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Season 1 |
| 1 :01x01 - Pilot (Sep/26/2003) | | Sixteen-year-old Joan Girardi and her family have recently moved to the town of Arcadia, Maryland. One day, she encounters a boy of about her own age who makes an extremely outrageous claim: that he is God. He gives her a simple assignment: get a job. Meanwhile, her father, Will Girardi, is investigating a serial killer. | | Guest Stars: Ivonne Coll (1) as Marlene, Justin Scot as Officer Eicher, Ruth Silveira as Patti, Kimberly Kevon Williams as Elyse, Billy Mayo as Desk Sergeant Drake, Dee Nelson as Mrs. Dorsett, Larkin Campbell as Man in Army Boots, Spencer Redford as Leslie, Noah Bean as Officer Osborne, Lyne Odums as Cafeteria Woman (God), Kris Lemche as Cute Boy (God), David Burke (1) as Father Ken Mallory, Morocco Omari as Prinicipal Chadwick, Erik Palladino as Lt. Michael Daghlian, Patrick Breen as Sammy, Deborah Theaker as Mrs. Marx, Stephi Lineburg as Sophie | Directors: James Hayman, Jack Bender Writer: Barbara Hall | | Songs: Melissa Ritter -- Bizarre, (Instrumental) -- Concerto for Clarinet, Sinead O'Connor -- I Believe In You, Kit Hain -- I Don't Know What It Is, Amy Fairchild -- Kryie & Gloria, 3 Doors Down -- Kryptonite, Katy Rose -- Overdrive, David Loring -- Run, Morphic Field -- There's A Love, Avril Lavigne -- Tomorrow | | | |
| 2 :01x02 - The Fire and the Wood (Oct/03/2003) | | For her second assignment, God tells Joan to enroll in the advance placement chemistry class. Meanwhile, Will runs into difficulty, particularly from the obstinate district attorney, during an arson investigation. | | Guest Stars: Louan Gideon as Val Wyatt, Roark Critchlow as TV Anchorman (God), David Grammer as Carl Rove, Garrett Runck as Rumpled Boy, Conor O'Farrell (1) as Fire Chief Thomas Wyatt, Derek Morgan as Lt. Roy Roebuck, James Martin Kelly (1) as Sweeper Driver (God), Robert Clendenin as Linesman (God), John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, Tiffany DuPont as Drive-Thru Girl (Barbie), John Kassir as Mime God, Juliette Goglia as Little Girl (God), Barbara Evans (1) as Jeanne, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Erik Palladino as Lt. Michael Daghlian, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove | Director: James Hayman Writer: Hart Hanson | | Songs: Warren Zevon -- Back In the High Life Again, Amy Fairchild -- Beautiful Secret, Kit Hain -- Nobody Told Me, Maren Ord -- Perfect, The White Stripes -- Seven Nation Army | | | |
| 3 :01x03 - Touch Move (Oct/10/2003) | | Joan is told by God to learn to play chess while the very sceptical Will is forced to work with a psychic in order to find a kidnapped toddler. His more mystical wife is hoping at the same time that a miracle will happen to Kevin. | | Guest Stars: Corin Amber Norton as Lynnie Carmichael, Alex Cole as Dax Hibbing, Daniel Murillo as Ned, Allan Trautman as Mr. Poplin, Stephi Lineburg as Sophie, Kevin Scott Allen (1) as Max, Jason Cole as Harry Reinneman, Ginna Carter as Anna Reinneman, Kimberly Kevon Williams as Elyse, Wendy Phillips as Brenda Jameson, Wendy Worthington as Mailwoman (God), John Marshall Jones (1) as Chess Player (God), Ben Siegler as Dr. Rodney Hughes, Morocco Omari as Principal Chadwick, Erik Palladino as Lt. Michael Daghlian, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Barbara Evans (1) as Jeanne, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Kris Lemche as Cute Boy (God), David Burke (1) as Father Ken Mallory, Lee Garlington as Charlotte Bloome | Director: Joshua Brand (1) Writer: Barbara Hall | | Songs: The Like -- (So I'll Sit Here) Waiting, Poussin -- Boyfriend, Leslies -- Brave Ones, Richard Ashcroft -- God in the Numbers, Dashboard Confessional -- Hands Down, Evan Olson -- Not What I Wanted, Slick Shoes -- Now's The Time, Nick Nolan -- S.O.S, The Donnas -- Who Invited You? | | | |
