Danny has been on the road now for a long while performing his nightclub act, and seems unprepared as he returns to his home. Once he arrives he discovers that Terry has agreed to have her daddy perform at her school's show, which is the same date in which he and Margaret are scheduled to go on a second honeymoon.
Danny finds himself objecting to Terry's first dance, but is then reminded by Margaret about his own experiences when he was a child.
Danny plans a second honeymoon upon his return from a grueling three month long night club tour. But he finds himself jammed up with business calls leaving Margaret to save the day.
Danny gets a lesson in adult psychology from the kids after asking his mother-in-law to babysit the children once too often.
Margaret is none too impressed when Danny gives her a kiss on the cheek as a peace offering after forgetting that today was their 12th wedding anniversary.
Danny finds himself competing against Margaret after she begins on a show business career for herself.
An English musician friend of Danny's comes for a visit, but overstays his welcome by three weeks.
The Williams' children love to listen to the yarns of a retired old sea captain. But while listening, they forgot to get their father's birthday party ready.
While the Williams family is at home preparing for a Thanksgiving celebration, they are missing their father who is still in Boston for a benefit.
Rusty claims he knows nothing about Danny's missing money which was lost somewhere inside their home.
Danny feels that if Margaret works hard for just one day in the office of his career-minded college friends, that she would feel so tired that she would be happy to stay at home and just do housework.
Margaret is looking forward to spending a quiet weekend at home with Danny and the kids. But instead she discovers that an overage bobby-soxer has won a weekend at the home of her favorite entertainer, Danny Williams.
Danny discovers his children no longer believe in Santa Claus.
Danny says hello to his old friends when he makes a trip to his hometown of Toledo.
Margaret becomes suspicious of Danny after they see a play about a long-married couple who's husband has a roving eye. Now after seeing a picture of him kissing a blonde, Margaret fears he too may be led astray.
Danny takes over Terry's campaign to become the class president for the sixth grade, and he learns a lesson in democracy along the way.
It's the 12th anniversary of the team of Danny Williams and Benny Lessy on the entertainment circuit.
An upset Rusty decides to run away from home.
Danny becomes jealous when a visiting college professor pays his attention to Margaret.
Margaret makes reservations at a swanky club to get Danny away from the night club scene he works in nightly. But while there they meet with his old burlesque buddy.
Danny wants to find out why Rusty keeps having fights with his friends. meanwhile, Danny is named Honorary President of Big Brothers of America.
It's Margaret's birthday, and this year she plans on hinting to Danny the present she would like to receive.
Danny and Margaret both miss their targets when they try to set up Danny's agent with a woman.
Although Danny's doctor explains that he needs to relax, he decides to open up his own night club.
Terry has won a chance of appearing on Broadway in a play, but Margaret feels she should remain at home and grow up with a normal life.
Danny is shocked by how much Rusty's teacher must go through daily and agrees to appear at the PTA festival. Meanwhile, Rusty receives a high mark in class and his classmates feel there is something going on.
Rusty brings home a hobo with a philosophical outlook on life, believing that money and knowledge are worthless unless you spread each around, and hopes the Williams family will do so, too.
Danny's mother-in-law fears that because of her age, won't be offered any more acting roles. So Danny tries helping her by finding a plumb role on a TV series.
Terry and Rusty overhears actress Marie McDonald and their dad rehearsing a love scene, which they mistake as the real thing.
Danny has been looking forward to his vacation time, having so few. Imagine his surprise when Margaret decides she wants to spend their vacation at her Northwestern University class reunion.
Danny receives a helping hand by the family when they put on a ruse to rid him of his jitters about going back out as a night club entertainer.
Danny and Rusty each try to prove their bravery after they are diagnosed with tonsillitis, which will require an operation.
While Margaret is away on jury duty, Terry is left in charge of the house. But her job becomes a chore after Danny comes down with a sore back.
Although it's been some time now since Danny and Margaret have had an infant to care for, Margaret wants to show the kids exactly how much their father knows about raising a baby. She brings home the baby of a neighbor so Danny can prove his knowledge of childcare.
When Rusty receives bad marks from school, Danny threatens to send him to military school.
