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1 :01x01 - Mod, Mod Lucy
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Nancy Roth (Laurie Caldwell), Nancy Howard (Mrs. Caldwell), Doris Singleton (Doris), Lew Parker (Mr. Caldwell)
When Uncle Harry gets a request for a band to sing at a sweet sixteen birthday party, he hires Craig's band with Kim singing lead vocals. But a day at the beach surfing leaves her with a bad case of laryngitis. Lucy decides to step in as Kim's replacement, donning a wig and mini skirt.
2 :01x02 - Lucy Visits Jack Benny
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Sid Gould (Bus Driver), Jack Benny (Himself)
A family vacation in Palm Springs finds Lucy and her family renting rooms at Jack Benny's desert mansion. Although the price is reasonable, Jack adds an extra charge for every little thing during their stay.
3 :01x03 - Lucy the Process Server
Writer: George Balzer, Phil Leslie
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Frank Radcliffe (Stockboy), Maurice Kelly (Stockboy), Reta Shaw (Mable Riker), Joan Swift (Salesgirl)
A planned picnic with the kids is ruined when Harry demands that Lucy work on a school holiday. He chore is to make a delivery of a summons to a woman at a department store, and make a deposit at the bank. But a mix-up finds Lucy doing the exact opposite and wreaks havoc within the store.
4 :01x04 - Lucy and Miss Shelly Winters
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Bartlett Robinson (C.B. Wellborn), Shelley Winters (Shelley Summers)
Lucy is hired by movie producer C.B. Wellborn, to keep a watchful eye on his overweight star, Shelly Summers. He wants Shelly to lose at least fifteen pounds before her next movie begins shooting, and Lucy is determined to make sure she reaches her goal.
5 :01x05 - Lucy the Conclusion Jumper
Writer: Phil Leslie, George Balzer
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Kevin Edwards (Draftee), Ben Stone (Clerk #2), Bruce Mars (4th Couple Man), Jack Donahue (Nasty Man), Jack Bannon (Last Couple Man), Sid Gould (Clerk #1), Booker Bradshaw (1st Couple Man), Don Crichton (Don)
Lucy makes a mistake when she overhears a conversation between Kim and her friend Don, who are researching a school project on teenage marriage. She believes that the kids are really planning an elopement, causing Lucy and Harry to search for the kids before they find a judge to perform the ceremony.
6 :01x06 - Lucy's Impossible Mission
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Tim Herbert (Mahuli Omar), Raymond Kark (Proprietor), Ken Drake (Butler), John J. Fox (Policeman), Maxine Gates (Dowager)
While trapped in a phone booth, Lucy overhears a secret mission from a spy's self-destructing tape recorder. Since they are aware of the mission, the government asks the family to dress as Middle Eastern royalty to help trap the spies.
7 :01x07 - Lucy and Eva Gabor
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Mickey Martin (Photographer), Kay Elliot (Nelly), Gail Bonney (Dolores), Sid Gould (Unknown), Robert Carson (Martin Phillips), Eva Gabor (Herself), Earl Parker (Newspaper Reporter), Peggy Rea (Maude)
Harry arranges for novelist Eva Von Kristen, to stay at Lucy's home while she finishes her screenplay for her newest book, Valley of the Puppets.
8 :01x08 - Lucy's Birthday
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Victor Sen Yung (Waiter)
A birthday surprise turns into a case of embarrassment when Craig forgets his wallet at home when out on a Chinese dinner date with his mom. Lucy decides to pretend to be sick so she can skip being responsible for the check.
9 :01x09 - Lucy Sells Craig to Wayne Newton
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Wayne Newton (Himself), Jerry Newton (Jerry), Don Vincent (Don), Harvey Lang (Harvey), Tommy Amato (Tommy)
Kim and Craig borrow Wayne Newton's musical equipment while he is on a break, and Wayne believes that they have enough talent to perform with him the next evening.
10 :01x10 - Lucy's Working Daughter
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Karen Norris (Miss Simpson), Lola Fisher (First Customer), Sid Gould (Waiter), Barbara Morrison (Mrs. Murdock), Jerry Rush (Maitre D'), Vanda Barra (Second Customer), Joan Swift (Joanie)
Lucy comes up with a brilliant idea how to help Kim succeed in her first job as a sales assistant, buy up more clothes so that Kim will get a bigger commission and Lucy will save more money.
11 :01x11 - Guess Who Owes Lucy $23.50?
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Van Johnson (Himself), Orwin C. Harvey (Guard), Jeff De Benning (Detective), Nancy Howard (Secretary), Tommy Farrell (Morgan), Ray Kellogg (Man)
A prank by a Van Johnson look alike has Lucy lending him $23.50 to "fix his car." When Lucy goes to the bank the following day, the real Van has no idea who she is and is escorted out of the bank by security guards. But when it's revealed that a joke has been played on her, the real Van Johnson feels horrible for the way she was treated and takes a job for Carter's Unique Employment Agency to sing "happy birthday" to a cow.
12 :01x12 - Lucy the Matchmaker
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Vivian Vance (Vivian Jones), Alice Backes (Woman), Dick Patterson (Mr. Morton)
When Lucy uses a computer dating service as a means to get a perfect match for Harry, the card reveals that her old friend Vivian is the woman for him. Eager to match them up, Viv winds up falling for Lucy's match instead.
13 :01x13 - Lucy and the Gold Rush
Writer: Ben Gershman, Howard Harris
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Philip Bruns (Tompkins), Rhodes Reason (Jeff Simpson)
A school geography project for Craig and Kim ends up with the two finding a gold mine. When Harry hears the news he immediately buys up the land for himself but finds out that it costs more to produce the gold than it's worth.
14 :01x14 - Lucy the Fixer
When Harry asks Lucy to work Saturday night at his home, it leads to a broken lamp in which she tries to repair, and that causes the whole house to be turned upside down.
15 :01x15 - Lucy and the Ex-Con
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Irving Benson (Irving), Bruce Gordon (Doc Morgan), Vince Howard (Policeman), Wally Cox (Rocky Smith), Larry J. Blake (Bartender)
When Lucy lends a hand to help ex-con Wally get a new start in life, but when she gets him in a tight fix, Lucy goes undercover to prove his innocence.
16 :01x16 - Lucy Goes on Strike
Writer: Al Schwartz, Mel Diamond
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Mary Wickes (Isabel), Whit Bissell (Ted Crystal), John J. Fox (Policeman)
Lucy gets help from her friend Mary Wickes to revolt against Harry's unjust ways and go on strike.
17 :01x17 - Lucy and Carol Burnett
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Carole Cook (2nd Woman), Carol Burnett (Herself), Sean Morgan (Young Man), John Lindesmith (Serviceman), Jerry Rush (Man), Pearl Shear (First Woman), Virginia Hawkins (Lady), Laura Gile (Housewife)
Lucy gets Carol Burnett to appear in the high school play for Kim and Craig, along with Uncle Harry.
