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1 :01x01 - Swap.com
Writer: Ehrich Van Lowe
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: E. J. Callahan (Teacher), Megan Miyahira (Jewel), Meaghan Oppenheimer (Amy), A. J. Trauth (Alan Twitty), Pat Lach (Mary Delk), Anthony Burch (Ernie Morton)
Louis finds a Roaring Drycon online, and the price is one date with Louis's sister Ren.
2 :01x02 - Stevens Genes
Writer: Ehrich Van Lowe
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Christopher Winsor (Kid), A. J. Trauth (Alan Twitty), Seth Jones (Beale's Friend), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Phil Weiner (Trevor Dunn), Murphy Dunne (Mr. Walsh)
Coach Tugnot is looking for a new member on the school track team, so he gives Louis a run at it.
3 :01x03 - Take My Sister... Please
Writer: Lore Kimbrough
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Kimberly Moss (Ms. Baker), Eric Jungmann (Ivan), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Angeline Holmes (Ren's Friend), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale)
When Louis' act for the school talent show is stolen by a Stevens rival, Ren comes to her brothers rescue to help him from humiliating himself in front of the entire school.
4 :01x04 - What'll Idol Do?
Writer: Mindy Morgenstern
Director: Allison Liddi
Guest star: Megan Miyahira (Jewel), Ginger Kinison (June Marie), Fred Meyers (Tom)
Ren's new high-school friend isn't all she seems. Ren believes she is there to coach her and prepare her for high-school social life, but she is using Ren to get to her big brother, Donny.
5 :01x05 - All About Yvette
Writer: Mindy Morgenstern
Director: Allison Liddi
Guest star: Shannon Marshall (Charlotte), Michelle Nordin (Yvette), Sullivan Sweeten (Milton)
Ren feels like a third wheel when Charlotte's old friend Yvette shows up.
6 :01x06 - Louis in the Middle
Writer: Mark Fink
Director: Jonathan Winfrey
Guest star: Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Eric Jungmann (Ivan), Shannon Marshall (Charlotte), Timothy Everett Moore (Blake Thompson)
Louis saves a popular student from choking and Louis becomes the guy's sidekick. But the "15 minutes of fame" goes to Louis' head.
7 :01x07 - Foodzilla
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Peter Baldwin
Guest star: Wendy Worthington (Elsa Schotz), Julius Ritter (Boy in Cafeteria), Jerry Messing (Artie Ryan), Alexis Lopez (Danica Henderson), Fred Meyers (Tom)
When Louis' harsh words to the cafeteria lead to her feelings being hurt and her quitting her job, Louis and Ren take a trip to her home to appologize.
8 :01x08 - Family Picnic
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Mark Rosman
Guest star: Cody Fleetwood (Dudley "El Diablo" Demming), E. J. Callahan (Teacher), Greg Siff (Quincy Dandridge), Scott Thompson Baker (Porter Dandridge), Chris Berman (Himself)
Things get competitive at the annual family picnic and when Louis cheats to impress his family, but he is overwhelmed with guilt afterward.
9 :01x09 - Scrub Day
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Neal Israel
Guest star: Eric Jungmann (Ivan), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Efren Ramirez (Scrub Patrol), Fred Meyers (Tom)
Louis dreads the upcoming scrub day where the upper classmen pick on the lower classmen for an entire day. But with the help of his older siblings who have already endured the pain that is scrub day Louis finds its that that bad.
10 :01x10 - Easy Way
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Jody Howard (Cynthia Mills), E. J. Callahan (Teacher), Cheyenne Wilbur (Man in Crowd), Barry Pearl (Mr. Chaney), Brandon Baker (Zack Estrada)
Ren is in charge of the "Beacon of Help", where people will work, walk, skateboard etc. to earn money. Louis finds the "easy way" by spending 48 hours in a bed in a department store window.