An overly enthusiastic movie producer promises Danny a part in a film, as the Williams family packs up for Hollywood.
Danny's movie career is short-lived as the family arrives in Hollywood.
Danny tries to explain to Margaret why he cannot be with her at home for their upcoming Anniversary celebration.
Margaret uses Danny as a go-between to get her mother and her aunt back on speaking terms.
When Terry receives an invitation to attend a dance on her very first date, the Williams household is thrown into an uproar.
The family tries to boost Margaret's ego after discovering all the compliments Danny gets, and the role she plays in his shadow.
Danny's family refuses to pose with him on a magazine cover after he wins the "Father of the Year" contest, after complaining that he won under false pretenses.
Danny visits an Italian restaurant and is served by a pretty and talented waitress, who's father wants him to help get her into the entertainment industry.
Danny decides that this year he and Margaret will just stay at home on New Year's Eve and have a peaceful evening.
While playing matchmaker, the Williams' family makes a huge mistake when they try finding romance for Danny's agent, and a persistent comedienne.
Danny and Margaret work on finding a room of her own for Terry, now that she is grown up and demands privacy.
After Danny is picked to appear on a TV program which will air all over the country, the family dreams of being rich and famous.
Terry falls in love with a French actor friend of Danny, who is going to be staying in the Williams' house.
The kids are unhappy when Danny and Margaret decide to hire a governess to care for the kids.
Terry is working on an assignment for school in which she must write a biography about Danny, and uncovers a fact about his schooling.
Danny is starting to feel like a has-been in the entertainment field and decides to look into changing careers by going into real estate.
Rusty is called a sissy in school by a bully because of his curly hair. Danny wants to take him to a barber to finally get him a man's haircut. But No one in town will do the job due to Margaret's threats against cutting off her baby's curly locks. So Danny takes actions into his own hands.
Terry is invited by a male friend to a fashionable restaurant to celebrate her 13th birthday.
Danny seeks the help of a stagehand for the play Peter Pan to inform his kids on how the children from the performance really fly.
Noticing that his kids have no musical talent, Danny sees no reason to waste money on giving piano lessons to Terry and Rusty.
Danny asks his friend from the newspaper, Bill Pearson, to write an article about his family. But Bill has no idea on what a great story this would turn out to be.
Danny is asked by a philosophy professor to stand in front of his class for a lecture. But he has no idea what the Williams' family would be discovering from his speech.
Danny agrees that he needs to spend more time with Rusty, but refuses when he is asked to dress in a costume for a father and son program at his school.
Danny has a dream after refusing to appear in a benefit show for a destitute club owner, after finding out all his fellow performers are scheduled to appear.
The Williams family take a trip to visit Margaret's hometown. Although the peace and serene is a blessing, Danny begins to long for the city-nightclub scene.
Rusty and his friends have become obsessed with the movie Davy Crockett, so much that Danny is forced to sit through four airings of the film. Feeling a need to get into the spirit, Danny buys himself a Davy Crockett outfit to wear.
Danny agrees to provide the lot for a sandlot baseball league as long as he can be a coach and that Rusty gets to be one of the players.
Margaret feels shunned when Danny receives an invitation to play at the White House in front of the president, but she wasn't asked to attend the show.
Terry lends a hand as mediator when Danny and a new neighbor tangle because both work in the evenings.
Danny is all for Rusty getting a job as a newspaper boy, but soon finds himself missing the free time he used to have with his son due to the hours it takes to complete his new vocation.
Danny feels he can get out of a traffic ticket because of his celebrity status, but finds himself deeper in trouble as he pushes the issue.
Danny's life-long dream has been to play the Palladium in London, and now his dreams have come true. Jesse has finally booked him for the once in a lifetime gig, but the family already have plans for that date.
Danny and his family are off for London to play his dream show at the Palladium. This is also the first time the family has flown overseas, causing confusion with the seats, the luggage and the language.
While in London, Danny has a dream that he is Robert Browning and that Margaret is Elizabeth Barrett.
Danny gets to rub elbows with England's elite and Royalty as he prepares for his show in the London Palladium.
Danny and Margaret are unaware that the kids have stowed away a kitten inside one of their bags as they board an airplane back to the states.