18 :01x18 - Lucy and the Great Airport Chase
Writer: Tommy Thompson
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Morgan Jones (Govt. Agent), Sid Haig (Enemy Agent), Walter Janowitz (Scientist), Larry Duran (Enemy Agent), Albert Reed (Paramedic)
Lucy and Harry are chased through an airport by terrorists who believe they are American spies.
19 :01x19 - A Date for Lucy
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Cesar Romero (Tony Rivera), Dick Winslow (Harvey), Barbara Morrison (Agatha Warren), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)
Kim and Craig have found a date for Lucy for the upcoming grand ball. The only problem is that he is a jewel thief.
20 :01x20 - Lucy the Shopping Expert
Writer: Al Schwartz, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: William Lanteau (Sherwood), Irwin Charone (Mr. Garfield), Ernest Sarracino (Mr. Nicoletti)
A day at the supermarket finds Lucy teaching Kim the proper way to shop, how to get into a tiff and nearly getting Craig fired from his job there. Also, a contest involving a search for explosive cans of whipped cream in which they can win $100 is running at the store.
21 :01x21 - Lucy Gets Her Man
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Robert Carson (Buzzy Brock), Victor Buono (Mr. Vermillion), Mary Wickes (Isabel)
Lucy spies on a greeting card writer while working undercover as his secretary.
22 :01x22 - Lucy's Safari
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Janos Prohaska (Gorboona), Howard Keel (Stanley Livingstone)
A trip with Howard Keel in search for the rare gorboona, a cross between a gorilla and a baboon, finds Kim and Craig dressed in native costumes and dancing to lure the prey, Lucy being shot in the behind with a tranquilizer and Uncle Harry causing a rain storm with his dance.
23 :01x23 - Lucy and Tennessee Ernie's Fun Farm
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Rusty Richards (Unknown), The Back Porch Majority (Themselves), Kittie McCue (Unknown), Jet Sharon (Unknown), Tennessee Ernie Ford (Himself), Kathy Beaudine (Unknown), Kyra Carleton (Unknown)
The Unique Employment Agency chooses to do a commercial for Tennessee Ernie Ford who comes to them for an idea to help his failing fun farm. They believe the farm would work better as an amusement park.
24 :01x24 - Lucy Helps Craig Get a Driver's License
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Joseph Mell (3rd Clerk), Ray Kellogg (Policeman), Sid Gould (2nd Clerk), Jack Gilford (Driving Test Examiner), Herkie Styles (1st Clerk)
The day has arrived in which Craig has been waiting for, his 16th birthday which means he can now try for his driver's license. So, at 6am he awakens his family and is ready to get the day going and get his test over with. Lucy decides she will be sitting right behind him in the back seat.
25 :02x01 - Lucy Joins the Air Force Academy (1)
Writer: Gene Thompson
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Roy Roberts (Superintendent), Beverly Garland (Unknown), Frank Marth (Registrar)
A Carter vacation finds Lucy being left behind at the Air Force Academy. She will do anything she can to get Craig admitted into the Academy.
26 :02x02 - Lucy Joins the Air Force Academy (2)
Writer: Gene Thompson
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Roy Roberts (Superintendent)
Still hoping to get Craig interest in the Air Force, Lucy has the family camp out in the area where the cadets are engaged in war games.
27 :02x03 - Lucy and the Indian Chief
Writer: Gene Thompson
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Iron Eyes Cody (Medecine Man), Paul Fix (Indian Chief), Mickey Manners (Indian Guide)
While still on vacation, Lucy finds herself married to an Indian chief, who has given her the state of Utah as a wedding present. Now she must figure out how to get a divorce.
28 :02x04 - Lucy Runs the Rapids
Writer: Gene Thompson
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: George Marshall (Sheriff George), Rob Hughes (Guide)
A night out under the stars and by a flowing river finds Lucy racing down the rapids when the riverbed swallows her up upon her mattress.
29 :02x05 - Lucy and Harry's Tonsils
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Jack Collins (Mr. Phillips), Adele Claire (Nurse Whitton), Paula Stewart (Nurse Dean), Mary Wickes (Nurse Hurlow)
Lucy is made Harry's nurse when he enters a hospital for a tonsillectomy.
30 :02x06 - Lucy and the Andrews Sisters
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Gary Morton (Emcee), John McLaren (Elroy Sherwood), Patty Andrews (Herself)
Kim, Craig and Lucy don the parts of the Andrew Sisters and Bing Crosby, when Patti Andrews comes to the Unique Employment Agency looking for players of these parts for an Andrew Sisters Revival.
31 :02x07 - Lucy's Burglar Alarm
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Guy Marks (Crook), Vanda Barra (Detective Harvey Gaynes), Elliott Reid (Detective Harvey Gaynes)
After losing their TV and $1.19 when their home is robbed, Lucy has Craig create a very successful burglar alarm.
32 :02x08 - Lucy at the Drive-In Movie
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Jackie Joseph (Jackie Berry), Larry J. Blake (Alan Stevens)
Lucy and Harry disguise themselves as hippies to keep an eye on Kim when she goes out on a date with a young bearded man.
33 :02x09 - Lucy and the Used Car Dealer
Writer: David Ketchum, Bruce Shelly
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Milton Berle (Used Car Salesman)
Kim and Craig buy a used car from Uncle Miltie's Used Car lot without a test drive. When they get the vehicle home they decide it is a piece of junk and want a refund. But Uncle Miltie claims he never sold them any car, leading Lucy to scheme to get their money back.
34 :02x10 - Lucy the Cement Worker
Writer: Sam Perrin, George Balzer
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Paul Winchell (French Knife Thrower & Little Old Jeweler)
Lucy disguises herself as a construction worker, complete with a jackhammer when she believes her precious antique ring has been lost in a batch of newly poured cement.
35 :02x11 - Lucy and Johnny Carson
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: George Marshall
Guest star: Sid Gould (Usher), Ed McMahon (Himself), Jim Henaghan (1st Usher), Sid Kane (Waiter), Michael McClay (Usher), Johnny Carson (Himself), DeDe Ball (Woman in Audience), Lawrence Temple (3rd Usher)
When an evening out with Harry turns out to be a free taping of the origin of money, Lucy sneaks into the audience of the Tonight Show. She gets a chance to play "stump the band" and believes her prize was a dinner with Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon, when she sees them dining in the Brown Derby, where she was dining as well and joins them for their meal.
36 :02x12 - Lucy and the Generation Gap
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Jack Baker
Guest star: Leslie McRae (Amazon), Sheila Dehner (Amazon), Leslie Evans (Janet), Tara Glynn (Amazon), Fran Lee (Amazon), Maritz Ko (Amazon), Cecil Gold (Fred), Joanie Webster (Amazon), Victor Sen Yung (Murphy)
Lucy and Harry agree to play parts in Kim and Craig's high school play about the history of the generation gap throughout the ages.
37 :02x13 - Lucy and the Bogie Affair
Writer: Pat McCormick, Jim Mcginn
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Sherry Alberoni (Natalie Schwartz), Lord Nelson (Bogie the Dog), Steve March (Stevie), Debbie Westcott (Debbie), Irwin Charone (Mr. Farnsworth), Jack LaLanne (Himself), Eugene Molnar (Cameraman)
Harry creates a money making scheme when Kim and Craig bring home a stray dog, who gives birth to nine puppies.