11 :01x11 - Secrets and Spies
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Peter Baldwin
Guest star: Linda Porter (French Teacher), Ken Takemoto (Tokyo Rick), Austin Stout (Russell), Lauren Eckstrom (Girl in Hallway)
Louis disovers a secret about what Ren does in her free time and sets out to expose her to her parents.
12 :01x12 - Deep Chocolate (aka Chocolate Wars)
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Alexis Della Ripa (Soccer Player), Jay Leggett (Wallace Randall), Gregg Russell (Tap Dancer)
Louis and Twitty enter in a chocolate sales contest, but each of them order 400 boxes and must sell them to get their money back. Both of them split up and take 400 boxes and decide selling chocolate on their own, with Twitty getting a headstart.
13 :01x13 - After Hours
Writer: Matt Dearborn, Todd Elliasson
Director: Steve Dubin
Guest star: George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Lillian Adams (Barbara Bushwick), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Jennifer Freeman (Chloe)
Louis, along with Ren and her detention buddy sneak into the school after hours to finish up a project.
14 :01x14 - Battle of the Bands
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Brandon Michael (Singer), Jerry Messing (Artie Ryan), Fred Meyers (Tom), Chase Penny (Jason Bagwell), Margo Harshman (Tawny Dean), Stevie Acuna (Singer), A. J. Trauth (Alan Twitty), Sarah Dalton (Country Singer), Molly Brenner (Singer), Byron Smith (Singer)
Louis manages Twitty's band which get a chance to play at a popular kid's party. But when Ren suddenly develops a "crush" on him and the only way she can go to the party is if she is with the band. So Ren decides to join the band even though Louis doesn't agree on it.
15 :01x15 - Heck of a Hanukkah
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Neal Israel
Guest star: Chris Marquette (Curtis Stevens)
The Stevens who are actually half jewish have a heck of a hanukkah when Louis accidentally destroys all of the presents and is sent to his room. He then dreams what the family would be like if he weren't a part of it.
16 :01x16 - Luscious Lou
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Mark Rosman
Guest star: Derrick Ford (Teammate), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Christopher Michael (Referee), Alessandra Torresani (Mimi Nagurski)
Louis joins the wrestling team, but when he finds out his opponent is a fierce girl he tries to get off the team.
17 :01x17 - Get a Job
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Jonathan Winfrey
Guest star: Sonya Eddy (Mrs. Walters)
Louis gets a job as a dog babysitter, but when he gets in over his head he calls in sister Ren for assistance.
18 :01x18 - Movie Madness
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Peter Baldwin
Guest star: Fred Meyers (Tom), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Zaid Farid (Todd), Eric Jungmann (Ivan)
Louis goes overboard when shooting a movie for a film festival and alienates all of his friends who get angry and quit.
19 :01x19 - Strictly Ballroom
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Matt Dearborn
Guest star: De'ja Autman (Girl at Lost and Found), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Francine York (Betty London), Brandon Baker (Zack Estrada), Kenya Williams (Monique), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Marta DuBois (Mrs. Estrada)
When Louis is to attend a party, he takes up dancing lessons to prepare himself, but the type of dances he learns aren't the kind he expected.
20 :01x20 - Almost Perfect
Writer: Matt Dearborn, Tom Burkhard
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Samantha Brooks (Carly Blaine), Joe Flaherty (Mr. Rupert), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Lisa Foiles (Carla), Niner Parikh (Construction Worker), Krysten Leigh Jones (Marla)
The unthinkable happens in Mr. Rupert's wood shop class: Ren gets her first "C" in school. Ren talks it over with him and is given a makeup assignment. Meanwhile, Louis gets a bigger locker after a broken steam pipe creates new life in his new one. Louis starts using the school's money to spruce up his new locker.
21 :01x21 - A Weak First Week (aka Pilot)
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: David Steinberg
Guest star: George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), William Rubin (Dale), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Fred Meyers (Tom), Karen Maruyama (Millie), Andrea McNeely (Girl), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Audrey Wasilewski (Irene Roman), Phil Hawn (Teacher)
While trapped on a Ferris wheel, Ren and Louis reminisce about Louis' first day of school.
