Hawkeye and BJ are assigned as the new morale officers after they make one complaint too many to Colonel Potter. Their idea is for Klinger to bring back crabs from Tokyo for a clambake dinner for the camp. But when Max is late in returning, Colonel Potter believes he may have gone AWOL. Meanwhile, Charles treats a wounded soldier with a wounded hand, unaware that he is an accomplished pianist. Now that he saved his life, he wants to save his quest to live on with his handicap.