38 :02x14 - Lucy Protects Her Job
Writer: Ralph Goodman, Sam Perrin
Director: Danny Dayton
Guest star: Robert Carson (Harry's golf partner), Wanda Clark (Secretary)
Lucy mistakes Harry's idea of hiring an assistant for her because she looks tired, as a hint that he is going to replace her at work. Lucy chooses the most clumsy secretary she can find to prove how superior she really is.
39 :02x15 - Lucy the Helpful Mother
Lucy hires Kim as her new assistant at work, which works out well since she is playing the role of a nutty secretary in a play at school.
40 :02x16 - Lucy and Liberace
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Jack Baker
Guest star: Ben Wrigley (Williams), Liberace (Himself), Paul Winchell (Carlo the Tailor)
Craig is in need of a candelabra from Liberace as an initiation to get into a club. Liberace is more than happy to lend him the candelabra, but his family believes he had stolen the item and they take it on themselves to return it to him.
41 :02x17 - Lucy the Laundress
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Lauren Gilbert (Mr. Michaels), James Hong (Mr. Wong), Rosalind Chao (Linda Chang Wong), Romo Vincent (Customer in Laundry), Bee Tompkins (Secretary), Heather Lee (Sue Chin Wong)
Lucy crashes her car the same day as she had bragged to Craig about having a perfect driving record. As a means to payoff the other victim in the accident, Lucy takes a job in his laundromat, which proves to cause more damage than help.
42 :02x18 - Lucy and Lawrence Welk
Writer: Martin Ragaway
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Lawrence Welk (Himself), Nancy Howard (Secretary), Vivian Vance (Vivian Jones)
Lucy's friend Viv takes up her offer of getting her a date with Lawrence Welk if she ever came to town for a visit. Problem is, Lucy doesn't even know Mr. Welk, and schemes with Mary Jane to replace him with a wax figure and keep Viv glasses away from her.
43 :02x19 - Lucy and Viv Visit Tijuana
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Vivian Vance (Vivian Jones), Don Diamond (Pedro), Don Megowan (Customs Inspector)
Lucy, Viv and Harry are quarantined for 24 hours at customs when they attempt to drive to Tijuana.
44 :02x20 - Lucy and Ann-Margret
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Ann-Margret (Herself), John O'Neill (Walter)
Craig has written a song, "Country Magic," and hopes to get it published. But Lucy has hopes of her own, that Craig will become a doctor instead. While in an elevator he meets Ann-Margaret, who takes a look at his composition and invites Craig to perform it as a duo on her TV special.
45 :02x21 - Lucy and Wally Cox
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Jay Sandrich
Guest star: Harvey Stone (Waiter), Boyd 'Red' Morgan (2nd Stuntman), Chuck Hicks (1st crook), Alan Hale, Jr. (Moose Manley), Wally Cox (Himself), Gil Perkins (1st Stuntman), X Brands (2nd Crook)
Lucy stages a phony robbery of a warehouse to help Wally, the wimpish son of Harry's high school friend, Moose Manley, gain confidence.
46 :02x22 - Lucy and Wayne Newton
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: Danny Dayton
Guest star: Wayne Newton (Himself), Tommy Amato (Tommy), Jerry Newton (Jerry)
The Carter's spend a day on Wayne Newton's ranch after retrieving his lost Shetland pony.
47 :02x23 - Lucy Takes Over
Writer: William Raynor, Myles Wilder
Director: Jay Sandrich
Guest star: Lyle Talbot (Lawyer)
When the family finds an old diary which belonged to Lucy's great grandmother, they discover that Harry's family once borrowed $10 with interest in which they never paid back. Because the total added up to $145,000, Harry turned the business over to Lucy.
48 :02x24 - Lucy and Carol Burnett
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Jay Sandrich
Guest star: Carol Burnett (Herself), Sid Gould (Unknown), Buddy Lewis (Cafeteria Customer), Robert Alda (Himself), Lavelle Roby (Beauty Contestant), Frankie Pine (Beauty Contestant), Harvey Stone (Chef), Tonia Izu (Beauty Contestant)
Lucy and her friend Carol Crowsmyer decide to have a friendly competition in the "Secretary Beautiful Contest."
49 :03x01 - Lucy Meets the Burtons
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Jerry Paris
Guest star: Army Archerd (Himself), Elizabeth Taylor (Herself), Richard Burton (Himself), Brook Williams (Williams), James Bacon (Himself), Marilyn Beck (Herself), Cliff Norton (Sam)
Chaos ensues when Lucy tries on Elizabeth Taylor's huge diamond ring and it gets stuck on her finger.
50 :03x02 - Lucy the Skydiver
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Rhodes Reason (Sam Tolliver), Bill Baldwin (Steve Campbell)
Harry persuades Lucy to take up skydiving in order to drum up publicity for the employment agency.
51 :03x03 - Lucy and Sammy Davis, Jr.
Writer: Milt Josefsberg
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Elliott Reid (Director), Gary Morton (Nightclub Manager), Keith Taylor (Fat Boy), Irwin Charone (Franklin), Joe Jackson Jr. (Assistant), Sammy Davis, Jr. (Himself), Steve March (Bit Boy), Buddy Hackett (Himself)
After Lucy whacks Sammy Davis, Jr. in the nose while opening a door he threatens to sue the employment agency if his nose looks any different for the movie he's filming.
52 :03x04 - Lucy and the Drum Contest
Writer: Martin Ragaway
Director: Jerry Paris
Guest star: Buddy Rich (Himself), Eugene Molnar (Willie), Dick Winslow (Emcee)
Craig decides to enter a drum contest after seeing Buddy Rich perform. Lucy, as usual, nearly manages to screw things up.
53 :03x05 - Lucy the Crusader
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Al Schwartz
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Bob Hastings (Martin Phillips), John J. Fox (Salesman), Carole Cook (Mrs. Kasten), Kathleen Hughes (Mrs. Portnoy), Don Briggs (Huntington), Jerome Cowan (Gary), Charles Nelson Reilly (Elroy Clunk)
Lucy tries to return a defective record player but the store won't accept it back. She then leads a group of consumers against the company's defective products.
54 :03x06 - Lucy, the Coed
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Jack Baker
Guest star: Robert Alda (Dean Butler), Marilyn Maxwell (Gloria), Lisa Pharren (Coed Singer), Cecil Gold (Cecil), Jimmy Bates (Clarence), Kevin Edwards (Norman), Mickie Pollak (Coed Singer), Judy Van Wormer (Coed Singer)
Lucy, Kim, and Craig are featured prominently in a musical variety show about the Roaring 20's held by Harry and his classmates at their reunion.
55 :03x07 - Lucy, the American Mother
Writer: Lou Derman, Larry Rhine
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Boyd 'Red' Morgan (Man #2), Alma Platt (Old Lady), Olive Dunbar (Librarian), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Don Crichton (Steve Bailey), Richard Collier (Library Assistant), Sid Gould (Man #1)
The Carters become self-conscious in front of the camera when Craig films a documentary about them.