22 :02x01 - Starstruck
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Jonathan Winfrey
Guest star: Eddie Vee (DJ Breeze Breeze), BBMak (Themselves), Steven Anthony Lawrence (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel)
Louis's discovery of a penny leads him to many strokes of mad luck, such as narrowly avoiding being squished, getting out of a test, and becoming the new-found object of Ruby's affection. He even wins a radio contest and is invited to BBMak's recording session, where he is almost made into a member of the band.
23 :02x02 - Shutterbugged
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Peter Baldwin
Guest star: Carlos Alazraqui (Dr. Paz), Wesley Mann (Mr. Crappizi), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Brenden Jefferson (Ryan Zellpepper)
In an act of desperation, Ren's mother gets her an orthodontist appointment early in the morning before school pictures so Ren will not have to be humiliated with having braces in the yearbook. However, an odd side effect takes place from the medicine, causing Ren to rally to get pictures rescheduled.
Meanwhile, Eileen calls the Hazardous Waste Removal company to clean Louis's room, causing him to have to room with his brother Donnie.
24 :02x03 - Duck Soup
Writer: David Brookwell, Sean McNamara
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Toshi Toda (Mr. Yang), André Carthen (Policeman), Greg Ellis (Chef Pierre), Michael Tylo (Dave Woods), Lee Benton (Dottie Woods), C. B. Spencer (Girl)
When Louis and Ren anger Chef Piere, who is preparing a gourmet feast for their parents dinner party, Ren, Louis and Donny are left to prepare dinner for the guests themselves.
25 :02x04 - Quest for Coolness
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Donna Pescow
Guest star: Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Ryan Raddatz (Security Guard), Lisa Foiles (Carla (Lisa Renee Foiles)), Chris Dewey (Stosh), Benjamin Viccellio (Scabbie), Chas Dewey (Mosh), Krysten Leigh Jones (Marla), Fred Meyers (Tom)
Louis and Twitty have quite an adventure at the mall trying to get their hands on new ultra-cool "Quasi" sneakers.
26 :02x05 - Secret World of Girls
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Kenya Williams (Monique), Fred Meyers (Tom), Steven Anthony Lawrence (Bernard "Beans" Aranguren), Brenden Jefferson (Ryan Zellpepper)
When Ren invites all of her friends over for a slumber party, Louis schemes to make some money by setting up a hidden camera to film them and having the male students pay to come watch the show.
27 :02x06 - Broadcast Blues
Writer: Suzie Villandry, Sarah Jane Cunningham
Director: K. C. Lynn De Stefano
Guest star: J. D. Hall (Dr. Henri LaGrange), Jeremy Guskin (Zippy Winds), Jody Howard (Cynthia Mills)
Donnie, in an attempt to look smarter, purchases an instructional video to help him achieve his goal. Louis and Twitty want Ren to win a contest so that they can meet their favorite weatherman Zippy Winds, while Ren would be able to meet her idol, reporter Cynthia Mills. When they do meet her, Donnie learns something about her that Ren had not known.
28 :02x07 - Thin Ice
Writer: Suzie Villandry, Sarah Jane Cunningham
Director: K. C. Lynn De Stefano
Guest star: Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Jim Meskimen (Dr. Dean), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler)
Twitty and Louis discover the joy of prank calling, but are given a little lesson of their own when one of their calls goes too far. Ren is asked on a date by her crush Bobby Deaver- on the same night that Ren's parents invite over their new neighbors (and Ren's old childhood friend) for dinner.
29 :02x08 - Head Games
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Peter Baldwin
Guest star: Jerry Messing (Artie Ryan), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler)
Twitty, the all-star pitcher for the school baseball team, begins to lose his focus in everything when Louis gets inside his head. Among their attempts to get him to regain his focus is a trip to a mud spring (suggested by Donnie). It is here where Twitty unexpectedly discovers a solution to his problem.
