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1 :01x01 - Terror on the Hell Loop 2000
Chris persuades Larry to take the day off work and go to an amusement park to ride the all-new Hell Loop roller coaster, but they get stuck in the loop.
2 :01x02 - The Prettiest Week of My Life
Chris enrolls at the Handsome Boy modeling school, and becomes a male model named Sparkles. Unfortunately his career is shattered when asked to pose topless, but Chris goes on to fulfill his dream of appearing in a runway show at a department store.
3 :01x03 - Dadicus
In an effort to preserve his status among the paperboys, Chris persuades Fred to compete in the annual father & son paperboy tournament. It seems that things have changed quite a bit since their old days of sack races and egg-carrying however.
4 :01x04 - A Family Affair
Chris falls in love with Sharon's sister younger sister Charleene, who has just broken up with her boyfriend. They have a brief but torrid affair.
5 :01x05 - Pile of Death
When his beloved childhood playground is condemned by the city, Chris decides to raise money to save it by setting a world record for having stuff piled on top of him.
6 :01x06 - Paperboy 2000
Chris and the other paperboys are fired and replaced by the new totally automated Paperboy-2000. When the machine runs amok, Chris has to come to the rescue.
7 :01x07 - Drivers License
Chris falls in love with a new waitress, but she won't go out with him unless he picks her up in a car. Unfortunately Chris does not have a license. After flunking the driving test, he steals Fred's car to go on the date and winds up in a high-speed chase with the police.
8 :01x08 - The Sitting
Chris gets a job as a house sitter for a woman along his paper route, but the house turns out to be haunted.
9 :01x09 - Bored Straight
After accidentally straying into the bad side of town and being taunted by a street gang, Chris decides tries to try and rehabilitate the young ruffians.
10 :01x10 - Zoo Animals on Wheels
Much to Sharon's horror, Chris auditions for her local theater group and is cast as the male-lead in their latest musical production.
11 :01x11 - Roots
While searching through a box in the attic, Chris finds an old receipt and a photo of himself as a baby with an Amish couple. Chris realizes he must have been adopted and his real name is "Emmett". He then leaves on a quest to find his real parents. Fred and Gladys must find him.
12 :01x12 - The Counterfeit Watch Story
Chris saves up to buy a $100 Chrono-Sync 2000 underwater watch, but it falls apart the very first time in the shower. He then becomes part of a sting operation in an attempt to catch the crooks who are responsible.
13 :01x13 - Chris vs. Donald
The Peterson's have their annual family reunion, but Chris dreads the appearance of Donald, his more-successful arch rival in the family.
14 :01x14 - Chris Wins a Celebrity
Chris enters a contest and wins a dream weekend living with his favorite TV talk show host Sandy Connors.
15 :01x15 - Houseboy 2000
When Chris burns down Sharon's kitchen, he agrees to act as her servant to pay for the damage. She then proceeds to break his will and turn Chris into her willing slave. Larry must try and
deprogram him.
16 :01x16 - Married
Chris falls in love with his soul-mate: leggy super model Nicolette Preston. They have a whirlwind romance, marriage, and divorce all in one day.
17 :01x17 - Camping 2000
It's time for Fred's regular solo camping trip, but Chris and Larry manage to convince Fred to let them go along. Once Fred manages to lose them in the woods, Chris and Larry eat wild berries which cause them to believe Fred is a homicidal maniac out for blood.
18 :01x18 - The Construction Worker Show
Chris idolizes construction workers, and his dream comes true when Fred hires three of them to extend the kitchen. Chris will do anything to be accepted by them, but his loyalties are tested when they try to rip-off his father. Chris is forced to engage in a dreaded tool-belt fight.
19 :01x19 - The Big City
Chris decides to finally visit the big city, but upon arriving somebody slips him a mickey and his wallet is missing. When a newspaper reporter hears the story, her article dubs Chris "Walletboy" and he becomes the darling of the city. Everything crumbles when it is discovered that he actually just left the wallet at home.