| 4 :01x04 - The Boat (Oct/17/2003) | | Given her recent odd conduct, Helen fears that Joan may be beginning to be eccentric and lose touch with reality. Meanwhile, Will tries to repair his strained relationship with Kevin and, at the same times, improve his disabled son's quality of life. | | Guest Stars: Phill Lewis as Naval Officer (God), Robert Dolan as Archie Branson, Alex Fernandez as Bob Crowley, Chris Covics as God on the Radio, Gabriel Cordell as Player, Michael Matera as Lenny Sams, Sarah Aldrich as Janet Milner, Ricardo Antonio Chavira as Sgt. Eddie Fosberg, Mitch Longley as Barry "Bear" Caldwell, Joel McKinnon Miller as Don "Wood Man" Bicke, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Erik Palladino as Lt. Michael Daghlian, Kathryn Joosten as Old Lady (God), Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price | Director: Kevin Dowling Writer: Randy Anderson | | Songs: Sherri Youngward -- All Who Are Weary, Pocket For Corduroy -- Beautiful, Mellowdrone -- Beautiful Day, Morella's Forest -- Gentle Go The Hours, Say-So -- Remains of the Day, Nick Drake -- Things Behind the Sun, Rhett Miller -- Word Inside the World | | | |
| 5 :01x05 - Just Say No (Oct/24/2003) | | God instructs Joan to hold a garage sale the following Saturday. While rummaging through her family's old belongings, she finds painting created by her mother during a difficult time in her life. Joan also attracts the attention of another student. Meanwhile, Will fights desperately to bring a rape case to court despite the fact that the district attorney feels there is insufficient evidence. Kevin finds a newspaper job. | | Guest Stars: Danny Mora as Deliveryman (God), Jeremy Garrett as Todd Bainbridge, Jan Devereaux as Lisa Van Horn, Scott Damian as Reporter, Andrew Abelson as Andy, David Doty as Businessman (God), Candice Azzara as Housewife (God), Kara Zediker as Sara Bonner, Nate Dushku as Clay Fisher, Andy Forrest as Shopper, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Erik Palladino as Lt. Michael Daghlian, Barbara Evans (1) as Jeanne, John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew | Director: Steve Gomer Writer: Tom Garrigus | | Songs: Reed Foehl -- Am I Falling, Considering Lily -- Consequences, Halo Friendlies -- I'm All Eyes, The Rosenbergs -- Little Lies, Patti Scialfa -- Love's Glory, Mozart -- No. 23 In A Major, Nick Nolan -- Ordinary Life, Halo Friendlies -- Over It, The Flaming Lips -- Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots Pt. 1 | | | |
| 6 :01x06 - Bringeth It On (Oct/31/2003) | | When God instructs Joan to try out for a position in the cheerleading squad, she learns the difference between friendship and popularity. Joan's lesson occurs against the backdrop of an investigation into an infant abandoned in a dumpster. The evidence points to an Arcadia High School student. Meanwhile, Friedman begins to think his best friend, Luke, is gay. | | Guest Stars: Ashleigh Ann Wood as CeCe, Ana Maria Lagasca as Preppy Girl, Dana Davis as Nicky, Jordan Lee as Cheerleading Hopeful, Jane Morris as Substitute Teacher (God), Larry Hankin as Homeless Man (God), Chris Hogan as Hot Dog (God), Lou Richards as Brianna's Father, David Escobar as AV Guy, Keri Lynn Pratt as Brianna Matthews, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Ivonne Coll (1) as Marlene, April Grace as Lt. Det. Toni Williams, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Morocco Omari as Principal Chadwick, John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, Barbara Evans (1) as Jeanne | Director: David Petrarca Writer: Joy Gregory | | Songs: The Strines -- Beards, Bobby Darin -- Beyond the Sea, Anna Waronker -- Break My Heart, Ali Handal -- Convince M, Volumizer -- I Promise You Thomas, Matt Nathanson -- I Saw, The Dirtmitts -- In The Meantime, Superchick -- Not Done Yet, Juliana Theory -- We're at the Top of the World | | | |
