1.Lou & Andy - Lou is trying to cement Andy's new patio. But what will Andy do when Lou turns around?
2.Carol - Travel agent - A couple need travel insurance for their holiday...
3.Vicky Pollard - Baby sitter (part 1): Vicky is asked to babysit a couple's son whilst they go out...did they make the wrong decision?
4.Linda - Linda tries to help "Molly the mole"...
5.Norman Fry - Gaydar
6.Marjorie Dawes - The FatFighters members bring in photo's of themselves...But what will Marjorie say this time?
7.Vick Pollard - Baby sitter (part 2): The couple return from their night out to find a party going on in their own house.
8.The horse - Someone wants an XP upgrade...the horse will deal with it...
9.Daffyd - Why can't Daffyd get a job? "I'm a gay"
10.Sid Pegg's Neighbourhood watch - Sid Pegg calls another Neighbourhood Watch meeting to discuss self defence.
11.Mr Mann - Mr Mann visits Roy's Fancy Dress shop to find a David Baddiel outfit.
12.Lou & Andy - Lou and Andy visit a Rugby match. What will happen when Lou goes to get some drinks?
13.Sebastian - Arab-Israel peace talks.
14.Emily & Florence - Emily show's a young mother her "baby"...