20 :01x20 - Neptune 2000
The $19.99 submarine Chris ordered 20 years earlier finally arrives, but he has to persuade Fred to help him build it. They then become trapped underwater while taking the new sub for a test ride in the shower.
21 :01x21 - The One Where Chris and Larry Switch Lives
Chris activates a curse when he removes an arrowhead from an indian burial ground. The punishment: he must live his worst nightmare and trade lives with Larry.
22 :01x22 - Psychic 2000
Chris chokes to death while eating his morning cereal, he then comes back to life with the ability to see "flashbacks" from the future. He has a vision of Sharon being murdered, but nobody believes him.
23 :02x01 - Chris Moves Out
Much to his parents amazement (and joy), Chris finally leaves home and rents a room with a "garage motif" from gruff ex-cop Gus Borden.
24 :02x02 - Larry on the Loose
Following a talk from Chris, Larry decides to leave Sharon and run away from home. Chris and Gus search the town for him, but after seeing Chris again Larry is gone for good.
25 :02x03 - Meat Locker 2000
When Chris chases off Sharon's new boyfriend, she must use him to take her former beau's place at a dinner party. Chris and Sharon get trapped in her walk-in living room meat locker, and are forced to "share warmth Chris tells Sharon that while he has considered her an evil, castrating, she-creature from hell, he also always found her to be quite shapely.
26 :02x04 - Health Inspector 2000
Chris joins the glamorous world of food inspecting but he is sickened by what he finds, until the $5 bribes start coming in. When his conscience catches up with him, Chris agrees to testify before a special committee.
27 :02x05 - Chris Gets His Tonsils Out
Chris goes to the doctor after having a sore throat, and is terrified when told he needs a tonsillectomy. With his voice gone after the operation, Sharon torments Chris. His voice returns just in time for Chris to drop dead as one of the .001% who die from tonsillectomies.
28 :02x06 - Prisoner of Love
When his pen-pal Irma Jane Cooley is released from jail, Chris falls in love and convinces her to move in. Unfortunately Irma starts rebuilding her criminal empire, and Chris becomes her hostage when the police raid the place.
29 :02x07 - Chris Becomes a Male Escort
Guest star: Ralph Manza (Henry Gardner), Heather Elizabeth Parkhurst (Nancy)
Chris goes to work at an escort service and becomes the kept man of an older woman, at least until her husband returns from the hospital.
30 :02x08 - Girlfriend 2000
After being hit by her car, Chris becomes madly obsessed with a woman scientist named Tricia Paddington. He decides to start stalking her until she goes out with him. Meanwhile, another woman stalks Chris
31 :02x09 - Chris' Brain Starts Working
The neighborhood is overrun by toxic waste, but Chris and Gus refuses to leave the house. After almost dying, they wake up to discover Chris has become a genius and Gus has an aptitude for origami. Chris decides the best use for his new abilities is to win every spelling bee.
32 :02x10 - Bad Fish
Chris decides to throw a party, and gets a wheelbarrow of shellfish as the main course. Nobody but Sharon shows up, and the fish turns out to be spoiled. It causes anyone who eats it to have temporary amnesia. Chris convinces them that they enjoy everything he does, such as dancing to "Alley Cat" all night long.
33 :02x11 - SPEWEY and Me
SPEWEY the alien (Special Person Entering the World, Egg Yolks), crashes into the back yard. Chris wants to protect him from the evil G-Men, but Gus sees the being bringing big bucks, perhaps from Michael Jackson's zoo. In the end, the alien turns out to be delicious (and self-saucing).
34 :02x12 - 1977 2000
Chris makes a time travel drink to go back in time, in an attempt to prevent Gus from being thrown off the police force for taking a leak on his captain. Unfortunately the alternatives turn out to be worse.
35 :02x13 - Clip Show
Chris takes his first plane ride, but he falls out of the airliner when he thinks "EXIT" is a door to the rest room. Chris then precedes to recall situations (episodes) from his past in flashbacks. "The End?" Clips from the following episodes are used: 1, 2, 6, 7, 9, 10, 12, 14,19, 18, 20, 33. Next is a montage sequence of Chris getting injured.