Laverne feels degraded when she discovers that she and Shirley were only invited to a swanky dinner party at the home of the Shotz Brewery boss, by Tad Shotz so he could receive a promotion.
The girls discover they are over their heads after allowing Fonzie to have a bachelor party at the Pizza Bowl, in which they have been left in charge of while Mr. DeFazio is away for the weekend.
Laverne is determined to exact revenge on her old rival at this year's annual Shotz bowling tournament. But when the day arrives Laverne is found to be sick, and Shirley does all she can to make sure she can't leave their apartment for the bowling lanes.
Laverne and Shirley reminisce about the good old days when they were in high school after receiving an invitation for their reunion. The one person they can't wait to see is crazy Anne Marie, only to discover that she has since become a nun.
Laverne's boyfriend Sal Malina is about to leave for the Navy, which causes Laverne to feel like it's time they get married.
Laverne and Shirley's are unaware that their dates are freshly released from prison and are planning on knocking off the bank next door to the Pizza Bowl.
Lenny walks in the Shotz lunchroom as Squiggy is helping Shirley with a stuck zipper on her dress, and begins rumors that Shirley is a floozy.
Shirley is incensed when her pet canary Dwayne, escapes his cage due to Laverne's error.
Laverne plans an evening out for fun after Shirley locks herself inside their apartment due to Carmine's news that he has a new, rich girlfriend.
Laverne and Shirley want a promotion to beer tasters. Shirley receives the job despite the fact Laverne is more experienced, which makes the gang suspicious of her new bosses intentions.
The Milwaukee Masher is prowling around the area and has made his way into the girl's apartment.
Squiggy moves in with the girls after he has an argument with Lenny.
The girls get a unexpected surprise from a deliveryman who doesn't speak English, when he faints inside their apartment, causing them to spring into their unusual nursing skills.
Having lost the last four talent contest at Shotz Brewery, the girls decide it's time they do something to change their luck. This year they decide to do a Cabana act.
Shirley's mom comes for a visit and causes a ruckus by her complaints and criticism over her friends and the way she lives her life.
Laverne is too embarrassed to admit she has a secret she's been hiding, she doesn't know how to drive. Shirley assures Laverne that she can teach her how with lessons.
The girls become volunteers at the hospital as candy stripers in their free time.
Fonzie asks a favor of the girls, watching his infant godson so he can go out on a date. The girls are happy to do him a favor since they have no dates themselves, that is until a date comes along. Now only one can go out while the other stays behind to watch the baby.
The girls enter a dance contest in order to win a new television set now that theirs has blown up. Shirley gets a date with Ritchie Cunningham as her partner.
Laverne and Shirley are afraid to to attend a bridal shower when the discover they would be the only guests who are unmarried.
Laverne fears she may have gotten pregnant after attending a party at the Shotz Brewery and awaking remembering nothing and wearing a man's boxer shorts. But when she begins feeling ill is what makes her wonder what she did the night before.
Laverne and Shirley receive a chance to become fashion models by attending classes.
The girls have no idea why they are getting flooded by calls for dates all the sudden. They discover Icky Hector, a man both have rejected dating, has written a derogatory comment about them on a bathroom wall in a pool hall. But erasing their names won't be an easy project.
After being rejected by the girls for a date to the circus, Laverne and Shirley discover Lenny and Squiggy have left town to become part of the big top.
Carmine asks the gang to help put on a Christmas show with him for some needy people, but forgot to tell them it is at a mental hospital, which freaks Shirley out.
It's up to Shirley to get Laverne sprung from jail after she is mistakenly picked up for shop lifting.
The gang waits at the Pizza Bowl to throw Laverne and Shirley a surprise party, unaware that they are stuck in Canada awaiting a train. To pass the time the gang reminisce about the past as shown through a series of clips from past episode.
While taking a day off from work for a day of fun they are picked up by the police and accused of being prostitutes.
Lenny and Squiggy turn the girls onto a way to make extra cash on the weekends, becoming test subjects for science. So, to afford new dresses and tickets to a swanky dance, Laverne and Shirley offer their bodies for a scientific experiment, unaware that the requirement is NO sleep.
A cutback at the Shotz Brewery has Laverne and Shirley searching for a new job. But they regret their choice when they become taxi dancers in a sleazy bar.
