Pappyism #1: Love is the only thing in life you've got to earn. Everything else you can steal. |
Pappyism #2: Make a lot of mistakes but always be sure they're your own. |
McKenzie: Ere ye a God fearin' man?
Bart: Scared to death. |
Bart: I feel sorry for men that gamble. Very sorry. |
Bart: You don't think goin' to Deadwood is gambling?
McKenzie: No, that's enterprise. |
Cindy: Remember the last time we went to Deadwood together?
Bart: There's some things one never forgets--like measels and broken arms. |
Bart: My pappy once told me, "Son, you're self-centered and shifty and you know the value of a dollar so you're gonna die honored and wealthy." |
Cindy: Mad?
Bart: At you, Cindy, that's impossible. |
Bart: I suppose it's too late to resign.
McKenzie: No, but either way you'll be facin' a gun. |
Bart: (to Cindy) Maybe that's why women dislike other women. They understand each other. |
Cindy: Like to share my wagon?
Bart: Better than a kick in the shins. |