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Season 9
195 :09x01 - The Best of Enemies (Nov/17/1980)
Hawkeye gets as pass to Seoul for some R&R, while all poor B.J. wants is some uninterrupted sleep. But Hawkeye gets shanghaied by a North Korean who wants his medical skills, and B.J. gets dragooned into a bridge match that pits he and Margaret against the formidable pairing of Charles and the colonel!
Guest Stars: Mako as North Korean Soldier, Steven Lum as Wounded Korean Soldier
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Sheldon Bull
 
196 :09x02 - Letters (Nov/24/1980)
A friend of Hawkeye's who is a school teacher sends a package of letters to the 4077th. Hawkeye distributes them with the rule that no letter may be swapped - each recipient must answer the letter he got. Each member of the MASH unit faces challenges answering these letters, ranging from remembering patients they couldn't save, to dealing with a young boy's misery at his brother's death.
Guest Stars: Michael Currie as Dr. Brewer, Larry Cedar as The Soldier, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Shari Saba as Nurse
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
197 :09x03 - Cementing Relationships (Dec/01/1980)
Discovering a staph infection in a post-operative patient, the latest in a number of such infections, Hawkeye sets out to discover the cause. And he does - cracks in the wooden floor harbor bacteria. He and Klinger set out to replace the operating room floor with concrete. Meanwhile, an Italian soldier who receives a Dear John letter sets his sights on Hot Lips.
Guest Stars: Joel Brooks (1) as Ignazio, Alan Toy as Cochran, Mel Harris as The Driver
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
198 :09x04 - Father's Day (Dec/08/1980)
Margaret's father "Howitzer" Houlihan tells her he'll be coming to the came for a visit. She struggles to impress him without much success. The attire and attitudes of Hawkeye and B.J. make that task much harder; they're trying to hide a whole frozen cow diverted to them by a grateful patient from its rightful owner.
Guest Stars: Roy Evans as Unknown, Art LaFleur as M.P., Jeffrey Kramer as Sergeant Morgrove, Andrew Duggan as Alvin 'Howitzer' Houlihan
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
199 :09x05 - Death Takes a Holiday (Dec/15/1980)
It is Christmastime and there is a cease-fire in effect. But there will be no Christmas dinner, for the supply lines have been cut. The worst victims will be the children from the orphanage who were to share the meal. Elsewhere, B.J. struggles to keep a sniper's victim alive - at least until midnight, so that his children will not remember Christmas as the day their father died.
Guest Stars: Yoshi Hoover as Korean Boy, Sally Imamura as Korean Girl, Perren Page as Driver, Keye Luke as Choi Sung Ho, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo
Director: Mike Farrell
Writer: Mike Farrell
 
200 :09x06 - A War for all Seasons (Dec/29/1980)
It's almost the New Year, and Colonel Potter, dressed as Father Time, toasts the departing year and the arriving year, as the doctors and nurses remember some of 1951, including a bet over which baseball team would win the pennant and Hawkeye's Quixotic quest to build a kidney dialysis machine.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Carl Freed as Patient, Laurie Bates as Nurse
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
201 :09x07 - Your Retention Please (Jan/05/1981)
Klinger receives a letter from his ex-wife Laverne, and learns she will marry his best friend Gus! Upset, he's an easy mark for the "Retention Officer" whose job is to convince men to re-enlist. Meanwhile, Charles crows about his successful nerve repair without giving proper credit to the tech who helped him.
Guest Stars: Sam Weisman as Sgt. Barry Hutchinson, Barry Corbin as Sergeant Joe Vickers, Jeff Maxwell as Igor
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Erik Tarloff
 
202 :09x08 - Tell it To the Marines (Jan/12/1981)
Potter leaves to visit with some friends, and leaves Hawkeye in charge. That's bad news for Charles, who doesn't want Hawkeye in charge of anything! But when Charles backs into command, it goes to his head. Meanwhile, Hawkeye and B.J. try to get a soldier from Holland home a week early so he can see his mother before she's deported - and get into hot water over the methods they use.
Guest Stars: Stan Wells as M.P., Michael McGuirre as Colonel Mulholland, Denny Miller (1) as Jost Van Liter, James Gallery as Murray Thompson
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Hank Bradford
 
203 :09x09 - Taking the Fifth (Jan/19/1981)
Surgeries take longer because the Army has forbidden the use of curare, necessary for complete muscle relaxation. When B.J. cannot even get a patient completely under, Potter goes livid, and then he and Klinger go to a Canadian camp for some of the drug. Hawkeye, meanwhile, plans to wine and dine one lucky nurse who wins a special contest!
Guest Stars: Susan Berger as Nurse, Charles Hallahan as Colin Turnbull, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Judy Farrell as Nurse Able
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
204 :09x10 - Operation Friendship (Jan/26/1981)
While in the midst of a tongue-lashing, Klinger manages to save Charles's life, and Winchester's attitude toward the enlisted man does an about face - he's waiting on Klinger hand and foot. The same explosion injured B.J.'s arm, but he's reluctant to have it treated. Fortunately, Potter knows what to do about that.
Guest Stars: Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, Tim O'Connor as Dr. Norman Traeger
Director: Rena Down
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
205 :09x11 - No Sweat (Feb/02/1981)
In the midst of miserable heat, the various members of the 4077th all have different problems: Margaret develops prickly heat, Charles has to deal with three years of tax records prepared by a crooked accountant, Colonel Potter is half out of it from a sleeping pill, and B.J. is upset because Peg wrote him that the gutters of their house need cleaning!
Guest Stars: Perren Page as Driver, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
 