Many problems pop up when the girls try to get themselves dolled up for a date with a couple of big spenders.
Shirley's long-lost father has come to town and set up a date with his daughter to make up for time past. But when he fails to show up once again, Shirley heads out searching for him in every sleazy dive and bar she can find.
Shirley has won a weekend at a swanky hotel in a contest for newlyweds. Problem is she is not married. So in comes Carmine to the rescue, who poses as Mr. Feeney so that Shirley can receive her prize and share the weekend with her best friend Laverne.
The girls step in a surrogate dates with Lenny and Squiggy when the boys are stood up by their dates which was to be at an expensive restaurant. Laverne and Shirley agree to go as long as no one ever finds out, which will be hard when Lenny's original date is spotted in the restaurant they were to go to.
The girls ask Carmine, Lenny and Squiggy to pose as mafia toughies who want to skake down Frank, in order to scare away a gold-digging blond in which Frank DiFazio has fallen head-over-heels with.
The gang heads to an old abandoned house in which Carmine informs the girls they could pick up a couch for free. But their friends seem to disappear one by one while inside the haunted mansion.
Shirley's promotion as a supervisor at the Shotz Brewery has gone to her head as she quickly alienates her friends with her new ideas for worker efficiency.
Laverne and Shirley are on their way to becoming music stars under the tutelage of Charles Pfister Krane, Milwaukee's most famous and wealthiest show-biz impresario. He insists he can make anyone into a star and has dubbed the girl's new act as the Rosebuds.
Laverne and Shirley have never been on an airplane before and may never again after they are left alone to take the plane's controls after accidentally knocking out the pilot and co-pilot.
Laverne is set to compete with her strong friend Terry, in a wrestling match for money. But on the way to work she is frustrated by a woman who cut her off while driving. Unknown to her, the same woman is part of the tag-team match she will be facing, and Shirley will be filling in as her partner since Terry can't make it.
Shirley becomes upset when her new fella asks Laverne for a date. After a day of arguing the two make a pact to never fight again.
Laverne plans on suing a toy company after a large robot attacks her in a toy store.
Laverne and her father have a falling out when she finds out he has given his blessing in an arranged marriage with a wealthy cheese manufacturer.
The girls take a part-time job at a shoe store as a means of raising $50, when they discover they are short on having enough for the tickets to go on a cruise they have been planning.
After Lenny and Squiggy drive the girls to the ship for their cruise, they decide to look around for awhile and become stowaways when the ship leaves the docks. Meanwhile, Ensign Benson has fallen for Shirley, who begs everyone to never leave her alone with him for fear that he will ask her for her hand in marriage.
The girls make a bet with big mouthed Rosie that they can get their picture taken with Fabien while he is in Milwaukee for a concert. only problem is the girls don't have any tickets for the sold out show.
The FBI have taken over Laverne and Shirley's apartment for a stakeout so they can keep watch on Carmine, who they suspect is a counterfeiter.
Shirley is afraid to have an operation to remove her appendix and is hiding in the hospital. But the doctors warn Laverne that if they don;t find her soon, her appendix may burst and she could die.
After being laid off from Shotz Brewery, Laverne and Shirley go to work as door-top-door saleswomen peddling flowers and plants.
New Years 1960 doesn't look any better than last year as Laverne's date cancels, Shirley is stuck at home with a bad cold and Squiggy attempts the human fly trick as the New Years countdown takes place.
Laverne has a crush on a mortician, but seems only interested in his work. So Laverne asks Shirley to pretend she has a fatal illness and is looking for a funeral home to hold her services at.
Animal lover Shirley rescues a horse which is scheduled to be sent to a glue factory. But her plans on housing him in the girl's apartment doesn't sit well with Laverne. Although she does attempt to help Shirley find a home for Buttercup before she is destroyed.
Mrs. Babbish brings her mentally challenged daughter, Amy, to stay with the girls while she goes out for awhile. When Lenny sees Amy, he falls head over heels in love with her. But Edna doesn't believe her child knows what love is or a relationship with a man is all about. Neither Amy or Lenny can understand why no one can see they are in love.