Meanwhile, Ren is thrilled to get a chance to sit next to Bobby Deaver on the school bus, where they both discover that they have one thing in common.
30 :02x09 - Love and Basketball
Writer: Edward C. Evans
Director: John Tracy
Guest star: Mark Matthews (Dingo Player), Michael Massengale (Dingo Player), Nikko Estrada (Carlos), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Aysia Polk (Tiffany)
When Louis inadvertantly is elected by a little league basketball team to become Donnie's head coach, the two brothers come to a disagreement after winning one of their games. Donnie resigns from his position, leaving Louis in charge of the whole team. Meanwhile, Ren and Bobby go through an awkward phase. Ren hopes for a first kiss, but Bobby can only give high-fives.
31 :02x10 - Devil Mountain
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Matt Dearborn
Guest star: Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Bianca Lopez (Mandy Sanchez), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler), Kelli McCarty (Linda Lovelson), Fred Meyers (Tom)
Louis and Twitty stop hanging out with their new friend Tom when his pizza oven stops working. Tawny becomes disgusted with the two, and points out to them all Tom does for the school, and that their friend wasn't him, but the pizza oven. Ren has some competition for Bobby Deaver's affection. On a hiking trip, Steve splits the gang up into three partnerships: Ruby and Nelson, Bobby and Mandy, and himself and Ren. Ren becomes annoyed with this, and soon storms off, getting lost on the trail, which leads to her father to realize that his little girl has grown up.
32 :02x11 - Wild Child
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Candace Kita (News Anchor), Dennis Neal (Charles L. Hackster), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Chad Rhines (Consultant), Frank Lozano (Spanish-Station Reporter), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler), Colleen Maloney (Judge)
Eileen hires a professional to help her family appear presentable on a live news report. Louis ruins the interview, when he begins to run wild. Louis, in an attempt to change his image to make his mother proud, enters the science fair.
33 :02x12 - Easy Crier
Writer: Barbie Feldman Adler
Director: Marc Warren
Guest star: Seth Miller (Lenny Kranepool), Edward Otte (Kid in Lunch Line), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), James Healy, Jr. (Teacher), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Efren Ramirez (Omar)
Louis's plan to use a new and large friend, Lenny, to make the eighth grade afraid of him backfires when he learns his new bodyguard is more sensitive than he appears. When Louis reads Lenny's poem he was going to read on the school news, he becomes more sensitive to his new friend. However, this drastically affects Ren's campaign to get dodgeball out of the curriculum.
34 :02x13 - A Very Scary Story
Writer: Sean McNamara, David Brookwell
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Fred Meyers (Tom), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut)
In a special Halloween episode, Ren develops a plan to turn the whole student body into perfect students like herself. With Tugnut and Wexler on her side, will Ren be able to transform the student body into a group of perfect students? Will Louis be able to escape Ren's crazy plan?
35 :02x14 - Sadie Hawkins Day
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Gregory Hobson
Guest star: Kenya Williams (Monique), Kelli McCarty (Linda Lovelson), Fred Meyers (Tom), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler)
The girls are asking the boys out to the Sadie Hawkins dance this time around, and Louis doesn't seem to be getting any offers (possibly because all the girls think that Tawny will ask him). Twitty, on the other hand, has a whole Wheel of Dates to choose from. Ren ends up asking guys at the last minute, but, unable to get anybody to go with her, ends up going with the pig that was delivered to the school.
36 :02x15 - Sibling Rivalry
Writer: Suzie Villandry, Sarah Jane Cunningham
Director: K. C. Lynn De Stefano
Guest star: Aaron Fors (Kevin), Walter Franks (David Blackburn), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler), Bianca Lopez (Mandy Sanchez), Brandon Davis (Bobby Deever), Danica McKellar (Sandrine)
Louis and Ren are contestants on Sibling Rivalry, a game show that pits siblings against eachother.