| 7 :01x07 - Death Be Not Whatever (Nov/07/2003) | | Joan babysits Rocky, a six-year-old boy who has a morbid fascination with death which she finds disturbing. Meanwhile, the Arcadia Police Department is faced with controversary by the assault of an unarmed black man by two white officers. | | Guest Stars: Mia Cottet as Flight Attendant (God), Corinne Bohrer as Sylvia Tardio, Richard Gilliland as Mayor Albert Dumbar, Keith Coogan as Brad Crewson, Jesse Burch as Dave, Rob Brownstein (2) as Marcus Nichols, Heidi Sulzman as Nancy Koczara, Stefan Umstead as Raymond Hartzel, David Dorfman as Rocky Tardio, Robert Catrini as Captain Robert Hoytt, Kevin Symons as TV Announcer, Justin Scot as Officer Eicher, Andrew Kavovit as Officer Koczara, Kris Lemche as Cute Boy (God), Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Barbara Evans (1) as Jeanne, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, David Burke (1) as Father Ken Mallory, Juliette Goglia as Little Girl (God), Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, April Grace as Lt. Det. Toni Williams | Director: Peter Levin (2) Writer: Barbara Hall | | Songs: Ben Harper -- Blessed To Be a Witness, David Loring -- Don't, Katy Rose -- Lemon | | | |
| 8 :01x08 - The Devil Made Me Do It (Nov/14/2003) | | God's mysterious ways once again bewilder Joan, when He asks her to volunteer at the high-school art show, so that she can keep Adam Rove's sculpture from being exhibited. Elsewhere, Will feels pressure from the DA's office to call a man a hero after he shoots and kills a home intruder. Meanwhile, Kevin grows weary of receiving special treatment because he uses a wheelchair. | | Guest Stars: Sarah Benoit as Teacher, Brian Cousins (1) as Allan Burns, Richard Gilliland as Mayor Albert Dunbar, Henry G. Sanders (1) as Security Guard (God), Paul Sand as Rabbi Polonski, Dendrie Taylor as Power-Walking Woman (God), Joseph D. Reitman as Music Store Clerk, Kyle Sabihy as Big Kid (God), Tom W. Chick as Reporter #2, Felice Heather Monteith as Reporter #1, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, April Grace as Lt. Det. Toni Williams, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes, David Burke (1) as Father Ken Mallory, E. J. Callahan as Hobby Store Clerk, Helen Eigenberg as Karen Hamdon | Director: James Hayman Writer: Hart Hanson | | | |
| 9 :01x09 - St. Joan (Nov/21/2003) | | God wants Joan to score an "A" on a test about French saint Joan of Arc. As the teen hits the books, she draws comparisons to the life of the young heroine who claimed to hear divine voices and was burnt at the stake. Helen finds her daughter's newest obsession troublesome and urges Will to have the entire family visit a therapist. Meanwhile, Will is unjustly raked over the coals for shutting down a crack house. | | Guest Stars: Derek Morgan as Lt. Roy Roebuck, Bill Camp as Painter (God), Maricela Ochoa as Domestic Worker (God), James Edson as Steve Thompson, Rachel Avery as Terry Ann Costello, Michael Lawson (1) as Steven Zakheim, Robby Robinson as Crack House Perp, Mark Stefanich as SWAT Leader, Nelson Mashita as Gardener (God), Lily Knight as Kathleen Sundberg, April Grace as Lt. Det. Toni Williams, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Morocco Omari as Principal Stephen Chadwick, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes, Patrick Breen as Sammy, Dan Desmond as Dr. Paul Dreisbach | Director: Martha Mitchell Writer: Randy Anderson | | Songs: Scott Ellison -- Big Blue Car, Mozart -- Clarinet Concerto No. 1, Zilch -- Everything, The Strines -- I Want Something Else, Cross Movement -- It's Going Down, Quarashi -- Stick 'em Up, Joan Jett -- Time Has Come Today, Katherin Shorr -- War | | | |