56 :03x08 - Lucy's Wedding Party
Writer: Sam Perrin, Ralph Goodman
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Bruce Gordon (Konstantin Kassos), Lyle Talbot (Fred Fox), Sam Chew, Jr. (Joe Androppalos), Paul Picerni (Mandikos), Cynthia Hull (Cleo Menikos)
While Harry is away at a reunion, Lucy borrows his house for a Greek couple's wedding.
57 :03x09 - Lucy Cuts Vincent's Price
Writer: Martin Ragaway
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Tol Avery (Auctioneer), Jack Collins (Curt), Vincent Price (Himself)
Lucy tries to get Vincent Price to appraise a painting she bought at an auction but he mistakes her for an actress auditioning for a part in his latest horror movie.
58 :03x10 - Lucy, the Diamond Cutter
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Al Schwartz
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Mary Wickes (Maid), Ruth McDevitt (Mrs. Whitmark), Wally Cox (guest star)
When Harry gets a contract to have a diamond cut for an eccentric rich woman Lucy must keep the diamond cutter calm so he can do his job.
59 :03x11 - Lucy and Jack Benny's Biography
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Ben Wrigley (Butler), Michael Barbera (Young Jack Benny), Jack Benny (Himself), Florence Lake (Trixie), Louis Quinn (Sailor), George Burns (Himself)
Harry sends Lucy over to Jack Benny's house where she takes notes for his autobiography about significant events in his life.
60 :03x12 - Lucy and Rudy Vallee
Writer: David Ketchum, Bruce Shelly
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Maid), Thomas D. Kenny (Singer), Gloria Wood (Singer), Rudy Vallee (Himself), George Bledsoe (Singer), Marnelle Wright (Singer), Philip Vandervort (Steve), Sue Allen (Singer), Mack MacLean (Singer), Herbie Faye (Luncheon Manager)
Lucy tries to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style with the help of Kim and her rocker friends.
61 :03x13 - Lucy Loses Her Cool
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Ray Singer
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Carol Carroll), Scotty Garrett (Kid), Richard Erdman (Clerk), Art Linkletter (Himself.)
Lucy goes on an audience participation show and is offered the sum of $500 if she can hold her temper for 24 hours. Unknown to her, her friends and family are in on the joke and have been offered $250 if they can make her lose her temper.
62 :03x14 - Lucy, Part-Time Wife
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Ross Martin
Guest star: Jean Wiles (Gertie Rebs), Eddie Quillan (Cab Driver), Carole Cook (Lillian Rylander), William Benedict (Deliveryman)
Harry gets Lucy to pose as his pregnant wife in order to discourage the marital intentions of a former galpal.
63 :03x15 - Lucy and Ma Parker
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Herbert Kenwith
Guest star: Orwin C. Harvey (Customer), Billy Curtis (Herman), Jerry Maren (Mildred), Marc Lawrence (Joe Grapefruit), Boyd 'Red' Morgan (Muggsy), Emile Autuori (Waiter), Harry Hickox (Lt. Hickox), Carole Cook (Ma Parker), Stafford Repp (Halloren)
Lucy poses as female gangleader Ma Parker in order to help the authorities nail a notorious counterfeiter.
64 :03x16 - Lucy Stops a Marriage
Writer: Frank Gill, Jr., Vincent Bogert
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Jayne Meadows (Laura Trenton), Marcel de la Brosse (Waiter)
Lucy mistakenly assumes that Harry is marrying a rich woman for her money and tries to stop the nuptuals.
65 :03x17 - Lucy's Vacation
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Sid Gould (Mr. Hilliard), Parley Baer (Dr. Cunningham), Kimetha Laurie (Jan)
Lucy wants to go to Palm Springs with Kim but she can't go unless she gets fired so she cooks up several outrageous schemes to get Harry to terminate her.
66 :03x18 - Lucy and the 20-20 Vision
Writer: Phil Leslie, George Balzer
Director: Jack Carter
Guest star: Jack Collins (Dr. Proctor), Morreen Gemini (Conklin Twin), Colleen Gemini (Conklin Twin)
Lucy tries to coax Harry into wearing glasses so that she can get a long weekend with her kids in Mexico.
67 :03x19 - Lucy and the Raffle
Writer: Ray Singer, Al Schwartz
Director: Ross Martin
Guest star: Jody Gilbert (Woman), Irwin Charone (3rd Clerk), Robert Foulk (1st Clerk), Florence Lake (Little Old Lady), Sid Gould (2nd Clerk), Larry J. Blake (Man), John J. Fox (2nd Bailiff), Emile Autuori (1st Bailiff), Hayden Rorke (Judge), Vanda Barra (Waitress), Paul Picerni (Frank Williams), Rhodes Reason (Detective Haggerty)
After Kim wins a sports car in a raffle, Lucy insists that she sell it so the Carters decide to hold their own raffle. Lucy, Kim, and Harry then end up getting arrested for gambling.
68 :03x20 - Lucy's House Guest, Harry
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Charles Walters
Guest star: Vince Barnett (Cabbie #1), Herbie Faye (Poker Player #1), Emile Autuori (Poker Player #3), Sid Gould (Cabbie #2), Robert Foulk (Poker Player #2)
Harry moves in with Lucy and Kim while having his house redecorated and proceeds to drive them crazy. Lucy then schemes to drive him out using a marching band and a goat.
69 :03x21 - Lucy and Aladdin's Lamp
Writer: Frank Gill, Jr., Vincent Bogert
Director: Charles Walters
Guest star: Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Robert Foulk (Janitor), George N. Neise (Mr. Frost), William Lanteau (Mr. Minkle)
Lucy finds an old lamp which amazingly grants wishes to all who use it.
70 :03x22 - Lucy and Carol Burnett
Writer: Al Schwartz, Ray Singer
Director: Jack Carter
Guest star: Clarence Landry (High Hatter), Richard Deacon (Harvey Hoople), Johnny Silver (Canadian Mountie), Kay E. Kuter (Canadian Mountie), Carol Burnett (Carol Krausemeyer), Jack Benny (Himself), Sid Gould (Canadian Mountie), Venord Bradley (High Hatter), Mike Wagner (Canadian Mountie), Vanda Barra (Cashier)
Lucy and a pal put on the Hollywood Unemployment Follies after they both lose their jobs.
71 :03x23 - Lucy's Hawaiian Vacation (1)
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg, Al Schwartz
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Vivian Vance (Viv), Robert Alda (Captain McClay), Anita Mann (Wendy), Jean Byron (Mrs. McClay), Maurice Kelly (Sailor)
Lucy decides to work her way to Hawaii as social director on a cruise ship and somehow ends up convincing Harry to purchase tickets for Kim and Craig so that they can accompany her.
72 :03x24 - Lucy's Hawaiian Vacation (2)
Writer: Ray Singer, Milt Josefsberg, Al Schwartz
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Vivian Vance (Viv), Jack Donahue (Dancer), Anita Mann (Wendy), Robert Alda (Captain McClay), Johnny Ukelele (Himself)
Lucy wrecks havoc in her job as a social director on board a cruise ship bound for Hawaii.