It's time for another talent show for the employees at Shotz Brewery, and this year Mr. Shotz wants Laverne and Shirley to find a place for his talentless son in the show, and make him look good.
Shirley asks Laverne a painful favor when she wants her to have cousin Mikey fix her chipped tooth as his final test in dentistry class. only problem is Mikey is a lousy dentist and Laverne can show no signs of pain since his instructor will be watching closely.
The girls go on a bus trip to visit two guys they met, only to be left at the depot with no way home.
Squiggy needs help studying for his driving test so he can remain a driver for Shotz Brewery. He has no trouble with the driving portion of the test, but he must first pass the written part.
Shirley wants to become a member of the Ladies' Auxiliary for the Milwaukee Police, but will need help from Laverne if she wants to pass the obstacle course section.
Lenny asks Laverne to accompany him to the debutant ball, and discovers he is now listed 89th in the line to sit on the throne of Poland.
Laverne has a dream (or maybe a nightmare) that it is now the 1980's and none of the gang is married. So, Lenny and Squiggy marry Laverne and Shirley so they can now vode-doe-doe.
Carmine needs help to raise enough money so he can open his own dance studio and asks Laverne and Shirley for assistance.
When Edna's ex-husband comes back to town, she and Frank break up causing Laverne and Shirley to try and bring them back together again.
Laverne and Shirley accompany the gang on a bus trip to New York to visit the DeFazio relatives and celebrate the Italian festival.
Frank enters a greased pole contest at the Italian festival so he can win his mother a trip back to Italy. Meanwhile, Laverne falls for a local fellow.
Laverne comes to the rescue when Shirley comes down with a case of amnesia due to a bump on her head, and now believes she is a stripper named Roxy, which Lenny and Squiggy take advantage of by booking her to strip at a lodge function.
Laverne is bored with the guys she has been dating recently and has her sight set on Jake, the leader of the Purple Fiends motorcycle gang. Unknown to Laverne is that Jake has a plot in store to perform a robbery while on their date.
The girls get chosen out of the audience to appear on the game show "Be Silly for Dollars." Laverne and Shirley wind up tied back to back in chairs during a chair toss for the "World of Luxury" prize.
Shirley begs Laverne to join her as she goes to night school to learn how to become a medical assistant. The girls become flustered by their militaristic German professor Wilner, causing them to break the class skeleton.
Shirley accepts a date with a creepy guy from their high school days who was known as "Eraserhead," as a means of making Carmine jealous. But the date turns out better than she had expected.
Lenny and Squiggy get threatened at work to arrange a date between Laverne and the tough guy at Shotz Brewery, Biff, but find their guilt weighing on their minds and come to her rescue.
Laverne has never gotten over having lost her mother at a young age and has never been to the cemetery to visit her grave. But Frank believes now is the time and is determined that she take the journey before the week ends.
Laverne heads to Chicago with Lenny and Squiggy in hopes of landing a part in "A Chorus Line." But reality sets in after giving her audition and the boys give a unusual act themselves.
The girls reminisce about the day in which they first moved in together. Through a series of flashbacks the girls remember what it was like being on their own for the first time and getting acclimated to living with each other.
The girls are on cloud nine when asked by two handsome men if they could come to their home for dinner, unaware that they wanted them to cook the meal and serve it to their real dates.
Shirley becomes a media darling after she handcuffs herself to a dog who is scheduled to be sent to the gas chamber at the pound.
Each year Frank DeFazio serves up a lavish Christmas meal to the homeless. But this year business has been bad and he cannot afford the dinner. Even his attempts to raise money as a store Santa Claus turns out bad when his grumpiness makes him the worst Kris Kringle ever.
Shirley becomes suspicious to whether she was a true Feeney after seeing herself next to her seafaring brother, in town for a visit. Now she has set out to prove whether she was born a Feeney or really adopted.
Lenny and Squiggy have been named directors to this years talent show at the Shotz Brewery, making the girls certain that this years show will be a bust. Laverne and Shirley are unhappy with their "human puppet" routine...will this show survive?
Laverne and Shirley win a chance to grab as much food as they can from a grocery store in a five minute time limit. But the whole gang has a list of items they should grab and an idea of how to run the contest, causing nothing but confusion.
