Wilton Parmenter is made a Captain and put in charge of Fort Courage, a group of incompetent Union soldiers. His promotion creates problems for Sergeant O'Rourke and Corporal Agarn who are running an illegal business with the a local Indian tribe.
O'Rourke must retrieve their cannon, loaned to the Hekawi Indians for a festival, before Captain Parmenter notices it is missing.
Major Bently Royce, a British officer and an expert in camouflage, is sent to Fort Courage to teach the troops the advantages of a sneak attack on the Indians.
Agarn mistakenly thinks he is dying after overhearing a diagnosis given to O'Rourke about a sickly horse.
The outrageous son of Wild Eagle, Bald Eagle, returns vowing to make the Hekawis a vicious fighting tribe.
Captain Parmenter's clumsiness has finally gotten him in trouble after running into gunslinger Sam Urp, now wanting retribution.
Captain Parmenter's girlfriend visits Fort Courage to persuade him to return to Philadelphia and marry her.
Captain Parmenter returns from commander school as a toughened, by-the-book soldier, interfering with O'Rourke enterprises mail order bride business.
Agarn leaves F Troop to join the Hekawi tribe.
A note from Dobbs mother has F Troop believing that he is engaged to Laura Lee, a famous dance hall girl and that she is scheduled to visit Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter receives a gift of a baby after saving Wild Eagles life.
Sergeant O'Rourke's plan of selling phony gold claims is foiled by a 'snake oil' salesman.
Beautiful Lily O'Reilly plans on taking over the saloon from O'Rourke after finding out where he receives his whiskey from.
O'Rourke and Agarn try to hide a whiskey still at Fort Courage while Captain Parmenter is eager to find the source of the Hekawi's liquor supply.
It's F Troop to the rescue when Wild Eagle's daughter is kidnapped by a brave from another tribe to become his wife.
The Hekawi's move into Fort Courage after selling their land to a railroad.
A furious Geronimo is coming for Agarn after he tells a tale of how he single-handily killed the warrior Chief.
Pvt. Wrongo Starr, a renowned jinx joins Fort Courage and meets a woman who is a four-time widow.
To clear his name Agarn must capture a Mexican bandit, who just happens to be his look-alike cousin.
Captain Parmenter enlists the help from Wrangler Jane's cousin, to win a poker match and replace the pension funds lost by Sergeant O'Rourke.
A new Inspector General is intent on wiping out the Hekawi tribe.
A pair of competing spies enter Fort Courage; Meanwhile, the fort is chosen to trial test a new bullet-proof vest.
O'Rourke schemes to get the Captain and Wrangler Jane married so they will live off camp, making his illegal doings a bit easier.
A band of gypsies convince Agarn that he is their long-lost prince.
Agarn plans a celebration for Sergeant O'Rourke's 25th year of military service.
Captain Parmenter is left to protect Fort Courage by himself after the troops discover they were never officially enlisted.
Tempers flare with the troop, Wrangler Jane and the Hekawi's as the men of Fort Courage are to receive an accommodation for morale.
O'Rourke and Agarn take over when the cook leaves Fort Courage. In their typical money-making scheme, they over-order the food supply so they can sell the excess to the Hekawi's.
Agarn believes to see an Indian roaming around in Fort Courage which no one else has seen.
O'Rourke plans to use Wild Eagle's nephew Johnny Eagle Eye as a ringer in the camps sharpshooting contest.
Captain Parmenter's visiting mother wishes to convince him to transfer back East.
A promotion and reassignment spells the end to O'Rourke enterprises.
The Council of Indian Nations insists that the Hikawis attack Fort Courage.
The town drunk tries to impress his daughter by posing as the Captain.
A Canadian mountie, in search of Agarn's look-alike cousin Lucky Pierre Agarniere, comes to Fort Courage.
A transfer sends Agarn to train the crew at G Troop, who are more incompetent than the soldiers at Fort Courage.
Fort Courage is visited by a Prussian balloonist, in search of new recruits.
With the troops payroll having been stolen in a train robbery, O'Rourke and Agarn volunteer to guard the next shipment from Washington D.C.
Agarn's amnesia seems like a perfect excuse for him to be blamed for a robbery by a phony medicine man.
With a railroad buying up land, O'Rourke Enterprises along with Vanderbilt and Dobbs, decide to retire and take claim of a ghost town.
An Indian woman who takes a liking to Captain Parmenter, is the daughter of a tycoon kidnapped as a child by a tribe.
Agarn is showered with gifts after it's discovered that he is the deciding vote of the Mayoral race in his hometown.
Fort Courage becomes a Little Ireland once Sergeant O'Rourke's father pays a visit.
A visiting Colonel with a fetish for bugle calls spells trouble for Dobbs, the worlds worst bugler.
Captain Parmenter's sister has a wild time during her visit to Fort Courage, including chasing after Dobbs and assisting with Wild Eagle's appendectomy.
A scorned member of the Italian Secret Society comes searching for his girlfriend and her father, believed to be hiding at Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter's look-alike, Kid Vicious the notorious bank robber, comes to town.
Bumbling Wrongo Starr returns to Fort Courage escorting a load of dynamite.
To ensure Captain Parmenter and Agarn pass their survival fitness test, O'Rourke sneaks them food.
Sergeant O'Rourke plans revenge after a blackmailer tries to take his saloon away from him.
Two lonely Indians kidnap Captain Parmenter, just for company.
A Japanese Samurai is searching for his intending wife from an arranged marriage who has fled to Fort Courage.
Sergeant O'Rourke tries to convince a runaway boy to go back home.
The Hikawi's 147 year-old High Chief Flaming Arrow, comes down from the mountain to lead the tribe in an attack on Fort Courage to retrieve their land.
Captain Parmenter tries to capture a wild stallion to impress Wrangler Jane, but O'Rourke sees money in it if he can sell it to a circus.
The troop believes a Transylvanian count is responsible for the disappearance of Wrangler Jane.
Agarn resigns to become the manager of "The Bedbugs," a new rock-n-roll group who has been brought in to play at a camp dance. But when O'Rourke hears Agarn is leaving, he creates his own band to best the Bedbugs and run them out of town.
Agarn must face a firing squad after a prisoner he was guarding escapes and since has seemingly killed Sergeant O'Rourke.
A battle for Wrangler Jane's affection occurs after Agarn's Russian cousin comes for a visit to Fort Courage.
Captain Parmenter, O'Rourke and Agarn is sent undercover to find the traitor who is selling guns to Indians.
A marriage broker gives O'Rourke a money-making idea, Agarn nightmares and terrifies Captain Parmenter after Wrangler Jane enlists her services.
Fort Courage must prove itself useful after Big Jim Parker buys up their land along with the Hikawis.
The cure is worse than the illness after Captain Parmenter comes down with a cold just before his examination for a promotion to Major.
Wild Eagle becomes a soldier so he can visit their dentist and fix his toothache. But after a visiting General promotes him, he decides to remain at Fort Courage.
A former troop member returns to Fort Courage for his wedding, but is mistaken as an inspector sent to shut down the camp.