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Season 1
1 :01x01 - M*A*S*H - The Pilot (Sep/17/1972)
At the 4077th MASH (Mobile Army Surgical Hospital) in Korea, doctors "Hawkeye" Pierce and "Trapper" John McIntyre are ecstatic when they receive news that Ho-John, their Korean house boy was accepted into Hawkeye's college. To get the money needed to fly Ho-John to the U.S., Hawkeye and Trapper decide to throw a fundraiser party and raffle off a weekend pass to Tokyo with Nurse Lieutenant Dish.
Guest Stars: Odessa Cleveland as Ginger Bayliss, Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, Bruno Kirby as Pvt. Lorenzo Boone, Gene Wood as Brigadier Gen. Hamilton Hartington Hammond, George Morgan as Father John Francis "Red" Mulcahy, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, Karen Philipp as Lieutenant Maria 'Dish' Schneider, Timothy Brown (1) as Spearchucker Jones, Laura Miller (1) as Knocko, John Orchard as Ugly John, G. Wood as Brigadier Gen. Hamilton Hartington Hammond
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
2 :01x02 - To Market, to Market (Sep/24/1972)
After the 4077th's supply of hydrocortisone is stolen by black marketers, Hawkeye and Trapper arrange a deal with a local black marketer to get some more. However, Hawkeye and Trapper agree to trade Henry's oak desk for the hydrocortisone, and Margaret and Frank become increasingly suspicious of the duo's plotting.
Guest Stars: Jack Soo as Charlie Lee, Robert Ito as Lin, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger Bayliss, John C. Johnson (4) as Truck Driver, G. Wood as Brigadier Gen. Hamilton Hartington Hammond
Director: Michael O'Herlihy
Writer: Burt Styler
 
3 :01x03 - Requiem for a Lightweight (Oct/01/1972)
Trapper and Hawkeye try to stop a nurse from getting transferred. Henry makes Trapper fight a commander in a boxing tournament in exchange for the nurse being able to stay at the 4077th. To make sure that Trapper wins, Hawkeye and Ugly soak Trapper's gloves in ether.
Guest Stars: Marcia Strassman as Nurse Margie Cutler, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, John Orchard as Ugly John, Sorrell Booke as General Wilson Spaulding Barker, Mike McGirr as Flacker
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Hy Averback, Robert Klane
 
4 :01x04 - Chief Surgeon Who? (Oct/08/1972)
Burns is shocked when Hawkeye is chosen by Henry as the new chief surgeon. After Frank and Hot Lips complain about Hawkeye's promotion to General Baker, the General decides to pay the 4077th a visit. There, Baker is shown how the camp lives, including a poker game and a surgery session, proving that the 4077th can work and have fun at the same time. This episode marks the first appearence for Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger who is trying to get out of the army on a section 8 discharge by wearing women's clothing.
Guest Stars: Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss, Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, John Orchard as Ugly John, Sorrell Booke as General Wilson Spaulding Barker, Karen Philipp as Lieutenant Maria 'Dish' Schneider, Jack Riley as Captain Kaplan, Robert Gooden as Boone, Timothy Brown (1) as Spearchucker
Director: E. W. Swackhamer
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
5 :01x05 - The Moose (Oct/15/1972)
Hawkeye wins a servant in a poker game from a soldier with the intention of setting her free. After days of retraining Young Hi to be independent, she returns back to the Swamp.
Guest Stars: Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, John Orchard as Ugly John, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, Barbara Brownell as Lt. Jones, Paul Jenkins as Sergeant Baker, Craig Jue as Benny, Timothy Brown (1) as Spearchucker, Virginia Lee (1) as Young Hi
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
6 :01x06 - Yankee Doodle Doctor (Oct/22/1972)
The Army requests that the unit create a film of their daily duties to show the civilians back at home. But when Haweye and Trapper find out the script is mostly propaganda, they sabotage the movie for a comical version of their own.
Guest Stars: Marcia Strassman as Nurse Margie Cutler, Herb Voland as General Clayton, Ed Flanders as Lt. Duane William Bricker, Bert Kramer as Sergeant Martin, Tom Sparks as Corpsman
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
7 :01x07 - Bananas, Crackers and Nuts (Nov/05/1972)
While Henry is away at a conference, Frank denies Hawkeye's R&R papers. Hawk creates a scheme in which he pretends he is suffering from exhaustion and is going crazy.
Guest Stars: Marcia Strassman as Nurse Margie Cutler, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss, Stuart Margolin as Captain Dr. Mandel Sherman
Director: Bruce Bilson
Writer: Burt Styler
 
8 :01x08 - Cowboy (Nov/12/1972)
A chopper pilot known as the Cowboy holds Henry responsible for his broken marriage by not letting him go home to patch things up. His revenge starts as a sniper taking shots at the Colonel, but soon turns hairy when Henry takes a chopper ride with Cowboy, just as a letter from home arrives for him.
Guest Stars: William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, John Orchard as Ugly John, Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, Billy Green Bush (2) as John Hodges, The Cowboy, Jean Powell as Nurse, Mike Robello as Cook, Joe Corey (1) as Goldstein
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
9 :01x09 - Henry, Please Come Home (Nov/19/1972)
Hawk and Trapper devise a plan to get Henry to return to the 4077th after he gets a transfer to Tokyo as an administrator. The scheme includes Radar feigning an illness, knowing Henry is very fond of the boy.
Guest Stars: William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, John Orchard as Ugly John, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss, Gene Wood as Brigadier Gen. Hamilton Hartington Hammond, Kasuko Kasuro as Cho-Cho, Jean Fleet as Nurse, Bill Svanoe as Aide, Noel Tey as Mama San, Robert Gooden as Boone, G. Wood as Brigadier Gen. Hamilton Hartington Hammond, Timothy Brown (1) as Spearchucker
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
10 :01x10 - I Hate A Mystery (Nov/26/1972)
A rash of missing items from the camp leads to a full tent to tent investigation. But Hawkeye is made the prime suspect when his trunk is opened, filled with the missing doodads.
Guest Stars: William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, John Orchard as Ugly John, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss, Bonnie Jones as Lt. Barbara Bannerman, Timothy Brown (1) as Spearchucker
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Hal Dresner
 
11 :01x11 - Germ Warfare (Dec/10/1972)
In need for a rare type of blood, Hawkeye and Trapper steal a pint from hard-sleeping Frank. But when a test is performed on the blood it reveals that Frank has infectious Hepatitis. As to make sure, they would need to perform more tests, including a urinalysis and will need to keep Frank away from Hot Lips.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as P.O.W., Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss, Karen Philipp as Lieutenant Maria 'Dish' Schneider, Timothy Brown (1) as Spearchucker, Robert Gooden as Boone
Director: Terry Becker
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
12 :01x12 - Dear Dad (Dec/17/1972)
Hawk's holiday letter to his father gives a look at the recent happenings at the camp. Among the highlights is Klinger threatening to kill Frank with a grenade after he makes him break a tray of specimens on their way to the lab. The camp's Christmas party for the orphans is interrupted when Hawk, dressed as Saint Nick, is called on to go in the field of combat to help a wounded soldier.
Guest Stars: Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss, Buck Young as MP, Gary van Orman as Corporal, Lizabeth Deen (1) as Becky, Bonnie Jones as Lt. Barbara Bannerman, William Katt as PFC
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
13 :01x13 - Edwina (Dec/24/1972)
The nurses of the 4077th refuse to 'service' the doctors until one of them goes on a date with a klutzy nurse named Edwina. A lottery determines Hawkeye as the "winner" and is in store for a night he will never forget.
Guest Stars: Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, Marcia Strassman as Nurse Margie Cutler, Arlene Golonka as Edwina
Director: James Sheldon
Writer: James Sheldon
 
14 :01x14 - Love Story (Jan/07/1973)
A Dear John record from home has Radar in the dumps. With help from Hawk and Trapper, they school Radar on how to act around a woman, and the nurse of his choice is a recent transfer who enjoys books and Bach. But Margret and Frank plan to stop the romance before it even gets started.
Guest Stars: Marcia Strassman as Nurse Margie Cutler, Kelly Jean Peters as Anderson, Jerry Harper (1) as Sergeant, Barbara Brownell as Lt. Jones, Indira Danks as Lt. O'Brien
Director: Earl Bellamy
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
15 :01x15 - Tuttle (Jan/14/1973)
Hawkeye and Trapper invent a doctor, Capt. Jonathon Tuttle, and donate all his earnings to Sister Theresa's orphanage. But when a General hears of the Captain's generosity, he insists that he gives him an accommodation in person.
Guest Stars: Mary-Robin Redd as Sister Theresa, James Sikking as Finance Officer, Dennis Fimple as Sergeant Pryor, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Herb Voland as General Clayton
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Bruce Shelly, David Ketchum
 
16 :01x16 - The Ringbanger (Jan/21/1973)
Colonel Buzz Maxwell, a soldier with a reputation of having the highest casualty rate, makes a visit to the 4077th. When Hawkeye and Trapper hear of his plans to take a hill despite the risk of a high death toll, they make plans on making him look like he is going crazy.
Guest Stars: Leslie Nielsen as Colonel Buzz Maxwell, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Jerry Mayer (2)
 
17 :01x17 - Sometimes You Hear the Bullet (Jan/28/1973)
An underage soldier, Wendell Peterson, arrives wounded at the 4077th, and Hawkeye agrees to let him go back in combat after hearing his reason why he joined the Marines. But after a friend of Hawk is brought in as a casualty, he has second thoughts about Wendell.
Guest Stars: Ron Howard (1) as Wendell Peterson, James T. Callahan (1) as Tommy Gillis, Fred Lerner as Patient #1, Chuck Hicks as Patient #2, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Lynette Mettey as Lt. Nancy Griffin, John Orchard as Ugly John
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Carl Kleinschmitt
 
18 :01x18 - Dear Dad, Again (Feb/04/1973)
Another letter home to Hawkeye's father reveals all the latest gossip, including a doctor who is a phony, Hawk's bet that he can walk around naked throughout the 4077th and it would not faze anyone. Also, Radar finishes high school through a correspondent course, Frank's drunken binge after Margret threatens to leave him and the camp's talent-less show.
Guest Stars: Gail Bowman as Nurse, Alex Henteloff as Captain Adam Casey, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Sheldon Keller, Larry Gelbart
 
19 :01x19 - The Long-John Flap (Feb/17/1973)
A pair of long-johns sent to Hawkeye from his father makes its way from person to person throughout the camp. From Trapper's feign illness, Radar's luck at the poker table, the cook's trade for a Lamb dinner and Col. Blake holding them for safe keeping until the real owner can be determined.
Guest Stars: Kathleen King (1) as Nurse Beddoes, Joseph V. Perry as The Cook, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Alan Alda
 
20 :01x20 - The Army-Navy Game (Feb/25/1973)
An unexploded bomb in the compound interrupts the annual broadcast of the Army-Navy football game. It's left up to Trapper and Hawk to work their surgical skills on the shell and defuse the bomb before it detonates.
Guest Stars: Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse Hardy, Alan Manson as Colonel Hersh, John A. Zee as Sturner, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Mason, John Orchard as Ugly John
Director: Gene Reynolds
Story: McLean Stevenson | Teleplay: Sid Dorfman
 
21 :01x21 - Sticky Wicket (Mar/04/1973)
Hawkeye has once again discredited Frank's ability as a surgeon, but this time the shoe is on the other foot when Hawk's patient isn't recovering as he should. A perplexed Hawk moves away from the Swamp in hopes of figuring out what could have possibly went wrong.
Guest Stars: Wayne Bryan as Pt. Thompson, Bonnie Jones as Lt. Barbara Bannerman, Lynette Mettey as Lt. Nancy Griffin, John Orchard as Ugly John
Director: Don Weis
Story: Richard Baer | Teleplay: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart
 
22 :01x22 - Major Fred C. Dobbs (Mar/11/1973)
Hawk and Trapper's constant demeaning of Frank has led to he and Margret requesting an immediate transfer. But this time Colonel Blake is not amused and holds them both responsible for the 4077th's loss of both a doctor and head nurse. The only thing that could possibly change Frank's mind is his greed. So Hawk and Trapper pretend they have discovered a gold mine in Korea.
Guest Stars: Harvey J. Goldenberg as Captain George Kaplan, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Sid Dorfman
 
23 :01x23 - Cease-Fire (Mar/18/1973)
General Clayton calls to say that a cease-fire will be declared, much to the delight of the camp. But Trapper refuses to celebrate, insisting he has seen this before and that the truce will soon be broken.
Guest Stars: Bruce Kimmel as Private Gilbert, Bonnie Jones as Lt. Barbara Bannerman, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Lynette Mettey as Lt. Nancy Griffin, Herb Voland as General Clayton, Patrick Adiarte as Ho-Jon, Marcia Strassman as Nurse Margie Cutler, Odessa Cleveland as Nurse Ginger Bayliss
Director: Earl Bellamy
Story: Larry Gelbart | Teleplay: Laurence Marks (2)
 
24 :01x24 - Showtime (Mar/25/1973)
While a group stops to entertain the 4077th, Captain Kaplan awaits his trip home from the war but is paranoid that something will happen that delays his trip. Also, Henry awaits word from home about the birth of his baby.
Guest Stars: Jean Turrell as Miller Sister, Oksun Kim as Korean Woman, Joey Forman as Jackie Flash, Harvey J. Goldenberg as Captain George Kaplan, Stanley Clay as Driver, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, John Orchard as Ugly John, Marilyn King as Miller Sister, Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse, Joan Lucksinger as Miller Sister
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Story: Larry Gelbart | Teleplay: Larry Gelbart
 
Season 2
25 :02x01 - Divided We Stand (Sep/15/1973)
General Clayton assigns a psychiatrist, Captain Hildebrand to examine the 4077th after Frank and Margret's constant letters to him describing the happenings around the camp. His recommendation is to disband the group, that is until he sees them at work in the operating room.
Guest Stars: Leslie Evans as Nurse Bryan, Anthony Holland as Captain Philip Hildebrand, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Mason, Herb Voland as General Clayton, Linda Meiklejohn as Nurse Leslie Scorch, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
26 :02x02 - 5 O'Clock Charlie (Sep/22/1973)
Frank asks General Clayton for an anti-aircraft gun after an inept Korean pilot keeps bombing the area around the camp. His target is determined to be the ammo dump, and Hawk and Trapper must hold Frank at bay until he can hit his intended target.
Guest Stars: Sarah Fankboner as Nurse Klein, Lloyd King as Soldier, Deborah Newman as Nurse Richards, Gail Bowman as Nurse Powell, Corey Fischer (1) as Captain Phil Cardozo, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Herb Voland as General Clayton, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger
Director: Norman Tokar
Story: Keith Walker | Teleplay: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
27 :02x03 - Radar's Report (Sep/29/1973)
Radar types out a detailed weekly report for the records which includes, Trapper's patient having trouble with his recovery after a mad foreign prisoner goes wild in the O.R. and stabs a nurse with a scalpel as Hawkeye assists with her recovery.
Guest Stars: Derick Shimatsu as Wounded Korean, Joan Van Ark as Lt. Erica Johnson, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Story: Sheldon Keller | Teleplay: Laurence Marks (2)
Songs: (Unknown artist) -- As Time Goes By
 