| 10 :01x10 - Drive, He Said (Dec/05/2003) | | Each of the Girardis deal with crises of varying seriousness, the worst of which puts Will at the mercy of a crazed gunman. The day also finds Helen reacting with mixed emotions after getting a positive result on a home-pregnancy test. Meanwhile, Joan dreads having to take her driver's exam, and Luke is presented with a major distraction just before he's supposed to compete in a high-stakes competition. | | Guest Stars: Steven Cole Cragg (1) as Plumber (God), Ivonne Coll (1) as Marlene, Oliver Muirhead as Proctor (God), Karen Gordon as Flag Woman, Maurice Sherbanee as Driving Tester, Evan Jones as Robert Morrison, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, April Grace as Lt. Det. Toni Williams, Sherri Shepherd as DMV Clerk (God) | Director: Ron Lagomarsino Writer: Tom Garrigus | | Songs: Jonathan Grossman -- All Alone Tonight, Tangiers -- Anxiety, Hed -- Dangerous, Jonathan Grossman -- Got It Going On, Ryan Adams -- In My Time of Need, Gran Torino -- Moments of You, Jonathan Grossman -- Realativity, Richard Julian -- Restless Sea, Jonathan Grossman -- Starlight, Cadence Grace -- Waiting For The Buzz, Doo - Paul Palgens -- Whoopi | | | |
| 11 :01x11 - The Uncertainty Principle (Dec/12/2003) | | God instructs Joan to ask a troublemaker to the winter formal. Will uncovers secrets that could prove unfavorable to the former Chief of Police and other members of the city's government. | | Guest Stars: Jeffrey Licon as Goth Kid (God), Barbara Evans (1) as Jeanne, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Derek Morgan as Arson Investigator Roy Roebuck, Fred Koehler as Steve Ramsey, Alphonso McAuley as DJ (God), John Getz as D.A. Gabe Fellowes, Kathryn Joosten as Old Lady (God), Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, April Grace as Lt. Det. Toni Williams, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price | Director: Helen Shaver Writer: Joy Gregory | | Songs: The Rosenbergs -- After All, Barenaked Ladies -- Another Postcard, REM -- Bad Day, Jeff Lingle -- Cozy, Fountains of Wayne -- Prom Theme, The Donnas -- Take It Off, Macy Gray -- When I See You, Reed Foehl -- When It Comes Around, Bree Sharp -- You Move Me | | | |
| 12 :01x12 - Jump (Jan/09/2004) | | Joan is saddened when she learns Rocky has passed away, causing her to further question God about life and death. Will loses his job when his discovery, and whistle blowing, of a political conspiracy causes the town government, and police department, to be desolved. While Luke continues to work on his science project and his growing attraction to Grace and Kevin is injured in a game of basketball. | | Guest Stars: Jonathan Banks (1) as Sheriff Mike, Dinah Lenney as Shannon Hodgins, Heather Avery Clyde as Nurse (God), Mary Gillis as Waitress, Gabriel Cordell as Wheelchair Athlete, Andrew Abelson as Andy, Kevin Symons as TV News Reporter, Thomas Kopache as Creepy Guy (God), David Purdham as Doctor at Vending Machine, William Seymour (2) as Reverend Dougherty, David Grammer as Carl Rove, David Dorfman as Rocky Tardio, Mitch Longley as Barry "The Bear" Caldwell, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Corinne Bohrer as Sylvia Tardio | Director: Timothy Busfield Writer: Hart Hanson | | Songs: Fiona Apple -- Across The Universe, Gran Torino -- Are You Livin', Trevor Howard -- Deep City Dusk, Simeon Ross -- I Need More Time, Squad 5-O -- Make You Dance, Jude Crossen -- Perfect World, Jeff Lingle -- Sleepy Sunday, Chantal Kreviazuk -- Time | | | |
