Grace: GravityBoy has logged off?
Luke: Joan was trying to bust me for looking at porn
Grace: You were looking at porn while we were on-
Luke: No! Do you...do you want me to...?
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Will: As I put on my pants my trusty garlic-sensor goes off.
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Will: What?
Helen: Oh, I've been thinking.
Will: That's when I get concerned.
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Helen: I expected to not yell at an old lady who had a stroke. I called her a bitch.
Will: I know. I almost cheered.
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Judith: Memorise Hamlet and it's a date.
Friedman: The part or the play?
Judith: The play.
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Olive: I learned this recipe from a Thai chef who said crickets kept him vital. Over ninety! Still having sex like a rabbit.
Luke: I'll try one.
Kevin: Me too.
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Kevin: Why would you ever think this was a good look?
Will: I saved those shirts! Paisley will come back!
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Olive: What is this?
Kevin: Chicken. It happens a lot around here. The name "Girardi" causes fear and trembling in the chicken world.
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Kevin: (to Luke) Have a cricket, good for sex.
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