28 :02x04 - For the Good of the Outfit (Oct/06/1973)
Haweye and Trapper are upset over the bombing of a Korean village by the Americans and wants the story told. After Major Stoner, a reporter for Stars and Stripes agrees to investigate and print the story, the guys discover that his article was a little less than accurate.
Guest Stars: Gwen Farrell as Nurse Butler, Frank Aletter as Major Ralph Stoner, Leslie Evans as Nurse Bryan, Herb Voland as General Clayton, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger Bayliss
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Jerry Mayer (2)
 
29 :02x05 - Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde (Oct/13/1973)
Three straight days of being on duty has Hawkeye worn down and acting erratically. His actions include writing a telegram to President Harry S. Truman and sending a latrine to the North Koreans after Frank explains that is what the whole war is about.
Guest Stars: Herb Voland as General Clayton, Buck Young as O'Brien
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Robert Klane, Alan Alda
 
30 :02x06 - Kim (Oct/20/1973)
Trapper and his wife agree to adopt a young Korean boy, Kim, who is brought in the camp without any parents. But things get hairy when the boy wanders into a mine field while Margret and Frank were left in charge of him.
Guest Stars: Maggie Roswell as Sister Theresa, Edgar Raymond Miller (1) as Kim, Ray Poss as Unknown, Leslie Evans as Nurse Powell, Momo Yashima as Kim's Mother, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: William Wiard
Writer: Marc Mandel, Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
31 :02x07 - L.I.P. (Oct/27/1973)
Lt. Willis is sent to the camp to investigate when Corporal Miller receives his papers to go home and wants to bring his Korean family with him. The bigoted Willis has no intention of letting this happen, that is until Hawkeye and Trapper blackmail him.
Guest Stars: Corinne Camacho as Lt. Regina Hoffman, Burt Young as Lt. Willis, Jerry Zaks as Corporal Phil Walker, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger Bayliss, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: William Wiard
Story: Carl Kleinschmitt | Teleplay: Carl Kleinschmitt, Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
32 :02x08 - The Trial of Henry Blake (Nov/03/1973)
Margret and Frank make charges against Henry to get him relieved of command and to make Major Burns in charge. It's up to Hawkeye and Trapper to prove Henry is innocent of all the complaints filed against him.
Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon (3) as Mitchell, Jack Aaron (1) as Major Murphy, Roy Goldman as M.P., Hope Summers as Nurse Meg Cratty, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Marshall, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger
Director: Don Weis
Writer: McLean Stevenson, Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
33 :02x09 - Dear Dad... Three (Nov/10/1973)
Another letter home to Hawkeye's dad tells the latest news from the 4077th. Included in the note is the day Hawkeye worked on a patient with a live grenade inside his chest, the rehabilitation of a racist soldier and Henry's home movies.
Guest Stars: Mills Watson as Private Condon, Sivi Aberg as Anna Lindstrom, Arthur Abelson as Milt Jaffe, Kathleen Hughes (1) as Lorraine Blake, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Gilbert, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger Bayliss, Louise Vienna as Sylvia Jaffe, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
34 :02x10 - The Sniper (Nov/17/1973)
A sniper is causing terror at the 4077th, which includes trapping Henry and Radar in the showers. It's reported that the shooter believes he has found MacArthur's headquarters.
Guest Stars: Marcia Gelman as Nurse, Dennis Troy as Ambulance Driver, Teri Garr (1) as Lt. Suzanne Marquette
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Richard M. Powell
 
35 :02x11 - Carry On Hawkeye (Nov/24/1973)
An outbreak of the Asian flu hits the 4077th and everyone except Hawkeye and Margaret are affected.
Guest Stars: Lynette Mettey as Lt. Nancy Griffin, Gwen Farrell as Nurse Butler, Marcia Gelman as Nurse Jacobs, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart, Bernard Dilbert
 
36 :02x12 - The Incubator (Dec/01/1973)
Hawkeye and Trapper pursue numerous sources in order to get the 4077th an incubator.
Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon (3) as Mitchell, John Alvin as Bowman, Sarah Fankboner as Nurse Klein, Helen Funai as Betty Lou, Ted Gehring as Major Morris, Jerry Harper (1) as Phillips, Eldon Quick as Captain Sloan, Logan Ramsey as Colonel Ramsey
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart
 
37 :02x13 - Deal Me Out (Dec/08/1973)
Psychiatrist Sidney Freedman arrives at the 4077th for a poker game and ends up talking a patient out of killing Frank Burns.
Guest Stars: John Ritter as Private Carter, Edward Winter as Colonel Flagg, Thomas Dever as Lt. Rogers, Jerry Fujikawa as Hwang, Gwen Farrell as Nurse, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Pat Morita as Captain Sam Pak, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
38 :02x14 - Hot Lips and Empty Arms (Dec/15/1973)
Margaret re-evaluates her life and decides to ask for a transfer but when it's granted she begins having second thoughts.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger, Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse Watson
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Mary Kay Place, Linda Bloodworth-Thomason
 
39 :02x15 - Officers Only (Dec/22/1973)
The enlisted men protest at not being allowed into the 4077th's new Officers Club.
Guest Stars: Robert F. Simon (3) as Gen. Maynard M. Mitchell, Odessa Cleveland as Lt. Ginger Bayliss, Clyde Kusatsu as Kwang Duk, Ralph Grosh as Captain's Aide, Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse Watson, Robby Weaver as Gary Mitchell, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Writer: Ed Jurist
 
40 :02x16 - Henry in Love (Jan/05/1974)
Returning from a week in Tokyo, Henry Blake announces that he's fallen for a 20 year old hot chick named Nancy Sue Parker. He's even brought her to the 4077th to show her off but once she arrives she begins hitting on Hawkeye.
Guest Stars: Clyde Kusatsu as Kwang Duk, Gwen Farrell as Nurse, Odessa Cleveland as Lt. Ginger Bayliss, Kathrine Baumann as Nancy Sue Parker, Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse Sheila
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
41 :02x17 - For Want of a Boot (Jan/12/1974)
In order to get himself a new pair of boots, Hawkeye has to make a series of outrageous promises to nearly everyone in the camp.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zelmo Zale, Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse Sheila, Michael Lerner (1) as Capt. Futterman, Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Susanne Zenor as Nurse Murphy, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Sheldon Keller
 
42 :02x18 - Operation Noselift (Jan/19/1974)
A frequently AWOL soldier says the cause of his troubles is an ugly nose so Hawkeye arranges for a plastic surgeon friend to perform an operation. But the operation must be performed without by the book Majors Burns and Houlihan finding out.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Mitchell, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Lyons, Todd Susman as Private Danny Baker, Louie Elias as M.P. Sergeant, Stuart Margolin as Dr. Stanley "Stosh" Robbins, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Paul Richards (1), Erik Tarloff
 
43 :02x19 - The Chosen People (Jan/26/1974)
A Korean girl arrives at the 4077th carrying a baby. Then she names meek Radar as her baby's father.
Guest Stars: Jay Jay Jue as Boy, Jerry Fujikawa as Father, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Lyons, Pat Morita as Captain Sam Pak, Clare Nono as Choon Hi, Dennis Robertson as Lt. Michael Harper, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Jackie Cooper (1)
Story: Jeff Wilhelm (1), Gerry Renert | Teleplay: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart, Sheldon Keller
 
44 :02x20 - As You Were (Feb/02/1974)
While the surgeons are operating on casualties, U.S. artillery begins shelling the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Murphy, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kellye, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Story: Gene Reynolds | Teleplay: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart
 
45 :02x21 - Crisis (Feb/09/1974)
When the supply lines to the 4077th are cut, base personnel begin resorting to drastic measures to save fuel.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Alberta Jay as Nurse, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
46 :02x22 - George (Feb/16/1974)
40 years before "don't ask, don't tell," Frank seeks to have a homosexual patient drummed out of the Army.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Stevens, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Mitchell, Richard Webber as George Weston, George Simmons as Simmons, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Mark Horowitz (1), John Regier
 
47 :02x23 - Mail Call (Feb/23/1974)
At mail call, Trapper receives a letter from home that depresses him and threatens to desert. It's up to Hawkeye to talk his friend out of getting into serious trouble.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Corpsman, Sheila Lauritsen as Nurse, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, | Uncredited: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart
 
48 :02x24 - A Smattering of Intelligence (Mar/02/1974)
Two half-mad intelligence officers arrive at the 4077th to keep an eye on each other and the goings on at the camp. As a joke, Hawkeye and Trapper trick one into thinking that Frank Burns is a fascist and the other into thinking he's a communist.
Guest Stars: Edward Winter as Lt.Colonel Flagg, Bill Fletcher as Vinny Pratt, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Larry Gelbart
Writer: Laurence Marks (2), Larry Gelbart
 
Season 3
49 :03x01 - The General Flipped at Dawn (Sep/10/1974)
Harry Morgan, in an early appearance, plays a whack job general who wants to move the 4077th five miles down the road--and closer to the front lines. The general ends up charging Hawkeye with mutiny.
Guest Stars: Lynette Mettey as Nurse Baker, Harry Morgan as Major General Bartford Hamilton Steele, Theodore Wilson as Marty Williams, Brad Trumbull (2) as Colonel Atkins, Dennis Erdman as Harrison, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Larry Gelbart
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
50 :03x02 - Rainbow Bridge (Sep/17/1974)
Hawkeye, Trapper, Frank, Radar, and Klinger travel behind enemy lines to make an exchange of wounded POW patients with the Red Chinese.
Guest Stars: Mako as Dr. Lin Tam, Leland Sun as Mr. Kwang, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse, Loudon Wainwright III as Captain Calvin Spalding, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Laurence Marks (2)
 
51 :03x03 - Officer of the Day (Sep/24/1974)
Officer of the Day Hawkeye has a confrontation with Colonel Flagg who wants a wounded North Korean soldier turned over to Army intelligence.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Carter, Jerry Fujikawa as Sang Ya, Richard Lee Sung as 2nd Korean, Edward Winter as Lt.Colonel Flagg, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Tad Horino as 1st Korean, Mitchell Sakamoto as Unknown, Norman Hamano as Unknown, Mary Katherine Peters as Nurse, Tom Lawrence as Unknown, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
52 :03x04 - Iron Guts Kelly (Oct/01/1974)
A general arrives at the 4077th for an inspection and ends up dying in Margaret's tent.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as Mr. Kwok, James Gregory (1) as General 'Iron Guts' Kelly, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Able, Dennis Troy as 2nd G.I., Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Keene Curtis as Colonel Wortman, Alberta Jay as Anesthetist, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Sid Dorfman
 
53 :03x05 - O.R. (Oct/08/1974)
Psychiatrist Sidney Freedman arrives once again at the 4077th this time when the unit is having an overflow of casualties.
Guest Stars: Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Able, Leland Sun as Mr. Kwang, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Odessa Cleveland as Lt. Ginger Bayliss, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Bobby Herbeck as Patient, Orlando Dole as Ethiopean Soldier, Jeanne Schuller as Anaesthetist, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Laurence Marks (2), Gene Reynolds, Larry Gelbart
 
54 :03x06 - Springtime (Oct/15/1974)
Klinger's long-time galpal back in Toledo accepts his marriage proposal so he gets Father Mulcahy to perform a marriage ceremony over short wave radio. Meanwhile, Hawkeye is hounded by a too grateful patient.
Guest Stars: Gwen Farrell as Nurse, Patricia Stevens as Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Alex Karras as Lyle Wesson, Mary Kay Place as Louise, Greg Mabrey as Pascoe, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, Mary Kay Place
 
55 :03x07 - Check-Up (Oct/22/1974)
Trapper gets an ulcer which could prove to be his ticket stateside.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, | Uncredited: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
56 :03x08 - Life With Father (Oct/29/1974)
Father Mulcahy presides over a circumcision ceremony for the Korean born son of a GI. Meanwhile, Henry worries that his wife might be seeing other men back home.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Sachiko Penny Lee as Chim Sa, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
57 :03x09 - Alcoholics Unanimous (Nov/12/1974)
While Henry is away at a conference in Tokyo, temporary CO Frank Burns institutes a camp-wide Prohibition for the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Baker, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
58 :03x10 - There is Nothing Like a Nurse (Nov/19/1974)
The nurses are evacuated from the 4077th when there's a threat of enemy parachutists.
Guest Stars: Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Able, Leland Sun as Mr. Kwang, Loudon Wainwright III as Captain Calvin Spalding, Jeanne Schuller as Louise Burns, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
59 :03x11 - Adam's Ribs (Nov/26/1974)
Tired of the mess hall's steady diet of liver and fish, Hawkeye arranges for an order of ribs from a place in Chicago to be shipped into the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Basil Hoffman as Major Pfeiffer, Joseph Stern as Master Sergeant Tarola, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
60 :03x12 - A Full Rich Day (Dec/03/1974)
Daily events in the operating room are recounted by Hawkeye in a letter to his father.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, William Watson (2) as Lt. Smith, Sirri Murad as Turkish Soldier, Curt Lowens as Colonel Blanche, Michael Keller as Lt. LeClerq, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: John D. Hess
 
61 :03x13 - Mad Dogs and Servicemen (Dec/10/1974)
After Radar is bitten by a dog, the camp conducts a search for the canine so that he won't have to undergo a series of painful treatments for rabies.
Guest Stars: Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Baker, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Michael O'Keefe as Corporal Travis, Shizuko Hoshi as Rosie, Arthur Song as Korean Man
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, Mary Kay Place
 
62 :03x14 - Private Charles Lamb (Dec/31/1974)
Tender hearted Radar tries to save a lamb from being the main course at Easter dinner.
Guest Stars: Ted Eccles as Chapman, Titos Vandis as Colonel Andropolis, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Sid Dorfman, Larry Gelbart
 
