| 23 :02x01 - Chris Moves Out (Nov/09/1991) | | Much to his parents amazement (and joy), Chris finally leaves home and rents a room with a "garage motif" from gruff ex-cop Gus Borden. | |
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| 24 :02x02 - Larry on the Loose (Nov/16/1991) | | Following a talk from Chris, Larry decides to leave Sharon and run away from home. Chris and Gus search the town for him, but after seeing Chris again Larry is gone for good. | | Writer: Bob Odenkirk | |
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| 25 :02x03 - Meat Locker 2000 (Nov/23/1991) | | When Chris chases off Sharon's new boyfriend, she must use him to take her former beau's place at a dinner party. Chris and Sharon get trapped in her walk-in living room meat locker, and are forced to "share warmth Chris tells Sharon that while he has considered her an evil, castrating, she-creature from hell, he also always found her to be quite shapely. | |
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| 26 :02x04 - Health Inspector 2000 (Nov/30/1991) | | Chris joins the glamorous world of food inspecting but he is sickened by what he finds, until the $5 bribes start coming in. When his conscience catches up with him, Chris agrees to testify before a special committee. | |
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| 27 :02x05 - Chris Gets His Tonsils Out (Dec/07/1991) | | Chris goes to the doctor after having a sore throat, and is terrified when told he needs a tonsillectomy. With his voice gone after the operation, Sharon torments Chris. His voice returns just in time for Chris to drop dead as one of the .001% who die from tonsillectomies. | |
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| 28 :02x06 - Prisoner of Love (Dec/14/1991) | | When his pen-pal Irma Jane Cooley is released from jail, Chris falls in love and convinces her to move in. Unfortunately Irma starts rebuilding her criminal empire, and Chris becomes her hostage when the police raid the place. | |
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| 30 :02x08 - Girlfriend 2000 (Jan/12/1992) | | After being hit by her car, Chris becomes madly obsessed with a woman scientist named Tricia Paddington. He decides to start stalking her until she goes out with him. Meanwhile, another woman stalks Chris | |
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| 31 :02x09 - Chris' Brain Starts Working (Jan/19/1992) | | The neighborhood is overrun by toxic waste, but Chris and Gus refuses to leave the house. After almost dying, they wake up to discover Chris has become a genius and Gus has an aptitude for origami. Chris decides the best use for his new abilities is to win every spelling bee. | |
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| 32 :02x10 - Bad Fish (Feb/02/1992) | | Chris decides to throw a party, and gets a wheelbarrow of shellfish as the main course. Nobody but Sharon shows up, and the fish turns out to be spoiled. It causes anyone who eats it to have temporary amnesia. Chris convinces them that they enjoy everything he does, such as dancing to "Alley Cat" all night long. | | Writer: Bob Odenkirk | |
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| 33 :02x11 - SPEWEY and Me (Feb/09/1992) | | SPEWEY the alien (Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks), crashes into the back yard. Chris wants to protect him from the evil G-Men, but Gus sees the being bringing big bucks, perhaps from Michael Jackson's zoo. In the end, the alien turns out to be delicious (and self-saucing). | | Guest Stars: Frank Welker as SPEWEY | |
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| 34 :02x12 - 1977 2000 (Mar/01/1992) | | Chris makes a time travel drink to go back in time, in an attempt to prevent Gus from being thrown off the police force for taking a leak on his captain. Unfortunately the alternatives turn out to be worse. | |
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| 35 :02x13 - Clip Show (Mar/08/1992) | | Chris takes his first plane ride, but he falls out of the airliner when he thinks "EXIT" is a door to the rest room. Chris then precedes to recall situations (episodes) from his past in flashbacks. "The End?" Clips from the following episodes are used: 1, 2, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 14,19, 18, 20, 33. Next is a montage sequence of Chris getting injured. | |
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