73 :04x01 - Lucy and Flip Go Legit
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Flip Wilson (Himself), Kim Hamilton (Jane)
Lucy somehow manages to convince Flip Wilson to play the role of Prissy in a local production of Gone With the Wind.
74 :04x02 - Lucy and the Mountain Climber
Writer: Lou Derman, Larry Rhine
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Tony Randall (Rudy Springer), Janos Prohaska (Black Bear)
Harry's new partner wants to add youth to the agency so to keep her job Lucy bets him that she can beat him at mountain climbing.
75 :04x03 - Lucy and the Italian Bombshell
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Herbie Faye (Burglar), Emile Autuori (Alfredo Colucci), Kaye Ballard (Donna), Sid Gould (Ferguson), Vanda Barra (Saleslady)
Harry worries about his appearance when his Italian former galpal announces she's coming for a visit.
76 :04x04 - Lucy and Mannix are Held Hostage
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Robert Foulk (Policeman), John Doucette (Vernon), Marc Lawrence (Rudy), Mike Connors (Joe Mannix), Vince Howard (Policeman)
Harry hires private eye Joe Mannix to protect Lucy from a gang of robbers but they both end up being held hostage.
77 :04x05 - Lucy and the Astronauts
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Paul Picerni (James Duncan), Byron Morrow (Admiral Haines), Robert Hogan (Captain Frank Perry), Hank Brandt (Col. Dick Matthews), Hal England (Major Jim Dunlap), Sid Gould (Cameraman), Roy Roberts (Dr. Jamison)
Lucy must undergo the decontamination process along with a pair of astronauts when she makes physical contact with them after their spaceship lands.
78 :04x06 - Lucy Makes a Few Extra Dollars
Writer: Phil Leslie, Ralph Goodman
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Gary Morton (Pitchman), Larry J. Blake (Fireman)
After Harry denies Lucy a pay raise, she and Kim try to make him feel guilty.
79 :04x07 - Someone's on the Ski Lift with Dinah
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Mike Howden (Ski Instructor), Dinah Shore (Herself)
On a ski vacation, Lucy gets stuck on a ski lift with Dinah Shore.
80 :04x08 - Lucy and Her All-Nun Band
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Mary Wickes (Sister Paula Carter), Freddy Martin (Himself), Lew Parker (Adams)
Lucy books an all-Nun band to help Harry's sister (who is a nun) with a benefit. She then joins the band herself when the saxophone player becomes ill.
81 :04x09 - Lucy and the Celebrities
Writer: Al Schwartz, Milt Josefsberg
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Jack Benny (Himself), Sid Gould (Studio Guard), Rich Little (Himself)
Lucy gets impressionist Rich Little to help out with a radio campaign by imitating the voices of various celebrities.
82 :04x10 - Won't You Calm Down, Dan Dailey?
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Sid Gould (Sam), Dan Dailey (Himself), Vanda Barra (Vanda)
Lucy goes to work for Dan Dailey and proceeds to drive him bonkers thus leading the entertainer to plead with Harry to take the redhead back at the employment agency.
83 :04x11 - Ginger Rogers Comes to Tea
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: William Lanteau (Spike), Ginger Rogers (Herself)
Harry and Lucy try to return Ginger Rogers' purse to her after she leaves it behind in a theater where she was sitting next to them.
84 :04x12 - Lucy Helps David Frost Go Night-Night
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Sue Taylor (Nancy), Ivor Barry (Producer), David Frost (Himself), Mike Howden (Steward), Rosalind Miles (Stewardess), Tommy Farrell (Sky Marshal)
David Frost hires Lucy to make sure that he gets a good night's sleep while on a Trans-Atlantic flight to England but as usual she makes a complete fiasco of things.
85 :04x13 - Lucy in the Jungle
Writer: Larry Rhine, Lou Derman
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Ben Wrigley (Homer Pomeroy), Lola Fisher (Matilda Pomeroy)
Harry is stressed out and needs a vacation so Lucy amazingly arranges a house swap with a family that lives in the African jungle.
86 :04x14 - Lucy and Candid Camera
Writer: Milt Josefsberg, Al Schwartz
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Bank Teller), James Millhollin (Ponsonby), Robert Carson (Police Sergeant), Peter Leeds (1st Cop), Paul Sorenson (2nd Cop), Maurice Kelly (Bank Teller), Fred Festinger (Bank Guard), Allen Funt (Himself)
The Carters believe they are on Candid Camera but in reality they are assisting in a robbery courtesy of a villain who's a dead ringer for Allen Funt.
87 :04x15 - Lucy's Lucky Day
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Billy Sands (Larson), Dick Patterson (Dick Dunkirk)
Appearing on a game show, Lucy can win a $1,000 prize if she can train a chimpanzee to do a trick in one week's time.
88 :04x16 - Lucy's Bonus Bounces
Writer: Martin Ragaway
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Connie), Parley Baer (Dr. Cunningham), Paul Picerni (William McPherson)
On the advice of his psychiatrist, Harry gives Lucy a raise. She's so shocked that she begins following him because she thinks he's hiding something.
89 :04x17 - Lucy and the Little Old Lady
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Helen Hayes (Mrs. Brady), Hank Brandt (John Muldoon)
Lucy and Kim believe that the little old lady whom they just took into their home might be a con artist after she sells Harry some real estate.
90 :04x18 - Lucy and the Chinese Curse
Writer: Martin Ragaway
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Larry J. Blake (Sam), Sid Gould (Fred), Keye Luke (Chinese Man), Tommy Farrell (Reporter), Walter Smith (Policeman), Vanda Barra (Sally)
When Lucy saves the life of a Chinese man, he becomes indebted to her according to custom. But when he proceeds to drive her and Kim crazy, they seek to rectify things.
91 :04x19 - Lucy's Replacement
Writer: Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Philip Vandervort (Joe Hackley), R. G. Brown (Conrad)
Lucy's job at the employment agency is made obsolete by a computer so Harry lets her go. She and Kim then scheme to get her job back by making the computer obsolete.
92 :04x20 - Kim Moves Out
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Tim Matheson (Peter Sullivan)
Kim decides to move out of the house after Lucy begins cramping her style.
93 :04x21 - Lucy Sublets the Office
Writer: George Balzer, Sam Perrin
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Richard Deacon (Loan Officer), Wally Cox (Thomas Tucker)
Promoted to office manager, Lucy tries to save money by subletting half the office to a toymaker.
94 :04x22 - Lucy's Punctured Romance
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Orwin C. Harvey (Fireman), Sid Gould (Fireman), Bob Cummings (Bob Collins), Larry J. Blake (Fire Chief), Billy Sands (Larson)
Harry and Kim decide to break up Lucy's latest romance because they suspect her new fella is a womanizing playboy.
95 :04x23 - With Viv As a Friend, Who Needs an Enemy?