Three of Danny's old girlfriends have written him letters in which Margaret has intercepted. This makes Danny dream about what life would have been like if he had married each of them instead of Margaret.
Louise, the Williams' housekeeper misunderstands their intentions when they ask her to join them, unaware that they are celebrating her 10 years with them, and instead is under the impression that she is being let go.
Danny has been given a part in a legitimate stage show and believes he should model himself after someone. So he chooses ex-boxing champ Maxie Rosenbloom as his model, but Maxie believes he was hired to train Danny to become a boxer.
Danny is offered an oil deal by a rich Texan admirer, but Margaret feels that this is a shaky prospect.
Danny feels put out when Terry rejects his ideas he has suggested for the party that she wants to throw for her friends.
Margaret would like to get an appointment to get her hair done, but the only way she can is if she can get Danny to look at one of her songs she wrote. Soon, Danny is named in a plagiarism lawsuit.
Margaret feels left out after realizing that each family member has won an award of some sort except for her.
Danny refuses to let Margaret's lazy cousin come for a stay. But soon he learns that cousin Carl has a talent that charms the children.
Both Danny and Rusty are worried about their upcoming work ahead for them in the next day. Danny has a new act opening at a night club, where Rusty has to recite the Gettysburg Address in front of his class.
Actor Hugh O'Brien comes to the Williams home for dinner which thrills Terry, but upsets Rusty when he comes as himself and not in his Wyatt Earp costume.
Danny can't figure out why Terry would not want to appear in a school play. He asks the opinion of a former vaudeville performer and learns that his son would prefer a medical career to working on stage.
Terry is excited after receiving a letter about joining the sorority at the school she will be attending in the fall. That is, until Danny's uncle arrives for a visit.
Danny becomes upset at Jesse when he announces he wants to add another client to his bookings. Danny believes Jesse should be concentrating on his career solely.
Danny plays the worried dad role when Terry is asked out on her first date...and with an "older man" of 16.
Danny and Margaret wanna set an example for their children and decide to stop yelling at them. But the kids learn that being naughty is no fun without being scolded afterward.
Danny and Margaret have very different ideas of what his bonus check should be spent on. Margaret feels that the kids all need new coats, while Danny has his sights set on a boat.
Danny announces that the family may be moving to Chicago, much to the chagrin of Louise, the Williams' housekeeper.
Danny is going to perform for the USO Tour and Harry Ruby offers his services as Danny's accompanist.
It's time for Danny's birthday again and he announces he wants no presents this year, and his family will keep their promise, much to Danny's surprise.
Danny Williams has lost his wife and believes he can not give his children the attention they require each day. Despite protests from both his agent and accompanist, Danny decides he must send his kids away to a boarding school.
Because of a broken ankle, Danny must give up his night club dates. He is given many offers from many performers but decides to let crooner Nelson Eddy take over his gig.
Terry has a new boyfriend, the son of a banker, and she is afraid of being embarrassed by Danny and his aloof attitude.
Rusty feels Danny is going overboard with his fathering practices lately and needs to loosen up.
Danny feels the need of filling the role of both mother and father when Rusty feels left out during his Cub Scouts meeting since he doesn't have a mother anymore.
When Terry falls for a guy who doesn't feel the same towards her, she seeks advice from Danny. He suggests that she ease up with the sports and act more like a lady.
Danny feels proud when he is signed for a show in Texas, but becomes sullen when he learns that the show will be for an audience of one.
Danny is lost at what to do after taking a peek at Terry's diary. Should he tell her or just keep it a secret?
Danny is thrilled when he gets the chance of having Rusty sing with him on TV, but learns that he has not inherited Danny's singing gene's.
Danny has now healed from his accident and is ready to take the stage once again.
Danny and Rusty are both taken by their beautiful vocal coach, and Danny wants to have her meet with a trio of famous impresarios for an audition. But she refuses, and the boys go all out to change her mind.
The Cub Scouts are having a show and Rusty wants Danny to be the master of ceremonies. But when he has a different idea than the scouts on how it should be done, he may lose his chance.
This is the first Christmas without Margaret, and the kids are missing their mom. So, Danny brings home a troupe of out of a job circus workers, for a holiday meal.