37 :02x16 - Wombat Wuv
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Donna Pescow
Guest star: Deprise Brescia (Ms. Morgan), James Healy, Jr. (Mr. Winnick), Joe Bays (Wacky Walter), Kenya Williams (Monique)
Ren's attempt to be a cheerleader fails when she discovers she is not perky enough. In an effort to reverse this, she ends up going to the other extreme, and even cheers while doing laundry.
Louis becomes the new school mascot when he sees the cheerleading instructor. He stops hanging out with Tawny, but then realizes he may have made a mistake when he discovers not even the cheerleading instructor is perfect.
38 :02x17 - Uncle Chuck
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Ken Ceizler
Guest star: Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler), David Jean Thomas (Colonel Beale), Mindy Sterling (Ms. Lynch), Richard Kind (Uncle Chuck Stevens), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale)
When Louis and Rens uncle Chuck comes for a visit their father disapproves because he knows of all the trouble he is bound to get into.
39 :02x18 - The Thomas Gribalski Affair
Louis is jealous when his father begins to spend more time with Tom Gribalski than with him.
40 :02x19 - Ren-Gate
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Neal Israel
Guest star: J. P. Manoux (Shorty), Fred Meyers (Tom), Kelli McCarty (Ms. Lovelson), A. J. Trauth (Twitty), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler)
Louis discovers unfair treatment when star student Ren is caught breaking a major rule at school but goes unpunished.
41 :02x20 - Tight End in Traction
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Robert Pine (Specs Richardson), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Eric Ware (Dr. Herlihy)
Louis becomes jealous of all the attention Donnie is recieving when he is going to be inducted into the Wombat Hall of Fame, and rigs the pommel horse Donnie is going to perform on to a motor from a motorized bull. Things go awry when the motor goes out of control, and Donnie ends up breaking his tail bone.
42 :02x21 - Influenza: The Musical
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Audrey Baranishyn (Dancer), Josh Eli-Seffinger (Dancer), Ryan Gill (Dancer), Lorraine Fields (Dancer), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Leah Lynette (Dancer), Sean McNamara (Cowboy Singer), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Nikole Smith (Dancer), Kelli McCarty (Ms. Lovelson), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Guadalupe Bujanda (Dancer), Gary Leroi Gray (Nelson Minkler)
In this musical bonanza the entire community shares their thoughts through song.
43 :02x22 - Gutter Queen
Writer: Suzie Villandry, Sarah Jane Cunningham
Director: Dennis Rinsler
Guest star: Yolanda Snowball (Tanya Taylor), Kenya Williams (Monique), Dee Dee Rescher (Babs Mendel), Eddie Vee (DJ Breeze Breeze), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), James Healy, Jr. (Teacher), Daniel Faltus (Chives)
Ren discovers her mother isn't perfect at everything when she creates a Mother-Daughter bowling league to raise funds for the school.
Louis wins a smelly feet contest and gets to have his own butler around. When he is unable to pay the butler, the tables end up being turned on him.
The Even Stevens Movie
Writer: David Brookwell, Sean McNamara
Director: David Brookwell
Guest star: Kenya Williams (Monique), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Fred Meyers (Tom)
Summer Time is here. At Rens Junior High Graduation, Louis starts of his summer with a bang. When a salesman offers the Stevens a vaction, they all accept except Louis.
When the Stevens arive at the island, Louis accedintaly destroys a royal home. They are then shunned by the islanders and are forced to survive on the island by there own.
44 :03x01 - The Kiss
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Matt Dearborn
Guest star: Fred Meyers (Tom), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Brandon Baker (Zack Estrada), Pamela Warren (Woman in Movie)
Something comes over Louis, and he ends up kissing Tawny. Confused about the whole thing, he goes to Twitty, who assures Louis that it's an official kiss because of it's length (1 Mississippi second). Twitty goes to Tawny's school play rehearsal, where she tells Twitty to tell Louis to meet her at his locker tomorrow. When he does, they decide to become a couple. All is well until Louis learns that Tawny will have to kiss Zack in the school play! Although he assures Tawny that it won't bother him, but will he let his jealousy get the best of him?