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vivian Vance (Vivian Jones), Sid Gould (Sam), Vanda Barra (Vanda)
Old pal Viv shows up in California for a surprise visit and ends up taking Lucy's job at the employment agency.
96 :04x24 - Kim Finally Cuts You-Know-Who's Apron Strings
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Alan Oppenheimer (Uncle Herb), Lloyd Battista (Ronnie Cumberland), Susan Tolsky (Sue)
Kim moves into her own apartment but must deal with wacky neighbors and horny men.
97 :05x01 - Lucy's Big Break
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Lloyd Bridges (Dr. Paul Murray), Mary Wickes (Nurse Ogilvy), Vanda Barra (Vanda), Sid Gould (Sam), June Whitley Taylor (Mrs. Foster), Alan Oppenheimer (Dr. Parker)
Lucy breaks her leg and winds up in the hospital, garnering her sympathy from her friends and co-workers. But being in the hospital is very boring, so when a handsome doctor visits the patient in the next bed, Lucy hatches a scheme to lure that doctor over to visit her. But he catches on, and concocts a scheme of his own...
98 :05x02 - Lucy and Eva Gabor Are Hospital Roomies
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Eva Gabor (Herself), Mary Wickes (Nurse Ogilvy)
Lucy becomes jealous of her new hospital roommate, admitted for a suspected broken foot. That roommate is Eva Gabor, who draws the attention of everyone in the hospital. Irritated, Lucy makes Eva's hospital stay miserable.
99 :05x03 - Harrison Carter, Male Nurse
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Vanda), Sid Gould (Sam)
Lucy escapes hospital confinement and returns home, but still needs help. Her friends agree, but find themselves drawn away by other commitments, leaving her Uncle Harry to play twenty-four hour-a-day home nurse, a job he soon finds taxing...
100 :05x04 - A Home Is Not An Office
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Vanda), Philip Vandervort (Tommy), Sid Gould (Carpet Cleaner), Susan Tolsky (Miss Quigley), Robert Carson (Officer Harlow)
Harry finds himself unable to run his office without Lucy; every one of the replacements he hires has even less experience! So he solves the problem by moving the office to Lucy's house, so she can work! Lucy, of course, doesn't want him there and tries various schemes to dislodge him, all of which fail. Finally, the police intervene...
101 :05x05 - Lucy and Joe Namath
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Dick Patterson (Coach Hennessey), Joe Namath (Himself), Kenny Endoso (Jimmy)
When Lucy's son Craig returns home from college, a football coach spots him and decides he just might be quarterback material. But Lucy doesn't want Craig playing a sport she believes is too dangerous, so the coach sends a special emissary to convince the reluctant Lucy...
102 :05x06 - The Case of the Reckless Wheelchair Driver
Writer: Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Harry Hickox (Second Policeman), Robert Foulk (Police Sergeant), Jesse White (Hickey), Ed Hall (First Policeman), Jimmy Bates (Billy Joe Jackson), Rosalind Miles (Waitress)
Lucy's wheelchair knocks over a bystander - who promptly sues her for $100,000, claiming an injury that makes it hard for him to work and even to get around. But is he on the level? Lucy's friend Kim doesn't think so, and hatches a plan to prove it.
103 :05x07 - Lucy, the Other Woman
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Herbie Faye (Lester Butkus), Totie Fields (Poopsie)
"Poopsie," the wife of the milkman, becomes convinced that Lucy and her husband are having an affair, and throws him out of the house. Lucy, Kim and Harry work to reunite the troubled pair.
104 :05x08 - Lucy and Petula Clark
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Tommy Farrell (Paul), Petula Clark (Herself), Doris Singleton (Miss Perkins)
Petula Clark needs an assistant to help her prepare for a recording session and handle her pregnancy; Lucy snares the assignment for herself, and promptly makes a hash of it, overprotecting the singer and threatening the session - until she accidently winds up making a valuable contribution.
105 :05x09 - Lucy and Jim Bailey
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Adele Claire (Woman), Jim Bailey (Himself), Sam Yorty (Himself)
Lucy arranges for Phyllis Diller to entertain a Chamber of Commerce charity function, but Phyllis loses her voice in the eleventh hour, forcing Kim to improvise.
106 :05x10 - Lucy and Dirty Gertie
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Johnny Silver (Benny), Craig Stevens (Lieutenant Egan), Ed Hall ("Numbers" Smith), Sid Gould (Delivery Man), John Harmon ("Moose" Murdock), Bruce Gordon (Rocky), Larry J. Blake (Passerby), Hal Smith (Max)
Lucy cleans out her fireplace, making herself dirty in the process. Then, still filthy, she delivers a crate of apples to her beauty parlor. En route, a criminal mistakes her for "Dirty Gertie" who is his good luck charm, and gives her a hundred dollars for one apple! The police realize they may have a way to put an end to a criminal career, with a little help from Lucy.
107 :05x11 - Lucy and Donny Osmond
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Eve Plumb (Patricia Carter), Milton Frome (Henry, the Waiter), Jack Manning (Mr. Walters), Ivor Barry (French Chef), Donny Osmond (Himself)
Lucy and Kim take their twelve year old cousin Patricia to a Donny Osmond concert. Donny misinterprets Kim's attempts to get an autograph for Pat, and develops a crush on her that leads him to commit himself to a charity function. When Kim realizes the truth, she must set the record straight.
108 :05x12 - Lucy and Her Prince Charming
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Ricardo Montalban (Prince Phillip Gregory Hennepin)
Prince Hennepin has come to America looking for a wife, and he has hired the Unique Employment Agency to help him. But his eye comes to rest on Lucy herself, and his promise of a quarter million dollar reward has Harry scheming to convince his niece to accept the proposal!
109 :05x13 - My Fair Buzzi
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Hal England (Mr. Greenway), Ruth Buzzi (Annie Whipple)
Kim's friend Annie wants a part in a new drama club show, so Kim arranges for her to receive a makeover, and then discovers that the director liked her better as she was before!
110 :05x14 - Lucy and the Group Encounter
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Kurt Kasznar (Dr. Henderson), Sid Gould (Male Hippie), Romo Vincent (George), Reta Shaw (Rita Forrester), Vanda Barra (Female Hippie)
Lucy and Harry bicker more than usual, prompting their friend Mary Jane to suggest a visit to a group therapist. He suggests they switch office roles to get a better feel for each other's responsibilities.
111 :05x15 - Lucy Is Really In a Pickle
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Dick Patterson (Steve Thompson)
An ad agency wants to hire a young woman with an "ordinary face" for a commercial, so the agency places Lucy herself. Then the agency changes the ad to one with music, requiring Lucy to dance - which she cannot yet do as her broken leg has not fully mended. Finally, Harry comes up with a solution...
112 :05x16 - Lucy Goes on Her Last Blind Date
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Ralph James (Luigi), Don Knotts (Ben Fletcher), Sid Gould (Sam), Vanda Barra (Vanda)
Harry's cousin Ben Fletcher visits, and insists on a date with Lucy. Harry pushes her into it, and when he discovers his cousin is rich, pushes even harder. But Lucy's not interested, so she plots to rid herself of the unwelcome companionship.