Danny finds out that Liz's new boyfriend is really using her just to sell Danny some of his comedy material.
Danny insults Rusty's fourth grade teacher when he tells her he doesn't like the methods she uses. In turn, the teacher claims that his job is simple, and is invited to join him onstage to prove it.
Terry and Rusty do not approve of Danny's plan of touring all the night spots, fearing that he will find a new step-mother from one of those joints.
Danny is incensed when he discovers that a down and out comedian is stealing his comedy routines.
Danny comes home to discover that no one has remembered that today was his birthday, and sits the kids down to reminisce about when the kids were younger.
A woman in which Danny met in Chicago has accepted his invitation to come for a visit. But Terry feels she has an ulterior motive.
Danny would like to get the role of playing his friend, Harry Ruby, in a movie about his life. But first he'll have to convince Harry that he is the right man for the role.
Danny's uncle Tonoose is coming to town and bringing along a young lady for Danny to meet, and hopefully marry.
Terry is charmed by the thought of quitting school to attend modeling school instead. But Danny is not happy with this decision and wants to convince her that it would be a mistake without letting her know what he's doing.
Rusty runs away from home and applies to join an orphanage after Danny misses a school function in which he had promised to perform in.
Danny volunteers to become a little league umpire after Rusty's team loses it's 16th straight game of the season.
Rusty is stricken down with the measles and Danny is unable to visit him in the hospital unless he can prove to Kathy, a nurse, that Danny has already had the disease.
Danny and Rusty find themselves at odds with their girlfriends when Kathy gives Rusty's girlfriend advice, which Danny does not agree with.
Kathy's daughter Patty feels that Danny is trying to steal away her mother's feelings towards her and makes plans in breaking up their romance.
Terry and Rusty lend support for Danny when he decides it's time to propose marriage to Kathy.
The children join Kathy and Danny as they honeymoon in Las Vegas.
Now that Kathy has joined the family, Terry feels like she is being pushed aside since she no longer cooks and cleans for her father.
Uncle Tonoose, the family patriarch, is on his way to meet Danny's new bride, which has him worried.
Terry has been named chairman of the Heart Fund dance and must choose who she wants as a singer, Kathy or Dinah Shore? Dinah is a proven star, but Kathy feels she can do a great job because she used to sing while in school.
Rusty teaches his new little sister how to soft soap the parents.
Danny and Kathy want to prove that they are still young and spry by going out for a night of dancing, followed by a round of golf in the morning and then tennis.
Danny gets his first chance at meeting up with his new father-in-law. After discovering what his passion is, fishing, Danny attempts to learn all he can about the sport.
Rusty has been taught to be honest, but when the owner of a lost wallet simply repays him with a "Thank You," Danny believes he must restore his son's faith in human nature.
Terry wants to be hired at a local dress shop, but resents Danny's interference in the process.
Terry asks Danny to play the part of a distinguished gentleman in a benefit for her sorority sisters. But when Danny becomes upset by the sisters, Terry may lose her best friend.
Both Danny and his father-in-law want to help Rusty with his soapbox derby racer.
Danny invites former boxing champion Max Baer to give Rusty lessons on fighting after he comes home with a black eye.
Rusty's friend has won the elocution award at school, but his father doesn't want to attend the award ceremony.
Danny discovers a country girl with a fantastic singing voice.
Terry needs help when her school has decided to do a Shakespearean play.
Danny hire's Kathy's father as business manager of the household when he becomes unemployed for a period.
Danny takes Rusty's friends to watch him perform his nightclub act.
Terry's girlfriend stays at the Williams' home for the weekend.
Danny's ego is deflated by the comments from a female columnist.
Danny is not too happy when Rusty announces he wants to get a job.
Rusty is running for class president and want Danny to help out with a campaign contribution.
It's Danny and Kathy's wedding anniversary, but they are arguing over who proposed to who first.
Danny becomes a worried father when Terry announces she has a steady boyfriend.
Danny becomes upset when Kathy forgets to give him a number of important messages.
Excitement and sentiment comes to the Williams' home over an ordinary locket.
Uncle Tonoose has decided the playboy life is for him.
Linda is afraid when the doctor announces she needs her tonsils removed.