| 13 :01x13 - Recreation (Jan/16/2004) | | At Helen's insistance, she and Will take a getaway to a spa, but all does not go well when Will cannot forget about his job. And with the parents away, the kids are up to a little recreation of their own; Kevin and his boss, Rebecca, find it hard to ignore their mutual attraction; Joan, as she is trying to sort out her feelings for Adam, is instructed by God to throw a party while her parents are away; Luke helps Joan pull off a successful party. | | Guest Stars: Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, Ted Rooney as Dr. Halliwell (God), Jay Thomas as Elliot, Brandon Kaplan as Nerdy Boy (God), Mark Totty as Dt. Carlisle, Tricia Nickell as Newscaster, Chris J. Nelson (1) as Partier, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Kris Lemche as Cute Boy (God), David Clennon as Spa Manager, Gary Anthony Williams (1) as Liquor Store Clerk (God), Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck | Director: Elodie Keene Writer: Barbara Hall | | Songs: Jewel -- 2 Become 1, Will Hoge -- Be The One, Hennessey -- Buddhamatic, Cadence Grace -- Crash Goes My World, Jeff Lingle -- Crystaline Bliss, The All-American Rejects -- Don't Leave Me, Sam Roberts -- Don't Walk Away Eileen, Jeff Lingle -- Lazy Breezes, Scarboro Aquarium Club -- Sleeping Sound, Andrea Martin -- Tell Me | | | |
| 14 :01x14 - State of Grace (Feb/06/2004) | | God tells Joan to join the debate team, where her partner has a stuttering problem. A new security system is implemented at Arcadia High School. After the art teacher quits, Helen wonders if she would be right for the job. Both Kevin and Luke seperately deal with the aftermath of a kiss. And Will and Toni deal with a case involving a reverend accussed of child molestation. | | Guest Stars: Sarah Benoit as Ms. Schmidt, Chris Heuisler as Chuck Danchik, Wayne Lopez as Security Guard, Stephen Grove (1) as Dr. Graves, Steffen Gregory Foster (1) as Reverend Yardley, Jodi Thelen as Miss Jenkow, Walter Addison as Mr. Enfield, Adam Richman as Butcher (God), William Francis McGuire (3) as Mr. Shoalar, Lindsay Hollister as Computer Girl (God), Curtis Armstrong as Security Guard (God), Dan Byrd as Scott Brooks, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Douglas Smith (1) as Daniel Shoalar | Director: Steve Gomer Writer: Joshua Ravetch | | Songs: Lauren Hart -- Girl Keeps On, Nicole Chase -- Guided By Voices, Dogwood Moon -- Have a Little Faith in Me, The Elms -- Hey Hey, Michael Brandmeier -- I'm Alright (Help Me), Avril Lavigne -- Nobody's Fool | | | |
| 15 :01x15 - Night Without Stars (Feb/13/2004) | | Joan's newest mission from God is to work with kids, so she volunteers to help babysit children of abused mothers; Joan becomes jealous when Adam falls for one of the volunteers; Kevin starts to get cocky again and sleeps with his girlfriend, Rebecca; previous events emotionally catch up with Will; and Luke makes a shocking admission to Kevin. | | Guest Stars: Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Greg McClure as Fan, Laura Marano as Emily, Lyne Odums as Concession Stand Worker (God), Noah Fuller as Kid #2, Austin Marques as Kid #1, Russ Tamblyn as Dog Walker (God), Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, Mitch Longley as Barry "The Bear" Caldwell, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Misti Traya as Iris, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Juliette Goglia as Little Girl (God), Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak | Director: Kevin Dowling Writer: David Grae (1) | | Songs: Bill Bonk -- Back of my Mind, The Rosenbergs -- Birds of A Feather, Nina Centaine -- Ephemeral, Go To Blazes -- Follow Me Down, Fifi LaRue -- Kiss To Kill, Tricky Woo -- Lonesome Road, Evan Olson -- Lucky Stars, Damien Rice -- Older Chests, Click Tha Supah Latin -- Rappaz Steppin 2 Me, Dana Mase -- Seraphim & Seagulls, Josh Canova -- The Wish, Holland -- Whole World | | | |
