Danny helps write a love letter for Jose, the elevator operator in Danny's building, who fears his accent will cause him his chance at dating the woman of his dreams.
Danny threatens to burn his old love letters after Kathy read some of the juiciest parts. Kathy hides them just to be sure, inside a table drawer. But when Linda finds them, she plays postman and delivers them throughout the apartment building.
Danny is impressed by how accomplished Rusty has become on the drums and takes him down for an audition at the YMCA, but instructor Larry Norman isn't as impressed by his licks.
Kathy's father and Uncle Tonoose both arrive for a visit at the same time.
When Danny puts a dent in the family car, he decides to not inform Kathy about his accident and just get it fixed.
Jimmy Durante's niece Carla, is graduating from college and he has been invited to their banquet as the guest of honor. But he is afraid he'll be out of place among the intellectual types.
Rusty's teacher makes an offer to Danny to take over her class, after he remarks how easy her job looks.
Although Bunny and Danny have both told Charley he is going to be a father, he still can't believe it.
Danny doesn't approve of Linda playing sandlot football and coming home with a black eye, believing ladies should act like ladies.
Danny and Charley both believe that they ae the most indispensable person at the Copa Club. Bunny and Kathy intervene when it looks as if the two men would split up their partnership.
Uncle Tonoose has an important announcement, he's decided to take a bride and even has a date set...now he just needs to find a bride.
Charley gets a helping hand from Danny in making a room into a nursery, now that his wife is pregnant.
While rehearsing some material for the Ed Sullivan Show, Kathy and the kids interrupt so that he can listen to their audition for the P.T.A. bash.
Danny feel Kathy is embarrassed by his nose when he starts taking shots at his highlighted physical feature while practicing a new routine for his nightclub act, which catches disapproval from his wife.
Danny and Kathy discover that Rusty is afraid of girls and doesn't plan on going to his school dance. Danny believes he should go anyways and call his friend Gloria to accompany him.
Danny believes Rusty wants something when he compliments his singing voice.
Charley's cousin hopes to have a home cooked meal from Bunny, Charley's fiance.
When a newspaper columnist lets it be known that Danny is looking for 2 children for his upcoming TV special, Danny is afraid that every stage mom in town will be badgering him.