director: Bob Balaban
Guest star: Dan Stanton (Bertram Wilson), Dawn Martin (Singer #1), Peggi Blu (Singer #2), Doug Llewelyn (Anchorman), Yvonne Williams (Singer #3), John Astin (Radford), Don Stanton (Ernest Wilson), Carmen Anita Ray (Carmen)

First aired: Apr/12/1992
Writer: Vance DeGeneres
Director: Ken Kwapis
Guest star: Paige Andree (Girl #3), Denise Richards (Girl #2), Kimberlee Kramer (Girl #1), John Astin (Radford), Virginia Watson (Makeup Artist), Leland Orser (A.D.)

First aired: Unaired
Writer: José Rivera
Director: Todd Holland