63 :03x15 - Bombed (Jan/07/1975)
When the 4077th gets shelled by friendly fire, Trapper and Margaret get trapped in the supply tent together.
Guest Stars: Louisa Moritz as Nurse Sanchez, Edward Marshall as Delbass, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
64 :03x16 - Bulletin Board (Jan/14/1975)
Activities at the 4077th include Henry giving another sex lecture, a Shirley Temple movie, and a company cookout.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Brown, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Johnny Haymer as Zelmo Zale, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
65 :03x17 - The Consultant (Jan/21/1975)
A civilian doctor visits the 4077th on the invitation of Hawkeye and gets a close-up look at the carnage.
Guest Stars: Joseph Maher as Major Taylor, Robert Alda as Dr. Anthony Borelli, Tad Horino as Bartender, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
66 :03x18 - House Arrest (Feb/04/1975)
Margaret is excited over the arrival of "the most decorated Nurse in the army" and her work in the OR suffers for it. Hawkeye soon complains and Frank rat-tails him. In retaliation, Hawkeye punches him. Frank goes for a Court Marshall and Trapper says that Frank tripped on some soap. While awaiting Court Marshall, Hawkeye is confined to his quarters. Margaret says Hawkeye hit Frank and Frank goes looking for Margaret and finds Colonel Rachel Reese in Margaret's tent. He decides to confide in her and they start to make out. When Major Houlihan walks in the Colonel starts screaming "RAPE". Margaret changes her testimony to Frank slipping on soap while Frank is under house arrest.
Guest Stars: Mary Wickes as Colonel Rachel Reese, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Baker, Dennis Troy as M.P., Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
67 :03x19 - Aid Station (Feb/11/1975)
Hawkeye, Margaret, and Klinger are sent to an aid station located at the front lines.
Guest Stars: Thomas Dever as Corpsman, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Simon Muntner
 
68 :03x20 - Love and Marriage (Feb/18/1975)
Hawkeye and Trapper try to help a South Korean soldier join his pregnant wife and prevent an American GI from marrying a call girl with tuberculosis.
Guest Stars: Soon-Tek Oh as Mr. Kwang, Jerry Fujikawa as Dr. Pak, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Pat Li as Soong Hi, Robert Gruber as Sergeant, Jeanne Joe as Mrs. Kwang, Dennis Dugan as Danny McShane, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Lee Philips
Writer: Arthur Julian
 
69 :03x21 - Big Mac (Feb/25/1975)
The 4077th prepares for a visit from legendary General Douglas MacArthur.
Guest Stars: Graham Jarvis as Colonel Whiteman, Loudon Wainwright III as Captain Calvin Spalding, Jeanne Schullerr as Nurse, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, | Uncredited: Robert Courtleigh as General Douglas MacArthur
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
70 :03x22 - Payday (Mar/04/1975)
Hawkeye receives $3,000 in back pay from the Army and gives the money to an orphanage. Then he receives word that the Army wants the money back.
Guest Stars: Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Nurse Baker, Leland Sun as Mr. Kwang, Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zelmo Zale, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Jack Soo as Quoc, Eldon Quick as Captain Sloan, Mary Katherine Peters as Nurse, Pat Marshall as Lt. Nelson, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: John Regier, Gary Markowitz
 
71 :03x23 - White Gold (Mar/11/1975)
Colonel Flagg pays the 4077th another visit and comes down with appendicitis.
Guest Stars: Stafford Repp as Sergeant Clay, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Edward Winter as Lt.Colonel Flagg, Hilly Hicks (1) as Perkins, Michael Salcido as Rodriquez, Daniel Thorpe as Morris, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Simon Muntner, Larry Gelbart
 
72 :03x24 - Abyssinia, Henry (Mar/18/1975)
Henry Blake receives orders home and is given a farewell send-off by the 4077th. But there's a final scene that's one of the most shocking and traumatic in television history.
Guest Stars: Kimiko Hiroshige as Korean Woman, Virginia Lee (1) as Unknown, Cherylene Lee (1) as Unknown, Ray Poss as Unknown, Jamie Farr as Corporal/Sergeant Maxwell Q. Klinger, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Larry Gelbart
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
Season 4
73 :04x01 - Welcome to Korea (Sep/12/1975)
Frank finally realizes his dream and takes command of the 4077th with the departure of Henry Blake. When Hawkeye returns from R&R he is shocked to find that his best friend 'Trapper' John has gone home and runs off with Radar to say goodbye before he leaves on his flight. Arrive a few minutes late, a distraught Hawk meets Trap's replacement, B.J. Hunnicutt. To make things worse, the boys discover their jeep is missing and head into the officer's club to relax. Coming back out, they take a General's jeep and return back home where they encounter a platoon of injured soldiers, giving B.J. his first taste of Army life. Upon their return to the 4077th, a drunken B.J. greets Frank learning that he is exactly like 'Trapper' John.
Guest Stars: Thomas Dever as M.P. Lieutenant, Reid Cruickshanks (1) as Staff Sergeant, Nat Jones as G.I., Robert Karnes as Colonel, Ted Zeigler as Sergeant Dale, Arthur Song as Unknown, Shirlee Kong as Unknown, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart, James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
74 :04x02 - Change of Command (Sep/19/1975)
Frank's days as commander are short lived when he is informed that a replacement is on its way. Col. Potter, a former cavalry soldier and a regular Army man makes Hawkeye and B.J. a bit nervous at first, until he performs well in the O.R. and the boys discover he enjoys a drink now and then.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
75 :04x03 - It Happened One Night (Sep/26/1975)
It will be a long night when the temperatures drop below freezing which sets off a series of their own mines. Plus a barrage of gun fire, a patient that is not recovering and Frank sneaks around Margaret's tent for his old love letters.
Guest Stars: Christopher Allport as Abbott, Darren O'Connor as Jenkins
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Simon Muntner
Story: Gene Reynolds
 
76 :04x04 - The Late Captain Pierce (Oct/03/1975)
Hawkeye is devastated when he learns that the Army has declared him to be dead and has notified his father back in Maine. Making things worse is a corpsman named Digger is hovering around, waiting for a dead body he can bring back with him before he gets in trouble for losing another body and Hawk cannot call home because of a security ban on outgoing phone calls. frustrated, Hawk decides to leave the Army and declares himself dead, joining Digger aboard his bus for the last round up.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Richard Masur as Lt. 'Digger' Detmuller, Eldon Quick as Captain Pratt, Sherry Steffens as Nurse Able
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Glen Charles, Les Charles
 
77 :04x05 - Hey, Doc (Oct/10/1975)
When Hawkeye helps keep a small, medical problem of a commander's personal medical records, he is rewarded with two bottles of 20 year-old scotch. Meanwhile a sniper leads to a tank being lent to the camp, which Frank takes a ride inside as means oft showing off to Margret.
Guest Stars: Bruce Kirby as Sgt. Kimble, Frank Marth as Colonel Griswald, Ted Hamilton as Lt. Chivers, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Rick Mittleman
 
78 :04x06 - The Bus (Oct/17/1975)
Hawk, Frank, B.J. Co. Potter and Radar are all aboard a bus returning from a medical meeting when the bus beaks down in the middle of nowheres. Radar, believing he is responsible for their predicament, disappears into the woods during the night in a search for help. While looking for Radar, a wounded North Korean soldier is found and taken aboard the bus for treatment.
Guest Stars: Soon-Tek Oh as Korean Soldier
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: John D. Hess
 
79 :04x07 - Dear Mildred (Oct/24/1975)
In a letter to his wife on their wedding anniversary, Col. Potter is interrupted by the gang as they bring him presents, including a wooden bust of the colonel and a horse.
Guest Stars: Richard Lee Sung as Cho, Patricia Stevens as Nurse Able, Buck Young as Dan, Barbara Christopher as Nurse O'Connor, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy, | Uncredited: Sophie The Horse as Sophie
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
80 :04x08 - The Kids (Oct/31/1975)
A group of orphans arrive at the 4077th and are dispersed around the camp. Meanwhile, the gang helps a wounded pregnant Korean woman and Frank receives a purple heart medal that he didn't deserve.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Ann Doran as Nurse Meg Cratty, Mitchell Sakamoto as Slicky Boy, Haunani Minn as Sung Lee, Chrisleen Sun as Korean Girl, Darrin Lee as Korean Boy
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
81 :04x09 - Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler (Nov/07/1975)
A wounded soldier arrives in camp and says that he is Jesus Christ. While Sidney Freeman tries to figure out what makes him believe he is the savior, Colonel Flagg shows up to take the slacker into custody as a phony.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Edward Winter as Lt.Colonel Flagg, Alan Fudge as Captain Arnold Lawrence Chandler, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Larry Gelbart
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
82 :04x10 - Dear Peggy (Nov/11/1975)
B.J. writes a letter back home to his wife Peg, describing the latest happenings at the camp. Klinger tries his latest escape plan while Father Mulcahy is rattled by a tough, visiting Army chaplain.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Corpsman, Leland Sun as Korean #1, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Ned Beatty as Col. Hollister, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
83 :04x11 - Of Moose and Men (Nov/21/1975)
Hawkeye gets in trouble when he insults a wounded Colonel during triage. Meanwhile B.J. helps Sgt. Zale write a letter to his gal back home after she informs him about an infidelity she had, only to discover he has a Korean woman of his own; and Frank becomes obsessed with finding saboteurs.
Guest Stars: Tim O'Connor as Colonel Spiker, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Lois Foraker as Nurse
Director: John Erman
Writer: Jay Folb
 
84 :04x12 - Soldier of the Month (Nov/28/1975)
A case of hemorrhagic fever has Frank delirious as he dictates his will, which enrages Margret when she is only left all his clothing. Meanwhile, to boost morale the camp holds a soldier of the month contest, with Hawk and B.J. as the judges.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Zale, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason
 
85 :04x13 - The Gun (Dec/02/1975)
When a colonel arrives in camp wounded, his prized pistol disappears from the gun lockup leaving Radar in hot water. B.J. and Hawkeye believe they have a clue who is responsible and want to question their suspect and clear Radar's name.
Guest Stars: Warren Stevens as Colonel Robert Joseph Chaffey, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds
 
86 :04x14 - Mail Call, Again (Dec/09/1975)
Mail call leave Frank believing his wife wants a divorce while Colonel Potter discovers he is a grandfather, leading to a frantic search for the details and the winner of the baby pool. Meanwhile, Radar receives a home movie from his family.
Guest Stars: Gary Burghoff as Mrs. O'Reilly, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
87 :04x15 - The Price of Tomato Juice (Dec/16/1975)
Tomato Juice is hard to come by and no one knows this better than Radar when he enlists help from Hawkeye and B.J. to get a supply for the colonel, leading to a series of requests.
Guest Stars: James Jeter as Unknown, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds
 
88 :04x16 - Dear Ma (Dec/23/1975)
Radar's letter home to his mother describes his help with Hawkeye's camp foot inspection and Col. Potter getting shot in the butt after his wife had predicted something had gone wrong.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as Korean Soldier, Lynne Marie Stewart as Nurse Fox, Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, Leland Sun as Soldier, Redmond Gleeson as Sergeant Callan, John Fujioka as Colonel Kim, Rollin Moriyama as Colonel Park, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
89 :04x17 - Der Tag (Jan/06/1976)
Colonel Potter's plan of being nice to Frank as a way to make him nicer backfires when a drunken Hawk and B.J. place a toe tag on an inebriated Maj. Burns, and he wanders into the back of an ambulance, being found at an aid station.
Guest Stars: Joe Morton (1) as Captain Saunders, John Voldstad as Unknown, George Simmons as Unknown, William Grant as Unknown, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
90 :04x18 - Hawkeye (Jan/13/1976)
A jeep accident finds an injured Hawkeye babbling to a Korean family constantly, in order to stay awake and alert.
Guest Stars: Philip Ahn as The Father, Shizuko Hoshi as The Mother, Susan Sakimoto as Unknown, Jun Kim as The Pregnant Woman, Jayleen Sun as Younger Son, Jeff Osaka as Young Son
Director: Larry Gelbart
Writer: Simon Muntner, Larry Gelbart
 
91 :04x19 - Some 38th Parallels (Jan/20/1976)
A troublesome colonel leads Hawkeye to purchase a pile of camp junk that Frank is auctioning off to the locals.
Guest Stars: Lynette Mettey as Nurse Able, Richard Lee Sung as Auction Bidder, George O'Hanlon, Jr. (1) as Gerald Phelan, Kevin Hagen as Colonel T.K. Coner, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Directors: Gary Markowitz, Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Regier, Gary Markowitz
 
92 :04x20 - The Novocaine Mutiny (Jan/27/1976)
Hawkeye is sent up on mutiny charges by Frank when he takes over during a crisis. A number of different stories about the incident makes the truth hard to determine.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Ned Wilson as Colonel Miles Carmichael, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
93 :04x21 - Smilin' Jack (Feb/03/1976)
Smilin' Jack, a decorated chopper pilot, refuses to quit the Army when it's discovered he has diabetes until he can break the record of 'Dangerous' Dan for the chopper pilot of the year.
Guest Stars: Robert Hogan as Jack Mitchell, Dennis Kort as Corporal Howard W. Owens, Michael Salcido as Unknown, Alba Francesca as Unknown
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Simon Muntner, Larry Gelbart
 
94 :04x22 - The More I See You (Feb/10/1976)
When a woman from Hawkeye's past comes to camp, the old feelings of love and hurt are rekindled.
Guest Stars: Blythe Danner as Nurse Carlye Breslin, Mary Jo Catlett as Nurse Becky Walsh, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds
 
95 :04x23 - Deluge (Feb/17/1976)
"When it rains, it pours" is not only a saying but a truth when the 4077th is overrun with casualties, plus a rain storm and a fire. Meanwhile, Margret takes responsibility for her nurses when she begs Col. Potter not to remove them from the camp due to the threat of danger.
Guest Stars: Lynne Marie Stewart as Nurse Plummer, Lois Foraker as Nurse Able, Albert Hall as Corporal, Anthony Palmer as The Sergeant, Tom Ruben as P.F.C., Kario Salem as The Youngster, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Simon Muntner, Larry Gelbart
 
96 :04x24 - The Interview (Feb/24/1976)
When a state side war correspondent visits the 4077th for an interview session with the camp, we get a glimpse inside each of the groups mind.
Guest Stars: Clete Roberts as Himself, William Christopher as Father John Patrick Francis Mulcahy
Director: Larry Gelbart
Writer: Larry Gelbart
 
Season 5
97 :05x01 - Bug Out (Sep/21/1976)
The 4077th "bugs out" (pack up and leave) after news that the Chinese are going to attack. However, Hawkeye, B.J., and Margaret can't leave since they're in the middle of an important surgery and decide to stay despite the potential attack.
Guest Stars: Richard Lee Sung as Cho Man Chin, James Lough as Enlisted Man, Frances Fong as Rosie, Don Eitner as Captain, Barry Cahill as Helicopter Pilot, Peter Zapp as Unknown, Eileen Saki as Korean Woman, Ko-Ko Tani as Unknown, | Uncredited: Jeff Maxwell as Igor
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
98 :05x02 - Margaret's Engagement (Sep/28/1976)
After a call from Tokyo, the camp finds out that Margaret is engaged to a Donald Penobscott, a Lieutenant Colonel. Frank, after hearing the news, becomes paranoid and places a Korean family under arrest for spying.
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Gary Markowitz
 