113 :05x17 - Lucy and Her Genuine Twimby
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: William Lanteau (Edgar Kinkaid), Bob Cummings (Robert Henning)
Lucy shops for antiques, and selects a reproduction of an antique chair. But the owner mistakenly sells her the extremely valuable original antique! When he realizes this, he sets out to recover it, an operation that involves romancing an unsuspecting Lucy.
114 :05x18 - Lucy Goes to Prison
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Roy Roberts (Warden Maginetti), Joyce Jameson (Prisoner), Jody Gilbert (Matron Wilson), Queenie Smith (Prisoner (Helen)), Elsa Lanchester (Mumsie Westcott)
Lucy's after a big reward, so she goes to prison! There she must obtain information from another inmate, but she has no luck until she manages to ply the woman with alcohol!
115 :05x19 - Lucy and the Professor
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Murray Matheson (Professor Dietrich), John Davidson (Professor John Kleindorf), Irwin Charone (Dean Phillips)
Lucy learns that Kim is dating a college professor, and immediately assumes the man is cradle robbing! She goes to the campus and on seeing an older man makes a perhaps predictable assumption. Then she begins to plan how she'll demand Kim end the relationship!
116 :05x20 - Lucy and the Franchise Fiasco
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Sid Gould (Sam), Clint Young (Drunk), Lola Fisher (Mrs. Archer Fleetwood III)
Lucy, Harry and Mary Jane purchase a custard franchise. Lucy eventually drives off the employees, and Mary Jane must return to her regular job. That leaves Harry and Lucy to run the custard stand by themselves. Their efforts quickly go south...
117 :05x21 - Lucy and Harry's Pot
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Orwin C. Harvey (Ceramic Store Employee), Jack Manning (Mr. Hubble)
Lucy breaks a keepsake vase Harry's previous secretary made for him. She decides the best approach is a replacement, so she takes a ceramics class to learn how.
118 :05x22 - The Not So Popular Mechanics
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Robert Rockwell (Jack Scott)
Lucy and Mary Jane attend an automobile mechanics class so that Lucy can date the professor. But when Uncle Harry buys an antique Rolls Royce that needs work, and Lucy cannot reach her repairman boyfriend, she decides that she and Mary Jane can repair the car themselves, with predictable results...
119 :05x23 - Goodbye, Mrs. Hips
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Vanda Barra (Vanda), Sid Gould (Sam, the Waiter), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)
Lucy and her friends struggle to stay on their diet - an effort made Herculean by the presence of Harry's gourmet feast in Lucy's refrigerator!
120 :05x24 - Lucy and Harry's Memoirs
Harry sells his business. Lucy and Harry pack up the office, and reminisce about their lives, good and bad. As they talk, they wind up downing an entire magnum of champagne...
121 :06x01 - Lucy and Danny Thomas
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Hans Conried (William Barkley), Robert Whitney (3rd Bidder), Shirley Anthony (2nd Bidder), Danny Thomas (Danny Gallupi), Sid Gould (1st Bidder)
Lucy takes up painting, and winds up meeting a talented artist named Danny Gallupi. He explains that his work will only be valuable after he dies, so Lucy concocts a scheme to fake his death so that his work will be valuable right away.
122 :06x02 - The Big Game
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Cliff Norton (Detective Billy), Sid Gould (Man), Frank Coghlan, Jr. (First Fan), Robert Foulk (Second Fan), Jerry Jones (Officer), Eugene Molnar (Usher), James E. Brodhead (Tilford), Al Checco (Detective Bobby), Tom Kelly (Game Announcer), O. J. Simpson (Himself)
Harry books O. J. Simpson to speak at the Beverly Hills Chamber of Commerce. That nets him some football tickets, but when he tries to sell the ones he doesn't need, he gets arrested for scalping!
123 :06x03 - Lucy, the Peacemaker
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Steve Lawrence (Himself), Eydie Gorme (Herself)
Steve Lawrence and Eydie Gormé both contact the agency looking for domestics. It seems they've had a terrible fight and have separated. Lucy tries to bring them back together, but only makes the situation worse.
124 :06x04 - Lucy the Wealthy Widow
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Jay Fletcher (Bank Teller), Ed McMahon (Ed McCallister), Orwin C. Harvey (Bank Teller), Sid Gould (Telephone Man), Tommy Farrell (Bank Teller), Henry Beckman (Truck Driver)
Lucy wants a loan to modernize the Unique Employment Agency. She's sure the only way she can persuade the bank to loan her money is to act like she doesn't need any money, so she enlists Kim and Harry to pretend to be her servants!
125 :06x05 - The Bow-Wow Boutique
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Andy Albin (Joe), Eve McVeagh (Woman With Dog), Jonathan Hole (Mr. Dinwitty), Sid Gould (Sid), Bob Williams (Himself)
Harry purchases a pet shop, strictly as an investment, and quickly drives away the employees, forcing him to reply on Lucy and Kim. He warns them to take good care of dog trainer Bob Williams, a potential buyer.
126 :06x06 - Lucy Gives Eddie Albert the Old Song and Dance
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Jerry Hausner (Jimmy), Doris Singleton (Secretary), Eddie Albert (Himself), Vanda Barra (Vanda)
A woman who looks like Lucy has been harassing stars including Rock Hudson and Eddie Albert. So when Lucy tries to get Eddie to appear at a charity function, he jumps to the wrong conclusion.
127 :06x07 - Lucy's Tenant
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Jackie Coogan (Kermit Boswell), Rhodes Reason (Keith Davidson), Reta Shaw (Mrs. Witherspoon), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)
Lucy elects to rent out Kim's room, but her first tenant, Kermit, proves annoying. She schemes to rid herself of Kermit, first faking a love interest and finally convincing Harry to play her long lost husband to get Kermit to break the lease.
128 :06x08 - Lucy and Andy Griffith
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Andy Griffith (Andy Johnson), Hank Stohl (Henry), Randall Carver (Teenager), Sid Gould (Policeman), Dave Stuart (Singer), Marvin Robinson (Singer), Robert Whitney (Bill Adams), Ricky Kelman (Teenager)
Lucy falls hard for Andy Johnson, a man who works with "wayward" youth. But Kim isn't sure he's on the level, so she disguises herself as the sort of person he'd want to help, to test him.
129 :06x09 - Lucy and Joan Rivers Do Jury Duty
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Burt Mustin (Juror), Hank Brandt (Bailiff), Judd Lawrence (Juror), James E. Brodhead (Jury Foreman Miller), Joan Rivers (Herself), Sid Gould (Juror), Savannah Bentley (Juror)
Lucy draws jury duty, and much like the trial in "Twelve Angry Men," deliberations boil down to a lone dissenter - Lucy! Joan Rivers plays another of the jurors.
130 :06x10 - Tipsy Through the Tulips
Guest star: Foster Brooks (David Benton Miller), Jack Collins (Harry's accountant)
Lucy needs more money precisely when Harry decides to cut costs, so she takes a second job: she hires out to a mystery writer who must finish a novel. Her job? Keep him sober so he can do it. But the man has caches of booze hidden everywhere and Lucy finds it hard to keep up - especially after she's shared "just one" with the soused author, just one too many times.
