(Mama is telling the doctor Naomi is about to give birth)
Mama: What do you mean Naomi-who? The cheap blonde in the leopard-skin jump suit!

(Mama is preparing to call the doctor because Naomi went into labor)
Naomi: Wait! I forgot the most important thing!
Mama: Your checkbook? Your medical insurance card?
Naomi: No, my hot rollers!
Mama: Your hot what?!
Naomi: Yeah, Mrs. Harper. I don't want my baby seeing its mother for the very first time looking like something the cat dragged in!
(Naomi leaves)
Mama: Well, good Lord. Either way that kid's in for a shock.

(Mama tells Vint he has to be sensitive to Naomi)
Vint: Sensitive. Got it.
(Naomi enters)
Vint: Naomi, you look awful.
Mama: That's my boy.

(Mama lies to Naomi about how Carl treated her when Vint was born)
Iola: What really happened with Carl?
Mama: Oh, I don't wanna talk about it. Well, it was an overcast day.

(Mama and Naomi hear a loud crash and Vinton comes running in a moment later)
Vint: Mama, I smashed the pick-up!
Naomi: And you said it was Foo Foo!
Mama: (trying to calm Vint down) Alright now, there's no need to panic here. Just go get my car.
Vint: That's what I smashed into!

(Mama talking to Grandma Crowley in the second flashback)
Mama: Mother, I don't care if Niedermayers is on the way to the hospital. I ain't got time to stop and buy you a waffle iron!

Vint: Water Polo? I never understood that sport. How do they get the horses to hold their breath underwater?

(Vint is talking baby talk to his new daughter)
Mama: (to Iola) Looks like Vinton's finally found someone to talk to.