| 16 :01x16 - Double Dutch (Feb/20/2004) | | God tells Joan to learn to jump rope with a group of inner-city teens, one of whom Joan discovers is homeless. Kevin goes on a date, but not with who you think. | | Guest Stars: Georgette Townson as Double Dutch Girl (God), Ronnie Warner as Street Guitarist (God), Pat Millicano as Reggie Wommick, Mark Arnott as Dr. Henry Sendak, Trevor Einhorn as Mascot (God), Fred Stoller as Pizza Delivery (God), Diane Delano as Coach Carol Keady, Meredith Monroe as Michelle Turner, Jessica Szohr as Nikki, Krysten Leigh Jones (1) as Maliya, Erica Hubbard as Casper, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Misti Traya as Iris, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, Sydney Tamiia Poitier as Rebecca Askew, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove | Director: Alan Myerson Writer: Tom Garrigus | | Songs: Street Credibility -- DJ Maj, Shave -- Enon, Nothing Gives Me Pleasure -- Josh Rouse, I Can't Wait to Meetchu -- Macy Gray, Bent -- Matt Nathanson, I Wish -- Raze, UBU1 -- Raze, Beat 'Em -- Roxie 77 | | | |
| 17 :01x17 - No Bad Guy (Feb/27/2004) | | After Joan stands up for one of her classmates being bullied, an embarrassing picture of Joan, taken with a picture phone, is rapidly spread around school. God instructs Joan to join the band. Will must deal with an elderly driver who accidentally killed several people. | | Guest Stars: Michael Chinyamurindi as Nigerian Doctor (God), John Del Regno as Locksmith (God), Matthew Del Negro (1) as Emergency Room Doctor, Andi Carnick as Emily Kerr, Anastasia Baranova as Exchange Student (God), Richard Erdman as Mr. Hanson, Andrew Abelson as Andy Rees, John C. McDonnell (4) as Angry Man, Steve Witting as Band Teacher, Jeanette Brox as Alice Orban (Quaker Girl), Lauren Storm as Lori, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Misti Traya as Iris, Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck, Katerina Graham (1) as Angela | Director: James Hayman Writer: Sibyl Gardner | | Songs: Sean Demis -- Asta Loca, Nick Nolan -- Can't Go On, Reed Foehl -- Days Are Like, Schumann -- Intermezzo, Beck -- It's All In You Mind, 4 Way Street -- Maze, Jennie Devoe -- Miles Away, Lennie Gallant -- Something Unspoken | | | |
| 18 :01x18 - Requiem for a Third Grade Ashtray (Mar/12/2004) | | God instructs Joan to help out with the a chaotic Girardi household; Adam has his first art show; Will and Toni witness a carjacking. Will and Toni, while making an arrest, get stuck in an elevator with a pregnant woman who is about to give birth; Kevin believes he might be recovering some sensation in his stomach area and gets an EMG (a nerve conduction) test done. | | Guest Stars: Paul Sand as Rabbi Polonski, Brian Klugman as Cashier (God), J. Lamont Pope as Poet, Darin Heames as Hipster Guy, Todd Louiso as Mr. Smith, Xhercis as Maria, Michele Orlando as Waitress, Jessica Webster as Art Student, Dave Fennoy as Poet, Mark Totty as Detective Carlisle, Ben Siegler as Dr. Rodney Hughes, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Misti Traya as Iris, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Jeffrey Licon as Goth Kid (God), Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola | Director: Kevin Dowling Writer: Joy Gregory | | Songs: Five For Fighting -- 100 Years, Move.Meant -- Aaron's Joint, Riddlin' Kids -- I Feel Fine, Anna Waronker -- I Like You Better, The Rosenbergs -- Pushing Up Daises, Ariel's Worm -- Tame, The Low Men -- The Big Kill, Drowners -- The Big Shape Up | | | |