206 :09x12 - Depressing News (Feb/09/1981)
The army sends Potter a truckload of tongue depressors, not the box he ordered. That inspires Hawkeye to construct a copy of the Washington monument from them, with each one bearing the name of a patient. Thanks to Klinger's new newspaper, this comes to the attention of the army, who wants to use it to recruit new soldiers! Hawkeye, infuriated that his creation has been so misinterpreted, takes action...
Guest Stars: William Bogert as Captain Maurice Allen, David Dozar as Delivery Man, Albert Insinnia as Photographer, Rodney Saulsberry as Oldham
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
207 :09x13 - No Laughing Matter (Feb/16/1981)
A magazine article about insecurity eventually leads to Hawkeye trying to go a whole day without a single wisecrack. And Charles must deal with Colonel Baldwin, the man who exiled him to the 4077th rather than pay the $600 he owed Charles. A complex chain of circumstances leaves Charles to choose between a nice, easy job in Tokyo and ruining Margaret's career!
Guest Stars: Nathan Jung as Korean Thug, Mae Hi as Korean Woman, Robert Symonds as Colonel Horace Baldwin, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
208 :09x14 - Oh, How We Danced (Feb/23/1981)
It is time again for the sanitation inspect of a front line unit, and this time Charles can't evade the duty! But when he gives the unit a horrific report, the commander comes to the 4077th and punches him! That leads him to learn karate. Meanwhile, Hawkeye records B.J. talking about his memories of home as part of a suprise anniversary party.
Guest Stars: Michael Choe as Soon Chi Lu, Catherine Bergstrom as Peg Hunnicutt, Arlen Dean Snyder as Major Finch, Yuki Shimoda (1) as Key Lung Yu, Shari Saba as Nurse, Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
 
209 :09x15 - Bottoms Up (Mar/02/1981)
Hawkeye and B.J. pull a prank on Charles that gets Hawkeye in hot water when everyone starts to think he's mean! And when he tries to fix it, he just makes it worse - until he figures out who's really being pranked! Margaret learns that one of her nurses has a drinking problem, and must figure out how to handle it.
Guest Stars: Jimmy Barron as Patient, Laurie Vates as Nurse, Shari Saba as Nurse, Gail Strickland as Captain Helen Whitfield, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Bill Snider as Corpsman
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
210 :09x16 - The Red/White Blues (Mar/09/1981)
Colonel Potter's blood pressure is up, and that's bad, because he'll lose his command if the chief surgeon finds out. He asks for two weeks to get it under control, and Hawkeye agrees. But the word soon gets around, and Potter gets angrier at the people who are trying to keep him calm! Well, except for Klinger, whose problems running the Colonel's office might be incompetence... or something else.
Guest Stars: Frank Pettinger as Corpsman, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse
Director: Gabrielle Beaumont
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
211 :09x17 - Bless You, Hawkeye (Mar/16/1981)
After some wounded arrive in the middle of the night, Hawkeye begins to sneeze. Various folks try various remedies without success, so they finally call in Sidney Friedman. Sidney talks to Hawkeye and discovers the real reason for Hawkeye's constant sneezing.
Guest Stars: Pamela Coleman as Nurse, Barry Schwartz as Pt. Joe Caputo, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Dennis Troy as Driver
Director: Nell Cox (1)
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
212 :09x18 - Blood Brothers (Apr/06/1981)
Hawkeye's patient may still be bleeding inside but he cannot operate because of an infection, so Hawkeye lets the man's friend Sturgis stay with him. Elsewhere in the camp, Father Mulcahy has learned that Cardinal Reardon will soon visit, so he launches a "sin patrol" to clean up the camp. When Sturgis's friend needs blood, Sturgis volunteers his, leading Hawkeye and Mulcahy to different disturbing realizations.
Guest Stars: Robert Balderson as Captain Bratton, Ray Middleton as Cardinal Reardon, Tom Kindle as G.I., Patrick Swayze as Pt. Gary Sturges, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Dennis Troy as Dennis
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
213 :09x19 - The Foresight Saga (Apr/13/1981)
The 4077th receives an optimistic letter from Radar! They also receive some fresh vegetables from a family they helped - a family whose son is later orphaned. Hawkeye and B.J., much to Charles's ire, allow the lad to stay in the Swamp. Meanwhile, something about the letter bothers Colonel Potter so he calls Radar at home in Iowa, and discovers things aren't going well. But he might just have an answer...
Guest Stars: Rummel Mor as Park Sung, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Philip Sterling as Dr. Bud Herzog
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
214 :09x20 - The Life You Save (May/04/1981)
When Charles is almost killed by sniper fire, he begins to develop a philosophical obsession with death. Colonel Potter assigns everyone in the unit supervisory tasks they can't do well but must learn. Hawkeye's in charge of the food, B.J. the laundry, Charles the motor pool and Margaret is in charge of morale!
Guest Stars: Wayne Morton as Enlisted Man, Paul Ventura as Soldier, Arthur Taxier as Surgeon, Andrew Parks as Dying Soldier, Jim Knaub as Pt. Markham, Jack Kearney as Soldier, Jin Boeke as Sergeant Chiaverini, Val Bisoglio as The Cook, Meshach Taylor as Orderly, G. W. Bailey as Rizzo, Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, Dennis Troy as Dennis, Shari Saba as Nurse
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: John Rappaport, Alan Alda
 
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