99 :05x03 - Out of Sight, Out of Mind (Oct/05/1976)
After a stove repair goes wrong, Hawkeye is temporarily blinded and has to go about with his eyes bandaged. Even though he can't use his eyes, Hawkeye is still able to go up against Frank, who is trying to cheat the camp by betting on a baseball game that he already knows the result of. Later, Hawkeye is unbandaged, and the camp goes after Frank to get their money back.
Guest Stars: Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Bobbie Mitchell (3) as Lt. Gage, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Enid Kent as Bigelow, Tom Sullivan as Tom Straw, Dudley Knight as Major Overman, Michael Cedar as Unknown
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
100 :05x04 - Lt. Radar O'Reilly (Oct/12/1976)
Radar wins a promotion during a poker game, but soon realizes that the life of a lieutenant isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Guest Stars: Lynne Marie Stewart as Nurse Baker, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Sandy Kenyon as Master Sergeant Woodruff, Raymond Chao as Korean Boy
Director: Alan Rafkin
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
101 :05x05 - The Nurses (Oct/19/1976)
Nurse Baker's husband comes to the camp to visit her, but Margaret has Baker confined to her tent. Hawkeye and B.J. hatch a plan to get the two together by telling Margaret that they had to put a sick patient under quarantine in the tent.
Guest Stars: Linda Kelsey as Nurse Baker, Gregory Harrison as Lt. Tony Baker, Mary Jo Catlett as Nurse Mary Jo Walsh, Carol Locatell as Nurse Gaynor, Pat Sturges as Nurse Preston
Director: Joan Darling
Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason
 
102 :05x06 - The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan (Oct/26/1976)
The infamous Colonel Flagg returns! When they learn that North Korean prisoners were released in the area, and no one can find Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, the staff of the 4077th gets a little uneasy. But fortunately, Margaret returns - more in spite of the colonel's efforts than because of them - after helping a Korean mother through childbirth.
Guest Stars: Lynne Marie Stewart as Nurse Baker, Edward Winter as Lt.Colonel Flagg, Jay Fenichel as Patient, Jun Kim as Korean Woman, Le Quynh as Korean Husband, Jon Yune as Korean Translator, Susan Bredhoff as Nurse Able
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Allan Katz, Don Reo
Story: Gene Reynolds
 
103 :05x07 - Dear Sigmund (Nov/09/1976)
What does a psychiatrist do when he becomes depressed? Sidney Friedman's answer is a letter to one of the giants of his craft - Sigmund Freud. As he observes how the 4077th handle the pressures of war, his letter helps him handle his feelings - and so does a prank at Frank Burns' expense!
Guest Stars: Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Charles Frank as Captain Hathaway, Bart Braverman as Private Habib, Sal Viscuso as Patient John, J. Andrew Kenny as Patient
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
104 :05x08 - Mulcahy's War (Nov/16/1976)
Realizing the Private Fitzsimmons shot himself to escape the fighting, Frank calls in Father Mulcahy. Frank believes spiritual help will return the boy to fighting form, but the Father soon realizes he doesn't know enough about what the boy went through. That leads him to the front, where he finds himself pressed into service performing an impromptu tracheotomy on a wounded soldier!
Guest Stars: Brian Byers (1) as Pvt. Fitzsimmons, Ric Mancini (1) as Sergeant Hodkey, Richard Foronjy as Sergeant, Ray Poss as Unknown
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Richard Cogan
 
105 :05x09 - The Korean Surgeon (Nov/23/1976)
Dr. Syn Paik arrives at the 4077th with custody of some wounded men. Unfortunately, he is a North Korean surgeon - the enemy. Hawkeye and B.J. are interested only in offering care to the wounded, so they try to pass the men off as South Koreans. But Hot Lips and Frank don't buy it, and press Potter to arrest Paik as a spy.
Guest Stars: Robert Ito as North Korean, Soon-Tek Oh as Dr. Syn Paik, Larry Hama as North Korean, | Uncredited: Dennis Troy as Unknown, Richard Russell Ramos as Unknown
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Bill Idelson
 
106 :05x10 - Hawkeye Get Your Gun (Nov/30/1976)
After a solid day of surgery, Potter and Hawkeye head to a Korean hospital to help there. Hawkeye dislikes carrying a gun, but on the way back shells begin falling around them. They escape the jeep, but Hawkeye must shoot in self-defense, against his wishes...
Guest Stars: Mako as Major Choi, Richard Doyle as M.P., Jae Woo Lee as Korean Guard, Thomas Botosan as Sergeant, Phyllis Katz as Nurse Able, Carmine Scelza as Corpsman
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Jay Folb
Story: Gene Reynolds, Jay Folb
 
107 :05x11 - The Colonel's Horse (Dec/07/1976)
Colonel Potter flies to Tokyo for some rest and relaxation. While he's gone, his horse develops colic, Hot Lips develops appendicitis, and Klinger becomes depressed. Fortunately, the doctors, nurses and staff of the 4077th manage to soldier on without Potter for a few days.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
108 :05x12 - Exorcism (Dec/14/1976)
Potter orders Radar to move a "spirit post" said to hold evil at bay - and misfortune strikes the camp! An old Korean man refuses surgery until the camp exorcises the evil spirits, so a priestess comes to dance them away, and Radar returns the spirit post to its original spot.
Guest Stars: Virginia Ann Lee (1) as Kyong Ja, James Canning as Corporal Marsh, Philip Ahn as Korean Grandfather
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Jay Folb
Story: Jay Folb, Gene Reynolds
 
109 :05x13 - Hawk's Nightmare (Dec/21/1976)
Hawkeye, troubled by the young wounded soliders, begins to sleepwalk and to experience nightmares, so Sidney Freedman visits to help him. Eventually, Sidney convicnes Hawkeye that he is perfectly sane and the problems abate.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Sean Roche as Pt. Burke
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
110 :05x14 - The Most Unforgettable Characters (Jan/04/1977)
Radar enrolls in the "Famous Las Vegas Writers School" and begins to write about the camp. For Frank's birthday, Hawkeye and B. J. stage a fight.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
111 :05x15 - 38 Across (Jan/11/1977)
A crossword puzzle baffles Hawkeye. Learning that Potter's friend Tippy Brooks is a puzzle genius, Hawkeye persuades the colonel to bring in his friend - who arrives amidst a huge wave of casualties!
Guest Stars: Oliver Clark as Lt. Tippi Brooks, Gwen Farrell as Anaesthetist, Dick O'Neill as Admiral Prescott, Ron Kohlman as Shapiro, Momo Yashima as Korean Mother, Bill Shinkal as Chinese Patient, Rex Knowles as American Patient
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
112 :05x16 - Ping Pong (Jan/18/1977)
Lieutenant Colonel Beckett lies wounded, but wants to get back to combat duty - with thirty more days, he'll receive a promotion to full bird. Also, ping pong master Cho Lin goes in search of a ring for his fiancée Soony, winds up a South Korean conscript, and ends up back at the 4077th as a casualty.
Guest Stars: Robert Phalen as Blanchard, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Enid Kent as Bigelow, Richard Narita as Cho Lin, Sachiko Penny Lee as Soony
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Sid Dorfman
 
113 :05x17 - End Run (Jan/25/1977)
Billy Tyler comes to the 4077th with a serious bullet wound to his leg - a wound that costs him the leg. When he wakes up and realizes he can never again play football, he wants to die - until Radar talks to him.
Guest Stars: James Lough as Felix Kornhaus, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Henry Brown (1) as Billy Tyler, Peter D. Green as Medic, Greg Mabrey as Wounded Soldier, Tom Tarpey as Battalion Surgeon
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: John D. Hess
 
114 :05x18 - Hanky Panky (Feb/01/1977)
Carrie Donovan's husband leaves her by letter, and event that shatters the young woman. When B.J. steps in to console her, they ultimately have sex, which leaves B.J. feeling like a heel for taking advantage of her pain...
Guest Stars: Ann Sweeney as Nurse Carrie Donovan
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Gene Reynolds
 
115 :05x19 - Hepatitis (Feb/08/1977)
Father Mulcahy develops a serious infection, Hawkeye must deal with back pain that has no cause, and B. J. must complete a tricky operation.
Guest Stars: Barbara James as Anaesthetist
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
116 :05x20 - The General's Practitioner (Feb/15/1977)
General Korshack needs a personal physician, and has his eye on Hawkeye. Hawkeye feels his skills would be better used at the 4077th, and tries to avoid this duty. Radar becomes a stand-in father for Mae Ping's baby until the child's real father returns.
Guest Stars: Larry Wilcox as Mulligan, Edward Binns as General Korshack, Leonard Stone as Col. Bidwell, Susie Elene as Mae Ping
Director: Alan Rafkin
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
117 :05x21 - Movie Tonight (Feb/22/1977)
Tensions run high, so Potter arranges for a film night. But the film, "My Darling Clementine" keeps breaking, forcing the folks of the 4077th to provide their own entertainment - which they do!
Guest Stars: Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger, Enid Kent as Bigelow, Jeffrey Kramer as I-Corps Driver, Carmine Scelza as Corpsman
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Jay Folb, Allan Katz, Don Reo, Gene Reynolds
Songs: Margaret -- C'est Magnifique
 
118 :05x22 - Souvenirs (Mar/01/1977)
Souvenir hunters victimized by booby trapped gewgaws angers Potter, who tries to get the practice stopped, so Hawkeye and B.J. put a local "entrepreneur" out of business.
Guest Stars: Michael Bell (1) as Willie Stratton, Brian Dennehy as Ernie Connors, Scott Mulhern as Andy Cooper, Jun Kim as Korean Woman, Crandal Jue as Korean Boy, Alvin Kim as Korean Boy
Director: Joshua Shelley
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
Story: Reinhold Weege, Burt Prelutsky
 
119 :05x23 - Post Op (Mar/08/1977)
As casualties continue to pour in, the 4077th runs out of blood! Staff members donate as often as they can, but even that may not be enough. Fortunately, help arrives in a truckload of soldiers who can donate.
Guest Stars: John Anthony Bailey as Pvt. Whitney, Richard Beauchamp as Cpl. Robello, Andrew Bloch (1) as Pvt. Cordon, Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Hilly Hicks (1) as Cpl. Moody, Zitto Kazann as Sgt. Attias, Alan McRae as Cpl. Nessen, Andy Romano as Sgt. Justiss, Gary Springer as Pvt. Garvin, Sal Viscuso as Sgt. McGill, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jack Baker (1) as Pt. Whitney, Daniel Zippi as Pt. Corey
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
Story: Jay Folb, Gene Reynolds
 
120 :05x24 - Margaret's Marriage (Mar/15/1977)
Increasing pressure from Frank forces Hot Lips to set a date for her wedding. Donald Penobscot arrives in camp for the ceremony (and the before wedding festivities) and winds up in a body cast - until Margaret finds the two jokers responsible. The ceremony takes place and the newlyweds leave for Tokyo and their honeymoon.
Guest Stars: Lynne Marie Stewart as Nurse Clark, Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Odessa Cleveland as Ginger, Beeson Carroll as Lt. Colonel Donald Penobscott
Director: Gene Reynolds
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
Season 6
121 :06x01 - Fade Out, Fade In (Sep/20/1977)
While Margaret is away on her honeymoon, Frank Burns is sent on R&R where he shows signs of having a nervous breakdown. Colonel Potter puts in a request for a replacement surgeon from Tokyo where they are sent a stuffy cutter named Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester. His first day at the 4077th rubs Hawkeye the wrong way as he is pushed aside for the new guy.
Guest Stars: Rick Hurst (1) as Schaeffer, James Lough as Driver, Kimiko Hiroshige as Korean Woman, Raymond Singer as Dr. Berman, Tom Stovall as The Sergeant, Robert Symonds as Colonel Horace Baldwin, William Flatley as M.P. Sergeant, Joseph Burns as Joseph Burns, Barbara James as Nurse
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum
 
122 :06x02 - Fallen Idol (Sep/27/1977)
Radar is feeling down because he feels like the Army hasn't turned him into a man. At Hawkeye's request he takes a 3 day pass to Tokyo to sew some wild oats. During a session of surgery, Hawk discovers that Radar is one of the wounded.
Guest Stars: Robin Riker as Nurse Perry, Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Frances Fong as Rosie, Larry Gilman as G.I. #1, Michael Talbott as G.I. #2, | Uncredited: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
123 :06x03 - Last Laugh (Oct/04/1977)
B.J. is informed the Provo-Marshall is headed to camp to investigate a claim that he is not a certified doctor. When Col. Potter reads him the notice, he realizes that the author of the notice is an old friend of B.J.'s and is making a trip to visit him. This leads to a series of practical jokes between the two, including one which charges B.J. of destroying a hotel room and personally embarrassing a General in the next room.
Guest Stars: John Ashton (1) as The M.P., James Cromwell as Leo Bardonaro, Robert Karnes as General Fox
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
124 :06x04 - War of Nerves (Oct/11/1977)
Sidney Freedman makes a visit to the camp as a release for his depression, caused by a wounded soldier who blames him for his injuries. Meanwhile, it is not only Sidney who is under pressure but the whole camp, in which Colonel Potter requests that the camp build a bonfire to relieve tension.
Guest Stars: Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Michael O'Keefe as Tom, Peter Riegert as Igor
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
125 :06x05 - The Winchester Tapes (Oct/18/1977)
Major Winchester tapes a message for his parents where he describes in detail what conditions at the 4077th is like. Among his tales is a strange story of his sudden weight loss, followed by a rapid weight gain...all courtesy of Hawkeye and B.J.
Guest Stars: Thomas Carter as Patient, Kimiko Hiroshige as Korean Woman
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
126 :06x06 - The Light That Failed (Oct/25/1977)
B.J. receives a mystery novel in the mail which is missing the final page with the murderer's name. A frantic call to the ancient author proves to be no help when her answer is an impossibility.
Guest Stars: Enid Kent as Bigelow, Gary Erwin as Corporal Dobson, Philip Baker Hall (1) as Sergeant Hacker
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
127 :06x07 - In Love and War (Nov/01/1977)
Hawkeye falls in love with a Koren woman named Kyong Soon, who reaches to him for help with her sickly mother and some orphans. But while Hawk is busy in surgery one day, her mother dies as he was unable to reach her in time. Distraught, the woman decides to leave the area for a safer region for the children.
Guest Stars: Enid Kent as Bigelow, Kieu Chinh as Kyung Soon, Susan Krebs as Nurse Cleason, Soorah Ahn as Korean Man
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
128 :06x08 - Change Day (Nov/08/1977)
Charles creates a devious plan to fleece the local Koreans by buying up all their script money for a low price, which will be worthless the next day when a script exchange is held.
Guest Stars: Richard Lee Sung as Unknown, Thomas Dever as Corporal Boone, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Philip Ahn as Mr. Kim, Noel Toy as Unknown, Glen Ash as Sergeant Maxwell, Peter Riegert as Igor
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
129 :06x09 - Images (Nov/15/1977)
Radar is convince that women will be attracted to him if he gets a tattoo. Despite Hawkeye and B.J.'s pleading, Radar feels he must go on with the procedure.
Guest Stars: Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Enid Kent as Bigelow, Susan Blanchard as Nurse Cooper, Larry Block (1) as Eddie Hendrix, John Durren (1) as Sergeant Rimmerman, Joseph Hardin as Patient, Rebecca Taylor as Nurse Campbell, Carmine Scelza as G.I.
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
130 :06x10 - The M*A*S*H Olympics (Nov/22/1977)
A tipped over ambulance proves to Colonel Potter that the camp has gone soft. Since they are following the Olympics, Col. Potter decides they will hold their own version, with a 3 day pass for the winning team. Meanwhile, Col. Penobscott arrives for a visit and is recruited as a replacement for Klinger, who is sick after trying to eat his way out of the Army.
Guest Stars: Mike Henry (2) as Lt. Colonel Donald Penobscott, Michael McManus (1) as Sergeant Ames
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
131 :06x11 - The Grim Reaper (Nov/29/1977)
Colonel Bloodworth's arrival at the camp leaves a bad taste in Hawk and BJ's mouth when he discusses an extremely high casualty count he expects for gaining a hill. After a scuffle with Hawkeye, the Colonel announces he is bringing up charges against him, that is, until he becomes a casualty himself.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Charles Aidman as Colonel Victor Bloodworth, Jerry Hauser as Danker
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Burt Prelutsky
 
