Overton: Didn't take John long to get them 34 buttons undone. Apparently they had more that just tea in the parlor. You know Synclaire, I enjoy tea.
Max: So Khadijah, how was your first day with your new writer, Mr. Beautiful?
Khadijah: Let me put it to you like this. Xavier spent all day stocking his desk, and you know we keep the office supplies in the file cabinet. In the bottom drawer.
Kyle: You know, men could never get away with talking about women like that.
Regine: That's right. Welcome to the nineties.
Kyle: Now if I may speak for good-looking men everywhere...
Max: Only as their rodeo clown.
Kyle: That reminds me. Bronco busting's about to start, and they're holding a stall for you, Flicka.
Max: Don't touch it, girl.
Khadijah: Hey, I'm with you. Hands off.
Regine: What do you mean, "Don't touch it"? Shoot, she's paying for it!
Khadijah: This is the worst day of my life. I'm so embarrassed.
Max: Khadijah, did your blouse pop open again?
Synclaire: You didn't read his samples. You didn't check his references. Khadijah, the next time I staple your papers at the wrong angle, cut me some slack, okay?
Khadijah: You're gonna sue me?
Xavier: For sexual harassment.
Khadijah: Well, fine. Just remember: "harassment": one r, two s's.
Episode Title: Fatal Distraction
This title is based on the title of the 1987 film Fatal Attraction, starring Glenn Close and Michael Douglas.
Khadijah: Today was a good day!
Khadijah copies rapper Ice Cube's inflection as she quotes the chorus of his 1993 hit It Was a Good Day while talking about Xavier bending over to collect office supplies.