Shirley's pity towards a heartbroken Lenny gives him the idea that she is really in love with him.
A fire in the girl's apartment has Shirley falling for one of the firemen, but he has his eyes set on Laverne instead.
Laverne and Shirley try to warn Squiggy that a beautiful woman, Vivian, is using him to help her get her furniture moved to her new home.
Laverne turns to Shirley for help when she falls for a guy named Joey, who only sees her as one of the guys.
Laverne and Shirley get their apartment inspected behind Mrs. Babbish's back, and when he finds a number of things wrong, winds up getting Mrs. Babbish a citation and a deadline on getting the building up to code.
Laverne believes she has seen an industrial snoop at the Shotz Brewery, but no one will take her seriously. She convinces Shirley to hide in the foray to help catch the creeping man.
Laverne and Carmine are both weary of Shirley spending her time with an old millionaire, Monroe Harrison. Harrison's daughter is sure that Shirley is a gold-digger.
As a tie in with lead-in series Happy Days, Laverne and Shirley pretend to be married to Fonzie and Ritchie so that a madman farmer won't force them to marry his daughter's which he caught the boys kissing.
A love note in Carmine's handwriting nearly ends Laverne's friendship with Shirley after she finds it hidden behind the stove.
The girls become counselors at a camp for overweight people.
The girls have bizarre dreams after having an argument about a bounced check they issued.
Shirley's brother has made his return from seas with the Navy, and Shirley believes he has become an alcoholic since she last saw him.
The girls come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy have a fight after Lenny gets pushed into a garbage can by Squiggy.
Frank DeFazio has proposed marriage to Enda, and she gleefully accepts his offer, but the late timing ends up making a quick ceremony with the girls singing in an all-black choir.
The girls have a reunion with their old club, the Deb's, only to discover they now are a group of toughies who are into stealing.
When the girls are left off a list for a promotion at Shotz Brewery, they leave their jobs and join the Army.
Laverne and Shirley find out that being in the Army is not an easy or glamorous occupation as they had believed.
The girls allow Lenny and Squiggy to fix them up with a couple of nice guys, who turn out to be little people.
Laverne and Shirley are once again left in charge of organizing this year's Shotz Talent Show, which includes auditioning the pain staking acts.
The gang are worried when Mr. Shotz decides he will begin giving aptitude tests for all his workers, fearing they all have something in their pasts which will disqualify them for their job.
Laverne and Shirley are set for a vacation in Neir, Mexico, but arrive to find that no room has been reserved for them and they are forced to stay in a room with a stranger.
The girls sign up to be stars of a movie. Unknown to them, the film is for the Army concerning good hygiene.
Shirley's stop in a coffee shop has convinced her that she should become a beatnik.
A mistake on the girls gas and electric bill has them forming a protest by chaining themselves to the building, unaware that another disgruntled customer has planted a bomb inside.
Laverne has fallen in love with a fireman, so much so that she wants to marry the man. But tragedy strikes when he is killed in a fire before getting the chance to propose to her.
Carmine, always in need of money, has gone to work as a toughie for a loan shark.
The girls are taking a trip aboard a train known as the Moosejaw Express, when a murder victim falls into their compartment.
The girls become sleuths as they try to uncover who the killer is aboard the Moosejaw Express.
Back in the Army, Sgt. Alvinia Plout has the girls compete in a survival test against the men.
Lenny asks for help when Squiggy begins sleepwalking and believing that he is a foreign Duke.
Antonio, Laverne's cousin from Italy has come to America to make his fortune, but finds the going is tough.
Lenny inherits a run-down, greasy spoon diner known as Laslo's Place, which he changes to Dead Laslo's Place. In need of a job, Laverne and Shirley decide they will work for the boys as waitresses.
Laverne is afraid of spending time alone, a phobia in which Shirley is hoping to cure.
The girls decide to head out to California to be with Mr. DeFazio, now that they lost their jobs at the Shotz Brewery.
The girls first night in their California apartment is filled with meeting their new neighbors and feeling a real earthquake.
Laverne and Shirley get a chance to play a bit role in a movie but are a little uncooperative when it comes to being lifted up on top of some rock formation. If they play their cards right they may get to meet Troy Donohue.