132 :06x12 - Comrades in Arms (Part 1) (Dec/06/1977)
Margaret and Hawkeye become closer when they are stranded in enemy territory when their jeep breaks down.
Guest Stars: Jon Yune as North Korean, James Saito as South Korean
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Alan Alda
 
133 :06x13 - Comrades in Arms (Part 2) (Dec/13/1977)
Fear brings Hawkeye and Margaret closer while they are stranded in enemy territory. But Hawkeye can't seem to handle the thought of monogamy.
Guest Stars: Leland Sun as Korean Squad Leader, Douglas Rowe as Aylesworth, Jon Yune as North Korean, James Saito as South Korean
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
134 :06x14 - The Merchant of Korea (Dec/20/1977)
B.J. borrows $200 from Charles for a down payment on a piece of land he and Peg have craved. Now Charles has made B.J. his personal slave until the day he can repay the cash. But the gang gets their revenge when they discover a flaw in Charles' poker game that will render him broke.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Zale
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
135 :06x15 - The Smell of Music (Jan/03/1978)
Charles receives a French horn from home and drives his tent mates nuts with his practicing. As a means of revenge, Hawk and B.J. decide they will not bath until he relinquishes the noise maker by offending him with their stench. Meanwhile, Col. Potter is having trouble with a young soldier who wants to commit suicide.
Guest Stars: Lois Foraker as Nurse Denver, Richard Lee Sung as Sang Nu, Jordan Clarke as Saunders, Nancy Steen as Nurse
Directors: Stuart Millar (1), Everett Greenbaum
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
136 :06x16 - Patient 4077 (Jan/10/1978)
Hawkeye enlists the help of Sgt. Zale to invent a special surgical clamp for vascular surgery. When his attempt fails they move on to a local tinsmith named Mr. Shin. Meanwhile, Klinger throws out Margaret's wedding ring in the laundry basket. Fearing it is lost forever, she vows to make his life a living Hell.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Keye Luke as Mr. Shin, Brenda Thompson as Nurse Campbell, Harry Gold (1) as Cohen
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
137 :06x17 - Tea and Empathy (Jan/17/1978)
A deluge of British casualties have arrived in camp as the supply of penicillin has run low. Father Mulcahy believes he can help out and brings Klinger along as they raid an abandoned school for some black market penicillin.
Guest Stars: Chris Mulkey as Soldier, Bernard Fox as Major Ross, Neil Thompson as Johnson, Sal Viscuso as Corporal Benny Bryant, Neil Hunt as Enright, Chris Winfield (2) as Whitefield, Jay Pirelli as Michaels
Director: Don Weis
Writer: Bill Idelson
 
138 :06x18 - Your Hit Parade (Jan/24/1978)
A slew of casualties arrive at the same time as a shipment of records. Radar "borrows" Charles' record player and becomes the camp DJ as a means to ease the doctor's case load.
Guest Stars: Ken Michelman as Harker, Patricia Stevens as Nurse Baker, Johnny Haymer as Zale, Ronny Graham (1) as Sergeant Gribble, Bill Kux as Patient
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Ronny Graham (1)
 
139 :06x19 - What's Up, Doc? (Jan/30/1978)
Hot Lips believes she may be pregnant, which if so will mean her end of a career in the Army. To be sure, Hawkeye will need to borrow one of Radar's rabbits. But when he finds out that would mean killing the bunny, Radar protests. Meanwhile, Charles and Klinger are held hostage by a wounded soldier who wants to go back to Ohio.
Guest Stars: Lois Foraker as Nurse Bell, Charles Frank as Lt. Martinson, Kurt Andon as Sergeant Whitkow, Phyllis Katz as Nurse
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Larry Balmagia
 
140 :06x20 - Mail Call Three (Feb/06/1978)
After a long delay in receiving mail, the camp finally gets 3 bags of letters. Among the news finds Radar upset that her mom is dating again, B.J. is worried over a man who made a pass at Peg and Hawkeye receives some hot love letters for another Benjamin Pierce.
Guest Stars: Oliver Clark as Captain Ben Pierce, Jack Grapes as Kelsey, Carmine Scelza as Unknown, Terri Paul as Unknown
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Everett Greenbaum, James Fritzell
 
141 :06x21 - Temporary Duty (Feb/13/1978)
During a temporary trade of a doctor and nurse between the 4077th and the 8063rd leaves a lot to be desired when Hawkeye is sent away for a loud mouthed cowboy. Although Charles has his eyes on nurse Lorraine Anderson who came over in the deal. When Capt. Roy Dupree asks for a permanent transfer, B.J. and Charles set him up so he will never be allowed back at the camp.
Guest Stars: Enid Kent as Bigelow, George Lindsey as Captain Roy Dupree, Marcia Rodd as Nurse Lorraine Anderson
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Larry Balmagia
 
142 :06x22 - Potter's Retirement (Feb/20/1978)
In a meeting with General Kent, Col. Potter is informed that someone inside the camp has been sending in bad reports about him. When he returns to the 4077th, he tightens the reigns by canceling the Kentucky Derby party they had arranged and announces his immediate retirement. Hawkeye and B.J. go on a search for the writer with the poisoned pen.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Zale, George Wyner as Corporal/Lt. Joe Benson, Peter Hobbs as General Waldo Kent, Ken White as Corporal Denning
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Laurence Marks (2)
 
143 :06x23 - Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde (Feb/27/1978)
Radar challenges the Marines to a race between his mouse, Daisy, and their champion rodent Sluggo. Also, when Charles feels sluggish, he begins to take amphetamines. But things get out of hand when he can't stop shaking one day and has given Daisy a "pick me up" to ensure he wins his bet.
Guest Stars: Christopher Murney as Remy, Joe Tornatore as Sergeant Solita, Ron Max as Grich, Rod Gist as Chalk
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Ronny Graham (1), David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
144 :06x24 - Major Topper (Mar/27/1978)
There is a possibility that the new shipment of morphine may be contaminated. So in the meantime, Col. Potter decides to give the patients placebos as a means of getting through the crisis. Meanwhile, Klinger has competition for a section 8 when a new soldier shows psychotic tendencies.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Hamilton Camp as Corporal 'Boots' Miller, Andrew Blach as Saxton, Donald Blackwell as Graham, Peter Zapp as Rifkin, Paul Linke as Collins, John Kirby (1) as Duncan
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Allyn Freeman
 
Season 7
145 :07x01 - Commander Pierce (Sep/18/1978)
When Potter leaves for a conference, Hawkeye becomes temporary commanding officer of the 4077th and has to deal with bureaucracy and red tape.
Guest Stars: James Lough as Webster, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Enid Kent as Nurse Bigelow, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Andrew Masset as Hough
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Story: Don Segall | Teleplay: Ronny Graham (1)
 
146 :07x02 - Peace On Us (Sep/25/1978)
When peace talks break down Hawkeye becomes so disgusted that he travels to Panmunjon and takes matters into his own hands.
Guest Stars: Don Cummins as M.P. Guard, Kevin Hagen as Major Dean Goss, Hugh Gillin (1) as General Tomlin, Michael LaGuadia as M.P. Guard, Rollin Moriyama as Korean Delegate, Perren Page as Driver, Michael Payne as M.P. Guard
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
147 :07x03 - Lil (Oct/02/1978)
Potter develops a platonic friendship with an Army nurse his own age and Hawkeye tries to find out what B. J.'s initials stand for.
Guest Stars: Carmen Mathews as Colonel Lillian Rayburn
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Sheldon Bull
 
148 :07x04 - Our Finest Hour (Oct/09/1978)
Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to conduct more interviews with 4077th personnel about their views on conditions regarding the war.
Guest Stars: Clete Roberts as Himself, McLean Stevenson as Lt. Colonel Henry Blake (Archived Footage), Wayne Rogers (1) as Captain "Trapper John" McIntyre (Archived Footage), Larry Linville as Major Frank Burns (Archived Footage)
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: David Isaacs, Larry Balmagia, Ronny Graham (1), Ken Levine (1)
 
149 :07x05 - The Billfold Syndrome (Oct/16/1978)
Psychiatrist Sidney Freedman returns to help with a young soldier who is suffering from amnesia and Charles refuses to speak to his colleagues again after receiving bad news from home about his future medical career.
Guest Stars: Kevin Geer as Sergeant Jerry Nielsen, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
150 :07x06 - None Like it Hot (Oct/23/1978)
Hawkeye and B. J. receive a rubber bathtub from Abercrombie and Fitch and soon everyone in the camp wants to take a dip.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zale, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Ted Gehring as Sergeant Clifford Rhoden, Mic Rodgers as Private
Director: Tony Mordente
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1), Johnny Bonaduce
 
151 :07x07 - They Call the Wind Korea (Oct/30/1978)
Charles has to change his leave plans when he gets caught in a windstorm while on his way to Seoul.
Guest Stars: Thomas Dever as M.P., Paul Cavonis as Sergeant Cutrifiosis, Randy Stumpf as Greek Soldier, Enid Kent as Nurse Bigelow
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
152 :07x08 - Major Ego (Nov/06/1978)
Margaret finds herself attracted to a Stars and Stripes correspondent who's at the 4077th to write an article about Charles.
Guest Stars: Patricia Stevens as Duty Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Greg Mullavy as Captain Tom Greenleigh, David Dean (3) as Pt. Sutton, Phyllis Katz as Triage Nurse, Frank Pettinger as Anaesthetist
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Larry Balmagia
 
153 :07x09 - Baby, it's Cold Outside (Nov/13/1978)
Charles is the only one not affected by a cold spell when his parents send him a winterized polar suit.
Guest Stars: Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Terry Wills as Driver, Teck Murdoch as Patient, David Cramer (1) as Patient
Director: George Tyne
Writer: Gary David Goldberg
 
154 :07x10 - Point of View (Nov/20/1978)
The characters in this episode are seen through the eyes of a young wounded soldier who's brought to the 4077th and is unable to speak. Also, the doctors want to find out why Colonel Potter is so grumpy this week.
Guest Stars: Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Brad Gorman as Russell, Mark Baxley as The Sergeant, Edward Gallardo as Medic 1, Hank Ross as Ferguson, David Hunt Stafford as The Soldier, Paul Tuerpé as Medic II
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
155 :07x11 - Dear Comrade (Nov/27/1978)
Charles' new Korean houseboy is in reality a Communist agent sent to observe and report on the situation at the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Corpsman #1, Sab Shimono as Kwang, Larry Block (1) as Cimoli, Robert Clotworthy as Pt. Welch, Todd Davis as Latimer, David Dozer as Groves, James Saito as Korean Soldier, Laurie Bates as Surgical Nurse, Wayne Long as Corpsman #2
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Tom Reeder
 
156 :07x12 - Out of Gas (Dec/04/1978)
Charles and Mulcahy travel to trade with black marketeers for Pentathol of which the 4077th is almost out.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as Myung, Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zale, Justin Lord as Harkness, George Claiborne as Phelan
Director: Mel Damski
Writer: Tom Reeder
 
157 :07x13 - An Eye for a Tooth (Dec/11/1978)
Father Mulcahy is once again passed over for promotion and reacts uncharacteristically.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Peter Palmer as Captain Toby Hill
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Ronny Graham (1)
 
158 :07x14 - Dear Sis (Dec/18/1978)
Father Mulcahy writes a Christmas letter to his sister detailing the goings on at the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Lawrason Driscoll as Lt. Forrester, Patricia Driscoll as Patient, Perren Page as Driver
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
159 :07x15 - B.J. Papa San (Jan/01/1979)
B. J. becomes a surrogate father to a Korean family and spends so much time with them that his medical efficiency begins to suffer.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zale, Dick O'Neill as General Marion Prescott, Michael Aragon as Kim, Chao-Li Chi as Father, Stephen Keep as General's Aide, Richard Forukawa as Unknown, Shizuko Hoshi as Mother
Director: James Sheldon
Writer: Larry Balmagia
 
160 :07x16 - Inga (Jan/08/1979)
An attractive Swedish doctor arrives at the 4077th to observe combat surgical techniques and manages to upstage Hawkeye and Charles in the operating room.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Mariette Hartley as Dr. Inga Helversen, Phyllis Katz as Nurse, Mark Favara as Patient
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
161 :07x17 - The Price (Jan/15/1979)
The search is on for Colonel Potter's horse, Sophie, which has disappeared from the camp while Hawkeye and B. J. try to aid a Korean youth trying to avoid conscription into the Army.
Guest Stars: Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zale, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Miko Mayama as Sun, Yuki Shimoda (1) as Cho Pak, Ken Mochizuki as Ham, Dennis Sakamoto as R.O.K. Officer, Leich Kim as R.O.K. Soldier, | Uncredited: Sophie The Horse as Sophie
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Erik Tarloff
 