| 19 :01x19 - Do the Math (Apr/02/2004) | | God tells Joan to take piano lessons; Joan helps her piano teacher deal with her past; Joan learns a painful secret Will and Helen have been keeping from the family; Iris becomes suspicious of Adam and Joan closeness. | | Guest Stars: Brandon Zankich as Skateboarder, Bradley White as Richard Girardi, Maury Ginsberg as Piano Tuner (God), Louise Fletcher as Eva, Svetlana Efremova as Doctor, Russ Tamblyn as Dog Walker (God), Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Misti Traya as Iris, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, John Ross Bowie as Mr. Campbell, Mitch Longley as Barry "The Bear" Caldwell, Ben Siegler as Dr. Rodney Hughes | Director: Rob Morrow Writer: Antoinette Stella | | Songs: Superchick -- Alright, Howie Day -- Collide, The Lovelies -- Constellation, Peter Himmelman -- Discipline of Rain, Susie Tallman -- Itsy Bitsy Spider, Billy and The Lost Boys -- Wake Up | | | |
| 20 :01x20 - Anonymous (Apr/30/2004) | | Feeling threatened that Iris and Adam continue to share a bond over their passion for art, Joan vows to discover a hidden talent that Adam will admire. However, her disastrous attempt to be the yearbook's star photographer soon adds to her insecurities about losing him. Meanwhile, Will and Toni attempt to set up a sting for a man who is planning to hire a hitman to murder his wife. | | Guest Stars: Louis Mustillo (1) as Custodian (God), David Starzyk as Robert Higgins, George D. Wallace (1) as Old Man Walker (God), Lindsay Hollister as Student (God), Jerry Kernion as Jerry, Jordan Hagan as Brad "Best Personality", Josh Clement as Student #1, Jared Hillman as Brian Beaumont, Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck, Mark Totty as Detective Carlisle, Misti Traya as Iris, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman | Director: Steve Gomer Writer: David Grae (1) | | Songs: Superchick -- Get Up, Ariel's Worm -- Holiday, 4 Way Street -- Love and Hope, Gandalf Murphy and The Slambovian Circus of Dreams -- My Girl, Barbara Hall -- Mystery, Fisher -- Remind Me, Wilshire -- Special, Bleu -- Trust Me, Souleros -- You Put A Spell On Me | | | |
| 21 :01x21 - Vanity, Thy Name Is Human (May/07/2004) | | Joan takes a cosmetics class, per God's request, and Kevin doesn't react well to crossing paths with the last girlfriend he dated before his disabling accident. Glynis' flattering makeover attracts a great deal of positive attention at school, which only adds to Joan's disappointment when Adam fails to notice her own new look. Meanwhile, Kevin, who remains bitter with the belief that he had been dumped by Beth because he had become a paraplegic, harshly rebuffs her efforts to make peace with him. | | Guest Stars: Erin Chambers as Cheerleader (God), Shelley Long as Miss Candy, John Fleck as Ken Thompson, Ping Wu as Pharmacist, David Ruprecht as Bill Cummins, Amber Ford as Girl, Andrea Ana Persun as Croatian Woman, Josip Kuchan as Tall Man, Joel Murray as Balloon Sculptor (God), Mark Totty as Detective Carlisle, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Elaine Hendrix (1) as Ms. Lischak, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola, Jeffrey Licon as Goth Kid (God), Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Derek Morgan as Undersheriff Roy Roebuck, Kimberly McCullough as Beth Rhinehart | Director: Jerry Levine (1) Writer: Robert Girardi (1) | | Songs: Young Circle -- Chained At The Wrist, Q-Burns Abstract Message -- Drifting Off, David Wilcox -- Fall Away, Veal -- I Hate Your Lipstick, Joe Deveau -- Last Of Him, Jeff Lingle -- Lime Sherbert, Wilfred N & The Grown Men -- Oh Yeah Oh Yeah, Army Of Freshman -- Put Me In A Photograph, Jeff Lingle -- Wetter Than Water | | | |
