Joan: (walking away from Goth Kid (God)) You're not going to stop me?
Goth Kid (God): It's your choice to walk away. I just think it's interesting that of all the tasks I've given you, buying Cream of Wheat is the one you're abandoning.
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Will: (talking about the meatloaf) You made this? Like made it?
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Joan: Luke lent you his lab notebook?
Grace: I still have pull.
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Adam: Burritos are always mini, because "burrito" means "little donkey."
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Joan: You know, for someone who's almighty, you're very passive-aggressive.
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Kevin: Pull my finger.
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Joan: Are you there God? It's me, Joan...and you suck.
(The lights go off)
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Adam: Something's going on at home. I didn't ask.
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Will: You know, you can use a shoelace to tie off the umbilical cord?
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Joan: Luke, are you alive? You didn't turn into, like, a bug or anything did you?
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Luke: You can get my assignments?
Joan: Luke, I do come with a brain.
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Joan: Something's wrong with Luke, he's all shivery and gross.
Will: Uh boy, does he have a fever?
Joan: I don't know, I'm not touching him!
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Joan: (after being asked to check on Luke) Eew! What if he's like sweaty or naked or something?
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Joan: P.E.? Luke all you do is run around and come in last. Get real.
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Goth Kid (God): You don't need me, you're doing great.
Joan: Oh, okay, and so you're here to what, show me your new nose ring?
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Grace: You can't fight a rabbi when he breaks out the guilt.
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Joan: Grace? Will you grab me a gallon of 2% while you're in there?
(Grace opens the fridge and takes out a bottle the milk)
Grace: (pissed off) Anything else?
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Joan: And here's the part where you reassure me...
Goth Kid (God): It is scary.
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