162 :07x18 - The Young and The Restless (Jan/22/1979)
Victor Newman and Jack Abbott are nowhere to be found in this episode which concerns Klinger's latest attempt to get out of the Army by pretending he's back home in Toledo.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, James Canning as Captain Ralph Simmons
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Mitch Markowitz
 
163 :07x19 - Hot Lips is Back in Town (Jan/29/1979)
Margaret celebrates receiving the news of her divorce while Radar develops a crush on a new nurse.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Enid Kent as Nurse Bigelow, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Walter Brooke as General Lyle Weiskopf, Peggy Lee Brennan as Lt. Linda Nugent
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Larry Balmagia, Bernard Dilbert
 
164 :07x20 - C*A*V*E (Feb/05/1979)
When there is shelling nearby , the 4077 is forced to move into a cave 1/2 a mile from their location. While in the cave, Hawkeye suffers from claustrophobia, and Margaret is afraid of loud noises. Eventually one of the patients starts bleeding internally and Hawkeye and Margaret are forced to go back to the camp to do surgery.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Enid Kent as Nurse Bigelow, Basil Hoffman as Bartruff, Charles Jenkins as Private Lovett, Mark L. Taylor (3) as O'Malley
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: Ronny Graham (1), Larry Balmagia
 
165 :07x21 - Rally Round the Flagg, Boys (Feb/12/1979)
When Hawkeye performs surgery on a North Korean before an American, Colonel Flagg initiates one of his ham-fisted, one-sided investigations. Colonel Flagg suspects Hawkeye is a communist sympathizer. Winchester is bribed to work for Flagg. Flagg tries to "bust a sympathetic commie ring" which turns out to be Colonel Potter's weekly bridge game.
Guest Stars: Bob Okazaki as Doo Pak, Jerry Fujikawa as Hung Pak, James Lough as M.P., Edward Winter as Lt.Colonel Flagg, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Neil Thompson as Basgall
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Mitch Markowitz
 
166 :07x22 - Preventive Medicine (Feb/19/1979)
Hawkeye tries to keep a callous colonel whose unit has a high casualty rate from further endangering his men.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, James Wainwright as Colonel Bingham Lacy, Larry "Flash" Jenkins as Private North
Director: Tony Mordente
Writer: Tom Reeder
 
167 :07x23 - A Night at Rosie's (Feb/26/1979)
After 2 straight days of surgery, Hawkeye walks into Rosie's Bar, where he meets a solider who went AWOL. He, the soldier, and BJ decide to make their own country: Rosie land. After a while everybody joins in and a fight breaks out. Colonel Potter tries to shut down the party but decides to let it keep going for morale reasons.
Guest Stars: Keye Luke as Cho Kim, Richard Lee Sung as Ham Kim, Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Jim Burk (1) as M.P., Joshua Bryant as Sgt. Jack Scully, Joe Di Reda (1) as Major Frank Dorsett
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
168 :07x24 - Ain't Love Grand (Mar/05/1979)
Cupid's arrows misfire when Charles falls for a Korean prostitute and Klinger gets cozy with a nurse who finds his bizarre attitude attractive.
Guest Stars: Michael Williams (1) as Patient, Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Kit McDonough as Lt. Debbie Clarke, Sylvia Cjang as Sooni
Director: Mike Farrell
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
169 :07x25 - The Party (Mar/12/1979)
B.J. plans a stateside party of the families of 4077th personnel under the threat of a bug out from a Chinese advance.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Burt Metcalfe as Driver
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Burt Metcalfe, Alan Alda
 
Season 8
170 :08x01 - Too Many Cooks (Sep/17/1979)
Colenel Potter is grumpy after he receives an angry letter from home. While this is happening, Hawkeye and BJ discover a wonderful cook.
Guest Stars: John Randolph as Bud Haggerty, Ed Begley, Jr. (1) as Pt. Paul Conway
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
171 :08x02 - Are You Now, Margaret? (Sep/24/1979)
A Congressional Aide is sent to the 4077 to inquire as to whether or not Margaret is a communist sympathizer after an old boyfriend of hers is accused of being a commie. He is later caught trying to make out with Margaret, while his wife is caught with the congressman.
Guest Stars: Leland Sun as Chinese Patient, Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Lawrence Pressman as R. Theodore Williamson
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
172 :08x03 - Guerilla My Dreams (Oct/01/1979)
When a wounded civilian is accused of being a guerilla, Hawkeye and BJ try to protect her from a Korean lieutenant known to torture his prisoners.
Guest Stars: Haunani Minn as Female Prisoner, Mako as Lt. Hung Lae Park, Joshua Bryant as Sergeant Jack Scully, George Cheung as 1st Korean Soldier, Marcus K. Mukai as 2nd Korean Soldier, Connie Izay as Nurse
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: R.J. Colleary
 
173 :08x04 - Good-Bye Radar (Part 1) (Oct/08/1979)
Radar is on his way back to the 4077th after a rotten time at R&R. While awaiting a flight back to Korea, he meets up with a young woman and hit it off well. Meanwhile back at camp, Klinger has been trying to fill in for Radar and has failed miserably. To make things worse the generator has broken down. After Radar makes it back to camp he learns that his Uncle Ed has died.
Guest Stars: Richard Lee Sung as Korean, Johnny Haymer as Sgt. Zale, Marilyn Jones (1) as Patty, Michael O'Dwyer as Olsen, Tony Christino as Sergeant LaGrow, Arell Blanton as Pt. Hough, Sean Fallon Walsh as Forster, Jo St Elwood as Pt. Reusse
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Ken Levine (1), David Isaacs
 
174 :08x05 - Good-Bye Radar (Part 2) (Oct/15/1979)
Colonel Potter grants Radar a discharge to go back home and take over the family farm after the death of his beloved Uncle Ed. But for some reason Radar is not in too much of a hurry to leave. Plus the camp is still without electricity due to a broken generator. Radar helps Klinger learn the ropes before his departure.
Guest Stars: Lee De Broux as Major Van Kirk, Whitney Rydbeck as Hondo McKee, David Dozer as Dispatcher
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: David Isaacs, Ken Levine (1)
 
175 :08x06 - Period of Adjustment (Oct/22/1979)
Klinger is having trouble learning the company clerks job and has everyone coming down on him. Meanwhile, a letter from Radar leaves B.J. homesick for Peg and his daughter. A night of drinking finds B.J. and Klinger both regretting their actions.
Guest Stars: Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Jim Mulligan, John Rappaport
 
176 :08x07 - Nurse Doctor (Oct/29/1979)
A young nurse is encouraged by Father Mulcahy when she decides to study to become a doctor. Meanwhile, a water shortage has everyone scrambling to find any source of the liquid.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Alexandra Stoddart as Lt. Gail Harris
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Story: Sy Rosen | Teleplay: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox, Sy Rosen
 
177 :08x08 - Private Finance (Nov/05/1979)
Hawkeye is saddled with a moral problem when he promises a dying soldier that all his money would be sent to his parents if he died. When checking the amount of the loot, he discovers that the soldier must have made the cash illegally, a fact in which his parents must have already known when they send back the money to Hawk. Meanwhile, Klinger gets in hot water with a local woman when she misinterprets his offering of money to her underage daughter.
Guest Stars: James Emery as Soldier, Mark Harrison as Soldier, Shizuko Hoshi as Mrs. Li, Denice Kumagai (1) as Oksun Li, Mark Kologi as Eddie Hastings, Joey Pento as Crosetti, Philip Simma as Vitello, Art Evans as Dolan
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
178 :08x09 - Mr. and Mrs. Who? (Nov/12/1979)
Charles returns from Tokyo with a hangover and no recollection of what went on while there. Meanwhile, the doctors struggle with a number of patients who have a type of fever that no one there had ever encountered before.
Guest Stars: Claudette Evans as Donna Marie Parker, James Keane as Shaw
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Ronny Graham (1)
 
179 :08x10 - The Yalu Brick Road (Nov/19/1979)
B.J. and Hawk are followed by a North Korean who apparently is willing to surrender, when they walk back to camp after having an accident with their jeep. Meanwhile, Klinger makes a trade for some Thanksgiving turkeys which causes a salmonella outbreak around camp.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as North Korean Patrol Leader, Bob Okazaki as Farmer, Soon-Tek Oh as Ralph, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Luther Rizzo
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Mike Farrell
 
180 :08x11 - Life Time (Nov/26/1979)
Hawkeye and BJ work frantically to find a piece of Aorta they can graft onto a patient in order to save his life within the 20-minute window they have set.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Kellye, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Kevin Brophy as Roberts, J.J. Johnstone as Helicopter Pilot, Jo Ann Thompson as Jo Ann
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda, Walter D. Dishell
 
181 :08x12 - Dear Uncle Abdul (Dec/03/1979)
A letter from Klinger to his Uncle Abdul describes his new duties as the company clerk for the 4077th, which includes acting as a hunting dog and finding a foot locker for an outraged nurse. Meanwhile, the staff is concerned about a young soldier who is a little slow mentally, since the buddy who watches out for him is being sent home.
Guest Stars: Richard Lineback as Eddie, Alexander Petale as Corporal Hank Fleming, Kelly Ward as Dave
Director: William Jurgensen
Writer: John Rappaport, Jim Mulligan
 
182 :08x13 - Captain's Outrageous (Dec/10/1979)
When the staff at the 4077th cause a fight at Rosie's, which leads to Rosie herself being injured, the doctors are ordered to run her saloon while she recovers. Charles has a run in with an M.P. who refuses to pay while he works his shift. Meanwhile, Father Mulcahy is outraged when he is passed up for a promotion to Captain once again.
Guest Stars: Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Eileen Saki as Rosie, G. W. Bailey as The G.I., Paul Cavonis as The Greek, Sirri Murad as The Turk, John Orchard as M.P. Muldoon, Momo Yashima as Suni
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
183 :08x14 - Stars and Stripes (Dec/17/1979)
After a successful operation performed by B.J. and Charles creates an opportunity for them to write a paper for a medical journal, the boys can't seem to agree on any of the details...most of all, who's name will appear first. Also, Hot Lips receives a much needed visit from Scully, her new beau. But all is not well when they differ on their future plans.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Joshua Bryant as Pt. Jack Scully
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
184 :08x15 - Yessir, That's Our Baby (Dec/31/1979)
An abandoned baby born to an American father and a Korean mother is left at the 4077th. The hopes of finding her a home in the states enrages the doctors when they run into nothing but red tape.
Guest Stars: Howard Platt as Major Ted Spector, William Bogert as Roger Prescott, Yuki Shimoda (1) as Chung Ho Kim, Elizabeth Farley as Louise Harper
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Jim Mulligan
 
185 :08x16 - Bottle Fatigue (Jan/07/1980)
A humongous bar tab shocks Hawkeye and scares him a bit as he vows to give up drinking for a week. Meanwhile, Charles is upset over the announcement that his sister Honoria is engaged...to an Italian, an wants to stop the nuptials before he soils the Winchester blood line.
Guest Stars: Shari Saba as Nurse, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Shelley Long as Lt. Mendenhall, David Hirokane as Korean Soldier
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
186 :08x17 - Heal Thyself (Jan/14/1980)
A replacement surgeon steps in nicely when Colonel Potter and Maj. Winchester are forced to share a tent when they both come down with the mumps. But can their two personalities get along or clash mightily.
Guest Stars: Roy Goldman as Goldman, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, Edward Herrmann as Dr. Steven J. Newsome
Director: Mike Farrell
Writer: Dennis Koenig
Story: Dennis Koenig, Gene Reynolds
 
187 :08x18 - Old Soldiers (Jan/21/1980)
When Colonel Potter is called away to Tokyo, Hawkeye is left in charge of the camp. But while the colonel is away the 4077th is overrun with children in need of medical help. making things worse is that B.J. has disappeared to help a Korean family without Hawkeye's knowledge.
Guest Stars: Jane Connell as Betty Halpern, Sally Imamura as Korean Girl, Jason Autajay as Korean Boy
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
188 :08x19 - Morale Victory (Jan/28/1980)
Hawkeye and BJ are assigned as the new morale officers after they make one complaint too many to Colonel Potter. Their idea is for Klinger to bring back crabs from Tokyo for a clambake dinner for the camp. But when Max is late in returning, Colonel Potter believes he may have gone AWOL. Meanwhile, Charles treats a wounded soldier with a wounded hand, unaware that he is an accomplished pianist. Now that he saved his life, he wants to save his quest to live on with his handicap.
Guest Stars: G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, James Stephens as Pvt. David Sheridan, Connie Izay as Nurse
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: John Rappaport
 
189 :08x20 - Lend a Hand (Feb/04/1980)
As a means to spark some excitement around the camp, BJ announces that Hawkeye's birthday is upcoming. To avoid the phony ceremony, Hawk volunteers to treat a patient at another camp. But first he announces B.J.'s wedding anniversary is also coming up. Meanwhile, Hawkeye meets the overbearing Dr. Borelli, who both injure a hand which causes them to work together as one.
Guest Stars: Shari Saba as Nurse, Robert Alda as Dr. Anthony Borelli, Antony Alda as Jarvis, Darren Kelly (1) as Sergeant Herbert
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
190 :08x21 - Goodbye, Cruel World (Feb/11/1980)
Klinger is laughed at when he redecorates the company clerk's office with some homey touches. This humiliation is the last straw for him as he now has a chance to forge discharge papers with Colonel Potter's signature. Meanwhile, Sidney Freedman is called in when a Korean hero tries to commit suicide.
Guest Stars: Clyde Kusatsu as Michael Yee, James Lough as Courier, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Philip Bruns as Colonel Hedley, David Cramer (1) as Aide
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
191 :08x22 - Dreams (Feb/18/1980)
Sleep is usually the only way to escape the war, but the two begin to merge at the 4077th when the staff start having nightmares.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Orderley, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Ford Rainey as General Coogan, Robin Haynes as Taylor, Fred Stuthman as Professor, Rick Waln as Lt. Garvey, Catherine Bergstrom as Peg Hunnicutt, Kurtis Sanders as Young Sherman Potter, Raymond Lynch as Bridegroom, Connie Izay as Nurse
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
Story: James Jay Rubinfier, Alan Alda
 
192 :08x23 - War Co-Respondent (Mar/03/1980)
Aggie O'Shea, a beautiful war correspondent arrives at the 4077th and catches the eye of B.J., a thoroughly faithful spouse who "falls off the fidelity wagon for one night."
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Susan Saint James as Aggie O'Shea, Brad Wilkin as Pt. Scott, Calvin Levels as Pt. Jackson
Director: Mike Farrell
Writer: Mike Farrell
 