| 22 :01x22 - The Gift (May/14/2004) | | After God tells Joan to give Adam a gift, she finds something that leads her to wonder if God's suggesting she have sex with him. While secretly searching through Adam's backpack for gift ideas, Joan is stunned to find a condom there. She soon wonders if sex is the "gift" God had in mind, and she nervously ponders whether or not she'd be ready for such a big step. Meanwhile, Kevin begins covering court proceedings for the paper and ends up causing a stir in one of Will's cases. | | Guest Stars: Michael Wyle as French Waiter (God), Dennis Cockrum as Roger Franz, Pamela Roberts as Judge, John C. Moskoff as Mr. Petrov, Corey Michael Blake as Henry Taschen, Helen Watson as PD Carly Menken, Ryan Koczara as ADA Barry Frost, Christian Meoli as Ben Pollack, Diane Delano as Coach Carol Keady, Elizabeth Liang as Erica Stevenson, Susan Sullivan as Rich Woman (God), Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Kris Lemche as Cute Boy (God), Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, Mageina Tovah as Glynis Figliola | Director: Martha Mitchell Writer: Stephen Nathan | | Songs: The Trews -- Confessions, Dakona -- Good (I've Got A Lot To Learn), Stevie -- Hard Times, Los Lonely Boys -- Heaven, Julie Plug -- I Feel, Cyndi Lauper -- La Vie En Rose, Troy Gassaway -- See You | | | |
| 23 :01x23 - Silence (May/21/2004) | | When the hospitalized Joan is diagnosed with Lyme disease, she begins to question if she's been seeing God or merely experiencing the hallucinations that can be symptomatic of her condition. Upon hearing that Joan may have been suffering from the symptoms of Lyme Disease for months, a somewhat relieved Will and Helen believe this news may explain Joan's mood swings and atypical behavior, while a concerned Adam wonders if Joan will be different upon her recovery. Meanwhile, the hospitalized Joan experiences a crisis of faith -- and considers revealing to someone close to her that she's been talking to God. In separate circumstances, Helen and Will begin to rethink their belief systems after, respectively, experiencing spiritual dreams and miraculous events. | | Guest Stars: Roark Critchlow as Newscaster (God), Kylie Tyndall as Twin #1 (God), Keaton Tyndall as Twin #2 (God), John Marshall Jones (1) as Chess Player (God), Trevor Einhorn as Mascot (God), Michael Chinyamurindi as Nigerian Doctor (God), Jeff Cahill as Walter Washington, Svetlana Efremova as Joan's Doctor, Debbon Ayer as Denise Washington, Debra Mooney as Ruth Washington, Justin Scot as Officer Eicher, Kathryn Joosten as Old Lady (God), Kris Lemche as Cute Boy (God), Mark Totty as Detective Carlisle, Chris Marquette as Adam Rove, Becky Wahlstrom as Grace Polk, Patrick Fabian (1) as Gavin Price, April Grace as Sergeant Toni Williams, Aaron Himelstein as Friedman, David Burke (1) as Father Ken Mallory, Jeffrey Licon as Goth Kid (God), Juliette Goglia as Little Girl (God), Asante Jones as EMT | Director: James Hayman Writer: Barbara Hall | | Songs: Zebrahead -- Blur, Nick Nolan -- Find Myself Again, Lauren Hart -- One Last Time, Hi Lo Trons -- Screaming Pink Arosa, John Cate -- Set Free, Patty Scialfa -- Stumbling To Bethlehem, Bach -- Suite No. 5 | | | |
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