1.Lou and Andy - Andy tries his luck at a TV phone-in competition. (featuring Richard and Judy)
2.Mrs Emery - Mrs Emery visits the post office
3.Vicky Pollard - Vicky starts her new job working on an adult chat line
4.Dudley and Ting Tong - Dudley catches Ting-Tong doing something unlady-like in the toilet.
5.Bubbles - After another fight with Bubbles, Desiree loses more than her towel.
6.Linda - Linda assists with a course change for a female student ("Magnum PI") with a slight facial hair problem.
7.Marjorie - Marjorie becomes jelous when her new boyfriend starts being friendly with Tanya.
8.Leonard - Cup of tea
9.Daffyd - Daffyd introduces Myfanwy to his new...Girlfriend?
10.Mr Mann - Mr Mann is looking to buy a painting of a dissapointed horse.
11.Pat and Don - Don takes Pat to an Indian restaurant, where the King Prawn Vindaloo has an unusual effect on him.
12.Judy and Maggie - Maggie is recovering well from a kidney transplant, until she's given the name of the donor.
13.Sebastian and Michael - Sebastian serenades the PM in the Houses of Paliament.
14.Lou and Andy - Andy decides to make a trip along the River Thames slightly more interesting.