Lorenzo: (curled up in fetal position) Ay mamacita! Ay mamacita! Ay mamacita!
Cheri: Your mama sat on what? En Englais, por favor!
Vallejo: (about Frank's profiling skills) He was the best - just by looking at his shoe print he could tell you what the perp had for breakfast!
Principal Folsom: Let's see, things I'd like to see shredded...beef for loose meat sandwiches, any paperwork documenting my weight or age, oh, and one other thing, YOUR BADGE IF I DON'T SEE RESULTS!