Episode Quotes
Ron: (to Kim) These are backstage passes, you get to go backstage with backstage passes, where the backstage is!
Kim: And hang out with some guy named "Steel Cage?"
Ron: Uh, KP? Steel Toe is a guy, Steel Cage is... well, a cage.
Ron: (to Kim) You'd rather see some dead queen's clothes than watch Steel Toe's Night of 100 Bruises with me?
Kim: My answer would have to be: Hello-o? Yea-ah.
Ron: Y'know, Rufus, I'm starting to notice a pattern; if I start doing my things, and Kim is doing her things, pretty soon we're doing different things!
Kim: OK, I'm in the mall, and I'm not shopping. What's wrong with this picture?
Ron: (to Kim) Wrestling is more than two guys beating on each other; it's also a war of words.
Pain King: You're going down!
Steel Toe: No, you're going down!
Pain King: No, you're going down!
Steel Toe: No, you're going down!
Kim: Yeah, they're poets.
Kim: (to Monique) And then, once, I was saving this desert prince from some stupid death squad, and the back of my skirt was totally caught in my underwear, the whole time!
Monique: No... way.
Kim: I could've died! ... And he almost did.