45 :03x02 - Where in the World Is Pookie Stevens?
Writer: Suzie Villandry, Sarah Jane Cunningham
Director: David Brookwell
Guest star: Mary Portser (Antiques Appraiser), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Sean Faris (Scott Brooks), Kim Delgado (Gus)
Louis really wants a new set of drums, but his parents won't give him the money for it, Louis runs a garage sale. While gathering the items around the house that he can sell, Mr. Pookie, Ren's favorite stuffed animal, gets into the box for the items for sale and gets sold.
46 :03x03 - My Best Friend's Girlfriend
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: K. C. Lynn De Stefano
Guest star: Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Tania Gunadi (Allison Wong), Fred Meyers (Tom)
During an afternoon of "Foam-Hunk Diving," Twitty instantly develops a crush on a girl. After some encouragement, he talks to her, and learns she has had a crush on him all year. They become boyfriend and girlfriend instantly and start spending more time together than Twitty spends with bestfriend Louis which is when Louis starts missing Twitty.
47 :03x04 - Your Toast
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Sean McNamara
Guest star: Alexander Folk (Mr. Hale), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Marc Brandon Daniel (Hector), Time Winters (Nicky Pox), Rae'Ven Larrymore-Kelly (Denise), Jason Marsden (Norman Squirelli)
Ren wants a job with Ruby at at a toast-serving restaurant in the mall, "Your Toast", she refers Ren to her boss. Ren gets her friend fired after her boss assumes that Ruby was the one who broke one of the "Ten Commandments of Toast", nibbling on toast.
48 :03x05 - Band on the Roof
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Gregory Hobson
Guest star: Jerry Messing (Artie Ryan), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Fred Meyers (Tom), Alexa Nikolas (Young Ren), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut)
Tom Gribalsky films a rock documentary on the Twitty-Stevens Connection, chronicling some of the band's history and when they perform a gig on the roof. However, not everybody is in favor of the roof-top concert, and the band becomes in danger of breaking up.
49 :03x06 - Little Mr. Sacktown
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Neal Israel
Guest star: Alexander Gould (Grayson Gribalski), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Fred Meyers (Tom), Kelli McCarty (Ms. Lovelson), Dave Thomas (Uncle Tug), Kenya Williams (Monique), Maya Lott (Sylvia)
Louis enters Beans in a pageant to compete directly with Thomas.
50 :03x07 - Raiders of the Lost Sausage
Writer: Scott Frazee, Brooke Kaiser
Director: Fred Savage
Guest star: Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Mary Stein (Miss Shannon), Lisa Brando (Delivery Person), Fred Meyers (Tom)
Louis discovers a tunnel in the basement and goes on a journey to find hidden treasure.
51 :03x08 - Close Encounters of the Beans Kind
Writer: Steve Slavkin
Director: K. C. Lynn De Stefano
Guest star: Sean McNamara (Man on TV), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Matt O'Toole (Mason), Ariel Baker (TV Reporter)
A series of evidence leads Louis and Ren to believe that Beans is actually an alien from outer space.
52 :03x09 - Short Story
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Peter Baldwin
Guest star: Kenya Williams (Monique), Naya Rivera (Charlene), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Byrne Offutt (Mr. Durbin), Mathew Botuchis (Travis Gresham), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler)
Lawrence Junior High must share its facilities with a nearby school after that school is infested with cockroaches. While Ren finds a nice boy from this school, Louis discovers he has an evil twin, and is getting blamed for his twin's doing. Louis believes the upcoming school dance to be his twin's next target.
