First aired: Sep/23/2003
Writer: Chris Henchy, Marco Pennette
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: Lillian Adams (Fan), Matt Gallant (Tabloid Photographer #1), Asante Jones (Photographer #2), Smalls (Security Guard), Brody Hutzler (Movie Star), Evan Saucedo (Jimmy), Rickey Butler (Mark), Aaron Fors (Brian), Bob Goen (Himself)

First aired: Sep/30/2003
Writer: Carol Leifer
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: Jeremy Rowley (Busboy), Sean Smith (Waiter), Jimmy Kimmel (Himself), Jim Belushi (Leslie Buren)

First aired: Oct/07/2003
Writer: Chris Henchy, Marco Pennette
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: Michelle Anne Johnson (Woman at Party), James Stellos (Man at Party), Ashley Brown (Gabby), Rickey Butler (Mark), Deeonna Lanay (Stella), Aaron Fors (Brian), Suzanne Cryer (Molly)

First aired: Oct/14/2003
Writer: Jack Burditt
Director: John Fortenberry
Guest star: Keith Valcourt (Assistant), Steve Kmetko (Himself)

First aired: Oct/21/2003
Writer: Bryan Behar, Steve Baldikoski
Director: John Fortenberry
Guest star: Emory Livers III (Guy #2), Mykel Shannon Jenkins (Attendant), Mo (Guy #1), Will Schaub (Mitch), Dylan Neal (John)

First aired: Oct/28/2003
Writer: Jack Burditt
Director: Philip Charles MacKenzie
Guest star: Craig Zimmerman (Derek), Mike Grief (Cookie), Jenni Pulos (Bag Lady), Robert Englund (Leonard Heckman), Benton Jennings (Man)

First aired: Nov/11/2003
Writer: Nancy Steen
Director: Shelley Jensen
Guest star: Peri Gilpin (Herself (playing Alex Young in Documentary)), Rachel Andersen (Reporter), John Vickery (Matt St. John), Bob Goen (Himself), Dorie Barton (Wendy), Steven Weber (Kyle Britton), Victor Alfieri (Ramon)

First aired: Nov/18/2003
Writer: Bryan Behar, Steve Baldikoski
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: Jack Kehler (Ed), Kennedy Noel (Young Cheri), Alexandria Deberry (Young Alex), Brian Doyle-Murray (Suds), Ana Gasteyer (Bonnie)

First aired: Nov/25/2003
Writer: April Pesa
Director: Robby Benson
Guest star: Susan Sullivan (Rosalyn), Betty White (Herself), Ossie Mair (Doctor)

First aired: Dec/23/2003
Writer: Jack Burditt
Director: Robby Benson
Guest star: Hayden Adams (Director (Roger)), Evan Saucedo (Jimmy), Aaron Fors (Brian), Ashley Brown (Gabby), Gabby Soleil (Shelly), Dorie Barton (Wendy)

First aired: Jan/06/2004
Writer: Nancy Steen
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: Hayden Adams (Director (Roger)), Amanda Swisten (Actress), Tami-Adrian George (Janice Warren), Kristen Wiig (Kristy), Kimberly Quinn (Laura Malone), Bob Guiney (Bob)

First aired: Jan/13/2004
Writer: Jack Burditt
Director: John Fortenberry
Guest star: Jacqueline Castro (Maid), Deji Olasimbo (A.D.), Alyson Stoner (Dylan Cassidy), Penny Marshall (Herself)

First aired: Jan/27/2004
Writer: Bryan Behar, Steve Baldikoski
Director: Ted Wass
Guest star: E. J. Callahan (Bartender), Duane Whitaker (Bouncer (Skinny)), Dave Allen (Horse Wrangler), Brian Palermo (Clerk), Jack Kehler (Ed), Amy Pietz (Samantha)

First aired: Feb/10/2004
Writer: Chris Henchy, Marco Pennette
Director: Shelley Jensen
Guest star: Anne Bellamy (Margaret), Brooke Shields (Ivy Tyler), John O'Leary (Gabe), Mark Ankeny (Director), Chris Henchy (Contestant), Brian Unger (Reporter), Jeanette Miller (Lillian), Keegan-Michael Key (Orderly), Fred Pinkard (Leo)

First aired: Feb/17/2004
Writer: Lenny Ripps, Nancy Steen
Director: Shelley Jensen
Guest star: Nancy Steen (Bonnie), Matthew Jones (Waiter), Alec Mapa (Henry Liu), Joan Rivers (Herself), Melissa Rivers (Herself), Peter Dinklage (Elliot Rosen), Eileen Galindo (Soledad), Marissa Tait (Nicole)

First aired: Feb/24/2004
Writer: Jack Burditt
Director: Shelley Jensen
Guest star: Marlee Matlin (Herself), Joan Rivers (Herself), Cybill Shepherd (Suzanne), Peter Dinklage (Elliot Rosen), Mitch Silpa (Naked Man), Smalls (Security Guard)

First aired: Mar/02/2004
Writer: Steve Baldikoski, Bryan Behar
Director: Shelley Jensen
Guest star: Cybill Shepherd (Suzanne), Burt Young (Himself), Mary Gross (Donna Kincade), Emalee Burditt (Emily), Adam Tomei (Oscar Presenter), Shaun Robinson (Herself), Steve Hytner (Curt Meyers)

First aired: Mar/16/2004
Writer: Donald Todd
Director: John Fortenberry
Guest star: Bob Goen (Himself), Craig Welzbacher (Director), Eric Payne (Asistant Director), Dorie Barton (Wendy), Jack Kehler (Ed), Mark Valley (Jack Campbell)

First aired: Mar/30/2004
Writer: Marsh McCall
Director: John Fortenberry
Guest star: Arden Myrin (Girl), Dawn Didawick (Secretary (Janice)), Harry Groener (Principal Marvin Talbot), Tia Riebling (Woman), Philip Marlatt (Trevor McNun), Deeonna Lanay (Stella), Ashley Brown (Gabby), Evan Saucedo (Jimmy), Paul F. Tompkins (Guy), Jonathan Slavin (Therapist)

First aired: Apr/06/2004
Writer: Brad Walsh, Paul Corrigan
Director: Arlene Sanford
Guest star: Ashley Brown (Gabby), Shaughn Buchholz (Groom), Marisa Theodore (Bride), Debra Wilson (Brenda), Dorie Barton (Wendy), Jack Kehler (Ed), Dave Foley (Principal Ken Harris), Amy Pietz (Samantha), Wayne Knight (Kevin)

First aired: Apr/20/2004
Writer: Hugh Webber
Director: Joe Regalbuto
Guest star: Armando Cosio (Gardener), Brian Wedlake (Sailor), Emalee Burditt (Emily), Samm Levine (Rodney), Andrew Leeds (Joel), Amy Pietz (Samantha), Peter Dinklage (Elliot Rosen)

First aired: Apr/27/2004
Writer: Paul Corrigan, Brad Walsh
Director: Marco Pennette
Guest star: Krista Allen (Jennifer), Harry Van Gorkum (Michael Barrett), Nick Lachey (Tyler Vance), Christina Cindrich (Julie), Albie Selznick (Reporter)