Featured Song Lyrics

Angela's Audition for Leena

I'm not the girl you thought I was
No, I'm just the girl you want me wish was not was were
Thou must thinkith I'm was not once what was not for the girl

If You Were a Car (Walter as Mrs. Maloney)

If you were a car instead of a boy
You’d have headlights instead of eyes
And tires instead of feet
If you were a car instead of a boy
You’d have- (curtain falls, cuts him off)

Stay Home Tonight (Melissa as Noodles)

(sing-talking)
No I don't have a date tonight but thanks for asking, Leena
I've been working out to try to trim these bulging thighs
But the results don't seem to be lasting, Leena
I might as well stay home tonight and eat myself some pies
Eat myself some pies

I'll Race (McGuirk as Quick Rick)

I’ll race, to feel the wind in my face
And I’ll race, to feel alive
And I’ll race, to feel like I own this place
And I’ll race until I die
And I’ll race against the other racers
And I’ll race with one big shout
And I’ll race against the clock
And I’ll race against myself
And I’ll race
And I’ll race

Ah-ooooooooh...RACE!

Alone in a Leather (Shannon as Maloney)

I’d be the big shot there on the cell block
But I’m too cool to get caught
I’d be the genius there on the campus
But I’m too smart to be taught

I’ll be the tough guy, handing out black eyes
Using my fists forever
I’ll be the cool cat, leading the brat pack
Living alone in a leather

Me alone in a leather (me alone in a leather)
Me alone in a leather
Me alone in a leather
Me alone in a leather

I'll Race (Reprise) (Coach McGuirk)

Lyrics same as previously written