Laverne has agreed to be a part of Sonny's knife throwing act at Cowboy Bill's, but when Shirley steps in as Sonny's replacement because of a broken arm, Laverne has second thoughts.
Laverne and Shirley have finally found a job they can handle in California as gift wrappers at Bardwell's Department Store. But Laverne may blow the deal when she consumes some alcohol laced candy.
Lenny and Squiggy have been asked to appear on the Dating Game TV show.
Shirley has finally caught herself a doctor, but then realizes that he is dating her because she resembles his ex-wife.
While on their way to California, Lenny and Squiggy leave a hotel room in ruins and try to blame Laverne and Shirley for the mess.
Lenny and Squiggy dream they are silent film stars of the black and white era.
Sonny quits his stuntman job after discovering that Laverne is worried he will be seriously injured, and gets himself a job as an insurance salesman.
The girls are left in charge of the home belonging to the franchise owner of Cowboy Bill's. They decide to hold a small party which grows out of control, and is finally crashed by a motorcycle gang who trash the place. Although the girls manage to clean up the mansion in time for the owner's return, his pet parrot may tell im what went on this weekend.
The gang get down to a game of Truth and Dare on a lazy, rainy night, but tempers soon begin to flare.
Some laced brownies have Laverne and Shirley at the alter ready to marry a pair of British rock musicians.
The gang all come down to support Carmine as he tries out a stand up comedy act, but ends up alienating his friends by using them as the butt of his jokes.
Believing they didn't get their usual tri-monthly raise, Laverne and Shirley write their boss a nasty letter. But after finding out it was only a mistake, the girls must now get the letter back to keep their jobs.
With the help of Carmine, Lenny and Squiggy, the girls attempt to get back a nasty letter they wrote to their boss.
The girls ask Edna's advice when their dates expect them to go all the way after their date is over.
Frank and Edna are celebrating their fifth anniversary and the girls want to give them a party.
Sgt. Plout has had enough of the army and goes AWOL to see what civilian life is like. Her first stop is to Laverne and Shirley's apartment for a place to stay.
Laverne is depressed after breaking her leg, which causes her to miss a party. While watching It's a Wonderful Life on TV, she falls asleep and dreams about what life would be like if she was never born.
Laverne wants to surprise the crowd at Cowboy Bill's and asks for Carmine's help in giving her voice lessons so she can sing at "Hoot Night."
Laverne and Shirley have written a play for children, but Squiggy forgets when they were to put the show on. Now the girls must handle all the parts to Murder In Mother Goose Land, in front of a Broadway producer.
Lenny and Squiggy are running their own talent agency and asks Laverne and Shirley to be part of a Latvian acrobatic act on TV.
Laverne winds up with a broken jaw after a day of reminiscing about their high school days gets Laverne and Shirley embroiled in a fist fight.
Sal, Laverne's old boyfriend, shows up in California in a search for her, but now he is a millionaire.
While attending a wild fraternity party, the girls come to a conclusion that they are no longer as young as they once were.
Shirley accidentally becomes handcuffed to a bank robber, who's only escape would mean she would have to go along with him.
Lenny and Squiggy wander backstage at an awards show which is being televised, and suddenly find themselves standing next to Joey Heatherton.
Laverne becomes upset when she loses one of her late mother's diamond earrings.
Laverne is all set to move in with her boyfriend, but a chat with Lenny makes her change her mind.
Barwell's Department Store gets an unexpected customer when a depressed Charles Grodin walks in searching for some Christmas cheer. But the girls believe he is there for a different reason. Laverne is convinced he is hitting on her for a date, while Shirley is thinking he wants a job at the store.
Shirley has a chance for a free wedding reception, now all she must do is convince Carmine to be her groom.
Squiggy is feeling lonely now that Lenny has been seeing a girl at their favorite spot, the La Brea tar pits.
Animal lover Shirley gives Rhonda a piece of her mind when she sees her wearing a fur coat. Meanwhile, Laverne is unaware that the man she has set Shirley up with is a furrier.
Carmine is convinced by Rhonda that he is right for the part in a movie as an ex-boxer.
While at Bardwell's Department Store, the girl's get treated rudely by a singing sensation, and plan on taking some incriminating pictures to sell to a tabloid as their revenge.
