Bart: (to Elena) Careful, senorita, I understand just enough Spanish to know when I'm being insulted.
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Elena: Would you care to go on with us?
Bart: I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Bart (about Elena) Jack, remember I saw her first.
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Bart: Warn her about yourself later, Darby. I'm seeing the lady to her tent.
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Darby: (to Bart about Elena) I have a blind, unreasoned passion for Latin women.
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Man: How come you only auction one hour a day?
Bart: Why it's simple, friend. If we auctioned anymore it wouldn't be an auction. It'd be a store.
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Bart: We'd better start playin' poker tonight or we'll be losin' money.
Darby: Partner, I think we've waited long enough.
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Wilson: Don't you boys ever do any gambling?
Bart: Oh, now and then.
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Bart: (to Wilson) A full house does beat a flush, doesn't it?
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Bart: (to Elena) Money can't buy you friends. Money can't buy you happiness. Money can't buy you peace of mind. Confederate money, that is.
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Bart: I'm unarmed, Darby.
Darby: Except for your mouth.
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Wilson: (to Bart) I was willin' to spend $5,000 to buy you out, mister. I'll be even happier to spend $5,000 to bury you.
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Jed: You boys sure pulled off a neat one.
Darby: Now what gives you all an idea like that? I just went hunting.
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