A rivalry begins between Danny and Dinah Shore.
After meeting up with a few successful former school mates, Danny dreams that he is a surgeon, a scientist and a diplomat.
The Williams home is tossed in turmoil when Kathy decides she wants a job in the fashion field.
Danny gets a close look at juvenile problems after finding out that Rusty is in a gang.
That ditzy red head, Lucy Ball, comes to the Williams home and turns it upside down.
Danny acts as an arbitrator when his cousin Stephen, from Toledo, runs away from his father and his dry goods business.
A transient entertainer, Kentucky Cal, befriends Rusty and Linda, much to the dismay of their parents.
Danny and Bob Hope become involved and embroiled when they are named directors for a lavish production of Alice in Wonderland.
Danny is angered when someone alleges that "show biz" people are not representative Americans.
Gina, an Italian exchange student, comes to stay with the Williams family.
Lauritz Melchior and Shirley Jones appear on the show as a father and daughter musical act.
Danny finds himself in hot water after explaining to Gina the customs of an American teenager.
Rusty seeks advice from his parents about a cute little classmate he has a crush on.
Gina asks singer Frankie Laine to sing at the school dance, until Danny plots to stop him as does a case of the measles.
When Danny and Kathy have a disagreement over who is boss of their house, Kathy leaves him behind.
A friend of Gina's arrives from Italy for a visit and asks her to use her influence over Danny for personal gain.
Temper's flare when Danny's agent and Kathy misplace the new script for Danny's nightclub routine.
Grandpa comes for a visit to the Williams home and is constantly trying to break his strict diet by sneaking morsels of food.
Danny is named a candidate for Abbott of the Friars Club. But first he must win the approval from rivals groups inside the organization.
A rich fan of Danny looks to win his friendship with his money.
Danny becomes dejected when he discovers his family has forgotten his birthday.
Gina faces a challenge against her boyfriend for class president, as Danny and Kathy become campaign managers for each of the candidates.
Danny seems to find himself the butt of practical jokers from all directions.
Linda tells a story to Kathy and Danny about her newest friend, who happens to be a nine-foot giant.
Danny's eldest child, Terry, comes home for a visit from school more mature, chic and educated.
Danny tries to convince a jurist that they are not guilty of the traffic case against them.
Mr. Chou finds his reserve strained when his daughter meets the Williams family.
Terry feels Danny and Kathy have fallen into a boring rut, and attempts to give them self improvement lessons, but finds out they have their own ideas on the subject.
Terry falls hard for a handsome golf pro named Pat Harris.
When Kathy becomes jealous, Danny finds himself donning a number of disguises to curb his wife's feelings.
Terry gives a try to the beatnik lifestyle, but discovers life is more than just poetry and bongo drums.
Danny uses weightlifting as a ploy to get Rusty over his fear of a bully.
Uncle Tonoose makes an unexpected visit to New York and becomes a matchmaker for Terry.
Milton Berle has convinced Danny that it is time for them to wuit show business.
Dannyh and his soon-to-be son-in-law believe they are being invaded by "Little People" when they spot a family of dwarfs inside their apartment building.
Danny has no heart when a soulful St. Bernard chooses the Williams apartment to have its puppies in.
Kathy finds out that the world of TV is not all the glamour and excitement that she had expected when she made a splash into the medium.
Nightclub owner Charlie Halper brings in Danny and as his partners.
Jack Benny appears as a man who has sold his soul to the devil.
Danny gives Pat lessons in how to be head of his household and handle his wife.
When Kathy is summoned for jury duty, Danny becomes in charge of all the household duties.
Danny's agent refuses to sign him on for a TV spectacular, so Danny goes over his head and meets with the sponsors himself, losing his agent in the deal.
Danny becomes upset when he discovers Uncle Tonoose has made Terry's wedding plans for a traditional Lebanese wedding.
Danny is stopped by a small town sheriff named Andy Taylor.
The Williams' and the Hannigan's are at war over the importance of their relatives as wedding guests.
Uncle Tonoose is afraid that the other members of the Lebanese community will receive a better eulogy than he will.
Linda decides she'd rather be a boy, since they have more fun.
Pat gets cold feet about his wedding while at his bachelor party.