53 :03x10 - Hutch Boy
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Savage Steve Holland
Guest star: Brad Bufanda (Lloyd Offler), Fred Meyers (Tom), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Mike Randleman (Mr. Bartlet)
Louis is picked on by a new bully in shop class, and gets locked in a hutch (hence his nickname "Hutch boy"). Tom uses his impressive karate skills to come to Louis's rescue, which impresses Louis, who wants to learn karate like Tom.
Ruby accidentally dyes Ren's hair blond, which Ren at first is upset with. However she soon adapts to her new hair, but then gives the blonds a bad reputation.
54 :03x11 - Hardly Famous
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Gregory Hobson
Guest star: John J. York (Barry Hudson, Jr.), Fred Meyers (Tom), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler)
Ren, Eileen, and Principal Wexler get worked up for the arrival of Barry Hudson, who is sponsoring a new performing arts school. Tawny auditions to get in this school, and Louis, upon seeing her audition, realizes she is a shoo-in for a spot. He then auditions for the school, so he also auditions alongside Twitty to get in.
55 :03x12 - The King Sloppy (aka The Big Sloppy)
Writer: Tom Burkhard
Director: Richard Wafer
Guest star: Tricia Dickson (Lady Jane), J. Anthony McCarthy (Luther), Clyde Kusatsu (Tex Nagita), Fred Meyers (Tom), James Lancaster (The Duke), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler)
Louis and Twitty train as they attempt to win a Sloppy Jo-eating contest.
56 :03x13 - Boy on a Rock
Writer: Marc Warren
Director: Marc Warren
Guest star: Tania Gunadi (Allison Wong), Richard Lyons (Teacher), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Marvin Kaplan (Old Guy #1), Bianca Ruiz Brockl (Little Girl), Buck Kartalian (Old Guy #2), Fred Meyers (Tom)
As Steve drives Twitty, Louis, and Ren to school, he announces he will be helping at the school as a volunteer, while Twitty and his girlfriend Allison break up over the phone. Louis, however, doesn't know what to do when Allison starts to show interest in him...
Ren and Tom compete for the lead on Coach Tugnut's Flag Corps.
57 :03x14 - Dirty Work
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Donna Pescow
Guest star: Kenya Williams (Monique), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Fred Meyers (Tom), Eric "Ty" Hodges, II (Larry Beale), Richard Voigts (Delivery Man), Aloma Wright (Mother Wexler), Shelley Berman (Jackie)
Louis starts a "Lumberjack Club" which is threatened to be shut down unless the club (consisting of himself, Tom, Tawny, and Twitty) pays $250 for the money they have already spent on the group, or does a presentation on what lumberjacks do. The group decides on doing the presentation.
Larry and Ren are competing to be Mr. Wexler's assistant, but Ren quits when she realizes he makes her do everything that is his own responsibility. Larry is given the job, and Ren takes the position of Coach Tugnut's assistant.
58 :03x15 - The Big Splash
Writer: Matt Dearborn
Director: Paul Germain
Guest star: Robert Pierce (Mr. Kupchack), Jansen Panettiere (1st Grader), Hazel Dean (Kelly Kerwin), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Fred Meyers (Tom), Kenya Williams (Monique)
Goofball Louis joins the school diving team.
59 :03x16 - Beans on the Brain
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Dennis Rinsler
Guest star: Spencer Redford (Chris), Kenya Williams (Monique), Fred Meyers (Tom), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel)
Beans interrupts a demonstration of "ceiling boots" with a surprise; his cousin, who turns out to be an attractive girl. This causes Twitty, Louis, and Tom all to want to meet her, but Beans will only allow one of them to meet her.
Donnie is at home after suffering an ankle injury from a touchdown dance, but Ren discovers that he might not need as much time off as he is taking off.
60 :03x17 - Snow Job
Writer: Dennis Rinsler
Director: Jonathan Winfrey
Guest star: Charles Hutchins (Man on TV), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Reynaldo Gallegos (Mr. Lopez), Pattie Tierce (Mildred), Phyllis Diller (Coach Korns), Jerry Messing (Artie Ryan)
In a desperate attempt to get out of an algebra exam, Louis creates an elaborate plan to trick Wexler into thinking that it's really snowing in California.