Laverne is unaware that her new boyfriend is married, that is until his wife walks in to the same restaurant they are at during a date.
During a trip back to Milwaukee for a class reunion, Lenny and Squiggy has all their friends believing that Laverne, Shirley and Carmine have become big Hollywood stars.
Since dating around the town has been a waste of time, Laverne and Shirley decide to look for guys on the ski slopes.
While Squiggy gets reunited with his long-lost father, Laverne and the gang become extras in a Broadway styled play.
Carmine and Frank DeFazio have an argument over which music is better, that of today or yesteryear?
With Squiggy acting as Carmine's agent, he does a gig as "Lightning Man."
The girl's apartment has been hit by robbers, so Mr. DiFazio and Carmine want to set up a trap.
Shirley's conscience is working overtime after she borrows and loses Laverne's favorite purse without asking permission first. Now she dreams that Laverne is out for revenge.
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Shirley falls in love with a man named Walter Meeney while at the Veterans Affairs hospital, and after a short courting has decided to marry him, which means she will soon be moving away from Laverne.
Bardwell's department store is hosting a "House of the Future" display in their window, and Laverne and Shirley have agreed to live there for the weekend.
Laverne is crushed and hurt when Shirley rushes off overseas to be with her husband and only left a short note after years of friendship. The gang try to find Laverne a new roommate and cheer her up to get her out of the depression which has set in.
Laverne takes a job at Ajax Aerospace after running low on money. After becoming bored, Laverne puts on an experimental anti-gravity suit from the laboratory and can't seem to keep her feet on the ground.
Laverne is asked to try out as a Playboy bunny while at the Playboy club, getting an application for Rhonda. After passing the first test, Laverne is asked to attend bunny training course which she finds is harder than it looks.
Laverne gets herself mixed up with bad company when her new friends bring her to a bank for what she believes is to pick up new dishes, unknown that they are bank robbers. Now she is arrested with them and taken to jail.
While waiting to be booked into jail, Laverne and her gang are mistaken for a group of murderers and are sentenced to be executed. With no one knowing she is in prison, Laverne's goose seems to be cooked. That is until Squiggy stops by the prison as he does every Saturday night and notices Laverne in there.
Laverne is sent to see a gypsy after breaking a chain letter and then going through a run of bad luck.
Laverne tries to restore her boyfriend's confidence, but her plan goes awry.
Laverne is dating a gymnast who's specialty is the flying trapeze. But she can't get passed a feeling that he is trying to kill her.
Laverne can't shake her depression over the direction in which her life has been going and asks Mother Superior if she can move into the convent for awhile. But Laverne's big mouth may get her kicked out of the nunnery.
The Russian ballet is in town and a defector from the troupe is a dead ringer for Squiggy...except for the dancing part.
Sgt. Plout is back, pregnant and needing a place to stay. So Laverne gives her a room as the two mothers-to-be contest and then head to a funeral for an old friend of Mr. DeFazio. While at the proceedings Sgt. Plout goes into labor and has her baby...right there.
Laverne informs Chuck that if his band is going to make any money then they will need to learn to play rock 'n roll music. Unfortunately, they are going to need a lot of help.
Laverne's new boyfriend is a fashion photographer which makes her jealous over spending all day with beautiful models. So Laverne attends a fashion show in order to keep an eye on him and mistakenly ends up walking down the catwalk as a model.
Frank seeks condolences from Laverne after finding a note from Edna stating that she is leaving him. Because Laverne is in a hurry she asks her pop to watch Little Chucky, unaware that he is a chimp.
Laverne believes her apartment is being spooked by a ghost and holds a seance along with the gang in order to exorcise it off her residence.
Lenny and Squiggy believe they have found a treasure map and go searching for the riches along with Carmine and Frank.
Squendelyn, Squiggy's weird sister has arrived in town for a visit and falls in love with Carmine.
Carmine's singing career seems to be headed no where, until his record is heard by a record executive and offer's him a shot to appear on popular music show.
When a councilman decides that a new high rise building should be built on the site of Cowboy Bill's, Frank DeFazio decides to through his hat in the ring and run for the job himself.
Carmine has faced the realization that his career in California is dead and decides to head to New York and try out for a part in a Broadway show.