Danny promises that he will build a dog house which will be envious to all dogs around, for Rusty's Boy Scout project.
Danny joins an acting class in hopes of leaving comedy for drama on stage.
Mr. Heckendon, the landlord, notices a plant in which Dany received from an admirer is a rare and valuable species that needs special care.
Danny decides to fight a traffic ticket in court, using an expert on nuclear timers and Rusty's eyewitness account of the time allowed on a parking meter.
Danny anticipates a huge welcome from his wife upon his return home from a long road trip.
Landlord Heckendorn wants the Williams' to cut down the noise from their party inside apartment, now that it is past 11 PM.
Danny gives Rusty $50 to teach him a lesson in finance.
Funnyman Buddy Brown subs for Danny as he takes a vacation from performing.
Danny helps write a love letter for Jose, the elevator operator in Danny's building, who fears his accent will cause him his chance at dating the woman of his dreams.
Danny threatens to burn his old love letters after Kathy read some of the juiciest parts. Kathy hides them just to be sure, inside a table drawer. But when Linda finds them, she plays postman and delivers them throughout the apartment building.
Danny is impressed by how accomplished Rusty has become on the drums and takes him down for an audition at the YMCA, but instructor Larry Norman isn't as impressed by his licks.
Kathy's father and Uncle Tonoose both arrive for a visit at the same time.
When Danny puts a dent in the family car, he decides to not inform Kathy about his accident and just get it fixed.
Jimmy Durante's niece Carla, is graduating from college and he has been invited to their banquet as the guest of honor. But he is afraid he'll be out of place among the intellectual types.
Rusty's teacher makes an offer to Danny to take over her class, after he remarks how easy her job looks.
Although Bunny and Danny have both told Charley he is going to be a father, he still can't believe it.
Danny doesn't approve of Linda playing sandlot football and coming home with a black eye, believing ladies should act like ladies.
Danny and Charley both believe that they ae the most indispensable person at the Copa Club. Bunny and Kathy intervene when it looks as if the two men would split up their partnership.
Uncle Tonoose has an important announcement, he's decided to take a bride and even has a date set...now he just needs to find a bride.
Charley gets a helping hand from Danny in making a room into a nursery, now that his wife is pregnant.
While rehearsing some material for the Ed Sullivan Show, Kathy and the kids interrupt so that he can listen to their audition for the P.T.A. bash.
Danny feel Kathy is embarrassed by his nose when he starts taking shots at his highlighted physical feature while practicing a new routine for his nightclub act, which catches disapproval from his wife.
Danny and Kathy discover that Rusty is afraid of girls and doesn't plan on going to his school dance. Danny believes he should go anyways and call his friend Gloria to accompany him.
Danny believes Rusty wants something when he compliments his singing voice.
Charley's cousin hopes to have a home cooked meal from Bunny, Charley's fiance.
When a newspaper columnist lets it be known that Danny is looking for 2 children for his upcoming TV special, Danny is afraid that every stage mom in town will be badgering him.
Charley is upset that his newborn baby will laugh when everyone else holds him, and cries when Charley picks up his own son.
Danny is ecstatic to learn from his agent that he has been signed for a European tour, but is discouraged to find out that he must find his own replacement for the club first.
Danny and Kathy are ready to leave for the European tour, but are dismayed when they learn that Charley and Bunny cannot take care of Rusty and Linda now that they have a child.
On their arrival at London, Danny has his friend Sir Harry, check his comedy material, knowing that the British have a different style of humor.
Elevator operator, Jose, negotiates with Charley to rent out the Copa Club. At first he believed Jose was joking, until he rents out the place at a ridiculously low amount.
Rusty is nominated for junior class president, but feels he has no chance since a master campaigner is also running. So Charley comes up with the idea of holding a rally for Rusty at the Copa.
While in England, Danny meets a curious fellow named Jamie, who invites Danny to join him in a day of hunting, unaware that Jamie is a poacher.
Charley remembers the opening of his Copa Club and how Danny became his star attraction.
Danny and Kathy receive news that Jose, the elevator operator is attending night school to make something of himself. But in reality, he is confused on American history.