Meanwhile, Ren has one week to learn how to pole vault or else the school loses the championships. But will she get inspiration before it's too late?
61 :03x18 - Stevens Manor
Writer: Matt Dearborn, Tom Burkhard
Director: David Grace
Guest star: Chas Dewey (Kitna Twin), Jerry Brennan (Louis Manning), Emily Yancy (Mrs. Culpepper), Chris Dewey (Kitna Twin), Fred Meyers (Tom), Kathryn Joosten (Edna Manning), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), Ron Kuhlman (Mr. Kitna)
Louis turns the Stevens house into a Bed & Breakfast while everybody else is away in order to fund a ski trip that he, Tawny, Twitty, and Tom would all be going on. It almost looks like he will get away with it, until Ren decides to come home from Ruby's house and finds a stranger sleeping in her bed.
62 :03x19 - Model Principal (aka This Year's Principal)
Writer: Danny Warren, Josh Lynn
Director: Grant Heslov
Guest star: Nikki Danielle Moore (Ali), Fred Meyers (Tom), Eamonn Roche (Jake Landau), Eddie Vee (DJ Breezy Breeze), Federico Dordei (Roland), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler)
Louis and Twitty form a plan to get Wexler out of his principal job and get the easy-going vice principal in, but their plan ends up backfiring, forcing Louis and Ren to team up and get Wexler back in his office.
Donnie enters Beans into a contest so he can get the 10,000 ticket reward he needs to buy a large teddy bear, but Beans ends up keeping the tickets for himself.
63 :03x20 - Surf's Up
Writer: Sarah Jane Cunningham, Suzie Villandry
Director: Paul Hoen
Guest star: Giselle Seibert (Waitress), Kenya Williams (Monique), Fred Meyers (Tom), Brandon Baker (Zack Estrada), D. J. Cotrona (Ruby's Guy), Kyle Gibson (Gil), Michael Copon (Boy at Beach), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel)
Louis inadvertantly curses the seas to lay still when he goes to the beach to surf. Twitty starts to hang with his beach friends instead of Louis, due to this. Twitty goes out to sea and waits for his friends to join him, when a huge wave comes up from behind him, leaving Louis to be the only one to save him.
Ren's friends leave after finding some guys, when Ren meets a seemingly great guy herself. However, she soon discovers that he appears to be a merman. But mermen don't exist... do they?
64 :03x21 - In Ren We Trust
Writer: Dennis Rinsler, Marc Warren
Director: David Kendall
Guest star: Fred Meyers (Tom), Charlie Stewart (Ivette Sosa), Ivette Sosa (Saleswoman), Gibby Brand (Father O'Neil), Molly Orr (Denise), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Kenya Williams (Monique), Niner Parikh (Cab Driver)
Ren stumbles across a briefcase full of money after a boomerang Louis threw at them flies into a bush. Taking it home, the Stevens family discovers that there is $4,412 in the briefcase. After a discussion, they decide Ren should take the case back, being the most trusted in the family... however, people start to grow curious when Tawny notices Ren's new $4,000 pants...
65 :03x22 - Leavin' Stevens
Writer: Sean McNamara, David Brookwell
Director: David Brookwell
Guest star: Beau Billingslea (Announcer), Molly Orr (Denise), Jim Wise (Coach Tugnut), Fred Meyers (Tom), Lauren Frost (Ruby Mendel), George Anthony Bell (Conrad Wexler), Kenya Williams (Monique), Kelli McCarty (Ms. Lovelson), Robin Shorr (Ms. Jenkins)
As the Stevens prepare to move to Washington they all have a few things to take care of before they take off. Louis makes a video expressing his true feelings for his friend Tawny and has it sent to her.