131 :06x11 - The Carters Meet Frankie Avalon
Writer: Bob O'Brien, Seaman Jacobs, Fred S. Fox
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Robert Whitney (Man), Bill Lee (Singer), Robert Hogan (Waiter), Sid Gould (Maitre d'), Frankie Avalon (Himself), Jerry Fogel (Emcee), Vic Glazer (Stage Manager)
When the Carters go to see Frankie Avalon perform, Kim gets invited on stage to perform with him. That earns her an invitation to enter an amateur's contest, and Lucy begins scheming about how to win it... with a ringer!
132 :06x12 - Harry Catches Gold Fever
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: J. Pat O'Malley (Jed Tankley), Janos Prohaska (Black Bear)
Harry purchases land by pretending to be an environmentalist. He believes there's gold on that land, and enlists Lucy to help him find it, but all they find instead is bear trouble...
133 :06x13 - Lucy and Chuck Connors Have a Surprise Slumber Party
Writer: Bob Carroll, Jr., Madelyn Davis
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Sid Gould (Sticks), Robert Whitney (Film crewman), Chuck Connors (Himself), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Ryan MacDonald (Jerry Thompson), Walter Smith (Propman), Sidney Clute (Lt. Turner), Buddy Lewis (Greg)
Harry rents Lucy's home to a movie production company. She makes a pest of herself and the film crew banishes her. She returns later, confident that they've finished, and unaware that star Chuck Connors is asleep in her bed.
134 :06x14 - Lucy Plays Cops and Robbers
Guest star: Al Lewis (Lionel Barker), Mary Wickes (Violet Barker), Gary Crosby (Officer Riggs), Dick Sargent (Officer Spencer), Gino Conforti (Burgler)
Local burglaries prompt Lucy to propose a neighborhood watch. But she begins to see crooks around every corner and behind every tree, prompting her to call the police... too many times. So naturally, when she's trapped in her home by a real burglar, the police don't take her call seriously...
135 :06x15 - Lucy is a Bird Sitter
Guest star: Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Arte Johnson (Osbird Beechman Place)
Harry, in support of the city's zoo, agrees to care for a rare New Guinea bird until it can be united with its mate. The tropical animal requires a lot of heat, so when Harry's furnace fails, he enlists Lucy to care for the bird, which she promptly loses...
136 :06x16 - Meanwhile, Back at the Office
Guest star: Don Porter (Ken Richards), John Wheeler (Mr. Blake), David Morick (Detective), George Chandler (Winston Shelby), Billy Sands (Billy)
Harry decides to sell his agency to Ken Richards, who retains Lucy as his secretary. But then Harry discovers that he's miserable and realizes it's because he needs to run the Unique Employment Agency! Lucy schemes to get her new boss to sell the agency back to her old boss.
137 :06x17 - Lucy is N.G. as an R.N.
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Coby Ruskin
Guest star: Roy Roberts (Dr. Honeycutt), Al Checco (Dr. Crawford), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis)
Lucy must cancel her convention trip to care for her uncle Harry, who has a bad knee, for Kim who has a bad cold, for Mary Jane who has a pair of broken hands, and for Harry the Cat, who is about to have her kittens! The job proves more than Lucy can safely handle...
138 :06x18 - Lucy, the Sheriff
Guest star: John Craig (Rusty), Orwin C. Harvey (Jake), Ross Elliott (Chuck Stewart), Florence Halop (Old Woman), Cliff Osmond (Clyde Thomas), Boyd 'Red' Morgan (Charlie), Mary Wickes (Clara Simpson)
The small town of Cartridge Belt, Montana discovers that Lucy Carter is a descendant of a sheriff from departed days, Flora Belle Orcutt. So they ask her to visit for a planned celebration during which she'll be the acting sheriff for a week. Tough luck that some real crooks choose that week to knock over the bank...
139 :06x19 - Milton Berle is the Life of the Party
Guest star: James Joyce (Bill McCormick), John Calvin (Bob Morer), Sid Gould (Sam), Vanda Barra (Vanda), Milton Berle (Himself)
Milton Berle offers an appearance as a charity auction prize. When Lucy's friends tell her she throws boring parties, she decides to throw an exciting party, and to that end, bids on Berle's services - which she wins for just $7.50!
140 :06x20 - Mary Jane's Boyfriend
Writer: Fred S. Fox, Seaman Jacobs
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Cliff Norton (Walter Butley), Mary Jane Croft (Mary Jane Lewis), Roy Rowan (Man), John Gabriel (Jack Thomas)
Mary Jane goes to charm school, figuring with a few lessons she can snag a boyfriend. And she does - until he meets Lucy! Lucy must figure a way to send him packing, and must decide what to tell Mary Jane about it...
141 :06x21 - Lucy and Phil Harris Strike Up the Band
Guest star: Phil Harris (Himself), Marl Young (Himself), Tommy Farrell (Manager)
Lucy learns that Phil Harris wants to form a new orchestra. Sensing an opportunity, she gathers many unemployed musicians, clients of the Unique Employment Agency, and presents them to Phil, who hires them. Because a lot of them are minorities, Phil looks good - until some women realize none of their gender are counted among the new orchestra! Harris solves that problem by hiring Lucy herself as a vocalist!
142 :06x22 - Lucy Carter Meets Lucille Ball
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Doris Singleton (Secretary), Tom Kelly (Tom), Lucille Ball (Herself), Gary Morton (Himself), Carole Cook (Cynthia Duncan)
Lucy enters a contest - the winner will be the person who most looks like... Lucille Ball! It's part of a promotion; when both Lucy and her daughter Kim reach the finals, they must imitate Lucille Ball's look from Mame and sing a commerical jingle.
143 :06x23 - Where is My Wandering Mother Tonight?
Writer: Madelyn Davis, Bob Carroll, Jr.
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Cindy Barnes (Cindy), Brian Cutler (Brian), Jack Donohue (Dirty Jack)
Lucy is lonely, so Harry has Kim invite her over. But after she arrives, she overhears Kim tell a friend that her mother is "in the way," so Lucy manufactures an excuse to leave, and then disappears so thoroughly that her daughter starts to worry!
144 :06x24 - Lucy Fights the System
Writer: Bob O'Brien
Director: Jack Donohue
Guest star: Mary Treen (Mary Winters), Eddie Quillan (Jackson), John J. Fox (Charlie), Buddy Lewis (Second Male Diner), Ernest Sarracino (Tony), Jack Collins (Harvey Stevens), Vanda Barra (First Lady Diner), Barbara Morrison (Third Lady Diner), Sid Gould (First Male Diner), Larry J. Blake (Franklin), Harry Holcombe (Third Male Diner)
A waitress comes to the agency looking for work, after her boss fired her for being too old. Lucy decides to teach the restaurateur a lesson, and sends Kim to replace the waitress. Armed with phony credentials and Lucy's schemes, Kim drives the owner to distraction with odd ideas and poor customer service.