193 :08x24 - Back Pay (Mar/10/1980)
Hawkeye sends the Army a bill for his services after seeing an article about how much the doctors back in the states make for the same duties. Charles is given the duty of explaining the newest medical procedures to three Korean doctors he sarcastically refers to as Larry, Curly and Moe.
Guest Stars: Jerry Fujikawa as Woo, G. W. Bailey as Rizzo, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Sab Shimono as Jin, Peter Kim as Po, Richard Herd as Captain Bill Snyder
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Dennis Koenig, Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
194 :08x25 - April Fools (Mar/24/1980)
Colonel Potter has had enough of the recent rash of practical jokes that have been occurring around the camp and puts a halt to anymore shenanigans, especially with the imminent arrival of a hard nosed, no nonsense Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker. But the gang goes too far as the colonel suffers a "heart attack" while scolding the pranksters.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Pat Hingle as Colonel Daniel Webster Tucker
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
Season 9
195 :09x01 - The Best of Enemies (Nov/17/1980)
Hawkeye gets as pass to Seoul for some R&R, while all poor B.J. wants is some uninterrupted sleep. But Hawkeye gets shanghaied by a North Korean who wants his medical skills, and B.J. gets dragooned into a bridge match that pits he and Margaret against the formidable pairing of Charles and the colonel!
Guest Stars: Mako as North Korean Soldier, Steven Lum as Wounded Korean Soldier
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Sheldon Bull
 
196 :09x02 - Letters (Nov/24/1980)
A friend of Hawkeye's who is a school teacher sends a package of letters to the 4077th. Hawkeye distributes them with the rule that no letter may be swapped - each recipient must answer the letter he got. Each member of the MASH unit faces challenges answering these letters, ranging from remembering patients they couldn't save, to dealing with a young boy's misery at his brother's death.
Guest Stars: Shari Saba as Nurse, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Larry Cedar as The Soldier, Michael Currie as Dr. Brewer
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
197 :09x03 - Cementing Relationships (Dec/01/1980)
Discovering a staph infection in a post-operative patient, the latest in a number of such infections, Hawkeye sets out to discover the cause. And he does - cracks in the wooden floor harbor bacteria. He and Klinger set out to replace the operating room floor with concrete. Meanwhile, an Italian soldier who receives a Dear John letter sets his sights on Hot Lips.
Guest Stars: Joel Brooks (1) as Ignazio, Alan Toy as Cochran, Mel Harris as The Driver
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
198 :09x04 - Father's Day (Dec/08/1980)
Margaret's father "Howitzer" Houlihan tells her he'll be coming to the came for a visit. She struggles to impress him without much success. The attire and attitudes of Hawkeye and B.J. make that task much harder; they're trying to hide a whole frozen cow diverted to them by a grateful patient from its rightful owner.
Guest Stars: Andrew Duggan as Alvin 'Howitzer' Houlihan, Jeffrey Kramer as Sergeant Morgrove, Art LaFleur as M.P., Roy Evans as Unknown
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
199 :09x05 - Death Takes a Holiday (Dec/15/1980)
It is Christmastime and there is a cease-fire in effect. But there will be no Christmas dinner, for the supply lines have been cut. The worst victims will be the children from the orphanage who were to share the meal. Elsewhere, B.J. struggles to keep a sniper's victim alive - at least until midnight, so that his children will not remember Christmas as the day their father died.
Guest Stars: G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Keye Luke as Choi Sung Ho, Perren Page as Driver, Sally Imamura as Korean Girl, Yoshi Hoover as Korean Boy
Director: Mike Farrell
Writer: Mike Farrell
 
200 :09x06 - A War for all Seasons (Dec/29/1980)
It's almost the New Year, and Colonel Potter, dressed as Father Time, toasts the departing year and the arriving year, as the doctors and nurses remember some of 1951, including a bet over which baseball team would win the pennant and Hawkeye's Quixotic quest to build a kidney dialysis machine.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Carl Freed as Patient, Laurie Bates as Nurse
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
201 :09x07 - Your Retention Please (Jan/05/1981)
Klinger receives a letter from his ex-wife Laverne, and learns she will marry his best friend Gus! Upset, he's an easy mark for the "Retention Officer" whose job is to convince men to re-enlist. Meanwhile, Charles crows about his successful nerve repair without giving proper credit to the tech who helped him.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Barry Corbin as Sergeant Joe Vickers, Sam Weisman as Sgt. Barry Hutchinson
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Erik Tarloff
 
202 :09x08 - Tell it To the Marines (Jan/12/1981)
Potter leaves to visit with some friends, and leaves Hawkeye in charge. That's bad news for Charles, who doesn't want Hawkeye in charge of anything! But when Charles backs into command, it goes to his head. Meanwhile, Hawkeye and B.J. try to get a soldier from Holland home a week early so he can see his mother before she's deported - and get into hot water over the methods they use.
Guest Stars: Stan Wells as M.P., Michael McGuirre as Colonel Mulholland, Denny Miller (1) as Jost Van Liter, James Gallery as Murray Thompson
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Hank Bradford
 
203 :09x09 - Taking the Fifth (Jan/19/1981)
Surgeries take longer because the Army has forbidden the use of curare, necessary for complete muscle relaxation. When B.J. cannot even get a patient completely under, Potter goes livid, and then he and Klinger go to a Canadian camp for some of the drug. Hawkeye, meanwhile, plans to wine and dine one lucky nurse who wins a special contest!
Guest Stars: Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Charles Hallahan as Colin Turnbull, Susan Berger as Nurse
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
204 :09x10 - Operation Friendship (Jan/26/1981)
While in the midst of a tongue-lashing, Klinger manages to save Charles's life, and Winchester's attitude toward the enlisted man does an about face - he's waiting on Klinger hand and foot. The same explosion injured B.J.'s arm, but he's reluctant to have it treated. Fortunately, Potter knows what to do about that.
Guest Stars: Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, Tim O'Connor as Dr. Norman Traeger
Director: Rena Down
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
205 :09x11 - No Sweat (Feb/02/1981)
In the midst of miserable heat, the various members of the 4077th all have different problems: Margaret develops prickly heat, Charles has to deal with three years of tax records prepared by a crooked accountant, Colonel Potter is half out of it from a sleeping pill, and B.J. is upset because Peg wrote him that the gutters of their house need cleaning!
Guest Stars: Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Perren Page as Driver
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
 
206 :09x12 - Depressing News (Feb/09/1981)
The army sends Potter a truckload of tongue depressors, not the box he ordered. That inspires Hawkeye to construct a copy of the Washington monument from them, with each one bearing the name of a patient. Thanks to Klinger's new newspaper, this comes to the attention of the army, who wants to use it to recruit new soldiers! Hawkeye, infuriated that his creation has been so misinterpreted, takes action...
Guest Stars: William Bogert as Captain Maurice Allen, David Dozar as Delivery Man, Albert Insinnia as Photographer, Rodney Saulsberry as Oldham
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
207 :09x13 - No Laughing Matter (Feb/16/1981)
A magazine article about insecurity eventually leads to Hawkeye trying to go a whole day without a single wisecrack. And Charles must deal with Colonel Baldwin, the man who exiled him to the 4077th rather than pay the $600 he owed Charles. A complex chain of circumstances leaves Charles to choose between a nice, easy job in Tokyo and ruining Margaret's career!
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Robert Symonds as Colonel Horace Baldwin, Mae Hi as Korean Woman, Nathan Jung as Korean Thug
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
208 :09x14 - Oh, How We Danced (Feb/23/1981)
It is time again for the sanitation inspect of a front line unit, and this time Charles can't evade the duty! But when he gives the unit a horrific report, the commander comes to the 4077th and punches him! That leads him to learn karate. Meanwhile, Hawkeye records B.J. talking about his memories of home as part of a suprise anniversary party.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Shari Saba as Nurse, Yuki Shimoda (1) as Key Lung Yu, Arlen Dean Snyder as Major Finch, Catherine Bergstrom as Peg Hunnicutt, Michael Choe as Soon Chi Lu
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport
 
209 :09x15 - Bottoms Up (Mar/02/1981)
Hawkeye and B.J. pull a prank on Charles that gets Hawkeye in hot water when everyone starts to think he's mean! And when he tries to fix it, he just makes it worse - until he figures out who's really being pranked! Margaret learns that one of her nurses has a drinking problem, and must figure out how to handle it.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Corpsman, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Gail Strickland as Captain Helen Whitfield, Shari Saba as Nurse, Laurie Vates as Nurse, Jimmy Barron as Patient
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
210 :09x16 - The Red/White Blues (Mar/09/1981)
Colonel Potter's blood pressure is up, and that's bad, because he'll lose his command if the chief surgeon finds out. He asks for two weeks to get it under control, and Hawkeye agrees. But the word soon gets around, and Potter gets angrier at the people who are trying to keep him calm! Well, except for Klinger, whose problems running the Colonel's office might be incompetence... or something else.
Guest Stars: Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Frank Pettinger as Corpsman
Director: Gabrielle Beaumont
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
211 :09x17 - Bless You, Hawkeye (Mar/16/1981)
After some wounded arrive in the middle of the night, Hawkeye begins to sneeze. Various folks try various remedies without success, so they finally call in Sidney Friedman. Sidney talks to Hawkeye and discovers the real reason for Hawkeye's constant sneezing.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Driver, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Barry Schwartz as Pt. Joe Caputo, Pamela Coleman as Nurse
Director: Nell Cox (1)
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
212 :09x18 - Blood Brothers (Apr/06/1981)
Hawkeye's patient may still be bleeding inside but he cannot operate because of an infection, so Hawkeye lets the man's friend Sturgis stay with him. Elsewhere in the camp, Father Mulcahy has learned that Cardinal Reardon will soon visit, so he launches a "sin patrol" to clean up the camp. When Sturgis's friend needs blood, Sturgis volunteers his, leading Hawkeye and Mulcahy to different disturbing realizations.
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Dennis, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Patrick Swayze as Pt. Gary Sturges, Tom Kindle as G.I., Ray Middleton as Cardinal Reardon, Robert Balderson as Captain Bratton
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
213 :09x19 - The Foresight Saga (Apr/13/1981)
The 4077th receives an optimistic letter from Radar! They also receive some fresh vegetables from a family they helped - a family whose son is later orphaned. Hawkeye and B.J., much to Charles's ire, allow the lad to stay in the Swamp. Meanwhile, something about the letter bothers Colonel Potter so he calls Radar at home in Iowa, and discovers things aren't going well. But he might just have an answer...
Guest Stars: Philip Sterling as Dr. Bud Herzog, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Rummel Mor as Park Sung
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
214 :09x20 - The Life You Save (May/04/1981)
When Charles is almost killed by sniper fire, he begins to develop a philosophical obsession with death. Colonel Potter assigns everyone in the unit supervisory tasks they can't do well but must learn. Hawkeye's in charge of the food, B.J. the laundry, Charles the motor pool and Margaret is in charge of morale!
Guest Stars: Dennis Troy as Dennis, Gwen Farrell as Nurse Able, G. W. Bailey as Rizzo, Meshach Taylor as Orderly, Val Bisoglio as The Cook, Jin Boeke as Sergeant Chiaverini, Jack Kearney as Soldier, Jim Knaub as Pt. Markham, Andrew Parks as Dying Soldier, Arthur Taxier as Surgeon, Paul Ventura as Soldier, Wayne Morton as Enlisted Man, Shari Saba as Nurse
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda, John Rappaport
 
Season 10
215 :10x01 - That's Show Biz (Oct/26/1981)
The star of a visiting USO troup has to undergo emergency surgery at the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Danny Dayton as Fast' Freddie Nichos, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Brian Byers (1) as Patient, Freddie Dawson (1) as Patient, Gwen Verdon as Brandy Doyle, Gail Edwards as Marina Ryan, Karen Landry as Sarah Miller, Amanda McBroom as Ellie Carlyle, Richard Molmar as Michael Nowiki, Joshua Greenrock as 1st Wounded G.I., Martin Ferrero as 2nd Wounded G.I., Paul Tuerpé as Corpsman
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
216 :10x02 - Identity Crisis (Nov/02/1981)
Father Mulcahy cousels a soldier who swapped dog tags with a deceased fellow GI.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Driver, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Shari Saba as Nurse, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Dirk Blocker as James Mathes, Squire Fridell as Corporal Alvin Rice, Joe Pantoliano as Gerald Mullen
Director: David Ogden Stiers
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
217 :10x03 - Rumor at the Top (Nov/09/1981)
A visiting officer is rumored to be recruiting personnel for a new M*A*S*H unit leading to fears that the 4077th will be broken up.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Nicholas Pryor as Nathaniel Burnham
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
218 :10x04 - Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye (Nov/16/1981)
Hawkeye writes a letter to President Truman protesting the continued warfare in Korea and the 4077th is promised a water heater if it beautifies the camp.
Guest Stars: Xander Berkeley as Marine, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Stefan Gierasch as Colonel Ditka, Ed Vasgersian as Captain Bros, Lance Toyoshima as Kim Han, Tom Kindle as Murphy, John Lavachielli as Young Turk, Mae Hi as Korean Woman
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
219 :10x05 - Wheelers and Dealers (Nov/23/1981)
B.J.'s pride is bruised when he discovers that his wife is working as a waitress in order to make ends meet back home.
Guest Stars: Shari Saba as Nurse, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Anthony Charnota as Verbanic, Tony Becker as Pvt. Brown, Chris Petersen as Second Recruit
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
220 :10x06 - Communication Breakdown (Nov/30/1981)
Hawkeye reunites two Korean brothers who had been fighting on opposite sides of the war while Charles begins hoarding stateside newspapers that he's been receiving from home.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as Lt. Yook, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Roy Goldman as Goldman, James Saito as Park, Kwang Ho Baek as Kim, Abigail Nelson as Nurse
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
221 :10x07 - Snap Judgment (1) (Dec/07/1981)
Klinger is arrested for a series of thefts at the 4077th in this two-part episode.
Guest Stars: Richard Lee Sung as Peddler #2, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Eileen Saki as Rosie, Peter Jurasik as Captain Triplett, Richard Winters as M.P. #1, Mickey Jones (1) as M.P. #2, George Cheung as Peddler #1, Monty Bane as M.P. #3
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Paul Perlove
 
222 :10x08 - Snappier Judgment (2) (Dec/14/1981)
With Perry Mason being unavailable, Klinger chooses Charles to defend him when he's court-martialed for a series of thefts at the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Peter Hobbs as Colonel Drake, Monty Bane as Crooked M.P., Jack Blessing as Lt. Rollins, Jim Boeke as M.P.
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: Paul Perlove
 
223 :10x09 - 'Twas the Day after Christmas (Dec/28/1981)
On the day after Christmas, Colonel Potter has the officers and enlisted men change places for one day.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Enlisted Man, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Michael Ensign as Major Cass, Val Bisoglio as Sergeant Pernelli
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
224 :10x10 - Follies of the Living - Concerns of the Dead (Jan/04/1982)
Suffering from a fever, Klinger is able to communicate with the spirit of a dead soldier.
Guest Stars: Kario Salem as Pvt. James Weston, Randall Patrick as Hicks, Jeff Tyler as Soldier, Perren Page as Driver
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Alan Alda
 
