Featured Song Lyrics

Wizard's Introduction

I’m a wizard wizard a wizard wizard a wizard man!
I’m a wizard wizard a wizard wizard a wizard man!
Electricity shoots from my finger...nails!
Electricity shoots from my finger...nails!
I’m a wizard wizard a wizard wizard a wizard man!
I’ll melt your brains,
A wizard wizard wizard man am I!

I Am a Cow

Moo moo moo moo
Moo moo moo...

Moo moo moo!
Moo moo moo!
I am a cow!
Moo moo moo!
I have bells!
Moo moo moo!
I am a cow!

(Jason)
I milk the cows
That’s my only job
And I fear the wizard
He should be impeached
I hate my job
But that’s a different story
I have a weird relationship with a cow

I Am a Baker

I am a baker
And today is my birthday
And I just turned one years old
And I’m very cold
'Cause I just found out
I’m a baker man
And I live inside a baking can
With soft and pretty
Baker’s hands
And I’m also...something

Hungry Wizard

Now the wizard is hungry
Make some pies
Make them for me

Brendon: Yes my master that sounds good, please don’t kill me.
Melissa: I will give you milk!
Brendon: Thank you!
Jason: I’ll do the milking!
Brendon: Uh thank you!
Jason: You’re welcome!
Brendon: Hey, here’s some pies...lets have a
Everyone: Pie fight! Pie fight, pie fight!