While in Europe, Danny and Kathy decide to stop in Ireland and visit some of Kathy's relatives. They receive a warm reception...until they find out that Danny is not Irish.
Danny meets a friendly but totally inept waiter named
Alfie Wingate in a London pub. He informs Danny that he will be going to New York, which causes Danny to ask him to meet Charley at the Copa for a table. Alfie mistakes Danny and believes he is offering him a job.
Bunny volunteers to be leader for Linda's Brownie troop in order to keep them from disbanding. But she discovers she will be sharing the job with a prim career Brownie named, Miss Fenwick.
Jose, the elevator operator is expecting to get a raise, but instead finds out that he is wanted to walk Maurice, a kleptomaniac pooch.
Uncle Tonoose comes to town for a physical check up, and demonstrates just how strong he still is. Meanwhile, the doctor informs him he needs glasses.
Danny is shocked when he learns the dress in which he had promised Kathy, will coat more than one thousand dollars. So he schemes to have a knock-off dress made for $100.
Kathy asks Danny to take her on a tour of Rome, but he would rather rest and read he newspaper...that is, until he meets the handsome man named Francesco, who has offered to escort her.
While in Rome, Danny's agent Phil Brokaw, tells him that he and Kathy should eat only where American tourists are going to, but neglect his warning.
Louise the maid offers help from her ladies club when Nikki Stewart, a temperamental actress pulls out of her appearance at the Copa Club.
While in Venice, Danny and Kathy are dogged by Maria, a little girl who acts as a talent agent for her entire family, all who seem to perform.
Charley is being buttered up by singer Diana Lawrence in order to get an audition at the Copa Club, and Bunny is not happy about Charley ease of falling for a soft-soap routine .
10-year old Linda wants to prove to everyone that she is mature, so she offers to take on all the domestic chores for the Halper's home.
Danny and Kathy make their return home from Europe and enjoy a family reunion. But the Halper's feel put-out when they are forced to leave the Williams' house.
Uncle Tonoose has made some outrageous plans for the Williams' family, and Danny knows that only one person who can oppose him...his brother, Tufik, who is still in Lebanon.
Jose Jimenez has fallen in love for a tap dancer named Susie, but fears he has lost her when her boyfriend from back home shows up.
The money in which Kathy has been saving for Danny's birthday present has disappeared.
Harvey Bullock is a veteran nightclub performer who insists he owes Danny $50 which he had borrowed many years earlier, but Danny can't remember that happening.
Kathy is getting a bit tired of being the butt of Danny's nightclub jokes.
Uncle Tonoose announces to the Williams family that he is ready to get hitched.
Alfie is a shy waiter down at the Copa Club, and Danny has made it his business of finding him a nice girlfriend.
Kathy's Aunt Molly has arrived with her four strapping sons from Ireland, and has visions of her boys singing on stage at the Copa Club.
Danny and Charley believe that Mr. Baker, the carpenter who did the remodeling at their country place, is responsible for placing a hex on them.
Danny believes he needs to spend more time with Rusty.
Danny is worried when none of his family exudes any Christmas spirit.
Danny's agent gets himself a new secretary, Kathy.
The bartender at the Copa Club wants Danny to be his celebrity partner when he goes on a quiz show.
Charley, Bunny and the Williams' family decide it's time they meet their new country neighbors.
Kathy and Bunny buy an "antique" cuckoo clock for $100, unaware how common it really is.
Bunny feels like returning to show business and chooses her husband's club as the venue.
The janitor takes offense when Danny uses him as the butt of his jokes in his act.
Uncle Tonoose is in search of employment.
While Linda is playing in the park, she sees a little man which she believes is a Leprechaun.
Danny brings in an Italian singer to work at the Copa Club, unaware that she has quit singing pop music and now only performs opera.
Rusty tries to speak Italian to Pupa and mistakenly prposes marriage to her...which she accepts.
When Danny was in grammar school a homely tomboy named Moose played shortstop on his baseball team. But the years have been good to her, very good.
Kathy and Bunny believe their husbands are working too hard and want them to relax more often.
Rusty believes he is in love...and with a chorus girl from the Copa Club.
Danny is asked by a policeman to audition a young singing group from the poor side of town. But one look inside the Williams apartment makes them turn around and leave.