225 :10x11 - The Birthday Girls (Jan/11/1982)
The surgeons assist in the delivery of a calf while Margaret gets stranded along with Klinger on a desolate stretch of road on her birthday.
Guest Stars: Jerry Fujikawa as Farmer, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
226 :10x12 - Blood and Guts (Jan/18/1982)
Hawkeye gets outraged by stories written by a sensationalistic war correspondent.
Guest Stars: Stoney Jackson as Soldier, Rita Wilson as Nurse Lacey, Gene Evans as Clayton Kibbee, Brett Cullen as Pvt. Anthony McKegney
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Lee H. Grant (1)
 
227 :10x13 - A Holy Mess (Feb/01/1982)
An AWOL soldier seeks sanctuary in the mess tent of the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Leland Sun as G.I., Bill Snider as G.I., Dennis Troy as G.I., Roy Goldman as Goldman, Cyril O'Reilly as Pvt. Nick Gillis, David Graf (1) as Lt. Spears, Ed Ramirez as Wounded G.I., Kip Curtis as G.I., Val Bisoglio as Sal
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
228 :10x14 - The Tooth Shall Set You Free (Feb/08/1982)
The doctors are suspicious when a unit has a high number of black casualties while Charles refuses to get anything done about his serious toothache.
Guest Stars: Jason Bernard as Major Rockingham, Bill Snider as Corpsman, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Tom Atkins as Major Lawrence Weems, John Fujioka as Duc Phong Yong, Laurence Fishburne as Corporal Dorsey
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
229 :10x15 - Pressure Points (Feb/15/1982)
Charles gets fed up with the sloppy habits of his tentmates while Colonel Potter sends for psychiatrist Sidney Freedman when he loses confidence in his surgical abilities.
Guest Stars: John O'Connell (2) as Capt. Schnelker, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Gene Pietragallo as Corporal Fisher, William Rogers (5) as Corporal Logan
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: David Pollock (1)
 
230 :10x16 - Where There's a Will, There's a War (Feb/22/1982)
Under heavy shelling at an aid station, Hawkeye decides to write his will.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Ned Bellamy as Driver, Jim Borelli as G.I., James Emery as Corpsman, Corkey Ford as G.I., Dennis Howard as Captain rackley, Brian Fuldy as G.I., Dennis Flood as G.I., Tom Valentino as G.I., Larry Ward as General Kratzer
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
231 :10x17 - Promotion Commotion (Mar/01/1982)
Hawkeye, B.J., and Charles find themselves having to decide which enlisted men to recommend for promotion.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Corpsman, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Roy Goldman as Goldman, John Matusak as Corporal Hitalski, James Reid Boyce as Danielson, Deborah Harmon as Nurse Webster, Cameron Dye as Soldier, Richard Fullerton (1) as Soldier
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
232 :10x18 - Heroes (Mar/15/1982)
Hawkeye treats a prizefighter who suffered a stroke while at the 4077th.
Guest Stars: Earl Boen as Major Hatch, Pat McNamara as 'Gentleman' Joe Cavanaugh, Britt Leach as Dan Blevik, Matthew Faison as Bill Stitzel, Eddie Frescas as Patient, Jay Gerber as Reporter, Al Rossi as Reporter, Tierre Turner as Patient, Gerard Castillo as Reporter, Hennen Chambers as Patient, David Orr as Patient, Richard Cummings, Jr. (1) as Soldier, Jo Ann Thompson as Jo Ann
Director: Nell Cox (1)
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
233 :10x19 - Sons and Bowlers (Mar/22/1982)
Colonel Potter is determined to defeat the Marines in a bowling contest while Hawkeye tries to get in touch with his hospitalized father.
Guest Stars: William Lucking as Marty Ubanic, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Dick O'Neill as Colonel Pitts, Roger Hampton as Second Marine
Director: Hy Averback
Writer: David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
234 :10x20 - Picture This (Apr/05/1982)
Hawkeye, B. J., and Charles begin feuding amongst themselves and nothing can seemingly be done to patch things up between them.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, John Fujioka as Peasant
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
235 :10x21 - That Darn Kid (Apr/12/1982)
A goat acquired by Klinger ends up eating the 4077th's payroll leaving paymaster Hawkeye holding the bag.
Guest Stars: Richard Lee Sung as Farmer, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, John P. Ryan as Major Van Zandt, Tom Kindle as G.I., George Pressnell as Unknown
Director: David Ogden Stiers
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
Season 11
236 :11x01 - Hey, Look Me Over (Oct/25/1982)
Nurse Kelley has always felt rejected when it comes to the romance going on around the camp and more like one of the guys. But she is seen in a different light by Hawkeye when she comforts a dying soldier.
Guest Stars: Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Rita Wilson as Nurse Lacey, Peggy Feury as Colonel Beatrice Bucholtz, Perry Lang as Sandler, Deborah Harmon as Nurse Webster, Gary Grubbs as Lt. Geyer, Shari Saba as Nurse
Director: Susan Oliver (1)
Writer: Alan Alda
 
237 :11x02 - Trick or Treatment (Nov/01/1982)
While administering last rights to a soldier, Father Mulcahy notices the man is still alive. Meanwhile, the camp tells stories of supernatural experiences while celebrating Halloween.
Guest Stars: James Lough as Pt. Crotty, George Wendt as Pt. La Roche, Richard Lineback as Pt. Scala, Andrew Dice Clay as Corporal Hrabosky, Herman Poppe as M.P., R.J. Miller as Graves Registration Driver, Arnold F. Turner as Graves Registration Assistant, Arlee Reed as Soldier, Terry Brannon as Marine, John Otrin as Ambulance Attendant
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
238 :11x03 - Foreign Affairs (Nov/08/1982)
The Army tries to get a Korean pilot to defect as PR, but are shocked when no one takes up their offer. Meanwhile, Charles falls for a French nurse but is disappointed when he learns of her past lifestyle.
Guest Stars: Byron Chung as Chong-Wa, Jeffrey Tambor as Major Reddish, Soon-Tek Oh as Joon-Sung, Dennis Troy as Corpsman, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Melinda Mullins as Martine, Buddy Farmer as M.P., Pat Romano as French Soldier
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
239 :11x04 - The Joker is Wild (Nov/15/1982)
Hawkeye becomes paranoid when BJ vows to pull the greatest practical joke on him, as good ol' Trapper John used to do.
Guest Stars: Clyde Kusatsu as Paul Yamato, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, David Haid as Pt. Leightman, Jin-Taek Yi as Korean Soldier, Terry Moyer as Nurse
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: John Rappaport, Dennis Koenig
 
240 :11x05 - Who Knew? (Nov/22/1982)
Hawkeye is given the duty of reading a eulogy for a nurse that no one really knew too much about, after she dies in a water tower accident in camp. Later, he is shocked to read from her journal that she had deep feelings for Hawkeye.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Enid Kent as Nurse Bigelow, Shari Saba as Nurse, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
241 :11x06 - Bombshells (Nov/28/1982)
To boost the wounded soldiers moral, Hawkeye and Charles announce that there is a rumor that Marilyn Monroe is coming to the 4077th to say thanks for treating her wounded cousin. As the news gets out of hand, B.J. takes full responsibility when he was unable to rescue a wounded soldier he found while returning from a fishing trip.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Corpsman, Michael Bond (1) as Captain Hobart, Michael Carmine (2) as Patient, Gerald S. O'Loughlin as General Sscwerin, Allen Williams as Lt. Priore, Stu Charno as Corporal Sonnerborn, Frank Slaten as Corpsman Frank, Paul Tuerpé as I-Corps Courier, Natalie Bauman as Nurse, Robert Townsend (2) as Patient
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford
 
242 :11x07 - Settling Debts (Dec/06/1982)
The crew hold a mortgage burning party for Colonel Potter after Hawkeye receives the good news from Mrs. Potter in a letter.
Guest Stars: Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Guy Boyd as Sergeant Lally, Jeff East as Lt. Pavelich, Michael Lamont as Corporal, Jack McCulloch as Soldier
Director: Michael Switzer
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
243 :11x08 - The Moon is Not Blue (Dec/13/1982)
Hawkeye and B.J. go to no ends to bring a new, racy movie to the camp that had been banned in Boston, called "The Moon Is Blue" as a means to boost morale during a heatwave.
Guest Stars: Hamilton Camp as Major Frankenheimer, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Sandy Helberg as Bannister, Frank Slaten as Corpsman Frank, Larry Ward as General Rothaker
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Larry Balmagia
 
244 :11x09 - Run For the Money (Dec/20/1982)
Father Mulcahy is asked to make the 4077th proud when Colonel Potter makes a bet against the 8063rd in a running race, who then pull a fast one by bringing in an Olympic marathoner for the competition.
Guest Stars: Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Thomas Callaway (1) as Captain Sweeney, Mark Anderson (1) as Earl 'Jackrabbit' LeMasters, Phil Brock (1) as Pt. Palmer, William Schilling as Sergeant McFarland, Robert Alan Browne (4) as Colonel Crocker, Michael Conn as G.I., Juney Smith as G.I., Barbara Tarbuck as Major Judy Parker, Ken Wright as G.I., Ron Kapra as Driver
Director: Nell Cox (1)
Writer: Mike Farrell, David Pollock (1), Elias Davis
 
245 :11x10 - U.N., the Night and the Music (Jan/03/1983)
A visit from some U.N. dignitaries to the 4077th leave a lasting impression on a few atthe camp
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Bartender, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, George Innes (1) as Dr. Randolph Kent, Kavi Raz as Ramurti Lal, Dennis Holahan as Per Johannsen, David Packer as Pt. Lumley, Shari Saba as Nurse, Brigitte Chandler as Nurse
Director: Harry Morgan
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1)
 
246 :11x11 - Strange Bedfellows (Jan/10/1983)
Hawkeye and B.J. are suffering from restless nights due to Charles' snoring, a condition of which makes him question whether he is a true, Winchester. Meanwhile, Colonel Potter discovers that his visiting son-in-law had an affair in Tokyo.
Guest Stars: Dennis Dugan as Bob Wilson
Director: Karen Hall (1)
Writer: Mike Farrell
 
247 :11x12 - Say No More (Jan/24/1983)
Margaret loses her voice as she is about to meet Dr. Chesler, a personal hero of hers. Meanwhile, a visiting Colonel continues planning military strategy, even as his own wounded son is laying in a bed at the 4077th.
Guest Stars: James Karen as Dr. Steven Chesler, Michael Horton (2) as Lt. Curt Collins, Dennis Troy as Corpsman, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, John Anderson (1) as General Collins, Chip Johnson as Captain Sterne, Jeff Chapman as Maloney, Norman Garrett as Patient
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: John Rappaport
 
248 :11x13 - Friends and Enemies (Feb/07/1983)
Colonel Potter is torn between friendship and doing what is right when the doctors discover that his old friend, Colonel Woody Cooke, froze while the enemy attacked his platoon he was leading, causing unnecessary casualties.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Snider, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Jim Lefebvre as Sergeant Zurilli, John McLiam as Colonel Woody Cooke, Matthew Price as Corporal Marsh, Jack Yates (1) as Large Enlisted Man
Director: Jamie Farr
Writer: Karen Hall (1)
 
249 :11x14 - Give and Take (Feb/14/1983)
A soldier learns a heartbreaking lesson after he makes a friendship with a GI he had wounded. Meanwhile, Charles will do anything to avoid taking part as the Charity Officer.
Guest Stars: G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Sagan Lewis as Nurse Armstrong, Craig Wasson as Pt. Kurland, Derek Wong as Korean Soldier, Alberta Jay as Nurse
Director: Charles S. Dubin
Writer: Dennis Koenig
 
250 :11x15 - As Time Goes By (Feb/21/1983)
Margaret and Hawkeye help collect items for a camp time capsule. Also, B.J. gets revenge with the help of a fake grenade, and Klinger falls in love with a young Korean woman who is suspected as being a spy.
Guest Stars: Michael Swan as Lt. Brannum, G. W. Bailey as Sgt. Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Rosalind Chao as Soon-Li Hahn, Mark Herrier as Sergeant Stoddard, Wesley Thompson as Corpsman, Chao-Li Chi as Korean Husband, Oksun Kim as Korean Wife, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse #1, Brigitte Chandler as Nurse #2
Director: Burt Metcalfe
Writer: Thad Mumford, Dan Wilcox
 
251 :11x16 - Goodbye, Farewell and Amen (Feb/28/1983)
The final days have finally arrived for the 4077th. In the passing days we find Charles as a conductor for a musical group of Chinese prisoners, B.J. wishing to make it home in time for Erin's birthday and Margaret trying to find a glamorous Army post. But tragedy also befalls some of the group as Hawkeye battles his war memories after an incident aboard a bus, Father Mulcahy loses his hearing from an explosion and Klinger's fiancee can't find her family members. As the camp closes its doors forever, each member tells their plans for the future and say their final goodbyes.
Guest Stars: Bill Snider as Corpsman, Shari Saba as Nurse, Gwen Farrell as Nurse, Jo Ann Thompson as Nurse, Judy Farrell as Nurse Able, Jennifer Davis (1) as Nurse, Dennis Troy as Corpsman, Allan Arbus as Sidney Freedman, G. W. Bailey as Rizzo, Jeff Maxwell as Igor, Kellye Nakahara as Nurse Kelley, Roy Goldman as Goldman, Enid Kent as Nurse Bigelow, Jan Jorden as Nurse Baker, Rosalind Chao as Soon-Lee Klinger, Mark Casella as Jeep driver, Herb Mitchell as 1st M.P., Blake Clark as 2nd M.P., Jun Kim as Woman with Shawl, Jim Lau as Chinese Musician, Laurence Soong as Chinese Musician, Byron Jeong as Chinese Musician, Jen-Chia Chang as Chinese Musician, Frank Zi-Li Peng as Chinese Musician, Scott Lincoln as G.I., David Orr as Soldier, John Otrin as Ambulance Driver, Kevin Scannell as MacArthur", John Shearn as Chopper Pilot, Arthur Song as Korean Man, Jon Van Ness as Trueman", Lang Yun as Woman on Bus, Dennis Flood as Corpsman, Brigitte Chandler as Nurse, Natasha Bauman as Nurse, Frank Slaten as Corpsman Frank, | Uncredited: Sophie The Horse as Sophie
Director: Alan Alda
Writer: Elias Davis, David Pollock (1), Dan Wilcox, Thad Mumford, John Rappaport, Burt Metcalfe, Alan Alda, Karen Hall (1)
 
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